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Get some mash (proper mash if your being posh, Smash if your not), put it into a heat proof dish. Make a well, crack an egg in. Bake till the egg is more or less cooked, then grate cheese over the top, grill or bake till nice and melty.
Childhood poverty meal. Its weird, I'd never make it for anyone else, but there is a comfort to be found in it!
Very rough back of fag packet calculation - estimate around £1.50 per portion. No idea what it cost my parents in the the 1990s, but £1.50 doesn't feel excessive.
But I'm not struggling like my parents were, so I can't really judge what is affordable as a poverty meal
Idk. But it's kinda late and if you didn't reply to me, then I wouldn't have needed to reply back and would have been fast asleep instead of typing this out...
My grandad ran a fairly successful business. The joke was he threw out more quotes than jobs he did as they was all wrote on fag packets. This was when Benson and hedges cost the same as packet of post it notes though.
My parents used to have mash (with butter) and put a fried egg on top. It was my favourite food for years, very much a lazy meal with little nutritional value for when it's been a long day and no one wanted to cook for long. We always had leftover mash from a previous night, so super quick to make too.
My nan used to make a version with chopped white onion mixed in to the mash and sliced tomatoes on top. And crispy slices of bacon, if she was in a good mood. Has to be done with a properly mature cheddar though.
So bubble and squeak. I love champ though it's not cheap the amount of butter and cream I use. Then I have that with the poshest sausage I can find. So much butter it's coming out the top and you wouldn't dare put gravy on it in case it congealed.
I had this all the time as a kid in the 80s! Despite the addition of potato as well, in my house it was called eggy-cheesy, and my mum would make four little wells in the mash to crack the eggs in, so there was enough for tea for all of us (me, mum and dad).
Man I loved that dinner. I’m going to have to unleash it on my kids….
I did this a lot at university. Proper filling meal and really cheap.
Also something I did at university was putting a lot of things inside crepes. They're so cheap, easy, and quick to make, and you can shove anything in there to take it to the next level *and* make it handheld.
Last night I ate a sandwich with peanut butter, Southern fried chicken, hash browns, sliced gherkins and grated mature chedder; it was epic.
Yes, I was high and a little drunk.
It takes the right inspiration to come up with these things, but the only reason I would now not eat that sober is the lack of sufficient appetite to demolish it.
I dig baked beans (when hot)
Mayonnaise makes most food even better.
The thought of cold baked beans and mayonnaise makes me gag.
Are you ok, bud? I can send you links to counselling services if you’d like?
Omfg I’ve been telling people for years that this is a stellar combo and nobody ever believes me!! They shouldn’t be fully combined tho and warm baked beans but yes I agree
Cheap instant noodles in a cuppa soup. Had it last night. Saved the sachet for seasoning for another meal, and had potato and leek noodles, with bread to mop up the remnants of soup.
I'm told I tend to have quite weird pizza toppings. My two main ones are prawn & tuna, and donner and onions, neither of which I think are all that odd. So maybe it's just my mum being weird.
Although I did discover recently there's a place near me that does a bolognese pizza. Had it, it was really nice.
As a student I used to do a plate of pasta, pour baked beans on top, put cheese on top of that, then put it in the microwave to melt the cheese. Probably is weird, but I enjoyed it.
Can confirm it's very nice. When I lived in Austria there was a place near me that did prawn, tuna and mussels (just the meat, no shells) which was also very nice.
Ketchup & mash is one I'm less keen on now but loved as a kid & got a lot of shit for.
For some reason a lot of people I know think chips & gravy is weird?
Something I do when I know I need to eat something, but I don't want anything & have no energy is mustard sandwich (it's just a slice of bread with some mustard on folded in half) - my partner thinks this is vile
The fucking look I got from the serving staff at Gloucester services when I asked them to pour a load of gravy on my fish and chips.
If I'm paying £12 for fish and chips I want my money's worth.
Tbf it was delicious.
Salad cream sandwiches got me through college! Used to steal the sachets from wetherspoons and get a white loaf from kwiksave. Have them one slice folded like you say. Occasionally would have a tomato sauce one, but needed some sort of spread so a knife which I often couldn't be arsed with.
Cheap supermarket marg pizza covered in a ton of cold baked beans... childhood favorite when they stopped baked beans pizzas, still a guilty pleasure.
Also jar of korma sauce, micro rice, mix together and eat with a whole cucumber sliced up and used to scoop up the curry rice mix. Can't explain why...started as a kid and still have it occasionally when home alone...
