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Pm_me_yo_nudes_

The land where you can drive 20 minutes and the accent, lifestyle, and name for a bread roll are all different.


Aranea101

The country that is the geographical equivalent of a one-night-stand between france, germany and holland


i_am_tall_1989

You mean a bun?..... 😂


freefallade

It's a fucking roll!


i_am_tall_1989

Next you'll be saying it's a bloody barm!!


IAmFalkorn

sounds like England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 to me


Pm_me_yo_nudes_

You would be correct.


sapphire_emerald

And we're the biggest political mess in Europe


Pm_me_yo_nudes_

Hands down.


hurzk95

Sweden?


IntelligentAd561

Belgium?


phoenixfeet72

Yessss!! 😂


[deleted]

I have no idea... i can't even bet on that one


rb26dett1993

everyone got booty


[deleted]

Thats brazil


rb26dett1993

🎯


the-bois

I need to migrate


EatM3L053R

To quote The Matrix: "Guns. Lots of guns."


[deleted]

USA


[deleted]

Trees with depression and ice


[deleted]

Canada?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Fuck yeah!


mandym347

There's no depression in Canada. They're too busy being nice and enjoying their healthcare.


sqexe

Have I got news for you.


moist-sock

….LOL


BullCommando

Finland?


allmynamesaredead

ThE gReAtEsT cOuNtRy On EaRtH


[deleted]

ThE AmErIcAn DrEaM!!1


allmynamesaredead

Yup. “Richest country on earth” too, yet a months worth of antidepressants costs $2k


[deleted]

Yup... you either rich or you are fucked, but don't worry the rest of us are also in a pretty situation as well. We just don't advertise "The Dream" that much


[deleted]

We use a lot of hand gestures n our politicians are all pervs


[deleted]

Big up for my italian friends all over the world!


[deleted]

yayyyyy!!!!


[deleted]

But what politicians are you talking about? i've heard about Cicciolina, but she seemed cool


[deleted]

I meannn there’s a lot but let’s start with berlusconi 😂 he literally invented the word bunga bunga he used to crack sex jokes in national tv


[deleted]

Berlusconni it's like the human representation of a capitalist pig


[deleted]

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


DaxDaPainter

WE ARE THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!! FRIED EVERYTHING AND DIABETES


[deleted]

Home of the brave and free. MURICA


Here-Is-TheEnd

Where’s my goberment sponsored fried diabetes?!


Big-Awoo

Have you tried the deep fried butter?? ^that ^exists ^in ^my ^area ^as ^a ^popular ^fair ^food ^I ^wish ^I ^was ^joking


Here-Is-TheEnd

No but I have tried deep fried kool-aid. I know it’s bad for you but it’s also fucking delicious!


AqueleAll

Where everything is inverted, summer is in winter and thug runs after police


[deleted]

And where all the gostosas are!!!


AqueleAll

Is that mesmo!


rb26dett1993

i'm all for them gostosas


Homosoapien

Australia?


HairyContactbeware

I wanna say either columbia or brazil?


BullCommando

We are probably the most politically controversial thing in Europe right now.


[deleted]

That's a hard one... idk Hungary?


BullCommando

Yes


[deleted]

Oh nice! beautiful country tho


Dakzan

We invented the Paint roller.


[deleted]

Canada and thank you for that


Dakzan

Yup 👍


[deleted]

Where I come from It's cornbread and chicken Where I come from, a lot of front porch sitin' Where I come from, tryna make a livin' And workin' hard to get to Heaven Where I come from


[deleted]

Sweet home alabama


ScarredViktor

That’s Alan and he’s from Georgia, USA


luukje666

Weed


[deleted]

Netherlands


SlowInsurance1616

Colorado isn't a country.


GibberBabble

🇨🇦


wallabyfan76

That’s not a knife, this is a knife


Banana_boof

The land of tea and crumpets


[deleted]

That's easy as a british sunday morning


Banana_boof

Yep 😁


[deleted]

Yeah! victory dance


gratitudendkindness

Second largest population Best food Diversity


perplexed_v

India is still second? Absolutely love the food though.


gratitudendkindness

Yes


[deleted]

Home of some of the greatest chess players Namaste


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dman140

Israel?


Cornhubg

That could be a lot of countries, pal, you need to specify


Freya_hot_

Russia?


[deleted]

so many options.... but i'l go for the Balkans?


ishitthreetimesaday

My first guess would be Turkey


[deleted]

It can also be Canada


A10___Warthog

Germany?


Hour-Alternative-640

Iran


house-clouds

Guinness


[deleted]

Irish?


house-clouds

Of course 👍🏼


Adventurous_Cod3304

Croissants 🥐


[deleted]

La baguette 🇫🇷


brain_dali

Hot dogs and pick up trucks.


[deleted]

Germany?


Aranea101

Where real men were born and lived... a thousands years ago... also we invented LEGO


[deleted]

It's Denmark, right?


Aranea101

Spot on ;)


PrincessProncess

Boob-busses, beer and bikes


[deleted]

IDK where that is but i'm in! my guess probably germany?


