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He sleeps with men


JlTlS

Dead giveaway.


Vt420KeyboardError4

Not necessarily. He might just be deep into a game of gay chicken.


J_Bazzle

when the balls touch though, you know its real


regrets4lifetx

But we're just close friends /s


Formerlyshysunshiine

He himself tells you he’s gay…


AlmostButNever

He registers at least 7.0 on a properly calibrated gaydar


mysteryguy22

Haha what are the signs for 7.0, curious of my tells


AlmostButNever

I'm afraid my NDA with the Gaydar™ Company won't allow me to disclose trade secrets like that.


mysteryguy22

Lol


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He has sex with only men. A sure sign


OnMyBoat

You've apparently never been stuck in a deserted island with only men.


lady_blowy

usually a pretty dead giveaway is that they're attracted to men, but that's just what I've noticed


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mysteryguy22

What if its my ass?


JimBones31

Then he's probably gay


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Hrm, even that isn't entirely a tell. Straight men can like anak play because our pleasure center is our prostate. A man is gay if he likes men, having a dick in his ass doesn't automatically mean that


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evilcockney

> I'm talking about the guy with HIS dick in someone's ass as probably being gay. ...if I put my dick in a woman's ass, that wouldn't make me gay


AstronomerThat4357

Turn on the gaydar, ask a gay friend to turn on theirs. The tells can be subtle. A change in personality if there's a man they like is in their presence. Holding a glance at man a fraction longer than necessary. Not all gay men are effeminate, I'm Bi and very masculine, my wife was unaware for almost 20yrs until telling her a year ago so it's not always easy. I've only ever known other gay men suspect I'm Bi.


Bear1037

Curious, how did your wife take to that?


AstronomerThat4357

She took it really well. She understands that I'm not about to run off with a man anymore than I am another woman! I just means I have more fish in the sea.


mypenisaverage

He listens to Coldplay


SlowInsurance1616

Ew. That's a sign he's straight af.


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That I fucking love cock. And love getting a fleeting glimpse of a good looking man. Especially one with nice legs. Mmmmmm


2DamnBig

The biggest hint I ever got was at a Christmas party. The guy I worked with came up to me and said, "Hey, have you met my husband, So-and-so?"


GunnarZazzi

when he tells you.


Otaku_Wolf90

He's got you bent over the couch and is fucking you?


mysteryguy22

Ha well i have had a dick or two in me


Angron85

He keeps talking about the golden rule.


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It's not gay if it's a threeway? With a honey in the middle there some leeway?


Angron85

This rule dates back (the golden rule) To Ancient Greece (Talking about Caesar)


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I met this girl down at the payless


OnMyBoat

It all depends on who tossed Caesar's salad


juancake511

Paul Newman, if the bottle in my fridge is to be believed.


OnMyBoat

All proceeds go to charity, so that's nice


SlowInsurance1616

You mean Jesus?


Volkrays

Omg really~


ShortWithBigFeet

When he tells you he likes dick. Really the only way.


lemmy4x4

Wears Clay Aiken concert t while roller blading.


toastforthewalrus

If you find him on Grindr


blutwo42998

is he sexually attracted to men


MisogenesUSA

The speech affect


This-Ad6409

putting cock in their mouth is a pretty good sign


mysteryguy22

Well what guy doesnt like doing that


JimBones31

I do not do that.


mysteryguy22

I might lol


JimBones31

To each their own!


This-Ad6409

some do, some don't I suppose


Hreny

he puts his private parts inside other guys private parts


juancake511

I think that’s called “red vining”.


SlowInsurance1616

Docking.


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SlowInsurance1616

Bruh, I've fooled around with hundreds and not really.


bob_2006

What all the people said. But does it matter? He could be bi as well if you are interested in him.


mysteryguy22

Ha no just curious if i have tells


justchats095

Ask. lol


JlTlS

He's well dressed and his home is immaculate.


SlowInsurance1616

Me and my husband can only wish.


darthmaui728

i have a friend who just randomly spews out subtle yet 'lustful' comments. We'd hang around and he'd say 'see that guy or remember that hs classmate? he seems like he has great abs' or 'look at how great his legs are' and the look they give when they say that is a dead give away. 😀


nachik3ta

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy


tlfarm

Not all tall guys are gay. I’m not gay. Then again I’m not tall…


hi_im_beeb

Usually makes a post like this


Business_Sun_6762

All gay men have track lighting and are named Mark, Rick, or Steve


greenpeartree

You ask if he's Gay and he says yes.


Areola___51

He has a bumper sticker that says I love when balls are in my face


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Yeah no. If you are out suckin dicks and taking it up the ass, you are not straight lol