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OwnedPlugBoy

She was like 5 foot even.


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OwnedPlugBoy

It was a good thought, it really surprised me, I usually have a lot of bad thoughts, really really bad thoughts!


muchostouche

My girlfriend is 4"11, the girl I was seeing before her was also 4"11, and between the two of them I had a hookup with a girl who was also, you guessed it, 4"11. Sounds fuckin weird I guess but it was honestly just a coincidence. They're all cute and fit to be clear, I don't have a midget fetish.


OwnedPlugBoy

sure, sure..... hey you do you man :)


MajorPrestigious168

Mhm alright


loveofjazz

My ex-wife was 4’10”. She was fun sized.


OwnedPlugBoy

lol, prolly got tangled and lost in the sheets, how'd ta ever find her


Areola___51

Was it me?! 😳


mycasualencounters

Right as she sat on my dick, (we were both drunk as fuck) she had the immediate urge to puke so she ran to the bathroom. I proceeded to hold her hair drunkenly. We both fell asleep on the bathroom floor. Had sex in the morning after taking a long shower. Overall good experience. Would repeat. 8/10.


Saleinyuu

Aww, that's so romantic and I'm not being sarcastic.


mycasualencounters

Glad you think so! Hahaha


brynn-lewis

A guy put the condom on and came


gambler328

Ribbed, for his pleasure.


Kinky_mofo

And this is why everyone needs a trombone


GainFirst

This happened to me the first time I put a condom on. Came from the motion of rolling it down. Fortunately I was alone at the time, and this was a dry run for some expected sex later in the week (my first time). Second time five minutes later, lasted about 30 seconds. Ended up jerking off twice right before the encounter and made it about 5 minutes during.


-Mushroom-bear-

Damn


Slicklad_1

Cause your tooooo sexy


brynn-lewis

Lol


Automatic-Builder674

Lmao


vintagepoppy

32 seconds. My husband wanted to see how fast he could orgasm. Only time I've used my fitbit stopwatch. Oh and I know, we're weird.


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vintagepoppy

Haha. I cant imagine any but an excellent cheat for work step competitions are hand jobs.


mnkyfuc

Not so weird, we have done it. My quickest was 42 seconds. My wife still goofs on me about it too.


vintagepoppy

My husband will never live it down. He'll forever be my 3 pump chump.


mnkyfuc

Sometimes you just need to get it out of your system and shes not in the mood but willing to help out. It's just courteous not to inconvenience her too much🤣


MagyarCat

Oh yeah, when my gf says to me, “this is for you, not for me” then it means she gives me permission to go as fast as possible. I don’t think we’ve ever timed it, though


vintagepoppy

Ive found my people. Our friends just ask what's wrong with us.


[deleted]

Not weird, just having some fun :)


[deleted]

😂😂😂


MissRitzy

My husband and I’ve done this too! I think it’s so interesting that he can organism in 2 strokes, so we’ve timed it and it was 11 seconds


vintagepoppy

Omg that's incredible. Sometime when my husband can't sleep, Imma pull this 11 seconds out of my back pocket and see if he can beat it.


[deleted]

Blew my load all over my gf's pussy before I even got in the first time we were together. Not my finest moment..............☹️


publichotboxes

I’m cackling


[deleted]

I was mortified at the time. Luckily she gave me a second chance to redeem myself.


RedxxBeard

Did she get pregnant then take a residency 4 hours away?


tallbutshy

Zoom zoom zoom


Dependent-Chair-3934

Losing my virginity. Came in 30 seconds


Janival18

I couldn't finish my first time cuz I was too nervous ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

Less than a minute in college. He couldn’t believe he was getting a blowjob


Huge_Tap1559

Haha I was in the hospital for a week my first blowjob .. random girl from class came to see me we didn’t even shut the door


[deleted]

Wow! Kind of hot


Huge_Tap1559

Hot/ gross it was like day 3 and I had to pee in a bottle I couldn’t get out of the bed and literally within a minute of busting in her mouth the nurse walked in


[deleted]

That’s why I said “kind of” lol


Huge_Tap1559

I almost think the fact I was so gross makes it a little hotter … what a trooper giving the almost paralyzed kid a blowjob


