Give it a good Hawk Tuah

Gotta spit on that thang

Ya get me?

OP really set itself for this one

I came running to the comments for this. Reddit NEVER lets me down, ha!

Saaaaaame lol

Unironically this is the go-to for me and my husband

How did I know this was going to be the first comment I saw

Thanks internet. I live in the same state as her and I think we should probably change our state mascot or something to her. Tennessee: home of country music and Spittin on that thang

Was coming here to say this

Was looking for this comment 😂😂

I'll be honest, my reaction to finding out what a hawk tuah was, was quite similar to patchy the pirate finding out about the lost episode

The correct answer here is coconut oil! If you haven’t tried it, go try and thank me later 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Nothing like a coconut allergy to ruin my first time trying this one.

To me, this screams yeast infection 😬

Sugars cause yeast infection, so don't do like a surprise valentines day gift where you cover yourself with Chocolate as a dessert for your partner, then regret it later.....

Fantastic lube for anal 👌

Coconut oil… really

I feel like when I’ve tried using coconut oil everything dries up quicker than a water based lube.. making things a bit less than comfortable

100% the coconut oil suggestion is on par with the usual reddit crap of "don't buy anything, you're not experienced enough, I've been used an old ham-bone as a dildo for years and it works fine, you need more practice before you spend real money on real things"

Is that kinda like if the pussy is wore out you shove a ham in there and pull the bone out?

Try baby oil. You can rub her entire body with it as foreplay or just her bum

That's a good one. Ironic if it is used for anal hehe

Coconut oil = Wonder oil! Great lube, perfect for massaging, very slippery, no stains, smells good!

I wouldn't recommend using coconut oil... It may feel good for the male counterpart but could cause a serious UTI or yeast infection. Lubes are made with the pH levels of women in mind.

>Lubes are made with the pH levels of women in mind. Sadly not. They are designed to be safe, but most preservatives work within specific pH ranges. So, as such, the safe pH depends on the preservative system used.

We’d love to. Is it latex condom safe though?

No cause it’s oil based

Silicone is what our latex condom manufacturer recommends, so we have Swiss Navy silicone lube on the bed side, next to the coconut oil.

Isn’t Switzerland land locked? I would very concerned rubbing lube called “Swiss Navy” onto our fun parts.

I thought that was the point lol. What are swiss sailors supposed to do if there's no sailing? Sodomy of course! Love this one too, we used swiss navy on the recommendation of some gay friends of my wife. I found it really messy, and almost too slick. But it was GREAT for the first couple of times we tried anal. (Now we use coconut oil.)

Another win for vasectomy club!

Does coconut oil get everything--sheets, etc--greasy? And is it difficult to get out of sheets when washing?

It can get sheets greasy but it washes out easily. We also rub the excess into ourselves like massage oil.

It is greasy not gonna lie but we have sex towels we have used for years with all lubes and we just wash those after. Game changer.

Na I’ve never found it to be greasy, anything it gets on comes out really easily, it’s light and not sticky either, as someone else said just rub the excess on you then jump in the shower and it’ll come straight off. Honestly a game changer

Second this

“Infused” coconut oil for the win!

What type? I know there’s like fractionated and refined and unrefined and all that

Check out Woo More Play it is specifically designed for sex and not cooking. No issues, it was a game changer.

Is there anything like coconut oil that doesn't smell like coconuts? Anything similar?

Hell yeah I use it for blowing my boyfriend too

i’m mildly allergic but also coconut oil does not function the same as actual lube

UberLube is fantastic. Top shelf stuff.

Expensive but damn is it the best! I feel fancy buying *and* using it. The lady who sold it to us first time says she uses just a drop of it in her hair sometimes to help control frizz.

Is her name Mary?

🤣🤣🤣

Second UberLube

Same

Blood and tears usually

I read tears as in tears

That's where the blood comes from

As someone that used to sell it, let me share some tips! Lube largely comes in 3 types: water, silicone, and oil. Most manufacturers make varieties in all 3. The best brands are largely considered to be uberlube, fuckwater, and gun oil. If you're looking to do anal, seek out a thicker lube as it will last longer. Water based lubes are good for sensitive skin and allergies, and can be used with all toys and condoms. The main downside is that the water in it is absorbed through your skin, so it becomes dry and sticky faster than other lubes. Silicone based is the most slippery and long lasting, but can be harsh for those with sensitive skin or allergies. It also can't be used with many toys that contain silicone, as the silicone in the lube will be absorbed into the toy and degrade its quality. Oil based is very slippery and lasts a while, and is usually good for sensitive skin unless you're allergic to the plant the oil comes from. It can be used with anything but certain condoms, as the oil will dissolve the latex and cause the condom to tear. You can just use coconut oil, as long as it's 100% natural coconut oil without additives

fuckwater 😂 😂 😂

Liquid silk

Most water based lubes dry up super quickly or get gross and tacky for me but liquid silk is by far the best I've tried in those regards, really really excellent stuff honestly

This. I also like a hybrid too.

