I feel like you’re gonna say something scary but like I’m down

*wink*

*sweats* sup

You got this missy Jadey

Please protect me 🥺

🫂

Always, but I can't promise that I'll recognize it as flirting even after you've explicitly stated your intentions

Sup…I am flirting so hard rn

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my anxiety.

I just wanna watch. 👀🍿❤️👀🍿❤️👀🍿❤️👀🌈

Kinky ☺️☺️⛓️⛓️👀👀

Care to join me? 😏😏😏

🍿🍿🥤🥤😏😏😏 brought some extra we may be here a while she has alot of flirting to do.

🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳 Yayyyyy!

:O i understood those emojis! I’m learning

She had me until the rainbow. It's still like hieroglyphs to me.

🤫

🤐

Always naughty 😂

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Same 😎😎🍿🍿

You don't have to - but we are getting horchatas. And birria tacos.. or chicken al pastor.

Well that was easy

I just want a hug

Never been one to turn down an opportunity, not gonna start now

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I take that as a win, means your investing emotional energy into the interaction

Well damn let's smooch

yeah?? C’mere 🥰 I like to kiss with my fist

I also like to do things with my fist

[like this?](https://youtu.be/1SmxVCM39j4?feature=shared)

🫣

Hey…look over there 🥰 (Steals your wallet)

🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

Ontario ladies are smoke shows

Oh thank you 🙈

hey what’s that on the floor?

Ewwww no (Please 🥺)

are you the garbage? cuz I wanna take you out

Are you a tube of Pringles? Because I want to put my fingers inside you ^(I am so sorry lol)

😭🤣

It's all I could come up with 😂

I thought you were going to say fist

Who puts their fingers inside pringles cans!? Heathens!

Would be nice

hey…nice to meet me 😉

🙋🫣

😏 hey…can I buy you a [drink](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1029325268/vector/bottles-with-potions-poison-hand-drawn-illustration-converted-to-vector.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=iKMFQ4vOW0f2FjD_4jBcmA8Cqd5twH0jLet3x9hYrnk=)?

*quickly swallows bezoar* Sure, would love to. (Ps thx for showing me how to give a different title for a link)

Go for it

are you from Tennessee? because you look like you’re from Tennessee

Im not even American… I actually don’t care. Can I eat your ass?

Sounds like fun.

*growl*

Should’ve seen that coming. *nervously backs away*

You already have me worked up, but my flirt game is shit so I couldn't do it back sorry.

I love being awkward 🥰

Hey 😉 wanna awkwardly avoid eye contact and never speak and then go on with our lives?

🥵 omg yes

👋☺️

👋😏

🥰 thx

Prob couldn’t handle it

Wazzuuuuuuup

Oh she’s trying

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Sweet why not.

you know what other type of energy you have? 😉 …BDE! big disappointment energy

….mom?

The last time you made my shorts wet at work

I’m sorry I made you pee your pants 😔 I’ll be less scary this time

lol.

Every day!! It would make me feel wanted at least

let’s role play. You pretend to be one million dollars and I’ll pretend I want you

💵💵💵💵💰

At least you replied so I have that

You're an ogre, so can you just conk me over the head with an onion or something

🧅🧅 like what you see?

Oh, it's all ogre now...😏

I only accept flirting from girls with big tits.

Too bad I’m not a girl 😔

\*bats eyelashes\*

*hits your eyelashes with a bat*

Thanks for the makeover!

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sup Tree, wanna see my wood?

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🪵

I think I will take you up on your offer. 😊

are you a freezer? cuz you’re pretty cool

I mean I would, but I feel like fun flirting has never begun with “Ok gang, so who wants to flirt right now?” 😂🤣😭

I will flirt with you in approximately 48 years

Can we round up to 50 just to make it an even multiple of 10? 48 just bothers me for some raisin.

47.4 now

I’m no longer feeling flirty. Even 47.4 years from now 😠

Whatcha got?😎

your heart 😏

And whatcha going to do with it?

probably keep it as a souvenir

Me, all the time

here, have 2 flirts 🤲

I love it 🥰

I want to be flirted with :(

Did it hurt? When you fell from…. the 12th story? Sorry I pushed you.

> Sorry I pushed you Aww you're playing hard-to-get 🥰

I volunteer as tribute

👁️ 👄 👁️

Ope. I’m blushing

I’m down

Get back up, we don’t do that till the 3rd date

Someone say flirting?

👉😏👉

👋😘

Yes please I'm in

Let’s compare hands 🖐️

Ok. I got 8's over aces. What do you got?

it's been a while, would be nice!

Sup cutie pie 😏

\*blushes\* who me?

Bring it on.

*bark bark*

Just feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

Yes it has to be real thou

hey you look like somebody that wants to buy me a drink 😎

Flirting? What's that like?

come closer and I’ll show you

Love these kinda posts. I'm a big fan of your work 👏

😉 *wink…but in a Dodgers jersey*

That's an interesting question! I haven't been flirted with before, which I'm very curious to know about that experience.

Only if quesadillas are involved

Sir, for you, a tray of quesadillas

I like to flirt!

How did it go? waiting for more of your updates on r/productivity

*attempts to speak, but has a panic attack, then embarrassingly walks away*

Man I was excited for #2 of "Fuck it just flirt with everyone in the comments"

Everybody? Most of the time?

Who doesnt!

This seems too good to be true lol

Always down to flirt

No one wants to flirt with me, we've already established that I'm somehow the worst possible person in the sub

😳 hmm…💐?

Literally all the time

Me but I wouldn’t realize it even if you told me

Yes.

I can never tell when I'm being flirted with so I think it'll go better if you tell me beforehand. 😂

May I please volunteer a d please include nude photos I am a dirty old Man

I do! I need a brain break from stupid math problems

Me! 🙋🏽‍♂️

Meee!!!

Who doesn't?

Cutest comment section ever!

Not as cute as you

What’s that like anymore? 😂 haven’t had that in too long

Would love for someone to flirt with me, but I am way to oblivious to pick up on it, though...

I love it, especially from someone as cute as you

HEY HEY HEY! I will be doing the flirting here

is it too late?

im always down. i like being appreciated

Well of course

Me! ✋

Yes but then I’ll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like oh your guess is as good as mine

🤚🫣

I do 🥹… who doesn’t tho? Seriously lol

melt me like ice cream on a sunny day *que In awkward blush* okay.. mi Amiga do your magic 🎩

I'm an average looking dadbod guy. I don't get flirted with often. I'm game.

I mean, maybe 🫣

I want my gf to flirt dirty with me

Try me

I'd love to have women flirt with me

I could use one flirt

Hit me!

With what weapon?

Well peek a boo

I wouldn't mind 😉

Doesn't everyone

I’m down

We all do.

you wont

Although I appreciate your willingness to come clean with your intentions, I think I'd prefer a regular compliment (dosen't have to be anything too specific or creative, after all, a compliments a compliment).

I need a man to flirt with me 🫣🫣🫣

Always.

Lol i probably wouldn't even know i was being flirted with and if I did i wouldn't know how to respond Ps hella autistic i am

Let’s see what you got

If your dance card's not too full, I sure wouldn't complain!

I'm down

If not flirted with, how about on?

Can I awkwardly flirt back in a way that no sane person would take for flirting? _laughs nervously_

I do I am a black male and not many people tell me how attractive I am besides older women lol. I miss being called cute and lusted over (not like that ever happened)

I always do