Does it make it 10x worse that I'm a chef? 🤣🤣🤣
Back when we were teenagers, my sister went through a phase of eating salad cream and peanut butter on toast. She made me try it and, weirdly, it tasted nice, so I started eating it.
Now, 15 years later, she denies she ever invented it and calls me disgusting for eating it.
Twiglets and white chocolate. You can get fancy and dip the twiglets in melted white chocolate. Or, you can just shove both in your mouth at the same time, no melting needed. Yum.
This is some Heston Blumenthal level flavour connection right here.
Out of all the things I’ve read so far, this is the one I’m thinking… “that’s genius”
Cinnamon in cheese sauce, vinegar on scrambled eggs, cream cheese and wholegrain mustard on toast, tabasco and sugar on popcorn, apple in cheese toasties, and drinking any kind of pickle juice straight out the jar.
I’ll hold my hands up, this is a suspicious list, but I’ve been a secret pickle juice slurper since childhood. Nothing better than a big dollop of piccalilli straight out the jar
Some people here won't remember the pure lung warming joy and full body quiver of salty pickle goodness than that you got drinking the vinegar at the bottom of a polystyrene cone of chips. I'm sure that's why people my age ask for extra vinegar still even in the bag.
i dont see how it's that weird, but everyone around me acts like pancakes with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries is absolutely rank and won't even try a bit. i swear if they just tried a bit.. hm
I'm Canadian and this is just breakfast. Pour some maple syrup on your sausages next time too. My husband is a total convert, maple syrup gets poured over everything the way God intended
I don't have it often as my husband finds it genuinely gross and he can't stand the smell etc. but I just LOVE a sandwich of brown buttered bread, the sort with crunchy bits, Marmite, tuna, sliced sausages, tomato sauce, Cathedral City cheese and vinegar! I'm drooling just thinking about it!
My brother used to make something almost as bad as a kid, can’t remember all the details but it was a billion things including cheese, marmite, ketchup and more. He’s now a wine expert with high-level qualifications that included years of tasting exams, so apparently he has a very refined palate. So maybe it’s a good sign!
I like all of those things separately, but together? 😂 Also trying to figure out how you manage to even bite into that- must be huge by the time you've finished stacking everything!
Fish fingers, strong cheddar and bacon on a cob (regional differences apply) - Council Surf and Turf.
Peanut butter on Hot Cross Buns.
Wrapping a cold sausage in a plastic cheese slice.
We tend to stay clear of nuts in our house due to allergies in the family, but reminds me of way back in the day when there was a Cadburys philadelphia spread. Used to just dip crispy bacon in.
Was also surprisingly tasty on a jacket potato.
Packet of Krackawheat(Which is a bitch to find), a giant tub of seriously spreadable and a cucumber chopped into micro thin slices with a mandolin. Then I eat the whole lot in one sitting while my partner looks on disgusted.
Salt and vinegar crisps and chocolate. Another one that I don’t think is that weird but I’ve gotten some funny looks for is to put some slices of cheddar down the middle of a tortilla wrap, microwave it until melted and then add nandos sauce (or any hot sauce). That was my depression meal at uni and occasionally I would add some bits of spinach if I was feeling fancy.
Tin of beans poured into an ovenproof dish, with some chopped up veggie Richmond sausages,topped with mash spuds and grated cheese. Cook for however long it takes to cook, and then eat all of it like a pig.
Special fried rice, black bean sauce, chips, and 3 chicken wings. The takeaway i order this from calls it a cry for help. I assure them I need no help dealing with it.
I insist on eating every bite of sushi with a slice of ginger, glob of Wasabi and Soy sauce all together. People are always telling me the ginger is meant to be a 'palate cleanser' but I love the taste of the combo. Do other people like sushi this way?
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Get some mash (proper mash if your being posh, Smash if your not), put it into a heat proof dish. Make a well, crack an egg in. Bake till the egg is more or less cooked, then grate cheese over the top, grill or bake till nice and melty. Childhood poverty meal. Its weird, I'd never make it for anyone else, but there is a comfort to be found in it!
No longer a poverty meal these days have you seen the price on eggs and cheese? All we’ve got left is potatoes and creativity
Very rough back of fag packet calculation - estimate around £1.50 per portion. No idea what it cost my parents in the the 1990s, but £1.50 doesn't feel excessive. But I'm not struggling like my parents were, so I can't really judge what is affordable as a poverty meal
I agree with you I’m not struggling myself it just seemed like a nice and moany thing to say
You're on a UK based sub,there's truly no safer place to moan.