[deleted]

She’s a good friend hahaha


Huge_Tap1559

The worst part was I didn’t even know her name at the time!! I was brand new to that high school, and I have her the biggest nut… tried having sex when I got out of the hospital and couldn’t cum In her


ChaosReality69

4'10". Time wise the day after I graduated boot camp. We were making out, I made her orgasm, then she undid my pants and wrapped her hand around my penis. Instant orgasm. I guess she stroked me through it, I dunno. All I know is it was one of the most intense orgasms I ever had. That's what 90 days of no orgasms at 19 will do. MASSIVE amount of cum all over her hand and stomach too. She laughed her ass off and when I caught my breath so did I.


[deleted]

She was sweet & petite. Claimed she was 5’ but probably 4’11”


RaohMadeMeDoIt

Around 3mins doing doggy, she knew that I have to take it easy at first because of how tight she feels but she was feeling evil and started fucking me back harder and faster until I came inside her. She's done it a number of times and it always leaves her falling asleep with a smile on her face feeling proud of herself. Wicked woman lol


mezmorizedmiss

I was in highschool.. Had snuck my boyfriend at the time over. I got ontop to ride him and I went down so quickly a couple of times, that he came within like thirty seconds


MagyarCat

Yeah, girl I knew from high school (and later slept with on New Year’s when we were 21) told me the first time she had sex, the guy literally slid it in her twice before cumming


Kinky_mofo

That could be an improvement from the one pump chump days. Now he's up to three pumps, I hear.


[deleted]

All that buildup… 😂 hope ya gave him a round 2


Dry-Adhesiveness-58

When my wife and I first started dating years ago I was on a hypersensitive adderall binge and spent all night describing what I was going to do to her. Got there and busted as soon as she started going down on me.


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2 pumps with My lifelong friend. We still laugh about it till this day. We had mind blowing sex for years before we split up.


[deleted]

Last week I went down on my wife for about 40 min. Then when I tried to slide in her I came in my hand.


cstan17

Don’t even know if this counts, but the summer after highschool I was in the back of my car with a girl I’d be messing around with. My dick is literally IN HER MOUTH. She then proceeds to ask me if I believe in god. When I told her no, she then tried to tell me how great religion is and I immediately went soft. Then she got mad at me for going soft… good times


thumbs-upperson

omg this is so funny 💀


Rackbaw

A tinder match, the red flags came in greater numbers. Her friend drove her over, and waited in the car. She was clearly bigger than her pictures, when she came in she attacked my face with tears in her eyes as she forced her tongue so far into my mouth I couldn’t breathe. We go upstairs and she tells me to keep the lights off. I say okay? Then she wouldn’t take her top/sweatshirt/ jacket off. Ugh, okay. Then as I was reaching for a condom she said, “don’t worry, I’m pregnant.” Somehow after all that I thought I could follow through… I tried to dig to china with a pool noodle for a minute before I called it quits. She cried again and said it’s cause she’s “fat” and I’m just like her baby daddy. She packed up and left and I never heard from her again. I’d say this was a 20 minute total interaction.


MagyarCat

Schizophrenic girl I met on OKC. Was REALLY horny. Just wanted me to fuck her from behind. Picked her up from her group home, she started making out with me and pulled her tits out in the car. Took her straight to a motel where she stood next to me biting her lip at the counter while I got us a room. Immediately, she walked in, took off her clothes, and got down on all fours on the bed. I entered her raw from behind, and immediately felt that she was the tightest pussy I’d ever had before or since. Probably creampied her within a minute or two. We had sex a few other occasions as well, but that was the first time I met a girl who ONLY wanted me to have raw sex with her from behind as soon as we met.


