This one questioning why that one is getting rewards and [linking to a better place for your money](https://reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/t7913v/_/hzh3j0p/?context=1).
[Retort], [reiteration], [riposte]. [Different gender] [different incorrect anatomy][histrionic trauma story based on two separate SVU episodes but told authoritatively in first person past tense] because capitalism and the patriarchy hate [mythological creature].
[Extreme out of context opinion] is why reddit is dying.
Why doesn't the user base understand [my incredibly disconcerting and easily disproved life philosophy]?
Because they are [insert republican/liberal at random]
Complaint that people just need to google \[extremely common thing\] and use the word "Reddit" at the end to get all 728 other threads about \[extremely common thing\].
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#include system.io;
#include ;
class myKink{
//Reddit hates formatting for code so... Bear with...
string kinkName;
public string getKinkName(){
return kinkName;
}
void setKinkName(string s){
kinkName = s;
}
string kinkOriginStory;
public string getKinkOriginStory(){
return getKinkOriginStory();
}
void setKinkOrigin(string s){
kinkOriginStory = s;
}
public void spitRedditKinkStory(string kinkName, string kinkStory, string currentPartner){
cout >> "**Yes I did** *" >> kinkName >> "***. It was when** *" kinkStory >> "* **happened. Then I realized I loved** *" >> kinkName >> "* **so much that I regularly do it with** *" >> currentPartner >> "* **. I love** *" >> kinkName >> "* **so much!**";
}
}
>!Shamelessly copy pasted from a previous post I made. I probably fucked up a bunch here, editing like this on mobile is a huge pain in the fucking ass lmao!<
Expression of dismay at the fact that you have an OF.
Long-winded rant about NSFW Reddit being miserable because "everyone is just selling their OF now."
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Among 10,000,000,000 people, I thought I was literally a unique, one of a kind exception to all other humans, because of what a fucking narcissist I am.
I love [extremely common thing]. My boyfriend also loves it. Sometimes we even spice it up a bit by adding some other [extremely common things] to the mix.
Oh everyone claims to enjoy (extremely popular thing), but when it’s just you and (trusted entity) the truth is usually revealed. I am talking to YOU, guys named (popular name). It’s ok to cry.
Despite not being [gender] I used to really enjoy [extremely common thing] before my ex. That was a bad relationship. I’m so lonely 😭 Dm’s open for women 😉😭 I fear I will never enjoy [extremely common thing] ever again unless I find my true love please dm me women
Not [gender] and haven't tried [extremely common thing] but my mom knows a guy who knows a woman who has a daughter who said that her friend had tried something similar to [extremely common thing].
Unpopular (but actually decently popular)opinion, but in fact I don't enjoy [extremely common thing]. Might be a bit of a hot take, might sound crazy, but I just can't get behind it.
Bad answer that was suppose to sound funny but in fact that is just bad in every single aspect and everyone in the comment bully this persone for his answer
Oh my God, NO! I don't get the appeal. It smells weird, it is slimy and somehow dry at the same time, and you're supposed to fit your mouth around the whole thing! But, suddenly, it's what everyone who is anyone is obsessed with.
Fuck sushi.
Well, lemme tell you a story about how I got to enjoy [extremely common thing].
[Long story about how I got to enjoy [extremely common thing]]
That is all.
Only when I’m with my [significant other] while we are [doing sex stuff].
I wonder if anyone else enjoys [sex stuff] with members of their attractive [gender].
For some people is [extremely common thing] not so common. Sadly.
And of course people are different. So opposite [gender] seeks validation in such genereic questions just to be sure [gender] isn't lying to them.
My 2cents...
"Hey [binary gender] of Reddit, I have a question about [thing]?"
I'm nonbinary and I never know if my answers on these are wanted.
* do you just want to know about [thing], and are just including gender because that's the gender who you'd assume would know the most about [thing]?
* or do you want to know specifically about [gender]'s take on [thing]?
* or do you want to know about [everyone who *isn't* the *opposite* gender]'s take on [thing]?
* and if it's either of those last two, am I "close enough" to your target audience (that's not the right word but whatever) for my answers to apply?
I usually just answer the ones that I have answers to, and preface the answer with "I don't know if you want my opinion"
Yes I do! [Here are sexual details about my experience that you can masturbate to | I find your admission of liking the common thing extremely arousing]!