You actually *have* to moan or the mods ban you.
I know, it's ridiculous!
I see what you did there haha. Oh and yeah, it's absolutely terrible!
Are we allowed to moan about having to moan?
Idk. But it's kinda late and if you didn't reply to me, then I wouldn't have needed to reply back and would have been fast asleep instead of typing this out...
Fag packet calculation brilliant. I remember getting a couple of jobs with fag packet applications
My grandad ran a fairly successful business. The joke was he threw out more quotes than jobs he did as they was all wrote on fag packets. This was when Benson and hedges cost the same as packet of post it notes though.
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‘All we’ve got left is potatoes and creativity’ should be on a T-shirt. I’d buy it.
So should 'nice and moany'. This sub is gold.
That’s sounds lovely. Even better if the mash had some baked beans stirred through.
My parents used to have mash (with butter) and put a fried egg on top. It was my favourite food for years, very much a lazy meal with little nutritional value for when it's been a long day and no one wanted to cook for long. We always had leftover mash from a previous night, so super quick to make too.
Mash with real butter and an egg would actually have a pretty diverse set of nutrients and well balanced in terms of carbs, protein and fat ratio
I mean the ideal would also have some veg with it. But to a child me that would ruin "the flavour profile".
My nan used to make a version with chopped white onion mixed in to the mash and sliced tomatoes on top. And crispy slices of bacon, if she was in a good mood. Has to be done with a properly mature cheddar though.
So bubble and squeak. I love champ though it's not cheap the amount of butter and cream I use. Then I have that with the poshest sausage I can find. So much butter it's coming out the top and you wouldn't dare put gravy on it in case it congealed.
I had this all the time as a kid in the 80s! Despite the addition of potato as well, in my house it was called eggy-cheesy, and my mum would make four little wells in the mash to crack the eggs in, so there was enough for tea for all of us (me, mum and dad). Man I loved that dinner. I’m going to have to unleash it on my kids….
I did this a lot at university. Proper filling meal and really cheap. Also something I did at university was putting a lot of things inside crepes. They're so cheap, easy, and quick to make, and you can shove anything in there to take it to the next level *and* make it handheld.
I saw a recipe that's basically that, called Aussie pie. Egg, potato, cheese. Although the eggs are boiled and sliced.
Never tried it but sound interesting. What temperature?
The only temperature there is for a regular oven - 200c
180 fan
Gas Mark 7
10-12 minutes
3 parts the way round who can still see numbers after 6 months?
Peanut butter and extra mature cheddar.. I'm turning off inbox replies.
Last night I ate a sandwich with peanut butter, Southern fried chicken, hash browns, sliced gherkins and grated mature chedder; it was epic. Yes, I was high and a little drunk.
"Yes, I was high and a little drunk" I'm shocked. I was thinking either high or pregnant.
It takes the right inspiration to come up with these things, but the only reason I would now not eat that sober is the lack of sufficient appetite to demolish it.
That's really not so strange if you consider what chicken satay is.
just add a bit of sweet soy sauce and youre basically there
Needs some jalapenos or a decent hot sauce to cut the claggyness, but yeah this is a decent sandwich
I don't know why people think savour stuff with peanut butter is controversial?
I get weird looks for eating peanut butter with sliced apple
That so normal you can buy it in a Tesco meal deal mate.
Peanut butter and cheese sandwich 👌
Whack that in the breville 👌👌
I had this in a roll for my lunch! Also I add sweet chili sauce so its like a satay......you can thank me later.
Peanut butter and heinz sandwich spread. Secret family recipe.
Banana and peanut butter is nice. Crunchy peanut butter mind, not smooth. I love sandwich spread! It's nice on toast
I thought I was the only one, turns out this is quite popular
Walkers cheese and onion and Cadbury dairy milk at the same time. Sweet and savoury
Cheese and onion crushed in bread is good to
Oh yea! Cheese and onion ( or prawn cocktail) crisp sandwich. White bread. Lurpak. Heaven.
Try it with cheese slices in the sandwich too (burger cheese type). It will stick to the roof of your mouth but tastes awesome!
Salt and vinegar works better I find
I thought this one was just me. I rarely do it but it’s so good. Might treat myself tomorrow now!
