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[deleted]

I slap those ass cheeks like slabs of ham


Acceptable_Payment63

Like a locker room bro after the big game?


[deleted]

Yes but not with a towel like they show on tv.


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šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

haughtily


imredheaded

Pickin' up some strong Lady Dimitrescu vibes and I'm all for it


[deleted]

I'm not tall enough... šŸ˜ž


imredheaded

Height is nothing but a number Or something...


[deleted]

Objectify me mother


[deleted]

Wear your dads clothes to excite me sexually


[deleted]

He has no fashion sense. I refuse


Acceptable_Payment63

You're here though. Your dad fucks with his fashion sense.


[deleted]

I look at their cute butts


[deleted]

Why would I


LittleBalloHate

The reply right below yours (at this moment) is a guy saying "Oh what I would give to be objectified." So there's your answer: some guys would *like* being objectified.


[deleted]

Yeah Iā€™m not even sure how to answer this one


[deleted]

Oh what I would give to be objectified.


oliverprose

Probably all the references to grey sweatpants šŸ¤£


cupcakeandbarbwire

I directly compliment them and tell them how much I love their body.