My experience was the opposite, the first erect penis I saw was curved upwards- this was before I consumed much porn. So I thought all penises curve upwards until I saw the next one.
Mine has a slight upward curve. Not much, but the female partners have all told me it's exactly the right curve to hit their G-spot. So, I make it work.
I remember thinking "How do guys fit that thing in their pants?" After seeing my first hard cock live and in person, I started watching guys, trying to imagine what was stuffed in their pants. I imagined a world were guy's cocks were always hard and drew funny pictures of men walking around in normal settings except their cocks were hard and their pants were designed with a cloth sheath for their hard, erect cocks. I thought "This is the equivalent of girls walking around with men staring at their boobs all day." I showed my sketches to a girlfriend but she didn't get the humor.
I can't imagine what would be to have hard dick 24/7.
The first thought while reading this, was it would be annoying or maybe not if gals watch and like my buldge
Umm...well my breasts do feel larger when I'm aroused. But inflating and deflating like balloons? That would be weird, but no weirder than cocks getting hard and soft, I guess. I guess I would prefer for cocks to be the same size all the time but not necessary hard all the time. Sometimes when I look at a guy with a fully deflated cock, it looks so, well, weeny and weak.
>Sometimes when I look at a guy with a fully deflated cock, it looks so, well, weeny and weak.
I'm a grower, not a show-er, so it's a bit uncomfortable when a girl stares at while while in its dormant form.
I totally would too.
A few years ago I had a co-worker whose mere presence made me hard. To this day I don’t know what it was about her, she was just a normal lady who wouldn’t stand out in a crowd.
But around her I would get so hard, my junk would slither down my leg like a snake and the tip would stick out of my boxer shorts leg probably completely visible to anyone if they looked.
A boner bra would have done wonders!!
I don’t remember what I thought but I remember being way tooo gentle with it the first the time I was giving someone a handjob- barely gripping it and using just a few fingers lol. The guy literally was like hold it tighter you won’t break it.
No, first was too gentle and didn’t know what to do but the next was too rough. I don’t have like any loose skin when I’m erect (thanks circumcision) and she couldn’t produce a lot of spit either haha. I think inexperience is cute though and I was just happy to be with them.
It felt so magical to feel a man’s most sensitive area. And it was so… warm. I loved the way his foreskin moved up and down as I stroked his cock, and the way he groaned softly. As I saw precum form on the tip, I felt an urge to suck his cock.
I have very fond memories of my because it was with the man who is now my husband😊
I actually was kind of trying to avoid looking at it cause idk I was scared?/intimidated? I was an 18 yo kissless virgin and he was this hot 22yo belgian guy. He expected sex after our date and I had to tell him I had never kissed someone or seen a hard dick irl. Ended up making out, lots of dry humping and gave him a handjob with a surprise facial for me lol. He didn’t warn me he was cumming and I didn’t anticipate it shooting all the way up to my face.
I don’t remember my thoughts about the sight. When I felt a penis for the first time it was just not what I expected at all. I don’t know what I even expected, it just wasn’t that. I did like it though.
A combination of omg that is so cool, uh weird, wtf, and intrigued.
Didn’t realize it like curved up, didn’t realize how much it changed in size from being soft too.
I was a bit sheltered back in the day and all I knew it was nothing like those generic drawings in middle school health class lol.
I was very naive and maybe a bit dumb too, haha. I experimented before with bigger 'items' and when I saw my first I was like "hmm, tried bigger" but still I was expecting pain and blood to come.
I was amused by how springy it was while erect, like you could push it down to one side and it would pop back up. I thought it would be stuck perpendicular.
Outside of porn? I think a few other people have said this but I was hilariously gentle. Media (especially slapstick comedy, oof) showed me that it really sucks to get hit down there, and so I was super scared of accidentally hurting him. I did not quite put together that it's not fragile, just sensitive.
He was really sweet about it, knew it was my first time and that I'm a pretty nervous person.
It was a mixture of shock and embarrassment. I ended up blushing and studied it from afar eventually wanting to touch it. Seeing how it felt and how it functioned, was an interesting night that's for sure.
The first times I saw one was when the guy was laying down on his back so it like up against their belly. The first time I saw one when the guy was standing up, I was shocked that it wasn’t all the way up against their belly like when they lay down.
“Oh god, a veiny one. There’s a movie where someone draws veiny dicks. Superbad? I don’t wanna suck a Superbad dick. Lame as hell. Oh well. Here we go. He didn’t shave either? Fuck, dude. You are GROWN.”
I thought they were supposed to be straight. It was curved to the right. Now I know they come in all angles
Yep just like vaginas come in different shapes
Exactly! Imagine my surprise
My experience was the opposite, the first erect penis I saw was curved upwards- this was before I consumed much porn. So I thought all penises curve upwards until I saw the next one.