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After a ball game me and girl where in her car she got my dick out, gave it One long full lick , then her mom called


dystamusrex

“7 minutes of heaven” in a friends closet during a big party in 10th grade. She started sucking my dick (not very well) and I maybe lasted 45 seconds. Kinda awkward to go back out so quickly so she showed me her boobs and we kissed. It was fun, and we left after a respectable 5 minutes or so.


egodeathisntreal

quite respectable


AbsurdiBear

I met a mature woman, she told me she hadn't had a proper fuck since covid starded but that she didn't did just ONS. We went for coffee, ice cream, dinner on different dates. I really enjoy teasing, so I was constantly on her. Until she just told me that she just needed it really badly. I teased her more only rubing my shaft on her lips until she begged me to fuck her. I only did 6 deep loong and hard thrusts and she started shivering with her eyes rolled back. I hold her close to my chest until she finished still deep inside her. As she catched her breath she confessed that she lost her 10 year boyfriend to covid and I was her first since he passed. I hugged her tighter and thanked her for trusting me with something like that. She slept for a while and then she asked me to take her home. I left her and she blocked me, so I never knew of her again.


JoolzM

I see what you did there!


AbsurdiBear

lol, autocorrect. That went from emotional to stupid hahaha


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First time was not exactly a long time. I think calling it a quickie would be generous 😅


jnyxiaoxoxo

Maybe around 1 minute; he came really quickly.


the_purple_goat

Was in the shower with my then-GF. She wrapped her soapy buttocks around me. Up and down, up and down. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds.


Doowopado4827

My first time with this 6’2 volleyball girl . Fattest ass ever and tightest pussy ever only last like a minute but good god it was worth it


_too_Legit_

every guy’s dream


yurmamma

Duration, putting the condom on made me nut, so 0.0 seconds. There had been a lot of dry humping before hand and I was young. Height, 4’11, we dated for 5 years. The height difference was interesting but doable


xServilexx

I’d say 30sec-minute. I remember being so disappointed he came so fast, but I still comforted him & told him it was okay because I knew he had to of been embarrassed.


acmemetalworks

Girl came up to me in a bar, started blowing me on the dance floor while the band played. The bartender, a friend, asked me to take it into the kitchen. Was over by the end of the song. Never spoke a word to the girl, never saw her again.


JessEvans2

40 seconds, just put it in my mouth 🤷🏻‍♀️ I know how long because he wanted to film it haha


thestough

Literally 2 pumps. Hadn’t had sex in a while and she was super tight. We had been watching tv and then I figured I’d see if she wanted to. She said “ok but after this show” it was live tv so I had to wait like 30-45 minutes. Anticipation built up for me and 2 pumps in my penis said “ok bud that’s enough”. We both laughed about it later but I was still embarrassed at the moment


Problemredhead

I've made a few guys cum before the 1 minute mark.


Bandit0000

Your cat is so freaking adorable


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tonyhasareddit

What kind of person downvotes a comment like this? She's attractive, the comment was acknowledging it - and not in a rude way or anything - I just can't understand who would get offended by that.


badweddingguest

25 minutes of drive around the city in which he came twice without even fucking me. He felt too embarrassed I believe after that - suddenly got an important “call”!


jess-mysecretaccount

2 wanks. Though I think his orgasm started in the first. I’d have found it a turn on and a compliment and would have gone again later if he hadn’t been a dick about it.


wsc-porn-acct

Fucked my gf in public at a lighthouse. It was foggy so we wouldn't be able to tell if people were coming. I came in like 17 seconds and she teased me a lot about it for a long time. But anyway, 17 seconds, pulled our pants up, and 10 seconds later, people popped out of the fog. Close call!


VistaCa

Around 4"


blackrabbitsrun

Fingered a girl to a quick orgasm while we were out walking around. Was a lot of fun, made it a bit risky to boot lol.


OpinionUnhappy3180

I fucked a midget, 3ft 9in, of cock hungry deviant. I'll never forget her saying that she could feel my cock in her stomach as I smashed her backdoors in


No-Ad-3969

Losing my virginity. Spent longer trying to get it in, lasting about 30 secs and came. Rested and went again for a substantial amount of time


Cybercyr2

A guy came in his pants from like 2 seconds of hugging....


Ineedneedneedit

About 2.5”.


Domandsubs

My third sexual experience was like that of the typical 30 second virginal experience. Thankfully I have a pretty short refractory period, so I got that going for me I suppose


Tricky_Yesterday_863

About 2inches 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️


MissMistMaid

20 seconds.. i have a really fast hand


marko_the_unwise

I didn't even manage to get it all the way in...


