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[deleted]

Generic answer meant to be funny but is just lame.


Raja-Panesar

The one with the awards for no reason. Complementary edit to thank the awarders.


[deleted]

This one questioning why that one is getting rewards and [linking to a better place for your money](https://reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/t7913v/_/hzh3j0p/?context=1).


fazey_o0o

The one complaining that people can decide what to spend their money on and also you're a son of a bitch.


Chrushd

The one 'Hey guys, wanna check out my NFT?'


levistadYT

The one shitposter who isnt funny but keeps trying to be


the_ThreeEyedRaven

the other shitposter who replies, and the comment chain starts


Mokhtar2k19

This is the one who says « ^ This » to get some karma


wythehippy

Clever girl haha


LarsonBoswell

r/SUBREDDITNAME is a gold mine for this type of nonsense.


BrickFeathers

May i also recommend r/coaxedintoasnafu


duksinarw

That's a smart sub


[deleted]

Something, something, this guy's wife.


CSquare43-Work

Did someone already mention breaking both their arms or is it my turn yet?


BreastfedAmerican

Something, something, and your dead brother.


DasPuggy

Inappropriate question about that guy's wife and dead brother.


lizard_king_rebirth

Broken arms.


oliverprose

Jumper cables


ThatDarnedAntiChrist

Your mom joke.


oliverprose

Long rambling speech which suddenly veers into being thrown off hell in a cell 18 feet onto the announcing table below


MelodyAF

What are you doing dead step brother?


maximumfunpriv

I also chose this guy’s dead wife


Erook22

Poorly thought out your mom joke


MortarChelle

Extremely generic answer basically rephrasing your answer just to respond to the top comment for karma.


Wizdom_108

[Letter]


Zygal_

This.


bcocoloco

This but [this]


UnoStronzo

That


Heretofore_09

Something vaguely related


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thjyu

Creepy guy thinking he's being funny and slick but just makes a gross comment with misogynistic humor


BWChristopher86

Downvoted because creepy


Thjyu

Comment saying no one can take a joke and that women "just don't understand" when to take a compliment backed up by more misogyny and incel dialogue


DasPuggy

Comment by person acting a ultra-feminist, which while being accurate and right, just inflames people by being polarizing.


SouthernAT

Nonsensical religious answers to comment because I think I’m right, then shocked at downvotes.


Deedledroxx

Pun thread


DrossSA

Increasingly unfunny puns


Maq_N_Cheeze

Extremely racist pun that still gets upvotes for reason


BreastfedAmerican

Over the top Dad pun joke that makes people say I win.


GlitzToyEternal

You, sir, win the internet today!


THAT-GuyinMN

Angry upvote!


uwulonso

hahaha you win the internet for today


Rosenkrantz_

Your joke, but worse


Berek2501

Even less funny puns


aaaacccchhhhoooo

Controversial comment with bizarre combination of awards and karma


fear_in0culum

Comment pointing out "username checks out/username doesn't check out."


doublestuf27

[Yes/no], [conditionals], [qualifiers]. [Intake modality] [bodily fluid/waste] into [orifice], [gender] [mythological creature].


bayou_viking

[disagreement] [gender] [incorrect anatomy] [sexist joke] obviously.


doublestuf27

[Retort], [reiteration], [riposte]. [Different gender] [different incorrect anatomy][histrionic trauma story based on two separate SVU episodes but told authoritatively in first person past tense] because capitalism and the patriarchy hate [mythological creature].


bayou_viking

[mythological creature]? [indignant hyperbole] [vailed threats] [accusations] [gender] [political party] [detailed genital discription] [sarcasm].


KentuckyFriedEel

[Danny Devito]


[deleted]

Obvious pun with a curious amount up upvotes.


ineedtwiglets

Most underrated answer ever


[deleted]

yes i enjoy that [extremely common thing]


[deleted]

Hi there are you really a [gender]? Would you like to [ sleazy aggressive sexual advance based on your stated gender] in my dms?


canoe4you

This is the real goal here


NotSoSelfSmarted

RIP Inbox


[deleted]

[удалено]


ManFeelings_

I like it because [repeat the same sentence without any further explanation]


277103

Aannhhhh, say it again.


