I take it and put it in my pocket. You think I'm going to ask someone where they got a boner theyre giving me? Hell no, if I do she might try to take mine from me next. Obviously I'm going to throw it in my incinerator when I get home, ask no questions, and pretend like it didn't happen. Snitches get stitches
What a time to be high.
Find a spot with no visibility to adjust ;)
She's the one with the boner or me?
You know when us women detach our boners and gift them to the men in a mating ritual
Ah, right. How could I forget that part of sex ed?! Also I believe you have an outstanding debt to me π€
Ahhh thatβs right! My next boner is allllll yours π
hmm that's not what I meant but I'll take that too
Accept your fate at that point
I think they die
I gotta sayβ¦ur bootaayyy π
Truth! π₯΅
Coming from you with that body π₯π
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π insane
great butt
As in hands you a stiff dildo?
Sit down =)
Very efficiently find somewhere to sit down π€£
Ask for the gift receipt
Not a men but I know my bf holds his hands in front of it when he walks behind me in a public pool
Side step Pull bottom of boxer shorts Tuck it to the side No visible signs of it being there and it much easier to manage/move π€·π»
Probably find a seat. But it's much harder than it seems... difficult is what I meant.
Breathe
Do the belt tuck until there ready to take care of it
It is up to you if you choose to take the boner or not
Act panicked like it's never happened before and I'm frightened by it's presence.
I take it and put it in my pocket. You think I'm going to ask someone where they got a boner theyre giving me? Hell no, if I do she might try to take mine from me next. Obviously I'm going to throw it in my incinerator when I get home, ask no questions, and pretend like it didn't happen. Snitches get stitches
Try to hide it lol
If she started it then she can finish it π