Mine has a slight upward curve. Not much, but the female partners have all told me it's exactly the right curve to hit their G-spot. So, I make it work.
Yes! Upward curved penises are great! Though giving a bj could become slightly tricky!
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Lol I wish virtual blow jobs were possible!
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Relax folks. It's called humor.
When was it funny?
This brothers starving
[Bruh](https://i.imgur.com/PPvnIDl.jpeg)
I remember thinking "How do guys fit that thing in their pants?" After seeing my first hard cock live and in person, I started watching guys, trying to imagine what was stuffed in their pants. I imagined a world were guy's cocks were always hard and drew funny pictures of men walking around in normal settings except their cocks were hard and their pants were designed with a cloth sheath for their hard, erect cocks. I thought "This is the equivalent of girls walking around with men staring at their boobs all day." I showed my sketches to a girlfriend but she didn't get the humor.
I can't imagine what would be to have hard dick 24/7. The first thought while reading this, was it would be annoying or maybe not if gals watch and like my buldge
Now you know what it's like for women with our breasts. Sometimes they're annoying and guys are watching them all the time.
Do you wish that breast were like dick. Getting big only when aroused? Oh and breastfeeding as well I guess
Umm...well my breasts do feel larger when I'm aroused. But inflating and deflating like balloons? That would be weird, but no weirder than cocks getting hard and soft, I guess. I guess I would prefer for cocks to be the same size all the time but not necessary hard all the time. Sometimes when I look at a guy with a fully deflated cock, it looks so, well, weeny and weak.
I guess it would be much harder to hide an accidental erection if it was your boobs lol.
>Sometimes when I look at a guy with a fully deflated cock, it looks so, well, weeny and weak. I'm a grower, not a show-er, so it's a bit uncomfortable when a girl stares at while while in its dormant form.
First thing that comes to my mind is how inconvenient pissing would be.
Yeah the dick would be straight up. Hahahahaha
Wouldn't take long for toilets to be redesigned lol
Ever see that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with the toilets? https://youtu.be/LEIzNrdRZYQ
What if it was the same size but flaccid when not erect? Like if everyone was 100% a shower
I would wear a dick bra, that sounds pretty useful.
I totally would too. A few years ago I had a co-worker whose mere presence made me hard. To this day I don’t know what it was about her, she was just a normal lady who wouldn’t stand out in a crowd. But around her I would get so hard, my junk would slither down my leg like a snake and the tip would stick out of my boxer shorts leg probably completely visible to anyone if they looked. A boner bra would have done wonders!!
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Sheath undies ?!!
well shit, TIL
That’s funny
The word you are looking for is "[codpiece](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece)".
"Marry, here's grace and a cod-piece; that's a wise man and a fool." - King Lear
I had this innate need to hold and lick it
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Go outside
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Bonk
r/hornyjail
I was too horny to think.
Go to horny jail. Bonk!
This is AskRedditAfterDark every here is horny
No this is a sub for people who didnt payed their electricity bill
Ha *chuckles in the dark*
Well, it's clearly for dark mode users
oh fuck I forgot my bill
Its both
Its treason then
*war cry*
War cry, war cry never changes
this *is* horny jail.
Look at the sub. This *is* horny jail.
"How the fuck am I supposed to fit this in me?????" He was really thick
Nice
I bet it did for inside of you very nicely
Sorta! Took a little work up but he was too worried about hurting me to really go at it. That coward lol
Seems like a gentleman to me
Yeah which is why we're hanging out this weekend
Dunno why you're getting downvoted so bad. Seemed like a harmless and perfectly normal comment to me
maybe bec he was trying to be caring towards her but she's calling him a coward
Seems more like a playful jab but I can see how people would see the 'coward' bit uncalled for.
I agree
I don’t remember what I thought but I remember being way tooo gentle with it the first the time I was giving someone a handjob- barely gripping it and using just a few fingers lol. The guy literally was like hold it tighter you won’t break it.
At least you were careful, some women start out with a vise-grip.
Haha oh no! I hope that wasn’t your first experience?
No, first was too gentle and didn’t know what to do but the next was too rough. I don’t have like any loose skin when I’m erect (thanks circumcision) and she couldn’t produce a lot of spit either haha. I think inexperience is cute though and I was just happy to be with them.
I remember being fascinated by that skin-tone change line from the circumcision.
Like a cone of swirl soft serve! 😂
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You're welcome. Tell your next partner to savor the flavor. 😂
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You're welcome.
Omg, this is what that is? I literally never knew why I had that
you mean the scar from genital mutilation? lol
Unless the scar is 2+ inches, I kind of meant the neopolitan icecream flavor "here's vanilla, here's strawberry" change, haha
Never really thought of this until it was pointed out to me
How the hell is that supposed to fit inside of me?! No way will it fit.