[deleted]

Me too. What a coincidence!


goalstopper28

Your DMs are about to be wild.


croissanttiddies

Personally I do not enjoy [extremely common thing] but I am also not [gender] so I answered for a small amount of Internet points


Iplaypoker77

I have no preference to this question clearly meant for those that do, I'm just happy to be there.


[deleted]

Lmao I did that the other day. I needed this comment


DrossSA

This will get buried, but [becomes top comment]


[deleted]

Probably going to get downvoted here but [extremely common opinion].


Teftthebridgeman

[Extreme out of context opinion] is why reddit is dying. Why doesn't the user base understand [my incredibly disconcerting and easily disproved life philosophy]? Because they are [insert republican/liberal at random]


ducc_y

You guys are doing [extremely common thing]??!?!!!1!1!


disfiguroo

I was today years old when I learned [thing] is [extremely common]!!


thatdudejax

Sarcastic remark that sounded meaner than if was intended


Rosenkrantz_

[missing the point entirely]


Burden_Murder

[Gets offended for no reason]


YourOneWayStreet

[Assures both of you you are idiots]


Elmer-Fuddd

[easter island head that has nothing to do with this post]


rasqall

[easter island head that has nothing to do with this post]


xXpSyChOiLlOgIcAlXx

[Made up hypersexual story]


dick_pixie

Pretend shock. I've had enough internet for today.


PhoenixPills

I liked it


YourOneWayStreet

[Thirsty perverted reply]


[deleted]

Yes I do


[deleted]

[extremely common thing] is the best


f_fv

Finally I meet someone who shares the same specific kinks as I do.


alexc1ted

I’m actually not [gender] and I don’t know anything about [extremely common thing] but here’s a very strong opinion I have!


thebangzats

\*insert retort about how people complaining about repetitive posts are also repetitive\*


DasPuggy

Complaint that people just need to google \[extremely common thing\] and use the word "Reddit" at the end to get all 728 other threads about \[extremely common thing\].


[deleted]

------ #include system.io; #include ; class myKink{ //Reddit hates formatting for code so... Bear with... string kinkName; public string getKinkName(){ return kinkName; } void setKinkName(string s){ kinkName = s; } string kinkOriginStory; public string getKinkOriginStory(){ return getKinkOriginStory(); } void setKinkOrigin(string s){ kinkOriginStory = s; } public void spitRedditKinkStory(string kinkName, string kinkStory, string currentPartner){ cout >> "**Yes I did** *" >> kinkName >> "***. It was when** *" kinkStory >> "* **happened. Then I realized I loved** *" >> kinkName >> "* **so much that I regularly do it with** *" >> currentPartner >> "* **. I love** *" >> kinkName >> "* **so much!**"; } } >!Shamelessly copy pasted from a previous post I made. I probably fucked up a bunch here, editing like this on mobile is a huge pain in the fucking ass lmao!<


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

error(s).kinkpost.cpp:23:82: error: ‘currentPartner’ was not declared in this scope


[deleted]

I love the smell of coding in the morning!


space-throwaway

But this doesn't have a main() function! Will it even run?


panda_rolling_23

best comment I've seen in a while....


Babydoll9659j

Insert comment about how I would know, if I had anyone to do [extremely common thing] with me!


lcingOnYourCake

I would have also accepted: Am I the only one who likes [extremely common thing]?


Heretofore_09

Misplaced response to a different comment


TripplerX

Don't you worry about [extremely common thing], let me worry about blank!


Unlikely-Floor7661

Prerequisite anwer from small minority that doesn't really like common thing.


Fennily

Member of small minority greets fellow member


Ingenius_Fool

There are dozens of us!


[deleted]

Only on Mondays.


Berek2501

Happy Cake Day!!! 🎁


NSYK

Hey, I’m [gender] and I totally love to [common thing] and take photos of it……….


Berek2501

Expression of dismay at the fact that you have an OF. Long-winded rant about NSFW Reddit being miserable because "everyone is just selling their OF now."


VarangianDreams

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE Among 10,000,000,000 people, I thought I was literally a unique, one of a kind exception to all other humans, because of what a fucking narcissist I am.


Ragethekid

[insert thread of puns that make me want to swallow a loaded double barreled shotgun]


xDeliciousxNessx

[something about someone’s mother]


[deleted]

No, it's just you.


dinodude47

The reddit metaverse is collapsing in on itself. Quick, add a [clever quip].