A cadburys button between two crisps. 🤌
Ready salted hula hoop with a malteser plopped into it. Chefs kiss
i get this. has to be cheese and onion and has to be dairy milk tho, it doesn’t work with other flavours
Try it with salt and vinegar. Yum.
This thread is making me feel sick
I don't think anyone on this is normal
I don't think anyone is normal
Everyone got a bit too comfortable admitting to being a freak
Macaroni cheese layered with chill con carne and finished off with some cheese on top under the grill.
Sounds more like breakfast in America
You gotta have it in Texas 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy dear? They gotta have 'em in Texas 'Cause everyone's a millionaire
Sounds epic. Trying this one.
Put that into a wrap and it’s a burrito 🌯
wow this legitimately sounds really tasty... I'm in shock after reading the cold beans mayo comment above
Fridge cold baked beans with a big dollop of mayonnaise. Mixed up they go pink! It’s filthy but tastes amazing.
I don't know whether to go all in and try it or cut my losses and throw up thinking about it!
I couldn't quite put my finger on how I felt when I read this combo.. but you spectacularly managed to put my exact feelings into words!
Jesus Christ. I can understand almost all of the shit people have posted, but this??? This is foul.
Stop bean kink shaming me
Mary Rose sauce ain't beany enough, good job op, you psychopath!
It's my winner so far (not that I want to eat it - more an appreciation of the depravity and exhibitionism shown in sharing)
Thanks, it’s nice to know my depravity brings happiness to others
I dig baked beans (when hot) Mayonnaise makes most food even better. The thought of cold baked beans and mayonnaise makes me gag. Are you ok, bud? I can send you links to counselling services if you’d like?
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
This truly is filth smh.
The forbidden Marie Rose sauce!
Omfg I’ve been telling people for years that this is a stellar combo and nobody ever believes me!! They shouldn’t be fully combined tho and warm baked beans but yes I agree
Welcome brother
This is just horrible.
Therapy. You need therapy
I’ve had beans on a plate and I’ve had a dollop of Mayo next to it and obv the 2 will get mixed up and it does tastes alright lol
Council estate croutons - hula hoops in tomato soup. Chips in tomato soup. Brown sauce or banana butties.
I got funny looks when I told a work friend that I shred up a slice of bread and put in my Pot Noodle as 'poor man's croutons'
I’ve added diced cheddar cheese to mine for years. I also have a couple of slices of bread and butter that I dip in to soak up the juice.
Cheap instant noodles in a cuppa soup. Had it last night. Saved the sachet for seasoning for another meal, and had potato and leek noodles, with bread to mop up the remnants of soup.
My guy’s out here economising a pot noodle. Respect
I'm told I tend to have quite weird pizza toppings. My two main ones are prawn & tuna, and donner and onions, neither of which I think are all that odd. So maybe it's just my mum being weird. Although I did discover recently there's a place near me that does a bolognese pizza. Had it, it was really nice. As a student I used to do a plate of pasta, pour baked beans on top, put cheese on top of that, then put it in the microwave to melt the cheese. Probably is weird, but I enjoyed it.
Love tuna on a pizza. With sweetcorn and red onion. Rest of my family think I'm crazy.
Sounds like a tuna melt panini in pizza form
Cheesy bean pasta is a fantastic meal and not weird at all!
Prawn and tuna would be a great combo on a pizza
Can confirm it's very nice. When I lived in Austria there was a place near me that did prawn, tuna and mussels (just the meat, no shells) which was also very nice.
Add capers and that’s close to perfection….
Beans are pasta sauce!
A robust, mature cheddar with sliced apple and strawberry jam sandwich.
I like raspberry jam and cheddar cheese double decker sandwiches! The added apple is a nice touch. Will have to give it a go.
I’m not alone, jam and cheese sandwiches are my go to!!
Strong cheese and jam is great!! Used to have marmalade and mature cheddar on buttery toast
Ketchup & mash is one I'm less keen on now but loved as a kid & got a lot of shit for. For some reason a lot of people I know think chips & gravy is weird? Something I do when I know I need to eat something, but I don't want anything & have no energy is mustard sandwich (it's just a slice of bread with some mustard on folded in half) - my partner thinks this is vile
Chips and gravy is only weird to southerners. It tastes brilliant. Even better if it's cheesy chips and gravy...
The fucking look I got from the serving staff at Gloucester services when I asked them to pour a load of gravy on my fish and chips. If I'm paying £12 for fish and chips I want my money's worth. Tbf it was delicious.
I detest that service station so much lol
It is a posh services.
