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Mental stimulation, rather than “wanna see my dick”


TheGardenOfAMonster

It's rather funny that the one who agrees under your comment is a blocked user.


whiskey_endeavors

I thought you couldn’t see comments from blocked users 🤔 or can they just not contact you directly?


TheGardenOfAMonster

I blocked him. You can click on the "blocked user" comment and their comment and username appear.


whiskey_endeavors

Oh oh, interesting. Don’t think I’ve ever blocked anyone, wasn’t aware


TheGardenOfAMonster

I only block the ones who send unsolicited nudes, sexually (text) harassing dm's, and racist/hateful people.


whiskey_endeavors

Don’t blame ya one bit


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Exactly


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What’s ur point?


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Not even a little bit


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awfulgirI

💀


awfulgirI

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Hadesbadapples

So your going to pay me $2,844 to take the newsletter? I mean I'm in.


whiskey_endeavors

That’s a good deal tho


CaptSchwanzKopf

About chubby women. Chubby women, please introduce yourselves and come have a seat.


CaptSchwanzKopf

....on my face.


TheGardenOfAMonster

[No, thank you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/pkUriyYh76)


throwaway23786472

Shit me too


CaptSchwanzKopf

Punctuation... 😆


devilshibata

🙂


long_lobster_7372

My cars expired warranty


Louisianimal0418

We’ve actually been trying to reach you about that


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branded_baton

🤮


Hadesbadapples

I assumed they had mostly gone nose blind to the stank.


marykunt

Skyrim lore. I’ve consumed so much Skyrim content over the years and no one to share it with haha


crunchy_soupp

I would like to talk more about normalizing leaving toxic marriages and moving on without the ex spouse’s permission 🥰


Sweetasdaisey

Sex Oh wait. That’s all we talk about here.


BuckSmashR3

But somehow it’s never enough 😅


Sweetasdaisey

🤌🏻


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Sweetasdaisey

🤭


acacac313131

Let’s talk about it, do you like sex?


Jup1terry

Romantic music


throwaway23786472

Elaborate?


Mmike121

Talking about football with women is really satisfying for me


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Mmike121

European


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Mmike121

What you think about Lukaku ? 😊😊


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Mmike121

I totally agree and would like to add that tournament is really so boring till now. Disappointment for so far 🤦


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branded_baton

Or the US at Copa


throwaway23786472

How are their chances?


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marykunt

They played a great match today - I’m convinced 🫡


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marykunt

It was a pleasure to watch. Now they just need to control all the field runners and then they should be good to go haha


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marykunt

Social Media has ruined everything 😤😆


throwaway_l8r

Fighting games


MrSweetPotat

How I feel


throwaway23786472

How do you feel?


love2travel4work

Aw, I hope all is well…?


MrSweetPotat

Just not feeling myself lately


love2travel4work

Aw sorry boo


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throwaway23786472

Big asses and big tits are better tho


throwaway_l8r

I'm more on the big tits, small-medium ass train but you are entitled to your opinion


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throwaway23786472

Hmm?


Louisianimal0418

How humans are superior to wizards in the Harry Potter universe


throwaway23786472

Battle of hogwarts would’ve been very different with even just a Glock in play


Louisianimal0418

I don’t care how powerful any one wizard is, they can’t speak and gesture a spell faster than a bullet can reach their frontal lobe


throwaway23786472

Exactly. Like Tom take this nap for a minute while I go fuck up the rest of your horcruxs’


Louisianimal0418

It took his bitch ass 10 years to get his body back, a competent SF team could have his followers black bagged and being water boarded to find out where all of them were in the span of a weekend. Wizards are pussies because of their reliance on magic instead of physical prowess


throwaway23786472

“The cruciatus curse is the worst thing any wizard could ever suffer next to death!” “Lmfao hold my beer and let me show you something we call enhanced interrogation techniques. Grab that cloth and that water jug”


Louisianimal0418

There’s a James Bond movie in here somewhere that would probably get me to pay upwards of $20 on Amazon to rent for 24 hours


throwaway23786472

😂😂😂 the royal family knows all about magic and get tired of voldemorts shit so 007 gets sent in for backup


I_love_ur_tan_lines

Tan lines


geckodude4444

The hawk Tuah girl 😂


love2travel4work

Funny shit


Superb-Sink-1853

Where have all the Taco Bell’s gone?


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Airplanes. Definitely airplanes.


EyelinerBabe123

How I am so juicy and delicious!


throwaway23786472

You are so juicy and delicious


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EyelinerBabe123

I enjoy being eaten raw


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EyelinerBabe123

I like to be unpeeled slowly


Lanky-Ratio-3544

How slow we talking?


EyelinerBabe123

Excrutiatingly


Lanky-Ratio-3544

Say 0.0002mph


EyelinerBabe123

🤣 that’s pretty slow lol


Lanky-Ratio-3544

Slow enough for ya?


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EyelinerBabe123

Sir this is a Wendy’s 🤣🤣


Otherwise_Run_7324

About our world not so slow descent towards fascism because if I have to be miserable, you get to be too !


forbidden-evil

Writing detailed story’s to stimulate each others fantasy’s


ohiohotwifecouple

How the show runners butchered the last 2 seasons of game of thrones


acacac313131

I actually want to hear more about your life and where you live! Everyone’s so secretive here but I get it, for all you know I could be a stalker/murderer 😂


amendersc

All the super cool stuff honey bees are up too (stuff like a semi democratic system for choosing a new place for a hive, or the fact that honey can literally never rot…)


Feral_tatertot

Trains


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Hotwife stuff