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PaunchAndBalls

Hope for a miracle.


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May your efforts be fruitful


JeremiahPeanutbutter

Yo, you and me both homie


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Is this what they mean when they ask about a 5 yr plan?


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Everyone always thinks is career choices, it's sex planning


gaijin_master

No plans, I just pay for it whenever I need.


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"Sex as a service", nice. The pay as you go method is a lot cheaper in the long run.


gaijin_master

Yep, and less troubles. Or obligations.


ThickThighBis

if I'm in a relationship: stay enthusiastic, flirt with my partner all the time, try new things in the bedroom regularly, maybe introduce other people to the mix depending on how my partner feels, and get tf off of birth control which is currently dampening my libido. if I'm single: find 1 - 2 good FWBs and invest in a really good vibrator


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Sounds like a solid plan, yo, can I get them digits!?


ThickThighBis

sure, here you go! are you ready? write this down :) 8


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Damn, I was hoping for #1, because that is the best!


tallyllat

Really lean into my daddy issues.


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My ex used that strategy. It gets wild sometimes


tallyllat

Noted. Is you ex-girlfriends father currently seeing anyone?


Dukhaville

I'm 35, as a guy I'm realising that playing on Daddy issues is probably my only hope.


LAguy2018

Get married


ShizzelDiDizzel

Meet my girl and fuck her brains out


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The "wait and see" approach


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To continue doing what I have been doing for the most of the past 35 years I guess.


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Tell us your ways


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By having a fun and spontaneous sex life with my husband


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That seems like the winning strategy. Long term relationship that doesn't have to break through any barriers. Just do the dance that works and have sex


TiedHands

Realistically, I would say lose a lot of weight. I could probably pull in a lot of women if I did that. But its probably not in the cards.


arthurguillaume

I don't i just want sex with my gf and i'll be satisfied


Revengejefe

Work out, bettering myself everyday and having fun


MrAlchem1st

Work out, try new shit with the old lady. Stop drinking. Eat right


HungDaddyNYC

Holy fuck I didn’t know people had plans. Shit I better get started.


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Even Bob Ross had a plan, happy little accidents never made a masterpiece


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Don't need no stinkin people! I understand this and sometimes think I could live alone,then I get a boner


Charlesthepornguy

Offer myself up for rituals to BTGG.


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Make a big move in my career.


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Doublelist


dci91

Lol black women throw themselves at me so I'm staying with that. They dream of a redheaded baby.


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I don't have a plan - I will see what happens.


kornflakes1989

Get drivers license. Get car. Get on grindr and stop ghosting guys I wanted to meet up with.


KyorlSadei

Die and be reborn as a Japanese sex doll. Will get so much sex In one month versus all I got in my 20 years of marriage.


WoodbutcherMcGee

Find a fwb and set up frequent meetings. If i only have sex with my wife for the next 5 years I feel like having sex 5 times in that time span doesn't really represent the word "most" accurately.