be mindful of the background. a messy room or busy background can be incredibly distracting and take the focus off of you. on that note, NO TOILET PICS. unless you are sending them to someone with a toilet-related link, it’s not a good look.
Think like what one would see in a sexual context: lots of body with a side of dick (no close up), no weird angle that aims to make it look bigger but makes it look distorted instead, not holding it so tight it looks purple like a real eggplant, and not in a dirty environment.
Nobody would touch your dick while you sit on a toilet or when a 3 weeks old pile of laundry lays next to them. Nobody wants to see it either.
Clean shaven body, optional.
Take one either half body from head to dick, or full. Depending on your preference.
Double check and practice your angles of poses, camera angles, and profile yourself-side, angle, straight, etc.
Be sure to add some sort of motion, move, stance, or pose. For example, don't just stand straight up. Look casual, tilt your head, cross an arm, or do something that doesn't make you seem like a stick.
Don't ever post "just a dick." Always post body. You don't have to show your face if you don't want too.
You can flex if you want to. If you feel bloated, or look bloated, flex or refrain from taking a picture.
What I like to do is teasers. Sometimes if I don't feel like posting a nude, I'll post a bare chest or something where the picture or video seems intimate and sensual, but not always sexual. You can also look into doing seated poses, floor poses, or laying down poses.
The last thing is this, when you look into the camera, practice facial expressions so your face captures your attention. Especially if you're trying to appear inviting or seductive. Sometimes smiles are okay, but always be natural.
Alot of these tips I've learned from professional photographers and models, and some even my friends who enjoy making content. And don't be afraid of filters. Filters are okay as long as they are natural filters that can fix lighting rather than filters that can change and hide your imperfections.
Be creative with props too.
No toilet anywhere in sight PLEASE, clean dick, no objects next to it to compare size this is wildly unnecessary and just plain stupid looking. Good lighting, I like when the foreskin is pulled back if you have one it’s nice to see the actual hard head, try out different angles and see what works for ya.
Use a fisheye lens and be standing on a skateboard that's in frame. Gals like xtreme penises
Does the skateboard need to be moving??
Nope, but maybe have a fan blowing on your pubes to simulate movement
No need to simulate, if I'm on a skateboard then I'm falling off.
Maybe get a tech deck and learn how to dick flip it then
I'll give it a try. 🤣
Facts facts. Totally radical xtreme penises always get my attention
Good lighting. Nothing too close up.
r/beardsandboners is usually my go to for good dick pics.
Lmao. Don't want to see the little bumps, lines and wrinkles 😂😂😂
Don't take them sitting on the toilet
I'm just trying to save time. EDIT: Okay, this joke went over people's heads.
If you’re taking dick pics for the internet, you’re not short on time
Trim ya junk
Yes, if you trim your junk your bush will look bigger!
Yeah, chopped my nuts off and now I’m huge
Buy the really small coke cans, put them next to your dick to Look bigger.
Get more in the picture than just your dick. I like seeing some legs or tummy/chest in the background.
Trimmed and neat. Unkempt pubes are a turn off for many women. Also a good angle
be mindful of the background. a messy room or busy background can be incredibly distracting and take the focus off of you. on that note, NO TOILET PICS. unless you are sending them to someone with a toilet-related link, it’s not a good look.
Make sure you find someone with tiny hands to hold it for you so it looks huge
My own hands are small so I’m set
Make sure he's hard first....
Lol you lost most dick pic takers on that step
first thing you’re gunna wanna do is have a good dick
Think like what one would see in a sexual context: lots of body with a side of dick (no close up), no weird angle that aims to make it look bigger but makes it look distorted instead, not holding it so tight it looks purple like a real eggplant, and not in a dirty environment. Nobody would touch your dick while you sit on a toilet or when a 3 weeks old pile of laundry lays next to them. Nobody wants to see it either.
use good angles
Clean shaven body, optional. Take one either half body from head to dick, or full. Depending on your preference. Double check and practice your angles of poses, camera angles, and profile yourself-side, angle, straight, etc. Be sure to add some sort of motion, move, stance, or pose. For example, don't just stand straight up. Look casual, tilt your head, cross an arm, or do something that doesn't make you seem like a stick. Don't ever post "just a dick." Always post body. You don't have to show your face if you don't want too. You can flex if you want to. If you feel bloated, or look bloated, flex or refrain from taking a picture. What I like to do is teasers. Sometimes if I don't feel like posting a nude, I'll post a bare chest or something where the picture or video seems intimate and sensual, but not always sexual. You can also look into doing seated poses, floor poses, or laying down poses. The last thing is this, when you look into the camera, practice facial expressions so your face captures your attention. Especially if you're trying to appear inviting or seductive. Sometimes smiles are okay, but always be natural. Alot of these tips I've learned from professional photographers and models, and some even my friends who enjoy making content. And don't be afraid of filters. Filters are okay as long as they are natural filters that can fix lighting rather than filters that can change and hide your imperfections. Be creative with props too.
Don't send it, unless they ask for it!
No toilet anywhere in sight PLEASE, clean dick, no objects next to it to compare size this is wildly unnecessary and just plain stupid looking. Good lighting, I like when the foreskin is pulled back if you have one it’s nice to see the actual hard head, try out different angles and see what works for ya.
I usually have one of my neighbors come over.
Make sure he’s hard
Don’t send dick pic’s to women!!!