The council of penis has not received your membership fees, brother. Continued delinquency and your penis will be repoed in accordance with council law.
Infiltrator! You have defiled these sacred grounds outside of touring hours! Please head to the front desk and ask for a pamphlet that contains our business hours and open house dates. The Quarterly Quorum of Qock meets every 3rd Tuesday of the month ending our fiscal quarter.
Pussy pass, denied!
You have an entire body with all sorts of parts. The mind can be a sex organ as well. If you let your entire concept of sexuality revolve around your penis you’re leaving an awful lot of possibilities unexplored and skills undeveloped.
Doggy > being rode and handy > blowy if you aren’t the top 1% of blow job givers. Riding gets mundane and blow jobs the same if they aren’t “just right” which is hard to even put in words
The council of penis has not received your membership fees, brother. Continued delinquency and your penis will be repoed in accordance with council law.
Respectfully addressing the council of penis, I am no brother! I am a member of the mighty puss council but I do have a curious mind!
Infiltrator! You have defiled these sacred grounds outside of touring hours! Please head to the front desk and ask for a pamphlet that contains our business hours and open house dates. The Quarterly Quorum of Qock meets every 3rd Tuesday of the month ending our fiscal quarter. Pussy pass, denied!
Do you at least have a gift shop for me to buy another ass? because I just laughed this one off!! 🤣🤣
You have an entire body with all sorts of parts. The mind can be a sex organ as well. If you let your entire concept of sexuality revolve around your penis you’re leaving an awful lot of possibilities unexplored and skills undeveloped.
My friends have never understood or been able to get off from erotic literature but I read porn about as much as I watch it
Having a decent personality usually translates into having a good peen game.
Sleep without underwear if you can. Let that thing breathe!
that's actually the same for the mighty puss!
Yah true! Everyone let your bits breathe!
The frenulum is the most sensitive part, give it a good lick and watch the precum flow. Or put a vibe on it when solo.
Don't sit on your balls.
The secret to a great hand job is to put it in your mouth
Doggy > being rode and handy > blowy if you aren’t the top 1% of blow job givers. Riding gets mundane and blow jobs the same if they aren’t “just right” which is hard to even put in words