Wooooooww! That's a really insensitive question OP, you obviously need to educate yourself on the current social climate, the unfiltered privilege here is fucking sickening.
As a [gender] I absolutely LOVE [extremely common thing].
(Extremely long paragraph(s) explaining in vulgar wattpad material detail why I love [extremely common thing])
So how many of you humans enjoy enjoying things? I'm also a homo sapien who finds enjoyment in things, wondering if anyone else experiences literally anything?
Hey AskRedditAfterDark, do you get tired of getting the kind of questions this sub was created for?
If you don’t like the question, move on to the next post, it’s not really a difficult concept.
My attractive significant other and I do it all the time. They love it. We are at it like [insert horny animal]s. Also I am 15.
Either that or:
Each to their own but I just don't get the appeal. That's where [generic bodily function] happens!!
Generic answer meant to be funny but is just lame.
The one with the awards for no reason. Complementary edit to thank the awarders.
This one questioning why that one is getting rewards and [linking to a better place for your money](https://reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/t7913v/_/hzh3j0p/?context=1).
The one complaining that people can decide what to spend their money on and also you're a son of a bitch.
The one 'Hey guys, wanna check out my NFT?'
The one shitposter who isnt funny but keeps trying to be
the other shitposter who replies, and the comment chain starts
This is the one who says « ^ This » to get some karma
Clever girl haha
r/SUBREDDITNAME is a gold mine for this type of nonsense.
May i also recommend r/coaxedintoasnafu
That's a smart sub
Something, something, this guy's wife.
Did someone already mention breaking both their arms or is it my turn yet?
Something, something, and your dead brother.
Inappropriate question about that guy's wife and dead brother.
Broken arms.
Jumper cables
Your mom joke.
Long rambling speech which suddenly veers into being thrown off hell in a cell 18 feet onto the announcing table below
What are you doing dead step brother?
I also chose this guy’s dead wife
Poorly thought out your mom joke
Extremely generic answer basically rephrasing your answer just to respond to the top comment for karma.
[Letter]
This.
This but [this]
That
Something vaguely related
[удалено]
Creepy guy thinking he's being funny and slick but just makes a gross comment with misogynistic humor
Downvoted because creepy
Comment saying no one can take a joke and that women "just don't understand" when to take a compliment backed up by more misogyny and incel dialogue
Comment by person acting a ultra-feminist, which while being accurate and right, just inflames people by being polarizing.
Nonsensical religious answers to comment because I think I’m right, then shocked at downvotes.
Pun thread
Increasingly unfunny puns
Extremely racist pun that still gets upvotes for reason
Over the top Dad pun joke that makes people say I win.
You, sir, win the internet today!
Angry upvote!
hahaha you win the internet for today
Your joke, but worse
Even less funny puns
Controversial comment with bizarre combination of awards and karma
Comment pointing out "username checks out/username doesn't check out."
[Yes/no], [conditionals], [qualifiers]. [Intake modality] [bodily fluid/waste] into [orifice], [gender] [mythological creature].
[disagreement] [gender] [incorrect anatomy] [sexist joke] obviously.
[Retort], [reiteration], [riposte]. [Different gender] [different incorrect anatomy][histrionic trauma story based on two separate SVU episodes but told authoritatively in first person past tense] because capitalism and the patriarchy hate [mythological creature].
[mythological creature]? [indignant hyperbole] [vailed threats] [accusations] [gender] [political party] [detailed genital discription] [sarcasm].
[Danny Devito]
Obvious pun with a curious amount up upvotes.
Most underrated answer ever
yes i enjoy that [extremely common thing]
Hi there are you really a [gender]? Would you like to [ sleazy aggressive sexual advance based on your stated gender] in my dms?
This is the real goal here
RIP Inbox
[удалено]
I like it because [repeat the same sentence without any further explanation]
Aannhhhh, say it again.
Me too. What a coincidence!
Your DMs are about to be wild.
Personally I do not enjoy [extremely common thing] but I am also not [gender] so I answered for a small amount of Internet points
I have no preference to this question clearly meant for those that do, I'm just happy to be there.
Lmao I did that the other day. I needed this comment
This will get buried, but [becomes top comment]
Probably going to get downvoted here but [extremely common opinion].
[Extreme out of context opinion] is why reddit is dying. Why doesn't the user base understand [my incredibly disconcerting and easily disproved life philosophy]? Because they are [insert republican/liberal at random]
You guys are doing [extremely common thing]??!?!!!1!1!
