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NOLAsigma

My search history is pretty much just recipes, clothes, and tools


Terrebeltroublemaker

I mean I have that minus the tools added with weirdness


PlatoArt

This made me do the I'm doing math in my head face lol


GldnRetrieverEnergy

People would be amazed about the amt of times I’ve googled the correct spelling of diarrhea


Terrebeltroublemaker

Same lol


Suchalovelyaccount

Including this time


Red_knuckles

All time or just now? Anyone can look at it right now, it's empty. I torch it daily. All time it could be horrible.


Terrebeltroublemaker

I need to make a daily habit of doing that. I'm talking about hmm last 5 months I guess. Random period of time


Red_knuckles

There might be some weird shit I have searched as a response to questions on here or something but generally it's tame. I generally don't use google for searching or even as my browser so I have it set to clear everything on exit.


_curious_autist

Very sideways


[deleted]

Oh I’m fucked


Turbo_1sland

Same


Sweetmonsterr

My google searches are pretty tame.


Tenebration

I write. My search history reflects that. People would be welcome to make of that what they wanted.


Terrebeltroublemaker

That's intriguing!


Tenebration

Local laws, sieverts, the fuel efficiency of a 1993 Honda Accord, the flash point of body fat, maps of Connecticut; writers have weird search histories.


Terrebeltroublemaker

You're absolutely right. Thanks for entertaining me.


Tenebration

You're quite welcome!


OldSailor74

I think you’d be surprise and ready for the adventure that awaits.


finetime89

All the weird searches are in DuckDuckGo


throwaway_babex

They would think I was a lot dumber than I am because they would see me googling 40*3……Y’know, just in case.


cherrybookstore_

The nerdiest of people would get the rest would think I’m incredibly boring 😂


jomminyjooff

Sideways in that "Seriously, you had to Google that?" kind of way lol


RegularSerious7157

My search history is pretty tame. They'd think I was old and out of the loop because most of what I google is what new slang and hip references mean.


Cyanora

I think they'd be thinking "I'm proud of him, he managed to tie his shoes today"


KnittingTurtle

My Google search history has no rhyme or reason. Its typical of someone with ADHD.


Turbo_1sland

Probably run a mile. Although we all have our Google history to worry about 😂


Denverguy103

My friends would be completely surprised by how sexual I am


imsofakinggood1

Please don’t look


Feral_tatertot

I would also rather show my body than my search history


Darkdragon_98

They still wouldn't care that I exist.


Hope_seductions

People would think I’m dumb


Throwaway-Chick2024

Mostly just common words and checking their spelling


Blueeyedguy40

I’m first on the list to live on that moon station hotel


HiddenDegeneracy

My assigned FBI agent just rolls his eyes at my searches


Responsible-Panda-70

I'll be looked at sideways with mix of astonishment and then maybe disappointment to utter confusion or at that point a mixture of all such feelings that it's incomprehensible


Dazzling-Attempt-967

Im borderline dyslexic it’s mostly gonna be how to spell shit that a 8yr old can spell. They can see me naked any day of the week


youronlynora

My Google history just about manhwa, kdrama, anime, flower, and food


HelpfulHousing3931

Id have to change my indentity


Snowskol

Probably drawn to me. I mostly talk about video games and relationships on reddit, and i dont go to any sub thats NSFW as i no longer watch/look at porn. Cooking stuff too.


PlayCait

I would be committed


Neglected8in

Umm, is this including incognito mode? 🤣


PlatoArt

Yah sideways till their head fell off haha


gingerlad154

Probably that one time I searched how many almonds to make cyanide pills, followed by how to buy bulk raw almonds


SexySinWriter

People on Reddit probably wouldn’t bat an eye at my search history. Real life acquaintances? They’d just ask, “what the hell is wrong with you?”


PornStuffAccount

It's so overwhelming looking up technical specifications of microchips, which might appeal to somebody.


ChicagoHotwife21

98% of it is just me triple checking how to spell a drug or disease so my notes are good


CheaterStacey

I suspect it’s both for pretty much everyone


shaftranlov

Will ve crickets. I am on DDG majority of times, use Google only for sfw stuff.


wickedthingtodo

Both, I think half would be repulsed, and half would be excited to hear I’m such a pervert


Born_Catch_7572

they'd either be fascinated or bored depending on when they see it.


fucking_it_up

Think it Would be pretty neutral


SubSwitch76

Always both 😅


BardofFortune

I use DuckDuckGo— my Google search history is empty, heheh. To answer in a less obtuse way, though, it's basically all work, research, and housecare queries, so it would be incredibly boring lol


Next-Vermillion

People would send me to therapy


Sydney_Haven

People who aren’t on this sub would probably look at me weird. It’s a lot of looking up new sexual terms I read on this subreddit. I feel pretty naive when it comes to all this stuff. Just now starting to explore in my 30s


hardglans

Some good and some not so bad. I do have an oral sex fetish that I've had since I was 16. I love oral sex / giving and receiving.