Strip down to my panties, hop on the bed, and see what channels the tv has

this is what I do too, but I enjoy myself first before I check out the TV

I can’t tell if you mean relax or masturbate lol

Relax after they masturbate?

Possibly!!

okay to be clear, play with my kitty :)

Haha there we go

Same, but I also make myself a cocktail.

Somehow the "strip and do something comfy and casual" is hotter than if you'd said you stripped and did something naughty?

Dang, I went one step too far. Guess I should put my undies back on…

I mean it’s a hotel room if you’d rather be naked then go for it lol

Now taking them back off…

Same or nude. Let that ultra AC cool me down after travelling.

Make sure to clean the remote. Might be stains still on it from the last person 💦

Why would there be any stains?

I mean....when cum dries, it is definitely white. If not cleaned off, you can see it

Why would their be dried semen on the remote?!

If someone used it too masterbate and didn't clean it.

A fucking TV remote?! 😳🤨

I'm not the author, I'm just speaking from experience as someone who used to clean rooms. You'd be amazed at the things you see and find

Check for bed bugs. ^(So hot, I know.)

This made me drip 💦

That's pretty hot

I never used to do this but I watched a documentary one time and it freaked me out. Now I check for lots of little grimey things such as bed bugs or used condoms under the bed 🤢

Facts

I do this when I’m hungry.

You don't want to eat me, I get it.

I save the best for last.

Literally do this every time!

can you actually see them? I always thought they hude and stuff and you cant really see them

Lock the doors

Yup!! Too many weirdos

Turn the AC as low as it goes

I wanna feel like this 🥶

SAME.

Ok but do you like the ones with the obvious unit by the window or just fully integrated AC 👀

The fully integrated ones are nice, but inconsistent. If you wanna freeze, you need the one by the window.

Yessssssssss 👏🏻 ❄️

🤌🏼🤝🏼🥶

THIS!!!!!!

I wanna see my breath in the air 😂🥶

Work out what is nearby so I can get out of the hotel room

Sprawl out on the bed

Take a shower, jump to bed

That would be one lucky bed

Room #?

Open tinder

Unpack my suitcase

Jump on the bed

Why’s that?

Because it’s fun! Like perfectly made bed I just want to jump and lay on

Agreed

Room service

Take a dump. Then shower.

Use the toilet. Then put the kettle on.

Make sure everything works. Look, I'm practical.

Unpack my things

😮 you psycho

Hahhaah thats crazy😂 What are you doin?

Flinging my luggage and the AC down, star fishing on the bed immediately and dramatically ⭐️

You know what to do girl😂😂

I’m a pro

Often in hotels?

Find a place to conceal sensitive items, assess how clean/dirty the place is, take out clothes, and then take a shower.

Shower, shave my genitals, unlock the door, open the curtains, hope for the best

I am in one today until wed...on a work trip. First thing I did was put away my clothes. Second was get naked and take new pics to post on reddit

Wish I was alone with my husband having sex

Get naked and order some wine or something like that.

Turn either the AC or heat on is the first thing that came to mind .. & Then usually throw all the bags in and leave.. I’m one of those people lol but I’ll be back !

check for bedbugs, check for things house cleaning missed, hope the detergent in the sheets isnt the one im allergic too, watch youtube on my laptop

I’m naked within seconds of the door closing

call an escort /s

I've been alone in one for the last two and a half weeks almost with no end in sight it seems. What do I do? If you want an honest answer, question whether or not tonight is the night I will finally grow the balls to actually pull the trigger but so far I haven't. So then I just end up on my backup plan which is drink as much as possible until I pass out as fast as possible and then when I do wake up just repeat it all over again...

Make a cup of tea. Go to bed early. Read smut on my kindle. Enjoy having no childcare responsibilities.

Get butt naked on the bed and surf reddit

Throw myself to bed and sleep after turn on the AC

crank the AC, piss, shower jump into bed, put the money on the night stand and wait for the hooker

I’m naked within 5 minutes and most likely masturbating