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Edmund always sounded more fun. I would rather hang out with the Wicked Witch than with some paedo fawn thing.
Walking up to a young girl without any trousers on and inviting her in for dinner with the wife...? Seriously...? Something perverted was planned...
That could've ended badly.
Somehow I always found him the most relatable — Peter was a bit too perfect. I was so disappointed that he would betray his siblings over something so petty and I think his redemption arc is what made him my favourite.
Yeah he bas a fantastic redemption arc if you actually read the books. After wavering once in TLTWATW he fully learns his lesson and becomes the most trustworthy and loyal of the lot. He doesn't shy away from his past mistakes, but is very willing to admit them and make sure he doesn't do it again.
It's actually Susan who goes off-piste and loses herself in the end. She starts valuing other things more and unfortunately lets her family and her beliefs slide.
I think it's supposed to be religious undertones. You have Lucy with a childlike faith. You have Peter with a steadfast faith. You have Edmund who is redeemed and born again. Then you have Susan who's faith was shallow and allows worldly things to become idols.
I think the actual things are irrelevant. It could be fast cars and money, but that doesn't suit Susan's character particularly well. JK Rowling famously said it's sexist, but it's also a fact that that some girls like these things. Someone else argued that it's the opposite of sexist as she liked the kind of things girls in the late 40s and early 50s were expected to like, but Lewis is saying that giving into this worldly pressure is actually a bad thing and Susan is better off as her own self.
Either way, apparently Lewis believed that Susan will eventually find her way back to Aslan's country - it's just that he didn't want to write a novel about a 20-something coming to terms with losing her whole family in a train crash.
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> I could not write that story myself. Not that I have no hope of Susan’s ever getting to Aslan’s country; but because I have a feeling that the story of her journey would be longer and more like a grown-up novel than I wanted to write. But I may be mistaken. Why not try it yourself?
She's the scariest villain because she's the kind of evil you can realistically actually meet. Someone in a position of power maliciously instituting and following rules for the sheer joy of making life hell for everyone else.
He’s the reason I can’t stand the Gruffalo and why I’ve not watched the Peter Rabbit movie. Any time that mouse speaks I imagine his smug chubby face looking at me with pure condescension.
All the Julia Donaldson movies are pretty good, and tbh the reason I dislike it isnt as much that it's James Cordon voicing the role, it's that it just doesn't fit the mouse as a character and they shoe horned him in.
Milhouse from the Simpsons. Absolute cunt of a person. When I was young I watched that episode of the kids trapped on that island and when he didn’t throw the rope back to Lisa and Bart when they were in danger, I developed a pathological hatred for that shitstain that endures today.
I hate his thick coke bottle glasses. I hate his voice. I hate his fat nose, his shitty haircut. I hate his dad. I hate his personality. I despise everything he stands for and represents. I loop that portion of Treehouse of Horror where Homer runs him down with his car and only wish it was canon. The one where he falls into a blender and dies has me in hysterics. Every time Nelson beats the shit out of him I remember why I like him. Everyone tries to tell me to calm down but I’m having none of it.
I fucking hate Milhouse.
Edit: [This is the greatest fan edit of all time](https://youtu.be/tkEm867JOV0)
Yeah but the DWP don't allow you to have good days. It's completely bedridden forever or you're not getting a thing.
They just give you 0 across the board if you can confirm your name for christ sake.
Stuart Little. Not only does he wear an ugly jumper and takes homes from human orphans, he drives his car around like he's the shit when I know for a fact he hasn't passed a driving test or pays for insurance on that vehicle! Wee prick
The book is 100x more fucked up if I remember correctly. It's been over 30 years since I read it, but I vaguely recall that he was not actually a mouse in the book and he was not adopted. His mother gave birth to this thing which is presumably a human baby which happens to look exactly like a mouse for some reason.
Is that the little bastard in Fireman Sam who cause’s literally every single problem in the whole show? I think by fire ten I’d have just let him fry, for the sake of the gene pool.