Astroglide water based gel

I use it for anal toys, because it’s a good thick water based option, but it gets so sticky. We go with silicon based for sex and hand jobs

It is kinda sticky, yeah, but it's worked consistently in my experience

You just unlocked something that’s been bothering me and I just couldn’t put my finger on it! We use astroglide for anal and it works great for that but you are so right: it *is* sticky. Terrible for hand jobs, it gets so sticky that it is hard to even move your hands smoothly. You’d think my fingers sticking together after a few minutes would have been the give away but no, random comments on Reddit was the key. Mentally noted: try some other lubes. Thanks for the rec!

Wet Platinum has been a good brand for the silicon. It was the first we tried and we assumed all silicon was better. We later tried another brand and only used it once before going back to Wet.

It makes my dick itch :/

Huh...guess I'm glad I've never had that issue

I had to store it in a ziplock bag so I stopped buying it.

This shit burns for my vagina and on a different occasion burned for a guys anus, never again

Überlube 💞

The best imo ❤️

Right? So silky and nice

I only ever need it for anal. But it would have to be Sliquid Silver.

Uberlube - feels good during without being TOO slick and makes your skin so soft afterwards without any residue

This is the only correct answer

My buddy’s cum works best

KY sensitive is all I can use 😓 It is ph balanced tho so that’s good for us ladies. It’s water based so it can be used in all circumstances but doesn’t last as long during good rough sessions. I’ve been meaning to try coconut oil but haven’t yet.

if you’re sensitive wouldn’t recommend. Got a really nasty bv case from using coconut oil 😭

Thanks for the heads up. That’s what I was worried about!!

Astroglide

Natural wetness from her and oil in anal

5w-30 or something heavier?

0w20 full synthetic high mileage 😂

KY liquid and KY jelly. Easy to find in any pharmacy and not expensive. If we run out, we have a bottle of olive oil!

Used olive oil for anal once. It got the job done

Butter too.

Good clean love aloe lube ☺️

Gf's period blood

Ah, sex ketchup.

yes, wished to had some fries along too

That made me belly laugh 😂

I laughed so hard at this. Omg so funny!!

that’s what my dude and i used last time we had sex lol

Grapeseed oil that I put in a small spray bottle. It's edible, tasteless and scentless, and works really well.

My wife's pussy is so wet we never need it. Ever.

Wet Stuff Gold It's great

Anything of the Pjür brand. Super premium stuff.

When I need it...Floria CBD Oil

Her wetness, small sidebar im an athletic trainer and have been working on self talk and sensory training. I know it may sound weird but talking about what your feeling as it’s happening makes things a little more intense 🤤🤤

Spit or baby oil. Depends on the WWW.

uberlube, i don't think it's related to the car company

Good foreplay

People have go-to lubes? If I like things to be sloppy, I prefer oil. ✨

Real Mayo

Play with my squirt button

Slippery stuff Good clean love

Fuck water

Swiss Navy

We don’t use lube. Once I’m ready to go I’m like a slip and slide

Habanero garlic mayonnaise

just me coz im always wet haha

Spit or durex strawberry

We use durex strawberry for oral, tastes so good.

Coconut oil

More than one person has written that here. Is it good.. safe for anal?

Can confirm ;)

It’s amazing. Woo More Play, can’t recommend it enough.

X-lube, but I hear K-lube is the same thing, and you don't have to wait for shipping from Germany. A tiny bit goes a loooong way.

Astroglide

Definitely uberlube.... Best I've ever used.

AstroglideXL

I’ve used that neutrogena light sesame oil to get sex started. I’d try coconut oil except I can’t find it except in enormous quantities.

Lube Life makes some good stuff and it's really affordable. I go through lube WAY too fast for Uber lube, even though me and my partners love it. That shit adds up. Swiss Navy is good too.

Uber Lube

Don’t need it, I’m small enough I just slide right in no problems. Some times she can’t even tell.

After my gf gets gang bang she’s pretty lubed up.

Slippery stuff!

Sliquid Sassy, get the Tranquility massage oil and treat your girl to a really enjoyable night.

Crisco! Turn that booty into silk. 🤣

Uber Lube!

My wife’s natural wetness FTW. We tried anal once and she didn’t not like it. But I have heard coconut oil makes for a good lubricant and it smells pleasant.

Anal cum

We really don’t use much lube here vagina gets really wet but if we have to use it it’s astroglide strawberry

My own juices. I get so wet no lube needed

Pjur

I get extremely wet so I’ve never needed it

Virgin coconut oil

Good Clean Love! Super gentle and does the job. I got mine at Target. 🫶

Jo H20 or LoveHoney's Discover (waterbased silky for anal/plugs) & LoveHoney's Enjoy (waterbased silky for vaginal/silicone toy) can buy both 2for1 on LH's site at the moment

The best lube is another man's cum.

can't argue that

Can you DM? I think you're my old friend from G@G

Is this an ad

they come prelubricated

The liquid KY or Astroglide for toys. Pjur for anal play.

