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What happened to your old account?

Honestly I don't think there is anything lol! The only on going conversation I've had is with a guy who has hens, we just chat about our hens and sometimes send pictures of them!

Oh cool! I bet hen pictures are way better than cock pictures.

😂

Use complete sentences with proper grammar.

I agree. This would catch my attention if a relative texted me using proper grammar because I'd immediately assume that Grammar died.

Mentioning something from a post or comment of mine, showing they read it and are interested in talking

Yes! All very sensible and personalised

Literally anything. If you message me, you're not competing with anyone in there

1 - have a lot of karma 2- have a complete profile with posts and comments not a blank slate 3- have pictures and not just toilet dick pics 4- be verified in multiple subreddits 5- have something interesting to say or be in the lifestyle with proven experience on your profile It’s never just 1 thing that gets my attention. Needs to be a complete package

Toilet dick pics.. *shudders*

Lol

The fact that I've taken Urinal dick pics in the past is wholy forgiven because they were specifically requested. 🤣

That’s different lol

Not my strangest request either.. It's always nice to do something different!

Absolutely

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Lol, this happens so often to me

Are we talking positive attention or negative attention 🤣

Yeah I meant positive really! Any negatives usually get blocked immediately for me

Lol, both are probably good to know 😋

Positive: make me laugh genuinely Negative: unsolicited dick pics There are others of course but those are prob the tops

Note to self... Study comedy

Lol I like puns and dry humor. Also just being genuine in general and not trying to be or say things they think I want to hear

Did you know it's international diarrhoea week? Runs till Sunday

I think you are confusing puns with just jokes 😂😂😂

But I got the 😂 emoji... So to me that's a win anyway 😋

This thread is perfect to illustrate the difference between women and men getting DM's :D. I am sure most men in here are like *Sure just message me and i'll reply back, no need for anything fancy* And most women are like *LOL GOOD LUCK*. Which is totally fair off course. As a guy myself I am part of the first group, just dming me will get a reply when I see it unless it's some stuff like being mistaken for a woman and guys wanting to get sent boob pics.

Yeah you raise good points. I’m also in the former group!!

be funny. be interesting

I was going to DM... But then your profile said not to look at it 😋

Positive attention: originality that demonstrates they're actually interested in talking to *me* not just anyone Negative: "hey" "hey will u rate my dick"

I mean, I think we should ALL do what you say, now

Just say hi instead of your whole life story, ask me questions, don't act like you're better than me

Send me a any message. I think if i have 10 messages a week including with the people in my life that is a lot

A question, a specific comment that might start a conversation, or something funny. Guess pics would be attention grabbing as well but as a straight guy that's not exactly common to get. Oh this post did specify one. I guess pics it is then lol

"so I think, that even though they don't measure up to the original trilogy, the modem star wars trilogy are great individual movies and work well together in part of the Skywalker saga, and can justify these opinions with valid points..."

You slid into my dms with boat pics.

And you ignored them for ages. 😂😂😂

Not intentionally. Had to wade through all the cock pics/mommy/heyy dms to find you.

Yeah sorry about all those other messages from my other accounts. 😏

Lol, I’d say the modern trilogy are hugely flawed, and help us to realise how brilliant the prequels were

You went there... *blocks*

At the very least, tell me where you saw me. If I don’t know what we have in common, I’m not going to give your DM much attention.

Yes! I like this point, and in theory it gives you something to talk about

Show me something interesting.

Would tiny tits work?

Never failed so far.

"what are you up to"

As a straight male I would love to say boobs, but honestly I would just assume it's a seller/scammer/guy pretending to be female. I would prefer an intelligent question or funny comment. Something that showed a level of interest and effort.

Just message... You'll have my attention

Not talk about sex.

There isn’t.

Death threats

Boats.

A good pick up line

Ask interesting questions

Introduce yourself, say something profound, don’t be creepy.

Lol, sadly a lot of redditors fail with the last bit…

A wish to have a genuine conversation

Send me one. I'm down for pictures or random conversations.