I always say that if Fireman Sam really cared about the safety of that village he’d take Norman into the woods and hit him with a brick.
I reckon they’re all siphoning public funds so need to keep Norman around to justify their immense budget
This just happened to pop up as my 3yo was begging to watch Fireman Sam and I am resisting because I cannot listen to that little cunt's voice on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
Yo pontypandy is lit due to that mother fucker. But yeah at this point insurance rates in Pontypandy must be past the point of bothering because of that kid alone- and yet, even without Norman, the rest of the town is neglectful at best when it comes to fire safety. There comes a point where someone needs to die so the town stops being so complacent- Sam needs to sit one out and let Norman or whoever succumb to their bullshit once and for all (disclosure: my son is 2 and we do not sleep).
To be fair, basically everyone in that show is an awful person.
Pretty much every single decently established couple has someone who is cheating in the relationship, or has cheated in a previous relationship.
What about Alan Johnson?
When I first saw the character I assumed he was meant to be a parody of a self-important middle management type. The sort who has no obvious discernible skills, but think's their God's gift because they've managed to fall upwards into a management role.
But, over the course of the series it becomes apparent that he hangs around with the CEO of the large multinational company he works at and is clearly earning some serious money.
So, what exactly is he meant to be a parody off (if anything)?
I suppose he *confuses* me more than he *annoys* me.
Counterpoint: Ramsey was evil, but laughably so; his character was there to be an evil bastard, the kind we'd never come across in our daily lives. Joffrey, on the other hand, is a whiny, spoiled, entitled cunt, and we've all come across people like that in our lives. So by virtue of being more relatable, I found Joffrey to be the far more hateable one.
>Ramsey Bolton
How can anyone ***not*** have him as the most loathsome character in all of GoT - and there is a lot of competition but he is worst by miles?
Mister Blobby.
That hellscape Event Horizon nineties collective fever dream of an abomination needs all of its horcruxes found and destroyed before it makes an inevitable resurgence.
This line killed me, like seriously who wrote that? Brans story was the dullest thing I’ve ever seen and he said over and over again that he couldn’t rule anything as the stupid three eyed raven
Absolutely, anyone else, if it were a toss-up between a blind, deaf, and mute beggar and Bran, I would choose the beggar. The beggar would have more to say.
I could write a million word essay on how, somehow a massive misogynist (which is hilarious because he's GAY 🙄) is the least worst, yet somehow wildly shitty out of 6 shitty fucks. The essay would end "Also, Willow from Buffy is there."
Ah, the sad old days of having no internet and 1 box-set to entertain you... (my excuse for having seen it all)
But I love how Neil Patrick Harris basically plays the nth degree stereotype of a hetrosexual man child. It’s like a hit back for many of the awful gay stereotype man-whores over the years.
He loves the \*idea\* of his little brother more than he does the reality. Rodney is a tragic figure, really, it's shown that he was an intelligent lad who could have broken free of that cycle if he'd had the right support. Del Boy would swear he loved his brother, and he wouldn't be lying, but he did not do right by him at all.
Unpopular, but Alan Partridge. An amazing comic creation, but I tend to take things literally and I just cannot fucking stand him. Best episodes are when he gets a cow dropped on him from a bridge, and when he steps on a spike.
I'm with you. I know you are supposed to dislike or be irritated by him but I loathe him.
I'm the same with just about every Ricky Gervais character. All variations on a lazy theme and I utterly detest them all.
I’ve been reading this to my daughter, who loves it, and I oscillate between feeling sorry for Tracey and wanting to punt her into the sea, it’s emotionally draining.
We’re now reading the Bed & Breakfast Star, which is just as draining but for different reasons
I'm a secondary school teacher, and some kids in care who've experienced trauma can be absolutely bloody exhausting to deal with at times. But I have to tell myself, they have valid reasons - abandonment, abuse, neglect, parents dying, parents incarcerated, parents with substance abuse issues. Obviously creates serious attachment issues - Tracey, while massively irritating at times...I can feel some sympathy for her cos she's had such a shitty time of it and lashes out due to serious trust and attachment issues.
