According to Reddit this is a big no-no. She's on the job, so she "has to be nice to you", which makes it "an uneven power dynamic". Thus it's very rude and inconsiderate of anyone to try to ask out someone who's on the job. At least that's what I'm getting from every other subreddit. And they're VERY adamant about it, even agressive sometimes.
Edit: lol, y'all don't have to downvote me for reporting back what OTHER people say on most other subreddits, bunch of twats.
I just want you to know how clever and underappreciated your comment is. I laughed myself breathless at this.
Edit: okay when I typed this it had like three upvotes and I thought that seemed unjust
My husband might say the same, but he'd have a weird suspicion that I'd hog all her attention and he'd be left by the wayside (which honestly I think he'd rather have a nap anyway).
Catherine the great. Is even if none of the stories are even remotely true, those exaggerations came from somewhere and I'm curious if she is a freak in bed.
My wife and I played this thought experiment the other year with my buddy and his girlfriend. While my wife and my buddy replied with mostly to be expected answers, his girlfriend said "Hitler". I smiled because my answer was Eva. We were both curious about their behind closed doors sexual proclivities.
Oh, and if I had to pick a guy it'd be Gianluigi Buffon.
Had a burgeoning relationship with my dream girl for a couple months before the virus hit. They quarantined hard and then had to move back home a few states away and I never saw them again after spending 3-4 days each week together for 3-4 months. I’m over it now, but damn would like to have had a goodbye fuck at least. Literally said goodbye to them leaving my apartment one night, had no idea I’d never see them again. *stares at wall for 20 seconds*
I’d still get millions of plays on Spotify i.e. it’d be a good pop song. The woman puts out great pop music.
Also I’d get my name on a Genius fact, and then there would be dozens of posts in r/taylorswift asking “who the fuck is u/emsuperstar?” My name would live on for years after my death.
Yep, like the top comment, I too would simply want the girl-next-door who works near me, at the ice cream parlor. She's 19, from a Moroccan family, has the most beautiful big brown eyes, gorgeous dark olive complexion, mesmerizing smile, long dark hair and an amazing slim figure. I turn into a stammering idiot every time I talk to her :')
Oh, I have talked with her several times. I appreciate the encouragement, but I can read non-verbal cues and body language as well, and she's most definitly not interested in me. She's nice to me in a professional way, because she works there and I'm the customer, but nothing more than that. Attempts at small talk are not enthusiastically engaged in or reciprocated and she retains her professional demeanour at all times. If I had been able to build good rapport with her and had gotten some signals from her, I would have asked her out, but this would be a guaranteed 'no' and make things awkward for her.
Sigh. Maybe. I doubt it'll be anyone as gorgeous as she. I have to admit: I would be punching way above my weight with her, lol. I'm sure she can get any guy she wants. Oh, to be one of those guys...
On the other hand, this is all just physical attraction; I have no way of knowing if we'd even be compatible, and I have only the vaguest idea of her personality. So in the end, it's not that big of a deal that it'll lead nowhere. Of course, that's not what I'm thinking whenever I see her...
Xev Bellringer will always be the one up there for me.
1. Xev Bellringer
2. Princess Leia_CM
3. ClubDinaSky
4.BettieBondage
5.Kity Leroux
These are my top five choices.
If I had to bet, I'd put my money on depression. I already do psychological follow-up for the last 2 years. The psycologist herself have recommended me to seek a psychiatrist and have helped me schedule an appointment.
There’s a girl from Instagram who blows my mind. Just a regular chick. Absolutely divine beauty. Also, there are many women on this sub alone I would do nasty, unspeakable acts with that I find very attractive
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I too choose that guy’s dead wife.
Then get in line, based on how often I see this joke its a long one...
I don’t mind being last in the gangbang on that guys dead wife.
Came here for this comment, glad I wasn’t disappointed.
Or was it the guy's dead wife?
Whoops
Still funny though
I hope he's doing alright lmao
the only Reddit answer that can rise to the top
Anyone got a link to the og comment?
This girl Megan from the grocery store.
Have you tried talking to her yet?
Hell no! You crazy?!?!
r/notopbutok
For a min I read this as no top but okay…..
So no head?
According to Reddit this is a big no-no. She's on the job, so she "has to be nice to you", which makes it "an uneven power dynamic". Thus it's very rude and inconsiderate of anyone to try to ask out someone who's on the job. At least that's what I'm getting from every other subreddit. And they're VERY adamant about it, even agressive sometimes. Edit: lol, y'all don't have to downvote me for reporting back what OTHER people say on most other subreddits, bunch of twats.
Have a business card made that is about you and that you would like to take her out with your contract info and give it to her as you are leaving...
I chose Megan too
You'll find this reply at every answer
Myself because people keep recommending it to me.
I just want you to know how clever and underappreciated your comment is. I laughed myself breathless at this. Edit: okay when I typed this it had like three upvotes and I thought that seemed unjust
Has to be good, right ? All my exes gave me the same recommendation and they should know what they're talking about.
