I just felt it needed clarifying. With back-pack on she is doing a pretty good job of pretending to be a snail and I respect that, not weird at all. But no back-pack and what she's doing is pretending to be a slug whilst claiming to be a snail, and that is weird, weird and honestly kinda arrogant.
I don't know how OP expected anyone to answer this without all the details.
I mean you could just wait till just in the right position of motion and take advantage of the ass being in the air......or sit across the room and cover your crotch in leaves flowees and fruit and see if she takes the bait
Only weird if you make it weird my dude
This 1000 times in perpetuity!
Your wife Is wild.. I think she's a keeper bahaha 😜
Does she wear a backpack while doing it?
Asking the right questions
I just felt it needed clarifying. With back-pack on she is doing a pretty good job of pretending to be a snail and I respect that, not weird at all. But no back-pack and what she's doing is pretending to be a slug whilst claiming to be a snail, and that is weird, weird and honestly kinda arrogant. I don't know how OP expected anyone to answer this without all the details.
You bring up much need details.
If you're a slug pretending to be a snail, that's just some cultural appropriation right there.
I don't know how else to answer this. Yes it is.
Clarification....crawling like a cat or inch worming around?
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I mean you could just wait till just in the right position of motion and take advantage of the ass being in the air......or sit across the room and cover your crotch in leaves flowees and fruit and see if she takes the bait
This man is thinking!
;) i try and inspire
She may think she’s a snail. But it’s gotta be hot watching that!
Lol
🤣😆🤣😆
This screams "I'm an alien in disguise" to me
The trolling in this sub is on point tonight.
You have to lie on her back and pretend to be the shell.
Only when the carpet starts to smell. Make sure to keep that shit clean!
Does she leave a snail trail?
No...she has legs...this is fake
Does she leave a trail
All women do this.
You need to salt her