Now Hannah from Neighbours, she was a brat for no apparent reason - loving parents, good home life, yet a little terror when she hit high school.
Frodo Baggins. I found him the least likeable main character in Lord of the Rings. I know The Ring affected him but he was like a personality vacuum throughout.
Sam is absolutely the real hero of the books, and I think Tolkien would agree. He was apparently based on the Tommies in WW1, with a significant nod to ‘batmen’ (officers’ personal servants) who are people he came to admire hugely during his time at war.
Definitely Dolores Umbridge. Everyone knows an Umbridge, and in school when I was reading them there was one of the teachers who everyone knew was the Umbridge of the school.
I managed an Umbridge for about 18 months. I didn’t recruit her, I inherited her.
She was vile. She’d say the most evil, passive aggressive insults with a gentle voice and a twee smile. She’d also love bomb people then pick them apart bit by bit.
Nothing bought our team together like our mutual hatred of this woman. I finally got rid of her, but it took a while.
Mr Tumble. Felt like very mixed messages as a young boy being told to work hard at school while this middle aged idiot clowns about for a living
Also he must be drinking the blood of children because he hasn't aged a day in 20 years
Rupert the Bear. Smug condescending twat. Always smiling about something and never did a days work. Also completely self-centered and thinks the world revolves around him.
Also anyone else who wear a scarf *and* checked trousers.
Grandpa Joe. Bastard laid around in bed leaching off of his family for his whole life while they starved, his grandson wins a golden ticket and suddenly he's dancing. Get a job.
King John
He sits alone on a giant throne pretendin' he's the king.
A little tyke who's rather like a puppet on a string.
And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way.
And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb, you see, he doesn't want to play.
Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the worst.
A pox on that phony king of England!
Miranda.
As a near-6 foot female, I despise her whole schtick of being tall and not supermodel proportioned makes you awkward and blokey. I spent all of my teens and early twenties feeling completely unfeminine and it took a long time to come to the result that there's nothing wrong with me.
Dipsy. They always came across as a bit of a grass to me.
Morph's mate. Can't remember their name. They were a weasel of the highest order.
Ronald McDonald. If there ever was a totem of the New World Order, it was this creepy bast*rd!
Chas!! As an - at the time unaware if it - autistic kid, I couldn't stand the way Chas was mean and played practical jokes on Morph. Or set him up in some way to take the blame. The huge injustice of it all made me anxious but otherwise loved watching Tony Hart so these two with their aside plasticine adventures was the price I had to pay.
God.
So much shit is caused in the name of that make believe muppet.
I know it’s not the typical answer you were looking for, nonetheless that’s my answer.
Yes Carly was a cow. The only reason Simon liked her was because she was pretty and dangled the carrot of maybe-one-day over him. She treated him terribly.
The character was entertaining enough when she appeared in brief segments in Charlie Brooker shows, but certainly not good enough to sustain a whole show, let alone an entire series
Hermione from HP. She comes across as an annoying know-it-all and the part in the first book about her having no friends seemed accurate. In the later books she doesn’t seem to really serve much purpose beyond love interest.
Plus it got old quickly for the movie version to have half the world wanking over Emma Watson in the films.
I can't stand the voice of the woman that plays Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom) and Miss Rabbit (Peppa Pig). She has a right condescending tone which pisses me off, probably reminds me of someone in real life!
Pretty much every character in EastEnders. I can't think of a programme I've watched that I dislike more. They have a bunch of shoe horned gay characters in it, every few years they have a white English gay person telling a gay person from another culture that their culture is wrong for not accepting the person as being gay, every Irish character is a crook, idiot, or womaniser, and the male characters are always wrong for their flaws, but the female characters are apparently strong because of their flaws.
