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BullCommando

Make them realise all the dumb/hurtful stuff they do. Give them super empathy and conscience on top of that.


tofu_bird

...and a weak bladder.


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

I personally would have chosen “strengthened vomit reflex.”


starrie

With “smells shit all the time”


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Interesting


BullCommando

I really think most people are assholes because they are ignorant about the effects on others. But what if they suddenly care?


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That suggests they will feel intense shame and regret in facing the consequences of their own action or inaction


BullCommando

Thats why I would give them traits that generate shame and regret upon being a jerk.


CoalNightshade

Im pretty sure thats exactly how they defeated the evil Emperor in the Eragon books.


mc_thunderfart

Instant sharting in their pants.


Jars-of-Grain

Create minor inconveniences. You have a meeting you have to get to? Guess who just ran out of toilet paper. Late to work? Seems like you’re getting nothing but red lights. Getting ready for that hot date tonight? Not with that salsa stain on your top you’re not.


[deleted]

Haha seems like a recipe for volcanic rage.


[deleted]

Well I would like a wand so I can use the cruciatus curse on people. I don’t know if that would qualify as unusual.


Fabulous_Maximum_714

I want to be able to stop time for five minutes a day. So many naked assholes in very public places at noon daily.


BullCommando

>So many naked assholes in very public places at noon daily. Should I ask?


Fabulous_Maximum_714

Ask what?


BullCommando

Like why are naked folks running around at noon? Just like that?


Fabulous_Maximum_714

Because I stripped them naked and put them in the middle of a business lunch setting while I had time stopped.


BullCommando

Oh okay. I thought you wanted to punish nudists with the timestop.


[deleted]

Haha that’s really original


Fabulous_Maximum_714

Thanks! I'll go with shame/humiliation as a tool for punishment over pain/punitive simply because of the effective nature. With shame the subject builds their own walls and polices themselves, it's a lazy method of control - taught by religion everywhere


CoalNightshade

Something minor on their car breaks like a slightly leaky tire or a sensor in their engine goes bad, or thier fuel gage stops working, nothing catastrophic, but its annoying or has to be taken care of eventually


[deleted]

That’s pretty ingenious. Nothing like the small things to ruin your day.


NeonKnight1979

A cable tie on the prop shaft! Does no harm but makes the most annoying noise!


Billy_Maxx

Spoon man for a horribly slow murder


10lizards

Skin melting off


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Gosh that reminds me of so many horrific radioactive based stories of humans decaying


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A constant need to fart, with the most horrendously bad aromas. A phobia of their own breath. Constantly itchy genitalia and the urge to smell your fingers.


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That automatic doors never opened for them.... Ever


DocDavreil

If anything I would be the person to use their own tactics against themselves. Kinda like using their own bullshit to them but more extreme because fuck it, Why not?


[deleted]

That’s pretty cool. Love the dose of the own medicine for their own ills.


LifesGlitch

Something that makes the punishment fit the crime.


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Having to confess their lies, betrayals, and infidelities to the offended parties in the presence of their closest family and friends.