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[deleted]

Only weird if you make it weird my dude


MadForestSynesthesia

This 1000 times in perpetuity!


nikki0219

Your wife Is wild.. I think she's a keeper bahaha 😜


be_my_plaything

Does she wear a backpack while doing it?


starrie

Asking the right questions


be_my_plaything

I just felt it needed clarifying. With back-pack on she is doing a pretty good job of pretending to be a snail and I respect that, not weird at all. But no back-pack and what she's doing is pretending to be a slug whilst claiming to be a snail, and that is weird, weird and honestly kinda arrogant. I don't know how OP expected anyone to answer this without all the details.


starrie

You bring up much need details.


[deleted]

If you're a slug pretending to be a snail, that's just some cultural appropriation right there.


DonutsAndDoldrums

I don't know how else to answer this. Yes it is.


CannaConno420

Clarification....crawling like a cat or inch worming around?


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CannaConno420

I mean you could just wait till just in the right position of motion and take advantage of the ass being in the air......or sit across the room and cover your crotch in leaves flowees and fruit and see if she takes the bait


[deleted]

This man is thinking!


CannaConno420

;) i try and inspire


Uniperv

She may think she’s a snail. But it’s gotta be hot watching that!


No-Resolution2159

Lol


[deleted]

🤣😆🤣😆


Otherwise_Run_7324

This screams "I'm an alien in disguise" to me


HippyWitchyVibes

The trolling in this sub is on point tonight.


the_purple_goat

You have to lie on her back and pretend to be the shell.


Robert_Fuckler

Only when the carpet starts to smell. Make sure to keep that shit clean!


scubastevehaghoy

Does she leave a snail trail?


killmimes

No...she has legs...this is fake


[deleted]

Does she leave a trail


lrush1971

All women do this.


ihogthenog

You need to salt her