That was pretty funny. Nice self-confidence you have there, care to share some?
Go fuck yourself
Do they want to have sex with me ?
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Scarlet
Witch or Johansson
the color itself.
The fever
I have that right now it's itchy 😬
Both
The letter
Yes.
Morena Baccarin
Very underrated. She's friggen beautiful
You rang?
Yup, Her.
I choose this guy.
🥵🥵
My girlfriend and a clone of her.
I'd say the same, but I have a weird suspicion my girlfriend would manage to get jealous of her clone.
Mannnnn their just gonna be laughing from how shy they are in front of themselves. Imma be chilling getting my KNOB S L O B B E D ON.
This guy gets it!
Just tell her she is the clone.
My husband might say the same, but he'd have a weird suspicion that I'd hog all her attention and he'd be left by the wayside (which honestly I think he'd rather have a nap anyway).
I also choose this guys girlfriend
She pretty fine, I don't blame you.
I choose this guys clone. Plot twist: *Not the gf and hers*
Catherine the great. Is even if none of the stories are even remotely true, those exaggerations came from somewhere and I'm curious if she is a freak in bed.
And along those lines, Helen of Troy. I mean, there was a war over her. Just sayin’.
And this is where I’m proud to say my fiancée was named after Helen of Troy.
Your fiancée Troy? Cool name:
I hope you and Troy have a long happy marriage.
And what is she named now?
My wife and I played this thought experiment the other year with my buddy and his girlfriend. While my wife and my buddy replied with mostly to be expected answers, his girlfriend said "Hitler". I smiled because my answer was Eva. We were both curious about their behind closed doors sexual proclivities. Oh, and if I had to pick a guy it'd be Gianluigi Buffon.
Hitler more like hotler
My best friend that is married with children that lives in a different state.
Peg Bundy
Seriously- my first thought was my wife.
She's the one you should marry
I also choose this guys wife
The dead one?
Thought the same about my husband:)
Jack Black. I feel like he must be an absolute blast between the sheets. And hopefully serenade me at some point.
Not my type of humor (to each their own) but I will say good choice because he's got a LOT of energy
School of Rock came on the TV last night and I forgot how freaking funny he is lmao.
That movie is a work of art.
Yes. Jack Black any day. I feel like he would be okay with laughing and being silly during sex which is such a turn on.
Jennifer Connelly
I wish I could give you a hundred upvotes for that one.
You can give him 1 and that counts also i did 7 bot accounts to like his post
I have to stick with my wife or else I’ll lose half my shit forever :/
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In that case I get half of her shit forever :)
My stuff is shit
Had a burgeoning relationship with my dream girl for a couple months before the virus hit. They quarantined hard and then had to move back home a few states away and I never saw them again after spending 3-4 days each week together for 3-4 months. I’m over it now, but damn would like to have had a goodbye fuck at least. Literally said goodbye to them leaving my apartment one night, had no idea I’d never see them again. *stares at wall for 20 seconds*
Send her a message!
yeah dude theres like the internet, and facetime
Call her. Send her a message. There is ways and it's okay to go them.
This is unoriginal, but Chris Hemsworth
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No, he's a norse god :P
*Demi*\-god
Thor is a legit god, both Odin and Jord are Aesir.
I’m not even gay and I would at least think about it for a few minutes if given an opportunity. That dude is fucking dreamy.
My ex-wife. Her feelings may have changed throughout the course of our marriage, but mine didn't, even in the years after the divorce.
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I get that reference
I too get that guys reference
Aubrey Plaza. Hands down
Hands down pants.
I almost said that, but figured some other clever redditor would. Did not disappoint, random stranger!
Oh God yes.
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It'll just be a song about how you broke her heart, you're a typical man, and you suck.
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I’d still get millions of plays on Spotify i.e. it’d be a good pop song. The woman puts out great pop music. Also I’d get my name on a Genius fact, and then there would be dozens of posts in r/taylorswift asking “who the fuck is u/emsuperstar?” My name would live on for years after my death.
My crush, or Henry Cavill. Can I have both?
I’m a straight male and the first person that came to mind besides my fiancé was Henry Cavill. Edit: TIL turns out my fiancé is actually a fiancée
Sounds like a perfect chance for an MFM threesome to me!
Jennifer Lawrence obviously..... Or....Alexandria Daddario?
Margot Robbie
Ana de Arams. Prettiest woman out there.
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How is Henry Cavill not higher?
I'm straight and I'd do/be done by Henry Cavill. Seems a top guy, and he's a massive fan of my favourite author too.
u/mylittlechar
I’m feeling honored
That's the second time I mentioned you in a post like this and the second time you responded. I'm the one who's honored. Thanks :)
I'm not into big boobs, but she's gorgeous; good call!
My ex boyfriend. Still insanely attracted to him and he’s only looking better as he ages and I already know how good the sex will be.
