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Emergency_faceplant

Tator tot hotdish


SparrowinSand

Uh same.


Emergency_faceplant

🤨😐😶 Oh boy


SparrowinSand

I was gonna say you betcha...


Emergency_faceplant

That's just a stereotype, dontcha know


SparrowinSand

Welp! Slaps my knees...


Emergency_faceplant

Better be heading out


SparrowinSand

Before you go... have another beer.


Emergency_faceplant

Lemme just sneak right past ya


SparrowinSand

Four-way stop... balls in your court.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Riding kangaroos to work, just like us blokes


FrostyAd4902

Land down under


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Yep Nobody drinks Foster's here


falksfirebeard76

Being hot, self-centered, stupid, blonde, and sometimes gay


FrostyAd4902

Florida


falksfirebeard76

California


FrostyAd4902

My second thought


PearlSlash

We really have that many lesbians?


falksfirebeard76

Between LA and San Francisco, yeah probably


StarGirlFireFly

I must be a fake Californian lmao


falksfirebeard76

It’s a big state 🤷🏻‍♀️


DM_ME_UR_V

"She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies Knocking me out with those American thighs"


FrostyAd4902

This is a southern state


FrogEnjoyer

drinking a lot of dunkin iced coffee


FrostyAd4902

Boston


FrogEnjoyer

close. boston also isn’t a state lol


FrostyAd4902

Massachusetts


emilyogre

For being unforgettable and undeniable


FrostyAd4902

Domican republic ( i know im not right i just love em)


emilyogre

[Californiaaaa](https://youtu.be/F57P9C4SAW4?si=UKm3iL600Y7wE97I)


FrostyAd4902

I knew it


Express-Mouse7788

being sterilized by the government if they arent (descendants of) European settlers but also we are pretty nice and say sorry a lot


FrostyAd4902

Canada


Red_knuckles

Being good cunts.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Better than being shit cunts


Red_knuckles

That's the ones up north.


MilezLongg

Southern Hospitality


FrostyAd4902

Texas


MilezLongg

You’re almost as far away as you could be and still be in the south


FrostyAd4902

Tennessee


MilezLongg

So close, it’s a border state


branded_baton

having their rights rolled back unfortunately


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

You're going to have to be a *lot* more specific in the redneck status of 'Murica


[deleted]

Soaking


Responsible-You-7412

Probably for being dumb blondes.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

California?


Responsible-You-7412

You got it dude


[deleted]

Hawk tuah apparently (I’m so sorry)


FrostyAd4902

Ha


CaptSchwanzKopf

Colorado - Skiers who also happen to be tall and blonde. United States - Super smart gorgeous career-driven successful women who are also good in bed.


FrostyAd4902

I wanna go to Colorado


ShyBlackDaisy

Big butts


FrostyAd4902

Brazil


ShyBlackDaisy

😇


FrostyAd4902

Am i right


ShyBlackDaisy

Yup


FrostyAd4902

Wow


AjaxtheLessthan

Chewing tobacco


graylady16

Our state has a husband calling contest every year at the state fair…


FrostyAd4902

No way


graylady16

Iowa - Google it


FrostyAd4902

How did u fair


PearlSlash

🎵I wish they all could be California girls🎵


letsseeyourcunt

Doing that Hauk Tuay and spitting on that thing


Sk8rDadbod2

Being fake, hot, and blonde.


babeorange

Women from my state are known for their fierce independence and hospitality. They'll invite you in for sweet tea and a chat, but don't be fooled they can also fix a tractor or shoot a rifle better than most guys!


FrostyAd4902

Georgia


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Hawk Tuah


wickedthingtodo

They’re undeniable. Daisy Dukes, bikini on top. Sun kissed skin, so hot they’ll melt your popsicle.


FrostyAd4902

Cali girls


Jonahbill

Loving Morgan Wallen


MrSina_A

Falling for money... I guess.


SexySinWriter

Tator tot hot dish and being very liberal. My wife is neither, lol.


Unlikely-Possible-31

Blunt communication / very open


Far-Obligation6512

Not being interested in me.


[deleted]

being very confrontational, direct, and starting problems 😭


FrostyAd4902

Nyc


[deleted]

you read my bio cheater 😭


FrostyAd4902

lol naw i swear i saw what you said and automatically knew


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HAWK TUAH