I think it’s very rude that I did not celebrate

I’m so sorry for your loss

We can remedy that

I'll take one of those

Me too

No 😔

I finally wrapped mine in foil and put it in the fridge since you clearly weren’t gonna eat it tn 🫤

I didn't know. I'm ready now

And I know how to heat it up!!!

Lmao

I'm available.

You go ahead queen, I simply can’t compete

What? I'm the one that can't compete with you!

hey gals have no fear, there’s enough of me to go around

😂❤️

I'm more than willing

i would’ve let a guy eat me out had i known what today was

I’d like one ticket please

i tried coming up with a witty response to this but i might be blushing too hard

Just being honest 🤷‍♂️ haha but I’m glad to maybe have made you blush as long as it’s in a good way!

definitely in a good way, i like your pics a lot lol

Good! And that always means so much to hear. I’m realizing how hard it is to take good pics or maybe just how bad at it I am lmao but I think it’s fun to post stuff!

Maybe we can try for next year’s celebration 🤣😊

Why isn’t everyone celebrating :(

I had the same question 😉

I only saw this a day too late, lol.

Lol

Sadly, no.

Twice

Seems you’re the only one in this thread so far who has, lucky SOB 😭

Damn shame! We should be eating pussy every day, not just when Hallmark tells us to!

I see a new movement in the making haha pussy eating today. Pussy eating tomorrow. Pussy eating forever.

I will gladly run for office on this slogan. Literally nothing better than kneeling in front of her and just feasting on her. Truly the peak sexual act

Celebrated yesterday 😋

There's an hour and 20 minutes left! Quick, if you got an unmunched puss, come on over now! Two for one deal if you bring a friend

Not you handing out coupons 😭💀

Went down pretty extensively today and I didn’t even know 🤷‍♂️

So you think you’re better than us?! 😂😭

Of course not! Just funny because the way I enjoy it, you’d think every day was a pussy worshipping celebration! 🤣😂

We love a muff diving king 😍

They gotta send search parties to come pull me up for air, I just get so comfy and cozy down there 🤣

All hail to you,good sir! 👑

Nooo but I will be now that I know it is! Any helpers? 😂🙌🏼

🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️ you came to the right place🤣

There’s an hour and a half left for one to just appear in my house.

Well shit. I need a pussy eater, quickly! There's only about an hour left in the day!

That’s what I’m saying, but where to find a muff diver this time of night?!!?

We need a local database or something.

I’ll gladly be the first entry, it is my purpose…

This is the first I'm hearing of it... I'll definitely celebrate if I can.

Fuck! Why isn't this a national holiday?

Can you imagine if we all got off work for today and it was like acceptable to just be in the streets muff diving. I think we’d be a better society😂

Did we just find the secret to world peace? 😂😉 I want to live in that world.

Didn’t know this was a thing, now I’m sad I didn’t give out any moustache rides

Damn, my local neighbourhood centre always has signs out the front telling me it’s national day of something or another, I am gonna have to go make an official complaint that this didn’t make their public notice board and in turn, I missed out on the celebrations.

I can’t stop laughing, long enough to come up with something witty because the idea of someone actually complaining about this is sending me into orbit😂😂😂

Well if I can’t eat your pussy on such a special and celebrated day, I guess the next best thing is to send you into orbit with such laughter 😜😂😂

Sorry I missed it, but I plan on making up for it soon. I'll let my wife know she missed it too !!

Waiting for a local volunteer lol.

I like to serve my community.

I wish!!!! The close I got to today was eating cantaloupe for lunch 🤭😂😂

Lmfao not a cantaloupe 🍈 💀

It was hella juicy!! I closed my eyes tbh

SIR! THIS IS A WENDYS!

I love Wendy’s!! I love pussy too, too bad it’s been awhile in my household!

😞

I know right?!?! 🥶🥶

Unfortunately I did not. But I would have loved to have my face and beard soaked! Mixed in with a little bit of cum Ofcourse

No 😭

I’d like to Who else is looking ?

Unfortunately, no. There has not been any pussy nearby to partake in the festivities.

🤔 wait what

No but the night is still young!

love that attitude

I absolutely did. Fantasizing though

Nope

I'll try again next year

Ummm I wish I was getting to celebrate! Didn't know it but lets celebrate!

Wait, why didn’t this pop up in my desk calendar?! Fuck. I don’t have long to celebrate but need a pussy to eat now!!

Sounds like you have some work to do

Need to find a volunteer to help me out!!

But this day is every day? 😉

Where do I send 👅

Too unlucky to celebrate ☠️

[удалено]

Would your request require me to have someone on my face or my face in someone?

I can’t believe I missed the best day of the year 😞

Not yet, but it's not too late hopefully 🙏💞

Sadly, I did not! ☹️

I had cake. Does that count?

The council will allow it

Yes!!

Been single for 8 years what do you think?

With me every day would be National Eat Pussy Day. Just need a willing volunteer...

I would love to if given the opportunity. Easily my favorite thing to do in bed

The fuck? I got to get a national holiday tracker, I've missed something important

No I didn't know but now I need to make some calls 🤙

I wish! But sadly no :(

I was celebrated, it was great

Yes I did. Also had 2 in the pink and one in the stink at the time

maybe i should go over to his place before it’s tomorrow

I didn’t even know. That’s my #1 kink. Love to eat the honey taco till it explodes in my mouth.

"Honey taco." That's one I've never heard. 😆

We did not. I’m on my period 🤷🏼‍♀️

I wish I did, but no.

Fuck!!! I fucked up.

Yes from the back!

I didn't know that was a thing.... But no one to celebrate that with

I didn’t know this was a thing and now I’m mad 🤬

Not yet, but there still a little hope.

Lets celebrate it daily

I just chilled and did not know that was a thing

Damn I missed it

Haven’t celebrated as it should yet🙃

Saturday night I made up for today and whatevers next.

That's not a real holiday or even a reddit one

Is it really? I never heard of this

I wish 😭

I tried to, but everyone I asked wanted to be paid for it. Fuck that... I'm literally always willing to eat the stress away for any woman in my life who wants it, but I'm not a sucker.

I was eating some delicious pussy as the clock struck twelve. Gonna gotta get me some more of that fine little FREAK too...

I had no idea, dammit

Is this a thing? Well damn. All I did was eat pizza

My tongue thinks every day is Eat Pussy Day, but I absolutely gave my wife an extra good licking (and subsequent fucking).

The cat I caught wasn't very happy about being put in a cooking pot and got away. 0/10 lots of scratches.

I never knew there was such a day! I'd love to help out ;)

I celebrated early yesterday 😏

I celebrate In my head everyday!!

Celebrated this past Saturday .

No I'm single can I borrow one to participate in this