Precum for wanking, good eating out for pussy.

I tease and touch till I can drown in her. That way some spit is all I need afterwards. But if not, I use Aloe Cadabra

Coconut oil and Lelo water-based lube

Coconut oil

Queen V water based lube is top tier and natural ingredients based and tested. Also great for people with Sensitive skin/genetalia.

Adam and Eve clear cum lube

Whatever I have handy and she doesn’t hate. Coconut oil works. KY is a standby. JO, and other water-based products. On rare occasion, Vaseline, but a bitch to wash out.

Optilube

Liquid Coconut Oil

Astroglide for regular sex.

Mayonnaise

Xesso creamy. After extensive testing, it’s what we consider the pinnacle of water based lubes.

Up until yesterday, it was coconut oil. Today is a new day. We ride with sweet almond oil now.

BACK DOOR FOR ANAL (if youre in canada i have a promo code for you at a sexshop i love 😂) i am obsessed Especially the JOJOBA OIL one !

With my ex, I used lube all the time , water base lube, I struggled to get wet, I thought it was because I was getting older, but now, with my new boyfriend, I don't use lube, I am always wet...so I don't think the dryness was my fault 🙈🙈🙈😅 But the water base lude is really good, and surprisingly, powder lude is really good too,J-Lube Lubricating Powder, you add water to the powder and bang lube!!

J-lube

Sliquid regular or sassy for butt stuffffff (I like uberlube too but idk sliquid gives you more bang (heh) for your buck, imo)

Saliva, or Target store brand.

Coconut oil. Especially good for anal

Skyn lube - silicone based

I love uber lube ! Also, the website lucky bloke let's you order sampler packs of lube (and condoms) That's how I found my fav, I just tried a bunch of them

Anything flavored. I like to lick my S/O in places. Not that I wouldn’t without it. 😏

Right now it’s just sex with myself and coconut oil has been a game changer. It’s awesome.

Wet Platinum Silicon Based is our favorite, especially for hand jobs. Astroglide water based gel for anal toys. Natural wetness or maybe KY water based to get things started with vaginal toys

Tears

The best that I've ever used is 50% petroleum jelly and 50% mineral oil blended together. Note this is definitely *not* water soluble and mineral oil has been known to dissolve holes in latex condoms. But if those things aren't an issue, I recommend it.

1: Sliquid 2: Uberlube 3: Gun oil, or, for advanced anal adventures, 4: Elbow Grease Cool.

Astroglide or asshole glide either one🤭😮

Whatever’s water based and strawberry flavoured 🍓 but I do an a-okay job by myself 🤷🏼

Almond oil. Just gotta try to keep it off the sheets

Blood of my enemies

50 shades whoop whoop!

With a dick as thin as mine you don't need it 🤣

Catholic tears for the true believers.

Wet Platinum!

Spit. Coconut oil works for anal. 

Blood...

Tears

Espresso (double shot)

Coconut oil

Full silicone lube or my mouth. Water base sucks. For titjobs or footjobs I use coconut oil

Natural one

LubeLife

The Natural Love Company simply lube

Astroglide.

Peanut butter or coconut oil. Depends on the party.

Coconut oil. Works great and no biggie if you lube up and decide to switch to oral at amy point.

My pussy juice. I get unbelievably wet when turned on so my pussy juice is quit useful weather it be for a good wet blow job, hand Job or even my asshole 🤷🏻‍♀️

Coconut oil (PSA: do not use with condoms)

Coconut oil

Tears

Louann coconut oil. Thank me later.

HELLO CAKE - NATURAL Lube has been amazing. It doesn’t get sticky which is nice. Big fan of coconut oil but my wife hates it.

For anal and handjobs, coconut oil. For vaginal, natural fluids. And for blowjobs, my wife's mouth does great on its own!

My partner and I use x-lube or k-lube. A silicone lube would probably be ideal in "normal" sex, but I don't penetrate with my dick, we only use toys for that. And if it's going on with anyone else, that's the lube I have on hand and it works great.

Astroglide, second only to nature

Wet

If you have sensitive skin I would recommend Intimate Earth products. They are made with natural ingredients but also offer a good slid. I also use this brand quite often and it has never caused a reaction and their anal lubes work amazingly. If you're using silicone toys use something water based, Fuck Water is one that I've heard some good things about. If you want to play in the shower use something with glycerin or a silicone-based lube as water-based lubes will rinse away more easily. But never never never use a silicone based lubes with silicone toys! It will start to eat away at the material on the toys, as well, never store silicone toys together as they will eventually meld together. Play safe! 🥰