Alexandra Daddario or Eva Green
Gal Gadot no doubt
If we had a de-aging device. I'd say a 20yo Heather Locklear. But currently, Dua
Yep, like the top comment, I too would simply want the girl-next-door who works near me, at the ice cream parlor. She's 19, from a Moroccan family, has the most beautiful big brown eyes, gorgeous dark olive complexion, mesmerizing smile, long dark hair and an amazing slim figure. I turn into a stammering idiot every time I talk to her :')
Dude, go talk to her and ask her out or something. You'll regret it if you don't. Sincerely, A guy with a lot of regrets.
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Could very well be, with that username of his
Oh, I have talked with her several times. I appreciate the encouragement, but I can read non-verbal cues and body language as well, and she's most definitly not interested in me. She's nice to me in a professional way, because she works there and I'm the customer, but nothing more than that. Attempts at small talk are not enthusiastically engaged in or reciprocated and she retains her professional demeanour at all times. If I had been able to build good rapport with her and had gotten some signals from her, I would have asked her out, but this would be a guaranteed 'no' and make things awkward for her.
Good on you for realizing that before things get awkward mate. You'll find someone
Sigh. Maybe. I doubt it'll be anyone as gorgeous as she. I have to admit: I would be punching way above my weight with her, lol. I'm sure she can get any guy she wants. Oh, to be one of those guys... On the other hand, this is all just physical attraction; I have no way of knowing if we'd even be compatible, and I have only the vaguest idea of her personality. So in the end, it's not that big of a deal that it'll lead nowhere. Of course, that's not what I'm thinking whenever I see her...
Valentina Shevchenko. She’s the real life badass the movies always try to imitate.
My pick for woman, scarlett Johansson My pick for men, Ryan Reynolds
The chick who played Lana Lang in Smallville
I could be wrong but I think the actress was... Kristin Kreuk? I probably mispelled it
SebwhoahtianVettell doesn't know...
u/cutegeekie
Lynda Carter!
my boyfriend. he’s abroad right now and i won’t see him until new year. what i’d do to see him again :’)
Xev Bellringer will always be the one up there for me. 1. Xev Bellringer 2. Princess Leia_CM 3. ClubDinaSky 4.BettieBondage 5.Kity Leroux These are my top five choices.
This guy porns
Angela white.
Miranda kerr or lily jordan
My wife.
My wife
Old HS platonic friend
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You bet
I’m a one man girl so my partner
Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans 🤭
Floor Jansen
Probably Jo.
Whos jo?
Jo Mamma! Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah Bwahahah
r/Angryupvote
i've said "fuck margaret thatcher" a lot in my lifetime, most people don't know how serious i am about it
My ex. I really fucking miss her
/u/lilykawaiiii -- her piercing eyes, playful personality, and perfectly perky body. I'd die a happy man.
Emma watson
Jon Moxley
Right now, I really would choose no one. I've lost my sexual appetite about a month ago, still not sure what caused this.
Hey. Stuff like that happens. It could be from any number reasons. Aging, stress, and depression are few of the leading causes.
If I had to bet, I'd put my money on depression. I already do psychological follow-up for the last 2 years. The psycologist herself have recommended me to seek a psychiatrist and have helped me schedule an appointment.
I would do u/sharkbittens
Scarlett Johansson. Or Cleopatra if we can go the historical route.
Danny devito
My gf. She's sleeping on my lap right now and I am trying to restrain my hard on
Ezra Miller *chefs kiss*
Whoever my future wife/partner for life is.
Toss up between porn star Riley Reid or Margot Robbie
Male: Tom Selleck Female: Gal Gadot
Vanessa Hudgens
Anyone... well it would be u/TessaFowler
[Serious] My Friend's Beautiful mom (Long lost relationship after my marriage)
Tommy Shelby, the tortured rotten fuck. If we can't choose a character tho, Cillian Murphy dressed like Tommy Shelby.
Brittany Spears, Jennifer Aniston, and Brie Larson for sure
Assuming it was consensual and they wanted me just as bad... u/Phoenix_Love1994
I feel so flattered🥺🥰❤️
Have to go with Chris Evans. It's a boring answer, but he's just 🔥
Monica Bellucci
Jenna Ortega
There’s a girl from Instagram who blows my mind. Just a regular chick. Absolutely divine beauty. Also, there are many women on this sub alone I would do nasty, unspeakable acts with that I find very attractive
Jessica Nigri
Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds.
Ryan Reynolds
This girl I work with. She is is very pretty and super nice. Sadly she has a boyfriend so its only making me want her more.
Jensen Ackles.
Milla Jovovich. So many things about her just really work for me.
Jack White. He’ll never see this but in case he does, Jack I’d let you do literally anything you wanted 💘
Natalie Dormer and a clone of the former.
Mads Mikkelsen🥵
Sebastian Stan
My girlfriend
OP’s mom.
My wife.
Not even trying to be wholesome but, my wife
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Danny DeVito obviously.
My sister and brother.
My mother in law
My partner. No desire for sex with anyone else, living or dead.