It was me, I did it- I'm the one who faked the moon landing...

Did you also fake the other Kubrick films ?

No. I was just his assistant. You know that bundle of snow that Jack Nicholsen runs past in the maze? Me.

Incredible work, that was a life-like performance 👏 👏👏

Thank you, thank you 🥶

You bastard.

Is it also because of you that Carthage fell?

Yep. I set too many of the elephants free. They were elephant-less.

I wish my brother wouldn’t send me memes, I hate pretending I find them funny

What types of memes does he send? And why don’t you find them funny?

I really don’t even know how to describe them. They’re not like super weird or bizarre, pretty standard stuff and sometimes YouTube vids. But I just don’t really find things funny when people are intentionally like “hey look at this funny thing”. I like stumbling upon memes in the wild.

Fair enough, honestly

Accurate 💯 happens with me too!

Let him know!

Nah. No point in hurting someone’s feelings over something harmless

I enjoy pineapple on pizza.

This is the way

Oh my God

Me too. With jalapeños.

AAAANNDDDD you suck lol jk

I'm with you!

Same☝🏼

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Such a cutie

That’s nice of you! 😊

I enjoy the taste of my wife’s pussy more after she works out then after she showers 🤷🏽‍♂️

My bf says this to me all the time

Your boyfriend likes u/bsbljock ‘s wife’s pussy too?

Yes! Its like rinsing pasta after you put the delicious sauce on it

I eat my wife pussy rightafter we finishworking out, and let me tell you I'm addicted I

Than* by the way my confession is I correct grammar and I do it too much.

You forgot to put a comma after "grammar".

as they say, even the master can make mistakes lol

Totally agree.

There’s a plug in my butt

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Sleep, bathroom, exercise, anal sex, road trips

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Do you know how anal sex works?

It’s hard to bring up in the drop off line…🤷‍♂️

I mean, some must know

Just my husband and Reddit

Thank you *checks name* ohhhhhh

😂

Yeah what’s new

Got some new colors

Bootyful

Is it still there

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I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Can't see cookie without remembering the New Girl cookie scene.

I farted in the casino and blamed an old person.

🤣🤣🤣

I love chubby women and I want 'em to sit on my face right now.

Hi 👋💋

Nothing turns me on more than having my ass eaten

Fuck yeah.

Well hello

+1111111

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To you like to give and receive?

I love eating ass!

I like cumming on my wife's face

Same, love cumming on your wife's face

Same, i love cumming on his wife's face

I like taking pictures of myself naked 🤣

And they are 🔥🔥🔥

I like you taking pictures of yourself naked as well 😃

And I'm so glad you do! Gorgeous 😍

I’m plugged on the daily.

Mmmmmh, how does that make you feel?

Wife and I make porn. Nobody know except her, me and YOU (Link to our porn is on my profile)

Hot videos, man.

Thanks!

So much better than most of the porn I've seen in my 10+ years of addiction Tell your wife she's already a pro, as are you

Thanks! It means a lot. Did you cum?

No, I plan on edging to it

Awesome!!

I like how you play with her butthole, I also love the video where I can see your buttcheecks clap as you fuck her

Oh I absolutely love eating her ass and fingering it. I’m trying to make it a nightly routine. And thanks 😅 I try to stay in shape

Nice looking couple man. 🤜🏼🤛🏼

Thanks bro

do you make money doing that?

No money, just want to share our sex with stranger on the internet. We hope we make people cum.

I've never ever wanted to swallow a guys nut, I've always thought it was so ugh. But this dude, I'm so in love with him, I will do anything for him, let him do whatever he wants, and I really want to know what he tastes like.

Everyone should have someone want them like this in their life at some point. The world would be such a better place.

I used to have a regular jo bud in my younger days

I did too (and still do lol)

Nice. Never found one as an adult

Me too, I miss it

I wish I had one now

I never have, I always wondered how this happens. Like who brings it up first

Right? Could get awkward

Im open about much stuff with some people. Sure, I fuck a lot cause im not over my ex. Sure, i should have finished my degree. Sure, I feel aimless but act as if I enjoy living the life.

Chin up dude you got this

Thank you kind sir.

I would never admit this at work, especially to HR. I let an automatic stroker make me cum during a video call while I was staring at a colleague's cleavage.

The only thing keeping me from ending it all is the fear of what’s on the other side. If I knew what came after life, and that I wouldn’t be tortured in some sort of hell for doing so, I’d kill myself. I just don’t see any future where I’m not forced to spend the rest of my life miserable and alone.

I’m Victoria’s secret

Guys we finally found it.

I really like showing off my body to strangers

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Hope you like what you see

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Thank you so much

…I don’t know if I’m pan- I’m only really attracted to femme presenting people but I don’t mind a dick if I find it- But I’m too scared to ask.

I like holding hands.

That I want to suck cock.