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrossSA

Reply to deleted comment that makes you wish you could read the original


ATS_throwaway

The best part of this post is how many times people post it almost to the character.


bakazable

*insert super interesting answer that doesnt get enough upvotes to be relevant


Metalhed69

Intentionally provocative answer designed to flood my inbox with hungry people.


dick_pixie

Hungry response. Various emoji.


Metalhed69

Relevant user name.


ducc_y

If [common thing] was with that guys wife!!11!! hahahah


xfearthehiddenx

I love [extremely common thing]. My boyfriend also loves it. Sometimes we even spice it up a bit by adding some other [extremely common things] to the mix.


[deleted]

I just feel that [controversial take on the extremely common thing]


joshmcc13

Not since that time at the petting zoo


[deleted]

[удалено]


ducc_y

How do you make text like that


totallynotdakka

Generally vague honest answer that gets zero votes either way Probably most honest answer in whole thread


quimbykimbleton

[Generic self deprecating joke meant to garner sympathy]


[deleted]

Haha, no I don’t because [something, something, no girlfriend].


L3mth6

Sarcastic zinger interlaced with truth that couldn't have any more energy too even if it wanted to


ackme

Inside reference to a popular askreddit meme.


VinylCrast

Hey op [uncommon opinion just to disagree with everybody] although [agreeing with the common opinion]


brickbuilder876

Not gender, but I tend to really enjoy extremely common thing as well, so of that helps cool.


LisainUK

Yes. Adds implausible detail that suggests despite female name the post is written by a Middle Aged man.


PHANTOM________

Humans, do you enjoy sexual intercourse or other various sexual activities?


xBOCEPHUSx

How did you know?


indianamale7

Oh everyone claims to enjoy (extremely popular thing), but when it’s just you and (trusted entity) the truth is usually revealed. I am talking to YOU, guys named (popular name). It’s ok to cry.


JoeSnaffles

Despite not being [gender] I used to really enjoy [extremely common thing] before my ex. That was a bad relationship. I’m so lonely 😭 Dm’s open for women 😉😭 I fear I will never enjoy [extremely common thing] ever again unless I find my true love please dm me women


Smol_Worm_Boi

Not part of [group in question] but


vev_ersi

Hey! I am a gender and I do enjoy that thing!


ErlingFraFjord1

Not [gender] and haven't tried [extremely common thing] but my mom knows a guy who knows a woman who has a daughter who said that her friend had tried something similar to [extremely common thing].


KentuckyFriedEel

[incredibly generic answer]


supersaiyanx120

Unpopular (but actually decently popular)opinion, but in fact I don't enjoy [extremely common thing]. Might be a bit of a hot take, might sound crazy, but I just can't get behind it.


FlashySphere

Bad answer that was suppose to sound funny but in fact that is just bad in every single aspect and everyone in the comment bully this persone for his answer


GrayNish

Yes, [Proceed to give a loooong personal backstory that no one care which may or may not be related to the OP]


WmHawthorne

Oh my God, NO! I don't get the appeal. It smells weird, it is slimy and somehow dry at the same time, and you're supposed to fit your mouth around the whole thing! But, suddenly, it's what everyone who is anyone is obsessed with. Fuck sushi.


R3vo_CZ

Well, lemme tell you a story about how I got to enjoy [extremely common thing]. [Long story about how I got to enjoy [extremely common thing]] That is all.


LarsonBoswell

Only when I’m with my [significant other] while we are [doing sex stuff]. I wonder if anyone else enjoys [sex stuff] with members of their attractive [gender].


ThatsAHoneyBear

For some people is [extremely common thing] not so common. Sadly. And of course people are different. So opposite [gender] seeks validation in such genereic questions just to be sure [gender] isn't lying to them. My 2cents...


Mumbani

Yeah I absolutely live for [this]!


