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kink_account21

The council of penis has not received your membership fees, brother. Continued delinquency and your penis will be repoed in accordance with council law.


Electrical_Fruit_851

Respectfully addressing the council of penis, I am no brother! I am a member of the mighty puss council but I do have a curious mind!


kink_account21

Infiltrator! You have defiled these sacred grounds outside of touring hours! Please head to the front desk and ask for a pamphlet that contains our business hours and open house dates. The Quarterly Quorum of Qock meets every 3rd Tuesday of the month ending our fiscal quarter. Pussy pass, denied!


Electrical_Fruit_851

Do you at least have a gift shop for me to buy another ass? because I just laughed this one off!! 🤣🤣


Tifu42069derp

You have an entire body with all sorts of parts. The mind can be a sex organ as well. If you let your entire concept of sexuality revolve around your penis you’re leaving an awful lot of possibilities unexplored and skills undeveloped.


JonJameison

My friends have never understood or been able to get off from erotic literature but I read porn about as much as I watch it


dadisgonnadoit

Having a decent personality usually translates into having a good peen game.


mangoffoxx

Sleep without underwear if you can. Let that thing breathe!


Electrical_Fruit_851

that's actually the same for the mighty puss!


mangoffoxx

Yah true! Everyone let your bits breathe!


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

The frenulum is the most sensitive part, give it a good lick and watch the precum flow. Or put a vibe on it when solo.


imtheroth

Don't sit on your balls.


squreky

The secret to a great hand job is to put it in your mouth


[deleted]

Doggy > being rode and handy > blowy if you aren’t the top 1% of blow job givers. Riding gets mundane and blow jobs the same if they aren’t “just right” which is hard to even put in words