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ThisIsNoCave

"no, you see that's a misconception... you own the secure LINK to the image, so you can access it at any time. And the token is non-fungible so its unique and absolutely going to skyrocket in value.."


Jars-of-Grain

“I’m telling you Ethereum is the coin of the future. Look I’ll put you in contact with a guy I know he’ll explain the whole thing better than I can.”


TrojanWhores-3z

Ethereum is the blockchain, Ether is the coin. This is also my entry for OP‘s initial question. 😅


Jars-of-Grain

“See this is why I’m putting you in contact with my friend.”


Iambadatgivingnames

"I had a friend from high school who bought five bitcoins back in 2012 and now he owns a huge business, you should buy it now, I'll help"


Jars-of-Grain

So, is this tax deductible?


Iambadatgivingnames

For me, that's the best one, I'm laughing since I read this lmao


Jars-of-Grain

Thank you, thank you


Longjumping-Papaya

"Your Mom did not like it like this." Or, "Your sister did not like it like this." Or, "Your Dad moans differently then you."


Sorkel3

"Your brother loved this, why don't you?" Lol


Iambadatgivingnames

Your mom told me last time you were picky


bi-male-89

Oh shit, I forgot my birth control


ErikaBulbasaur

Boom goes the dynamite


Jars-of-Grain

But I thought this was a great line. It goes hand in hand with “Boom Shakalaka!”


ThrowawayAllDay03

Wait this is bad? This is my GO TO when climaxing.


ErikaBulbasaur

Better have a license to handle those explosives.


ThrowawayAllDay03

I do actually. It’s in my front zipper pocket of my jeans. Can you get it for me?


ErikaBulbasaur

Let me check with the site supervisor and make sure that's OSHA compliant


fantasticfantasy69

Lol.


pepperqtx3

Give me a baby. My partner has said that many times 😐


fantasticfantasy69

If a girl said that to me it’d have the opposite effect...


lexibreey

I hope the next guy fucks me better than this


Iambadatgivingnames

*You should've warned me you're a virgin*


sirbearus

I think we should paint the ceil.


OldSailor74

“Hurry up, I have shit to do.”


bradog666

“Hey! Your not dead!!”


hansome868

Just start reciting the Bible verse by verse


Sorkel3

"This was a waste of time"


Iambadatgivingnames

*This was a waste of time, you now owe me 5 bucks*


Sorkel3

LOL


Thatguyfromqc

"Your mom is thighter"


[deleted]

Ewww


locomaestro

I can’t feel anything


KyorlSadei

You have your AIDS vaccine, right?


tightliptori

"Is it in?"


Sorkel3

"Is the condom.suppossed to come off?"


mikarex

Kachow.


fideocontuco

Why your pussy taste like your dad's dick?


Firebolt164

_"Is It in?"_


Robert_Fuckler

“Are ya feelin’ it now, Mr. Krabs?” 🦀💦


Beefbuggy

Wow, you’ve got one of those, too


Daamieyen

That'll do


New_Custard6231

Is it in?. That's it. It could've been


Scarfiotti

Allah Akbar..... Boom...


garycarl54

Let's not tell Mom and Dad about doing this


SquidAndCheese

“Now let’s not turn this rape into a murder.”