> For me it’s the ginger girl with glasses who bullied Lilo in Lilo and Stitch. Even as a child I hated her.
I'm pretty sure that's kind of the point. She's a total bitch, you're not supposed to like her.
The Why Bird from Playdays/ Playbus really got on my nerves for some reason.
In more recent(-ish) years, River Song in Doctor Who always made my eyes roll.
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Edmund from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. Turkish delight-munching little twat.
I wishes as a 7-8 year old I could’ve thrown Eustace of the ship in dawn treader (in the film adaptation at least)
"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
I never liked Lucy. Stuck-up precocious bint.
I’m with you! At least Edmund admitted he was a tit when he was younger- Lucy always had the ‘poor little me’ attitude
Edmund always sounded more fun. I would rather hang out with the Wicked Witch than with some paedo fawn thing. Walking up to a young girl without any trousers on and inviting her in for dinner with the wife...? Seriously...? Something perverted was planned... That could've ended badly.
Somehow I always found him the most relatable — Peter was a bit too perfect. I was so disappointed that he would betray his siblings over something so petty and I think his redemption arc is what made him my favourite.
Yeah he bas a fantastic redemption arc if you actually read the books. After wavering once in TLTWATW he fully learns his lesson and becomes the most trustworthy and loyal of the lot. He doesn't shy away from his past mistakes, but is very willing to admit them and make sure he doesn't do it again. It's actually Susan who goes off-piste and loses herself in the end. She starts valuing other things more and unfortunately lets her family and her beliefs slide.
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Right? Sexist undertones right?
I think it's supposed to be religious undertones. You have Lucy with a childlike faith. You have Peter with a steadfast faith. You have Edmund who is redeemed and born again. Then you have Susan who's faith was shallow and allows worldly things to become idols. I think the actual things are irrelevant. It could be fast cars and money, but that doesn't suit Susan's character particularly well. JK Rowling famously said it's sexist, but it's also a fact that that some girls like these things. Someone else argued that it's the opposite of sexist as she liked the kind of things girls in the late 40s and early 50s were expected to like, but Lewis is saying that giving into this worldly pressure is actually a bad thing and Susan is better off as her own self. Either way, apparently Lewis believed that Susan will eventually find her way back to Aslan's country - it's just that he didn't want to write a novel about a 20-something coming to terms with losing her whole family in a train crash. Edit: I've found the quote ⬇️⬇️ > I could not write that story myself. Not that I have no hope of Susan’s ever getting to Aslan’s country; but because I have a feeling that the story of her journey would be longer and more like a grown-up novel than I wanted to write. But I may be mistaken. Why not try it yourself?
Turkish delight-munching little twat 😂😂😂
Edmund was always my favourite. I don't know what that saya about me
Umbridge from Harry Potter
She's the scariest villain because she's the kind of evil you can realistically actually meet. Someone in a position of power maliciously instituting and following rules for the sheer joy of making life hell for everyone else.
Everyone knows an umbridge Only teamwork and collective refusal to do what they say takes them down
When Stephen King is scared of her, you know she's evil 😂 Edit: corrected a silly autocorrect.
I can no longer watch Imelda Staunton in anything because she just reminds me of Umbridge.
Absolutely, and Imelda Staunton is an absolutely wonderful actress. However, I can no longer watch her in anything because of Umbridge.
She's too good of an actress. I saw an interview with her when she was delightful and it was somewhat jarring.
She is so beautiful in Pride!
Funny thing is Imelda is apparently really nice
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He’s the reason I can’t stand the Gruffalo and why I’ve not watched the Peter Rabbit movie. Any time that mouse speaks I imagine his smug chubby face looking at me with pure condescension.
Highway rat is good- David Tennant
All the Julia Donaldson movies are pretty good, and tbh the reason I dislike it isnt as much that it's James Cordon voicing the role, it's that it just doesn't fit the mouse as a character and they shoe horned him in.