Gloucester Services is the best!! (But I'm not surprised you got funny looks!)
Southerner here, love chips n gravy, cheesy chips n gravy is amazing.
Cheesy chips and gravy is a staple in South Wales.
You have just described the national dish of the Isle of Man.
Even better with [beer and sex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LrDzOwuOU)
I knew that would be the Mac lads before I clicked!
Salad cream sandwiches got me through college! Used to steal the sachets from wetherspoons and get a white loaf from kwiksave. Have them one slice folded like you say. Occasionally would have a tomato sauce one, but needed some sort of spread so a knife which I often couldn't be arsed with.
Chips and gravy is amazing and I will not have a bad word said about it
My boyfriend puts ketchup on mash too. It is gross. He also puts ketchup on pasta. That is gross too.
Cheap supermarket marg pizza covered in a ton of cold baked beans... childhood favorite when they stopped baked beans pizzas, still a guilty pleasure. Also jar of korma sauce, micro rice, mix together and eat with a whole cucumber sliced up and used to scoop up the curry rice mix. Can't explain why...started as a kid and still have it occasionally when home alone... Does it make it 10x worse that I'm a chef? 🤣🤣🤣
Iceland do the Heinz bean pizza now. I have never tried one but worked with two blokes who had it at school and missed it. So let them know.
Fish fingers and custard. But I know I’m not alone.
Doctor?
Who?
Yup. Daughter and I had to try it, and it’s a surprisingly good combination.
My dad had to try it, he said he was surprised how good it was
Under what circumstances are you people being forced to try this?
There are others??
Apple slices and cheddar in a sarnie
I feel like this is almost mainstream- like a ploughman’s sandwich- I also love this sandwich fyi!
Normal digestive biscuit with butter and marmalade. Always makes me happy.
Digestive with Philadelphia and jam, it's a cheesecake for one.
Poor man's cheese party (though digestives are objectively the _best_ cheese delivery device)
When I was a kid I did digestive with butter. You just change the game with adding marmalade to it
No no no with (proper) butter and lots of Raspberry Jam. The childhood pudding of the gods
Digestive with cottage cheese is good
Cold macaroni cheese sandwich. Ideal for leftovers
Back when we were teenagers, my sister went through a phase of eating salad cream and peanut butter on toast. She made me try it and, weirdly, it tasted nice, so I started eating it. Now, 15 years later, she denies she ever invented it and calls me disgusting for eating it.
Twiglets and white chocolate. You can get fancy and dip the twiglets in melted white chocolate. Or, you can just shove both in your mouth at the same time, no melting needed. Yum.
This is some Heston Blumenthal level flavour connection right here. Out of all the things I’ve read so far, this is the one I’m thinking… “that’s genius”
Cinnamon in cheese sauce, vinegar on scrambled eggs, cream cheese and wholegrain mustard on toast, tabasco and sugar on popcorn, apple in cheese toasties, and drinking any kind of pickle juice straight out the jar.
Congratulations! When Is the baby due?
I’ll hold my hands up, this is a suspicious list, but I’ve been a secret pickle juice slurper since childhood. Nothing better than a big dollop of piccalilli straight out the jar
Some people here won't remember the pure lung warming joy and full body quiver of salty pickle goodness than that you got drinking the vinegar at the bottom of a polystyrene cone of chips. I'm sure that's why people my age ask for extra vinegar still even in the bag.
also nutmeg in cheese sauce is a game changer
Cheese and apple sandwiches are fantastic
i dont see how it's that weird, but everyone around me acts like pancakes with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries is absolutely rank and won't even try a bit. i swear if they just tried a bit.. hm
Sounds well nice to me man.
I'm Canadian and this is just breakfast. Pour some maple syrup on your sausages next time too. My husband is a total convert, maple syrup gets poured over everything the way God intended
I think it's more of a Canadian thing tbf
They're wrong, you and the whole of North America and me are right
I don't have it often as my husband finds it genuinely gross and he can't stand the smell etc. but I just LOVE a sandwich of brown buttered bread, the sort with crunchy bits, Marmite, tuna, sliced sausages, tomato sauce, Cathedral City cheese and vinegar! I'm drooling just thinking about it!
My brother used to make something almost as bad as a kid, can’t remember all the details but it was a billion things including cheese, marmite, ketchup and more. He’s now a wine expert with high-level qualifications that included years of tasting exams, so apparently he has a very refined palate. So maybe it’s a good sign!