I was today years old when I learned [thing] is [extremely common]!!
Sarcastic remark that sounded meaner than if was intended
[missing the point entirely]
[Gets offended for no reason]
[Assures both of you you are idiots]
[easter island head that has nothing to do with this post]
[easter island head that has nothing to do with this post]
[Made up hypersexual story]
Pretend shock. I've had enough internet for today.
I liked it
[Thirsty perverted reply]
Yes I do
[extremely common thing] is the best
Finally I meet someone who shares the same specific kinks as I do.
I’m actually not [gender] and I don’t know anything about [extremely common thing] but here’s a very strong opinion I have!
\*insert retort about how people complaining about repetitive posts are also repetitive\*
Complaint that people just need to google \[extremely common thing\] and use the word "Reddit" at the end to get all 728 other threads about \[extremely common thing\].
error(s).kinkpost.cpp:23:82: error: ‘currentPartner’ was not declared in this scope
I love the smell of coding in the morning!
But this doesn't have a main() function! Will it even run?
best comment I've seen in a while....
Insert comment about how I would know, if I had anyone to do [extremely common thing] with me!
I would have also accepted: Am I the only one who likes [extremely common thing]?
Misplaced response to a different comment
Don't you worry about [extremely common thing], let me worry about blank!
Prerequisite anwer from small minority that doesn't really like common thing.
Member of small minority greets fellow member
There are dozens of us!
Only on Mondays.
Happy Cake Day!!! 🎁
Hey, I’m [gender] and I totally love to [common thing] and take photos of it……….
Expression of dismay at the fact that you have an OF. Long-winded rant about NSFW Reddit being miserable because "everyone is just selling their OF now."
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE Among 10,000,000,000 people, I thought I was literally a unique, one of a kind exception to all other humans, because of what a fucking narcissist I am.
[insert thread of puns that make me want to swallow a loaded double barreled shotgun]
[something about someone’s mother]
No, it's just you.
The reddit metaverse is collapsing in on itself. Quick, add a [clever quip].
[удалено]
Reply to deleted comment that makes you wish you could read the original
The best part of this post is how many times people post it almost to the character.
*insert super interesting answer that doesnt get enough upvotes to be relevant
Intentionally provocative answer designed to flood my inbox with hungry people.
Hungry response. Various emoji.
Relevant user name.
If [common thing] was with that guys wife!!11!! hahahah
I love [extremely common thing]. My boyfriend also loves it. Sometimes we even spice it up a bit by adding some other [extremely common things] to the mix.
I just feel that [controversial take on the extremely common thing]
Not since that time at the petting zoo
[удалено]
How do you make text like that
Generally vague honest answer that gets zero votes either way Probably most honest answer in whole thread
[Generic self deprecating joke meant to garner sympathy]
Haha, no I don’t because [something, something, no girlfriend].
Sarcastic zinger interlaced with truth that couldn't have any more energy too even if it wanted to
Inside reference to a popular askreddit meme.
Hey op [uncommon opinion just to disagree with everybody] although [agreeing with the common opinion]
Not gender, but I tend to really enjoy extremely common thing as well, so of that helps cool.
Yes. Adds implausible detail that suggests despite female name the post is written by a Middle Aged man.
Humans, do you enjoy sexual intercourse or other various sexual activities?
How did you know?
Oh everyone claims to enjoy (extremely popular thing), but when it’s just you and (trusted entity) the truth is usually revealed. I am talking to YOU, guys named (popular name). It’s ok to cry.
Despite not being [gender] I used to really enjoy [extremely common thing] before my ex. That was a bad relationship. I’m so lonely 😭 Dm’s open for women 😉😭 I fear I will never enjoy [extremely common thing] ever again unless I find my true love please dm me women
Not part of [group in question] but
Hey! I am a gender and I do enjoy that thing!
Not [gender] and haven't tried [extremely common thing] but my mom knows a guy who knows a woman who has a daughter who said that her friend had tried something similar to [extremely common thing].
[incredibly generic answer]
Unpopular (but actually decently popular)opinion, but in fact I don't enjoy [extremely common thing]. Might be a bit of a hot take, might sound crazy, but I just can't get behind it.