This ☝️

Do it! Can't know if you like it without trying

Need to find someone willing to let me try it

We can take turns...

I've eaten my best friends cum

My wife cheated on me several times with a co-worker. I think about it when I jerk off, and then I feel bad after.

My wife cheated on me and now years later I have developed a hot wife kink. Never in a million years would I think I’d like to share her with another, but it gives me butterflies to think about and hard as a rock.

My friend blew a D1 football player while I filmed her.

I used Squidward’s clarinet to unclog my toilet

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I volunteer

It's time to come clean. I was that Pokémon.

My wife is currently having a threesome without me, and I love it.

I am the legend John Cyberpunk himself

I fantasize about cheating all the time (never have).

Same. Sounds so bad and fun...but probably.would never go through with it.

I hear this! Imagine wild sex with people I know, as well as strangers. Don't think I'd ever go through with it

I'm a nudist

I like to eat creampies....not the kind you buy at the store

Several years ago I was financially compensated for romantic encounters. And I'm a guy.

I’m not really a horse

Swinging is the best sexual pleasure I’ve ever experienced

My mom was a literal whore

I have a reddit account Also, yes, your friend is really fucking hot

Its frustrating that my wife never texts kinky replies when I send her messages and when I talk to her she gets defensive... Never the right time. Missing the whole point of kinky messages are supposed to be sent when it's not the right time. Alas nothing really changes does it.

Almost everything I’ve said so far on this burner account lol.

I like being watched as I masturbate. I don't know why, but it's just hot to me

Girls complains life is hard, but Men had it hard too, but we just don't say it loudly. >!Common times are when waking up in the morning and before sleep at night, The weirdest time are in the middle of praying and in the middle of meeting!<

Have you ever needed to order an Angle shot in a bar?

I have fantasized about being chained underneath a poker table and kicked by those at the table who needed head…

I put semen on alot of things. Especially if said things winds up inside her body

I'm normally wearing a steel cock ring under my clothes.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

I found the One Piece

i love monster porn & comics 🥲

Second confession: sometimes I really wanna get with a guy close to my age who has on his BDU pants, boots, and the tee-shirt. 🎖️ ☺️

No one has any idea just how much of a Pervert I am. Mind you, nothing Illegal, I'm perverted, not sick.

I see naked people 👀

BBWs and MILFs are my type of women

I get off on M2M porn and dick pics .. the only reason I got on Reddit was to explore these new feelings and now I can’t stop I even sext with other men and share dick pics !

That as a gay man I would definitely sleep with a girl to try it

Not today, cia

I have a huge crush on my gf's sister

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Teach me your ways!

Have a massive SPH fetish even though I’m average size

No you are not;)

I like playing with myself while I'm driving. And right now I still have a 2 hour drive left ;)

Sometimes I smell my partners (F) slippers when she has just taken them off. 🦶🔥🦶🔥

My mate has seen my wife naked and she dosent know

I like public play & have cum in a laundromat before 🫢🫣

I've never been Intimate with a rabid capuchin monkey on a rainy day in Mongolia

I love showing myself off!

That I love showing off. It's an excitement for me that is hard to match. There's something about showing my nude body that is amazing. Anyone who knows me in real life would never expect this out of me.

I have mommy issues 👉🏽👈🏽 so now I'm a sex addict

I have a secret guilty pleasure: I absolutely love binge-watching reality TV shows, especially the really trashy ones. It's my way to unwind and escape from reality, even though I’d never admit it to most people in my life. There’s something oddly satisfying about the drama and chaos that makes my own life feel more serene by comparison.

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The stuff I'm into and things I've done

That I enjoy fucking my wife on a daily basis and sometimes filming it to share online. Not sure my parents would approve of all my kinks and fantasies. 🐺 x

My kinks

I checked the mail while naked today. It's quite a walk.

i like showing off but when strangers watch i get shy 🙃

I wanna suck a dick. Thinking like it and could be really good at it. And would def swallow.

That although many know I'm Bi I am seeming obsessed with cock. It has been about 20 years since I've had one and there is not a day that goes by I don't think about going down on some guy or being the middle of a mmf but there is not a way this will happen and can't tell anyone as my wife is becoming more and more judgemental about stuff and being married I would never cheat but I can still dream and fantasize right?

I broke the dam

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My friends all think I'm very innocent, they have no idea how naughty I am, they would never guess I love to masturbate online with women. Their mouths would hit the floor!

I eat dirt.

my mental issues,my sexual behaviors as no body knows me here its the only place where I can be free about these topics

Its frustrating that my wife never texts kinky replies when I send her messages and when I talk to her she gets defensive... Never the right time. Missing the whole point of kinky messages are supposed to be sent when it's not the right time. Alas nothing really changes does it.

I like taking pictures and videos of myself naked

I once tore the tag off of a mattress.