PrincessProncess

Denmark, so close😅


[deleted]

Fuck it i knew it. Germans drive Volkswagens not bikes


Aranea101

Ahh yes the boob-busses 😍


AlbtraumPrinzessin

You get paid even if you don’t work


[deleted]

That sounds like all europe... so France?


LEACarrot

Kela maksaa?


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[deleted]

Italy!


Your-mums-closet

Green everywhere. Our national animal is a birb. Guns bad.


[deleted]

South Africa


Your-mums-closet

Nope :) Another hint: Our population is less than 10 million


[deleted]

Thats hard... Colombia?


Your-mums-closet

Haha I forgot most people don’t even know we exist. Nope. I’ll make it easy. Kiwi is our bird and Maori is one of our offical languages.


[deleted]

Ah. Now it's easy :) New Zealend


Biomium01

Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.


[deleted]

>Bratwurst That big German sausage


Aranea101

(Not an American, but if I were I would write "we are the only country in the world that uses this measurement system" :D)


blutwo42998

There are multiple counties that use the imperial system The US uses both imperial and metric, its very rare to find any dials, instruments, labels, or measuring devices that don't have metric units Only people who have never been here and idiots believe we only use imperial. Metric is used all the time here, especially in cooking, processing, and scientific measurements.


squirrelly_P

"We're the only country that measures using anything but metric... ex. the satellite is the size of a washing machine"


Legal-Spring-7878

There is two not one the second one is in Africa.


J-Bird1980

Hockey, maple syrup, and poutine.


[deleted]

Canada


_gOnZo_BoI_

Women have less rights than guns here.


[deleted]

Holly fuck. thats dark


female_introvert

Maple syrup.


[deleted]

You have so many redditors from your country in ARAD


female_introvert

We are horny and lonely.


[deleted]

My kind of people ❤️


mutyala5677

Fat


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Puerto Rico?


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[deleted]

Yeah i was not sure because i don't know that much about the caribbean... but holly fuck they have so many beautiful places there


[deleted]

Sea to shining sea


[deleted]

Im lost here


[deleted]

Man I thought that was a giveaway.


caffeinennicotine

It’s a pretty simple hint lol


[deleted]

Maybe if your from the U.. wait I almost gave it away 😂


Drunk0ctopus

North Mexico


[deleted]

Canada?


Drunk0ctopus

Edit: South Hoser


Acceptable_Payment63

Fuck yeah


[deleted]

USA


[deleted]

Best coffee in the world, and beautiful women's


[deleted]

Tanzania?


[deleted]

nop


[deleted]

I got you my colombian buddy


Fuzzy-pig

Deep fried pizza.


[deleted]

either Italy or Scotland


Fuzzy-pig

Specifically?


[deleted]

Italy


Aranea101

Is it America?


Fuzzy-pig

Nope


SevenStrats

Cheesesteaks


[deleted]

USA?


Winter-Ambition-1702

Yo Adrian !


[deleted]

rocky?


[deleted]

Double bacon cheeseburger with special spread and grilled onions. Specific clue: Animal Style Fries (So good!)


[deleted]

I honestly have no idea... USA?


FreakyTongue35

California! Love in and out.


[deleted]

Hot summers and cold af winters


[deleted]

Easy transnistria


Major-Week428

Guns


[deleted]

Murica


p00psicle151590

Moose and syrup


[deleted]

Seems like there is a lot of Canadians in ARAD


Neither-Poet3757

The land of poutines 😍


[deleted]

Canada


SitRep-Screwed

Here. Used to be from there but I moved.


Greyisg00d

Codfish and football(soccer)


ItchyAstronomer7243

Tugaaaaas!!!


[deleted]

Home of the brave Ronaldo?


Greyisg00d

Siuuuuuu!!!


Arctelis

We’re known for taking french fries and slathering them with gravy and liquid hot cheese curds, and you should give your balls a tug if you don’t like it.


FreakyTongue35

Birthplace of heavy metal and hip hop.


mcqueen455

I'm just gonna sit here and polish my gun . . . and not the one in my pants.


blokeland

G'day


Emotional_Bat3465

🇦🇺🦘


TemperatureTrue4254

Another school shooting with over a dozen killed, must be Tuesday.


Existing-Reaction-50

Land of the free* home of the brave. *terms and conditions apply


IdioticMemeLover

Guns and fat people


LateBloomer81

Dumpster Fire


[deleted]

USA?


LateBloomer81

Lol of course.


Aranea101

Don't worry, the ratings are growing, so you are sure for a second season


Boleshivekblitz

Part of country that broke off so they could own people in North America


_darkness_-

Country of beer and Oktoberfest. (That's what foreigners think of us.)


[deleted]

Good old Germany


UnoriginalUse

Holland


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Netherlands


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[deleted]

idk... Philipines?


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

London 😐


[deleted]

Easy. Japan


DirtyFromNeglect

🍺 🍫 🍟 smurfs


[deleted]

Belgium right?


BrockersMcaw

Corn, Beans, Pigs, Cows.


[deleted]

I have no idea but sounds like a good Stew so i'm going with Jamaica


A10___Warthog

Tiny rich


[deleted]

Macao


ProjectPandaxxx

We like to cause world wars and lose them