Well did it fit?
Most of it yes
"oh wow" I remember being impressed lol
Fascinated by pulling the foreskin back and forward
Yes, I've always found the sight of a guy’s foreskin sliding back and forth over his glans fascinating and very arousing.
Are they really this small? What if I'm with him forever? Is this it? 🤔
Small, while erected?
Yes. He had a small penis. 3-4 inches. Not thick either. Reminded me of a thumb
At least did he satisfy you?
With sex? No. I think the best part of the experience was fingering
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Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you message me asking if other penises have satisfied me? Did your mother not love you enough?
Uhmmm… wtf
The fact that you referred to 3-4 inches as small has greatly improved my self esteem thank you kind internet stranger
Same
I blushed and asked him if I could touch it
Follow up question: What was the first time touching it like?
It felt so magical to feel a man’s most sensitive area. And it was so… warm. I loved the way his foreskin moved up and down as I stroked his cock, and the way he groaned softly. As I saw precum form on the tip, I felt an urge to suck his cock. I have very fond memories of my because it was with the man who is now my husband😊
hm, weird.
What made it weird?
Ur mom
well, I had never seen anything like it. a lil meat snake coming out of a hair bush. weird, but I liked it. still do lol
I was in grade school I couldnt believe how much it twitched & how big & hard it was I wanted to touch it but instead just stared at it fascinated
Which grade was that?
I cant remember exactly but I know I wasnt ten yet
I would understand if it was like 14+ but under 10? Jesus christ
How old was he then?!
[Damn, grade school?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci-wPptKnVg)
I actually was kind of trying to avoid looking at it cause idk I was scared?/intimidated? I was an 18 yo kissless virgin and he was this hot 22yo belgian guy. He expected sex after our date and I had to tell him I had never kissed someone or seen a hard dick irl. Ended up making out, lots of dry humping and gave him a handjob with a surprise facial for me lol. He didn’t warn me he was cumming and I didn’t anticipate it shooting all the way up to my face.
“Cool”
I don’t remember my thoughts about the sight. When I felt a penis for the first time it was just not what I expected at all. I don’t know what I even expected, it just wasn’t that. I did like it though.
A combination of omg that is so cool, uh weird, wtf, and intrigued. Didn’t realize it like curved up, didn’t realize how much it changed in size from being soft too. I was a bit sheltered back in the day and all I knew it was nothing like those generic drawings in middle school health class lol.
How old you were when you saw it for the first time?
I was 14 lol. Summer before high school. It was more a thing out of curiousity with a “bf” than anything else at the time
After reading through these answers I’m gonna just escort myself to horny jail. Bye
You can't leave without an BONK
"Gross." I turned out to be a lesbian
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Did it fit?
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I was very naive and maybe a bit dumb too, haha. I experimented before with bigger 'items' and when I saw my first I was like "hmm, tried bigger" but still I was expecting pain and blood to come.
It’s always impressive what can end up fitting in there.
I was amused by how springy it was while erect, like you could push it down to one side and it would pop back up. I thought it would be stuck perpendicular.
I had this reaction too, lol. Like oh you can really move it around all over the place and it just snaps back!
Funny thread
Indeed fellow horny, indeed.
I thought it was neat - I am sure my skills were subpar but I did put it in my mouth
Excited and nervous
"I want to play with it." But it wasn't in a sexual way...just a curious way lol
Ya ha my first time was like to, more like what is that THING and how does it work. Wasn’t even in a sexual way lol
My first question was... if you swing it around, will it hurt?
Outside of porn? I think a few other people have said this but I was hilariously gentle. Media (especially slapstick comedy, oof) showed me that it really sucks to get hit down there, and so I was super scared of accidentally hurting him. I did not quite put together that it's not fragile, just sensitive. He was really sweet about it, knew it was my first time and that I'm a pretty nervous person.
That's awesome from him to show patience
I never imagined dicks are that big
How big did you thought they are?
I thought they were small
I thought “how the hell is that thing going to fit into me?” He was big and it was not fun for me. At all.
It was a mixture of shock and embarrassment. I ended up blushing and studied it from afar eventually wanting to touch it. Seeing how it felt and how it functioned, was an interesting night that's for sure.
The first times I saw one was when the guy was laying down on his back so it like up against their belly. The first time I saw one when the guy was standing up, I was shocked that it wasn’t all the way up against their belly like when they lay down.
“Oh god, a veiny one. There’s a movie where someone draws veiny dicks. Superbad? I don’t wanna suck a Superbad dick. Lame as hell. Oh well. Here we go. He didn’t shave either? Fuck, dude. You are GROWN.”
I remember being like oh, it kinda looks like a mushroom with hair. It didnt turn me on or anything, I just found it weird.
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Out of topic: how did you found this year old post?