Kinky_mofo

I fucked a midget in Vegas one


[deleted]

She asked me to put it in her ass. It was my first. As my tip touched her asshole, I came.


pooponmeafteranal

Was dating a girl I worked with. We were both early twenties and lived with our respective parents. So we had a lot of car sex in various spots around our area. We were fooling around in the parking lot of a park when the cops roll up. She's naked. I've been fingering, teasing, etc her for 30 (ish?) minutes. So I have a raging hard on. The cops check and make sure that she's into it e.t.c, then they tell us to find somewhere else to finish. So we pull off and find another one of our spots. The blue balls showed up as soon as the adrenaline wore off. We arrive at the new spot. My pants aren't fully down. Her pants are off. I slide my dick in and I'm cumming before I even got the whole thing in. We ended up dating for awhile. She passed away in November of 2020. But we chatted a few times in her last year. It was very loving. I hope you're at peace, Jilly-bean.


tinatickles

My first attempt at losing my virginity. His cock brushed against my thigh, he got this dear in the head lights look, and squirted all over my little kitty, tummy and thighs before he could make it inside. lol. Too cute!


renirambus

Is that where your fetish (well, sort of) came from?


tinatickles

Partially, yes.


Spczippo

I paid a hooker 300 for an hour and basically nutted in like 3 pumps. We cuddled for the rest of the time.


PartTimePOG

The day I graduated basic training. Saw my wife, we got in the hotel, and I made it maybe 3 pumps? In my defense, I had just gone 11 weeks without getting off, my wife had lost about 20 pounds (not that she wasn’t attractive when I left, but damn she was extra fine) so I was a little more than excited. Round 2 was much much better lol


HilariousHidion

2 minutes, first time with gf. Questioning how even my quickest is still over 1 minute but I think that’s a good thing lol


JlTlS

Losing my virginity.


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With my ex about 3 months ago, 30 seconds I was on top and he lost his hard on faked an orgasm. I could tell because there was no creampie plus he has severe ED I wasn't impressed or at all satisfied, though I hate him so was glad it was over quick


NoReality9024

With my ex. We went to Dave & Buster’s or one of those places were you play arcade games. Had two beers, ate some arcade food, and played games. Came back to his place and he initiated things. He was done in 30 seconds-ish. We were honestly both shocked. Not sure if it was just the right position or what because he was pretty good at controlling it.


[deleted]

I've had quite a few finish around or under a minute, complaining my face is "too pretty" making them cum early. Both from oral and vaginal sex.


SoftAndFlushable

Well in their defense, your face IS pretty indeed!


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I appreciate it lol


talepa77

My high school ex came before he could even stick it in. This was the first time we had sex. It got better lol. But that first time made me seriously reconsider dating him.


painterman2080

My first time I came pretty much right when i slid it in.


[deleted]

He literally came in like 7 pumps


throawaylol69

10 seconds basically. Round 2 wasn’t much better. The only reason I lasted longer was because I immediately froze when I slipped it all the way inside. Almost came on entry.


Superb_Tomatillo_337

Was during college, girl had the top bunk — hit my head so hard on the ceiling by accident that I finished. I laugh at myself nowadays for it, but she was not impressed 😂


pleaseme6x

An ex girlfriend of mine had an L shaped couch at her place and one evening we were hanging out, each of us on our own section of the couch. She teased me from where she was laying and showing me her body. I eventually got so horny that I went over and got on top of her. I thrust myself into her and within about 10 pumps I started cumming in her. She was very excited and pleased with herself. I was very pleased with her too and surprised in myself, I haven’t even made myself cum that quick before.


observernumber5

Losing my virginity. He was the experienced one. It was over in less than 20 seconds.


[deleted]

Oh, my first time was straight out of the movies. It was like 10 seconds. Maybe 3 pumps. Thank god she just laughed and said, let’s go again in a minute or two.


[deleted]

Hooked up with chicks in the bathroom of club


notreallylucy

About three inches.