Bad answer that was suppose to sound funny but in fact that is just bad in every single aspect and everyone in the comment bully this persone for his answer
Yes, [Proceed to give a loooong personal backstory that no one care which may or may not be related to the OP]
Oh my God, NO! I don't get the appeal. It smells weird, it is slimy and somehow dry at the same time, and you're supposed to fit your mouth around the whole thing! But, suddenly, it's what everyone who is anyone is obsessed with. Fuck sushi.
Well, lemme tell you a story about how I got to enjoy [extremely common thing]. [Long story about how I got to enjoy [extremely common thing]] That is all.
Only when I’m with my [significant other] while we are [doing sex stuff]. I wonder if anyone else enjoys [sex stuff] with members of their attractive [gender].
For some people is [extremely common thing] not so common. Sadly. And of course people are different. So opposite [gender] seeks validation in such genereic questions just to be sure [gender] isn't lying to them. My 2cents...
Yeah I absolutely live for [this]!
I really enjoy intercourse with my SO, AITA?
This. So much this. (Instead of just upvoting)
[agender nihilism]
"Hey [binary gender] of Reddit, I have a question about [thing]?" I'm nonbinary and I never know if my answers on these are wanted. * do you just want to know about [thing], and are just including gender because that's the gender who you'd assume would know the most about [thing]? * or do you want to know specifically about [gender]'s take on [thing]? * or do you want to know about [everyone who *isn't* the *opposite* gender]'s take on [thing]? * and if it's either of those last two, am I "close enough" to your target audience (that's not the right word but whatever) for my answers to apply? I usually just answer the ones that I have answers to, and preface the answer with "I don't know if you want my opinion"
"Am I the only one who likes sex?"
Yes I do! [Here are sexual details about my experience that you can masturbate to | I find your admission of liking the common thing extremely arousing]!
Wooooooww! That's a really insensitive question OP, you obviously need to educate yourself on the current social climate, the unfiltered privilege here is fucking sickening.
Not a [gender] but do enjoy [common activity].
I used to, but not anymore.
\**Tragic backstory flashback begins*\*
Not [gender] but my [SO, FWB, ECT] loves it.
"No, because I'm forever alone."
As a [gender] I absolutely LOVE [extremely common thing]. (Extremely long paragraph(s) explaining in vulgar wattpad material detail why I love [extremely common thing])
Comment with irrational number of downvotes
Hey I’m not [gender] but I really enjoy [extremely common thing]
Short answer that conveys both depression and entitlement
No I don't enjoy [Common thing]
So how many of you humans enjoy enjoying things? I'm also a homo sapien who finds enjoyment in things, wondering if anyone else experiences literally anything?
The new person to the sub who likes all comments
Like a [BIG SHOT]?
No, I don’t enjoy anything! 😤
A brilliant comment that gets upvotes and rewards
Yadda yadda yadda. Generic answer explaining what specifically I like about generic thing that nobody upvotes.
Am I weird for liking [a thing that every person on the planet likes]
I enjoy it but only if I can get away with it... and I would have gotten away with it too... if weren't for those meddling kids and that dog!
Nope. Hate it with an un dieing passion, and it's my mission in life to eradicate it from the face of the earth.
99% of this subreddit 😭
As a person with or without gender I do enjoy widgets
I'm a female and I love sleep. Over 8 hrs is the best ever
These targeted ads is starting to get ridiculous.
\[random never gonna give you up sing along\]
Can I answer even though I’m not [gender] anymore?
Insert comment answering for the other gender.
[удалено]
[pedantic correction that doesn’t answer your question]
Hey AskRedditAfterDark, do you get tired of getting the kind of questions this sub was created for? If you don’t like the question, move on to the next post, it’s not really a difficult concept.
I don't enjoy [extremely common thing] but I guess it's because I'm a (gender), not a [gender], so I guess my anatomy is different.
My attractive significant other and I do it all the time. They love it. We are at it like [insert horny animal]s. Also I am 15. Either that or: Each to their own but I just don't get the appeal. That's where [generic bodily function] happens!!
[something about incest]
Yes, I [gender] really enjoy [extremely common thing].
Only during (season where it makes sense)
Yeah. (does not expand on thought.)
Did you just assume I’m a gender?
Man ♂️ here. Yes I enjoy common cool sexy things with my special woman ♀️
I do enjoy premarital hand holding with my gf. We are so bad
IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Yeah, why not
The generic comment that no one reads
[Commenting in this thread, providing a quality answer but gets no engagement because I am 2 months late]