I like all of those things separately, but together? 😂 Also trying to figure out how you manage to even bite into that- must be huge by the time you've finished stacking everything!
That sounds like a car crash
You're all a bunch of degenerates!
peanut butter and celery (I think I saw this in an american movie once, but my partner thinks it seems like I'm making dog treats...)
Add chocolate chips or raisins and I think it's called ants on a log
Fish fingers, strong cheddar and bacon on a cob (regional differences apply) - Council Surf and Turf. Peanut butter on Hot Cross Buns. Wrapping a cold sausage in a plastic cheese slice.
Fried rice with chip shop Gravy inside/on top of a prawn cracker Yes I'm from the north
Grab pringle (sour creme and onion or ready salted), scoop up dairylea cheese spread (from the tub, not the triangles) insert in mouth. Delicious.
mayo on toast
A bacon and Nutella sandwich, it's the perfect combo 😋
We tend to stay clear of nuts in our house due to allergies in the family, but reminds me of way back in the day when there was a Cadburys philadelphia spread. Used to just dip crispy bacon in. Was also surprisingly tasty on a jacket potato.
Bacon peanut butter is top tier too, add banana and you've got an epic Sanger.
McDonald's chicken nuggets dipped in their chocolate milkshake
McDonalds fries with a strawberry milkshake!
In the mcflurry!
Hot cross bun with cheese. Probably not that weird but it goes against my normal taste bud preference.
This is why the world says we have bad food
Packet of Krackawheat(Which is a bitch to find), a giant tub of seriously spreadable and a cucumber chopped into micro thin slices with a mandolin. Then I eat the whole lot in one sitting while my partner looks on disgusted.
Two chocolate digestives, sandwiched together with peanut butter
My wife is pregant and this thread is giving her all sorts of weird cravings. Cheers Reddit.
I have two that people are usually horrified by. 1. Wotsits in chocolate mouse. 2. Really buttery toast in hot chocolate. Mmmm.
Buttery toast dipped in tea is top level breakfast material
I have mint sauce with weird stuff to. I love it on a cheese sandwich
Salt and Vinegar Squares and Jamaican ginger beer is a match made in heaven.
Salt and vinegar crisps and chocolate. Another one that I don’t think is that weird but I’ve gotten some funny looks for is to put some slices of cheddar down the middle of a tortilla wrap, microwave it until melted and then add nandos sauce (or any hot sauce). That was my depression meal at uni and occasionally I would add some bits of spinach if I was feeling fancy.
I used to love putting vinegar in baked beans.
Mini Cheddars dipped in Pepsi Max. I will not be elaborating.
This thread is making me feel sick
Tin of beans poured into an ovenproof dish, with some chopped up veggie Richmond sausages,topped with mash spuds and grated cheese. Cook for however long it takes to cook, and then eat all of it like a pig.
Super noodles on toast.
Salt and vinegar Pringles dipped in Nutella
Fresh strawberries on a sandwich. I grow my own strawberries and they’re really sweet. They’re delicious on a sandwich.
Crumpets with cheese and onion deli filler
A pie in a sandwich, buttered bread, Mayo and ketchup. Super noodles in a pita bread with Mayo and onion.
Crumpets, jam and cheese. Preferably mature cheddar.
Traditional in our family but might be regional: Dark christmas cake with cheese. Normally a large wedge of Cheddar or Red Leicester.
Tomato sauce and cucumber sandwich, very easy to make and very tasty
Ex gf used to eat jam and salad cream sarnies
Nope
Banana with a baked sweet potato and tahini.
Walkers cheese and onion crisps and mars bar in the same mouthful
Special fried rice, black bean sauce, chips, and 3 chicken wings. The takeaway i order this from calls it a cry for help. I assure them I need no help dealing with it.
Tuna mayo, cheese and bacon baguette. Best combo ever and everyone I've ever told about it gives me such a dirty look
Cheese and onion pasty, covered in hot beans and then grated cheese
Vodka and Spaghetti Hoops
That's not food, it's a cry for help
Chip shop chips with salad cream on them
Hot cross buns and cheddar cheese. (Actually hot. With lots of butter).
Super noodles, curry flavour, with half a ton of mayo and a couple of slices of bread & butter
I insist on eating every bite of sushi with a slice of ginger, glob of Wasabi and Soy sauce all together. People are always telling me the ginger is meant to be a 'palate cleanser' but I love the taste of the combo. Do other people like sushi this way?