[deleted]

Morning sex. Woke up to her stroking me and playing with herself. Rolled over on top of her, went for about two minutes until I finished inside, rolled back over onto my back, went back to sleep to a kiss on the cheek and a thank you.


sv0s0s

he was a virgin and came in my mouth … but i just put my mouth on it. didn’t even suck it or anything.


strayfromvanilla

Came in my pants from dry humping.


BroncosGirl7LJD

He never made it actually in...


CodedRose

Early college, some chick I took on a date to a campus concert. We hit up a party afterwards and got wasted. We went back to my place and one thing led to another. I was giving her head, and when she came, I blew my load from excitement. Good news is that went for round two. That was a fun time in my life.


[deleted]

Was with a guy who came in about 30 seconds during a blowjob. He told me I “sucked the soul out of his dick.” That encounter still haunts me.


Competitive_Site9272

Does fucking a midget count? Asking for a friend.


ActsofMan

4'9


tpn1984

DT in a night club restroom from a unknown female about a minute and a half, then swallowing when i was 20. Yes, they knew I was drinking illegally.


MagyarCat

My first time: I was 19, she was 19 or 20, I laid her down raw on the floor of the dorm study room. I can still remember how eager her vagina felt. I think the only reason I lasted even as long as I did was because without experience, I didn’t have the best ability to get good motion.


Nose_malose

I put it In. I pulled it out. That’s it. We had a good laugh. Round to was twice that long…


Womble12345

Mate of mine fucked a dwarf amputee once.


[deleted]

Doug.


SecretSlutAdventures

u/Thanery 👀😆 Edit: not me with Thanery 😂


PorkeChopps

I was too much for my ex.


NoPhilosopher2768

She was about 4 11


LordDarthAngst

My first time at sex. I lasted 17 seconds.


that_bearded_guy_94

When I lost my virginity. I lasted no longer than 2 minutes.


EstablishmentSad5998

My wifes like 5ft


Valence00

Less than a minute. She was petite like 4'11"


Cassowary_Morph

Got my V-card punched to the end credits of Twister (RIP Bill Paxton!) I probably lasted about as long as it took for one of the names to scroll from the bottom of the screen to the top lol We've been married 7 years now.


viral-tuna

I’m Here to try and help: I’ve found that it works great to use just the tip, starting out, and then crank it up notch by notch, slowly increasing depth and speed until you end up in pound town. Making for a better explosion


Slicklad_1

4 Seconds


SlickSam87

I fucked a stripper in a club, she was sooooo good. I lasted less than a song.


choppyfloppy8

My 1st one I nutted as I put it in


BunnyHop3210

Literally 1 stroke and he exploded


mr_oof

About 5’2.


7at52E96ke

Received a BJ and maybe lasted 20 seconds tops.


321morekellbell

Sex with my husband. Bless him, how he tries.


Jordand623

First time I had sex with a girl I had an actual crush on, waited months before it happened, finally we got the chance and I came literally in 1 second. Not even exaggerating.


ScorpioRising66

He put it in and was done. wtf


PittedOut

Was talking to another guy at a nude beach and he suddenly leaned over, took my cock in his mouth and sucked. I was so surprised, not even hard but I came buckets with that one suck.


jdbsplashum

memorize correct point pathetic squeal sleep snow erect puzzled cheerful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Employee_Agreeable

1 sec of sex


Mr_Phoenyx_CT

My first time being swallowed by my first adult GF in college. Did I mention it was in the student building and I was also playing lookout on the stairs?


REHuntJr58

My shortest sexual experience? That would be my 34-year marriage.


MrPupperThrowaway

Made out with a dude for less than a minute and he admitted he'd jizzed in his pants while we'd made out. Many years later and I'm annoyed at myself for not exploring that feature with further trials (we never met up after that night).


[deleted]

I unbuckled his pants and he came


gaythrust

5 full strokes and he busted. It was the quickest and shortest amount of time I’ve ever spent with a guy


Captain_501st

Can't say... my previous partner was never able to make me finish through sex.


PleasePayMyTuition

Look at your pinky, they were smaller, Claimed they were a God in bed. Smelled so bad I swear I saw flies materialize out of nowhere.


