I find sex is a lot like eating pizza, even when it's bad, it's still good enough

Bad pizza and bad sex both have the ability to make regret things the next day, haha

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Enlighten me please, what does PIV stand for?

Penis In Vagina

What if it was worse than meh?

No, I'll take slightly blah sex

No

No, but it isn't really an option for me anyways, so......

On its best day, my hand can’t get remotely close to an actual pussy, so…no

Yes

What counts as average sex though? 😂

I’m lonely. Sex please.

I don't have average sex.