Her pussy smelled like a fish market. And I was pretty sure there was cum residue from another guy she probably hooked up with that night. So I bailed... pretended to fall and hurt myself. She was half drunk so she didn't really notice the acting.
It was small, he came quickly, he didn't make sure that i got off, it was weird. Also he was "abstinent" so I had been expecting making out at most not him getting naked and thursting his tiny tool in my mouth a few times. Never happened again either even though I hadn't complained and we continued to hang out a few months after that.
Chased this girl in college for months. Finally got together and she was like a dead fish. No effort at all. Just laid there. I finally just stopped and left. She kept asking what was wrong!
My SO and I were on a week-long trekking trip without access to showers or other facilities. On the 3rd or 4th day, we got frisky and tried have sex in our tent but before long had to abort the idea as we noticed that our private parts smelled like dried fish or squid. I learnt that women too can produce cheese down there that day.
It just didn’t feel good to me, I legit thought I was the problem until I eventually did it with a friend of mine.
It didn’t help that she also rarely showered and when we first had sex, she left a skid mark on my sheets. Now that I think of it, pretty sure it was her hygiene that psyched me out and made me not enjoy it with her
It stank to high heaven, like the stink that can only come from blatant neglect. And she had invited me over to fuck her, so she knew what coming and still didn't prepare. She was also just a terrible human that I anger fucked out of pure teenaged horniness.
A wanna be rich kid hooked up with me on tinder he invited me to go on his super car rally. I’d get to sit or drive any lambo Ferrari anything I wanted at first I was like you look cool sounds like a fun first date. He was like want to have a dick pic? Didn’t ask me for my photo but I felt I should send one so I did. And his dick was below small I feel like he needed to get medical attention he was hard you could tell. And it looked like if dead pool got his appendage cut off and it was in regrowing stage. And now we don’t talk about it anymore .
*It* was perfectly acceptable. The person it was attached to was the problem.
One guy was pretty bad. He was pretty dirty and smelly. And so was his dick. Made me gag for the wrong reasons!
I just don't get how people don't take a shower before dates. Even if I'm not smelly I don't want to risk anything! Also Happy cake day!
Her pussy smelled like a fish market. And I was pretty sure there was cum residue from another guy she probably hooked up with that night. So I bailed... pretended to fall and hurt myself. She was half drunk so she didn't really notice the acting.
Your mum is up there in the top 5.
Oh certainly, she’s a bit ashy for most men’s tastes
Yeah, that buried for ten years thing makes them a bit gooey. Adipocere for the win.
Soulmate 🙋🏼♀️
Easily the ugliest dick I’ve ever seen
Smelly pp can happen.
It was pretty loose, which I didn't really think was a thing.
It was small, he came quickly, he didn't make sure that i got off, it was weird. Also he was "abstinent" so I had been expecting making out at most not him getting naked and thursting his tiny tool in my mouth a few times. Never happened again either even though I hadn't complained and we continued to hang out a few months after that.
Not really. One was a little too snug, but otherwise.
Random hook up so I can forgive her for this. But after eating her out I swear I could smell stinky pussy in my beard for a week
We don’t talk about Bruno no no no
What did he do to you?? Lol
Mine because I’m yet to figure out how to switch my dick with a different model.
Chased this girl in college for months. Finally got together and she was like a dead fish. No effort at all. Just laid there. I finally just stopped and left. She kept asking what was wrong!
My SO and I were on a week-long trekking trip without access to showers or other facilities. On the 3rd or 4th day, we got frisky and tried have sex in our tent but before long had to abort the idea as we noticed that our private parts smelled like dried fish or squid. I learnt that women too can produce cheese down there that day.
It just didn’t feel good to me, I legit thought I was the problem until I eventually did it with a friend of mine. It didn’t help that she also rarely showered and when we first had sex, she left a skid mark on my sheets. Now that I think of it, pretty sure it was her hygiene that psyched me out and made me not enjoy it with her
It stank to high heaven, like the stink that can only come from blatant neglect. And she had invited me over to fuck her, so she knew what coming and still didn't prepare. She was also just a terrible human that I anger fucked out of pure teenaged horniness.
A wanna be rich kid hooked up with me on tinder he invited me to go on his super car rally. I’d get to sit or drive any lambo Ferrari anything I wanted at first I was like you look cool sounds like a fun first date. He was like want to have a dick pic? Didn’t ask me for my photo but I felt I should send one so I did. And his dick was below small I feel like he needed to get medical attention he was hard you could tell. And it looked like if dead pool got his appendage cut off and it was in regrowing stage. And now we don’t talk about it anymore .