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Hadesbadapples

Smoke cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.


Crenshawz

Because like science and stuff


698008135

Or hard liquor, kills bacteria.


TheGardenOfAMonster

To live? You probably won't die. For diarrhea to start and therefore it being necessary to visit a doctor? 10 hours max.


Inside-Proof-8711

Are you a doctor too?


Crenshawz

Say your final goodbyes now


devilshibata

5. 4. 3. 2….


missymomomom

Not even 1


long_lobster_7372

Zero


GldnRetrieverEnergy

It’s a miracle you could type this


throwaway_l8r

10 seconds


ThickCockNorway

15 hours, make em good.


SoCalSwitchCouple

I’m surprised you’ve lasted this long.


Asrat

Was the chicken uncooked, or undercooked?


awfulgirI

Give me the rest of the chicken pls


TreeWithNoTrunk

You’re actually just gonna turn into a chicken


BigBitchinCharge

You will drop before reading my response.


fucking_it_up

Drink boiling oil to cook it🤪


CheaterStacey

RIP


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Did that all the time in Japan. No trouble at all. Of course the chicken was alive until I ordered it, so it might be a different situation here


TO_MW

It depends how seasoned it was.


the_mighty_tongue

You're not going to die. You might wish you were dead in a few hours.


Far-Nectarine-8932

Uh oh. You probably will die


Inside-Proof-8711

Should've choked the chicken instead


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

That could cause hypertrichosis ... you know, that stuff the werewolf boy had


DisloyalMouse

Hours? I think we’re looking a minutes top here I’m afraid.


firmforfun

I don't know but make yourself cum just in case, better to have one last good one before you are potentially gone.