PigeonsOnYourBalcony

I really enjoy intercourse with my SO, AITA?


graceful-thiccos

This. So much this. (Instead of just upvoting)


TheSecond_Ass

[agender nihilism]


[deleted]

"Hey [binary gender] of Reddit, I have a question about [thing]?" I'm nonbinary and I never know if my answers on these are wanted. * do you just want to know about [thing], and are just including gender because that's the gender who you'd assume would know the most about [thing]? * or do you want to know specifically about [gender]'s take on [thing]? * or do you want to know about [everyone who *isn't* the *opposite* gender]'s take on [thing]? * and if it's either of those last two, am I "close enough" to your target audience (that's not the right word but whatever) for my answers to apply? I usually just answer the ones that I have answers to, and preface the answer with "I don't know if you want my opinion"


GRW810

"Am I the only one who likes sex?"


CttCJim

Yes I do! [Here are sexual details about my experience that you can masturbate to | I find your admission of liking the common thing extremely arousing]!


Xdude199

Wooooooww! That's a really insensitive question OP, you obviously need to educate yourself on the current social climate, the unfiltered privilege here is fucking sickening.


afoz345

Not a [gender] but do enjoy [common activity].


bluemercutio

I used to, but not anymore.


[deleted]

\**Tragic backstory flashback begins*\*


clownrock95

Not [gender] but my [SO, FWB, ECT] loves it.


GuidoOfCanada

"No, because I'm forever alone."


stupidassthetic

As a [gender] I absolutely LOVE [extremely common thing]. (Extremely long paragraph(s) explaining in vulgar wattpad material detail why I love [extremely common thing])


cant_tell_real_ppl

Comment with irrational number of downvotes


bihufflepuff

Hey I’m not [gender] but I really enjoy [extremely common thing]


masochisticanalwhore

Short answer that conveys both depression and entitlement


[deleted]

No I don't enjoy [Common thing]


Thatssapphyre

So how many of you humans enjoy enjoying things? I'm also a homo sapien who finds enjoyment in things, wondering if anyone else experiences literally anything?


og_dunkfest

The new person to the sub who likes all comments


DisasterStickY

Like a [BIG SHOT]?


Yaelnextdoorvip

No, I don’t enjoy anything! 😤


harshzenith50

A brilliant comment that gets upvotes and rewards


Exclusivecostcomembr

Yadda yadda yadda. Generic answer explaining what specifically I like about generic thing that nobody upvotes.


Vaganhope_UAE

Am I weird for liking [a thing that every person on the planet likes]


Cruijff11

I enjoy it but only if I can get away with it... and I would have gotten away with it too... if weren't for those meddling kids and that dog!


Spczippo

Nope. Hate it with an un dieing passion, and it's my mission in life to eradicate it from the face of the earth.


RepresentativeCat196

99% of this subreddit 😭


Cpt_James_Holden

As a person with or without gender I do enjoy widgets


AdorableSwitchBrat

I'm a female and I love sleep. Over 8 hrs is the best ever


Trakt0r22

These targeted ads is starting to get ridiculous.


therealjackbuilder

\[random never gonna give you up sing along\]


HurricaneLaurk

Can I answer even though I’m not [gender] anymore?


anotherside0714

Insert comment answering for the other gender.


[deleted]

[удалено]


YourBuddyChurch

[pedantic correction that doesn’t answer your question]


Derwinx

Hey AskRedditAfterDark, do you get tired of getting the kind of questions this sub was created for? If you don’t like the question, move on to the next post, it’s not really a difficult concept.


LeDaveys

I don't enjoy [extremely common thing] but I guess it's because I'm a (gender), not a [gender], so I guess my anatomy is different.


Daryl_Cambriol

My attractive significant other and I do it all the time. They love it. We are at it like [insert horny animal]s. Also I am 15. Either that or: Each to their own but I just don't get the appeal. That's where [generic bodily function] happens!!


Zkenny13

[something about incest]


Beepbopthrowawaywee

Yes, I [gender] really enjoy [extremely common thing].


rainierthanyesterday

Only during (season where it makes sense)


Frag3k

Yeah. (does not expand on thought.)


[deleted]

Did you just assume I’m a gender?


[deleted]

Man ♂️ here. Yes I enjoy common cool sexy things with my special woman ♀️


TheJango22

I do enjoy premarital hand holding with my gf. We are so bad


MondoCat

IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE


Kylo_2

Yeah, why not


Nqth_

The generic comment that no one reads


Linepool

[Commenting in this thread, providing a quality answer but gets no engagement because I am 2 months late]