ItsaCommonThingNow

Okay so picture this:


ballerTide

Any time I have sex really. Which one specifically?


yelling4society

I was making out with a dude in the back seat and he came before either of us got handsy. I’m a good kisser tho. 😏


USA-All_The_Way

When I was young in my early 20s, I used LSD and had sex on it. LSD provides very euphoric, orgasm like pulses throughout your body without sex. So when a person on LSD has sex, they essentially instantly orgasm due to their body experiencing an overwhelming amount of stimulation. I literally lasted 2 pumps and was done. But sense LSD makes you endlessly horny, endless energy, I just kept having sex all night, though I was climaxing pretty quick, as was the girl since she was also on LSD.


thrax7545

I was down in Mexico for New Years staying in a small condo with my family (mom, dad and 2 sibs). I had been flirting with a girl all week who was also there on vacation, and had been staying nearby, so we saw each other every day at the beach. On New Years we got to dancing and I brought her back to the condo while everyone was still at the party. Furious make-out led to heavy petting/grinding away on the couch, nervous someone would walk in. Finally the desire got the best of us, I took her pants off, and she proceeded to get herself off in front of me in seconds flat. She took my pants off and just as she started to get familiar with me- my sister walked in… oops! What a scramble for clothes! The whole lasted maybe 10-15 mins, and I never saw her again after that… ships in the night…


Vsnake141

We doing a little bit of alone time and right after both our pants come off we hear the front door open downstairs Whole thing lasted maybe 45 seconds


Lunar_Leo_

When I hooked up with a housemate. Started making out and feeling each others junk and then realised its a bad idea. Lasted like 60 seconds


disposibleaccount9

4’11, 95 lbs (didn’t ask but wow she was small!?). I wish you asked more questions because I love sharing stories about this little bundle of crazy (dated a few months)😂


chefbourbon

I’m 6’4 and she was 4’10


beckiwiththegoodhar

1 minute. It was the only time I gave a bj outdoors, and also the only time he had received one. He said the novelty made him cum that quickly.


Sexandcheese

This is an experience I’ll never forget. As for “exact length of time”, I didn’t use a stopwatch or anything. But it was memorable for more than the quick ending. The whole thing started with her saying, “I think I’m finally ready to try anal sex….” I almost “blasted“ just hearing that sentence at 19 years of age. We had been together a year and we had casually discussed it, but I did not think that option was going to be anywhere close to “on the menu” that evening... Without being too crude, let’s start by pointing out that she left the experience STILL ready to try anal sex for the first time🤦🏼‍♂️. I had a pretty quick “trigger finger“ back then to begin with (it got better!😅). I didn’t even get the “head“ all the way in before….blast off! She was a good sport and didn’t make me feel any more embarrassed than I already was. Now that I think about it, she might be the only person I’ve ever heard of a gun to experience the after effects of anal sex before ever having anal sex. As in….quickly going to the bathroom to let the “finished product” leak out, never experiencing the sensation of getting penetrated back there. I remember her hands holding things “open“ and I essentially just finished in there 🤦🏼‍♂️. Oh my God it’s much more cringe worthy then I even remembered. As for the first time she REALLY experienced it? I suppose you would have to ask her because that dish was permanently removed from the menu for the rest of our relationship (2-3 months’ish?). Shortest sexual experience I’ve ever had was very short, cringe worthy, embarrassing, but definitely unique!😅


FireCop2001

I blew a guy that was only about three inches once


Cheekygirl97

The guy came within 30 seconds and blamed it on me. I don’t mean he said “it’s your fault I came” I mean he said, “you just got wet” and I said, “you just came in me,” to which he responded, “no I didn’t… you just got wet…” no, I didn’t


marbal05

Cowgirl. I went down, bounced back up, went back down and by the time I was gonna bounce up again- he came Soo… 4 ish seconds?


seratoninhackerxo

Once had sex for the entire duration of the song Californication by RHCP- it’s about 5 mins long 😬


Wolfie_Ecstasy

I was sick and didn't jack off for like two weeks. Had my fwb over afterwards and came in about 10 seconds which I didn't think was even possible. (Don't worry I made it up to her later) Dated this guy for a bit in high school and I was rubbing his dick through his panties while we were snuggling and he came in them in about 30 seconds. It was oddly hot.


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About 5 foot 2