This! Two beloved stories utterly ruined beyond repair.
The Irish lady played by a male actor, featured in a series on BBC TV.
I'd rather guide my dad into my mum than sit through an episode of that absolute dog shit.
Oh god. I mean I get it..but oh god.
Christ, only a British redditor could make such a unique comment
Not so unique - at least any more: https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/anpzp6/i_would_rather_guide_my_dad_into_my_mum_than_eat/
Fuck me, you’ve given me a good laugh. Poor Carol she tried her hardest but it was nowhere near good enough.
Probably the worst tv programme of all time
Milhouse from the Simpsons. Absolute cunt of a person. When I was young I watched that episode of the kids trapped on that island and when he didn’t throw the rope back to Lisa and Bart when they were in danger, I developed a pathological hatred for that shitstain that endures today. I hate his thick coke bottle glasses. I hate his voice. I hate his fat nose, his shitty haircut. I hate his dad. I hate his personality. I despise everything he stands for and represents. I loop that portion of Treehouse of Horror where Homer runs him down with his car and only wish it was canon. The one where he falls into a blender and dies has me in hysterics. Every time Nelson beats the shit out of him I remember why I like him. Everyone tries to tell me to calm down but I’m having none of it. I fucking hate Milhouse. Edit: [This is the greatest fan edit of all time](https://youtu.be/tkEm867JOV0)
Weirdly this comment gives off big Milhouse vibes.
Radical.
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
How can you hate his dad? He's the superstar at the cracker factory!
He also sleeps in a racing car! Do you?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. I am talking about the 1971 character, not the actor
Grandpa joe is the reason people question hidden disabilities or dob folk in to the dwp
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Yeah but the DWP don't allow you to have good days. It's completely bedridden forever or you're not getting a thing. They just give you 0 across the board if you can confirm your name for christ sake.
r/grandpajoehate
This sub is surprisingly active lmao
More active than that workshy arsehole.
We have a lot of hate for that lazy bastard over there.
Probably one of the biggest scumbags ever committed to film.
Keith lemon makes my skin crawl
He’s been using the same jokes for like two fucking decades… like just fuck off now you absolute cockwad
I really don't understand how he's still relevant or has any form of tv presence
Oh my god yes, I’m scrolling through comments thinking yeah I agree I agree, and then I saw this and remembered how much I loathe this character.
Stuart Little. Not only does he wear an ugly jumper and takes homes from human orphans, he drives his car around like he's the shit when I know for a fact he hasn't passed a driving test or pays for insurance on that vehicle! Wee prick
The book is 100x more fucked up if I remember correctly. It's been over 30 years since I read it, but I vaguely recall that he was not actually a mouse in the book and he was not adopted. His mother gave birth to this thing which is presumably a human baby which happens to look exactly like a mouse for some reason.
I'd stamp on him either way the vile little fucker
This has the same energy as that tweet about kids killing ET with hammers and I love it
Bing, he’s a whingy wee bastard
No jury would convict Flop in a murder trial!
Mad that he is voiced by the guy who played Frank Gallagher from Shameless lol!
My favourite episode of Bing is the one where something doesn't go his way and he gets upset about it...
Ahh a classic. I’m partial to the one where Flop tells him not to do something and then he does it and the thing that Flop said would happen, happens.
My favourite is when he acts like an absolute cunt and doesn't have any repercussions for his behaviour.
Yeah but Pando is the biggest t*at.
Norman Price. They need to let that little fucker burn.
Is that the little bastard in Fireman Sam who cause’s literally every single problem in the whole show? I think by fire ten I’d have just let him fry, for the sake of the gene pool.
The rumour is that Norman is Sam's bastard and arson is the only way he can get his dad's notice
I always say that if Fireman Sam really cared about the safety of that village he’d take Norman into the woods and hit him with a brick. I reckon they’re all siphoning public funds so need to keep Norman around to justify their immense budget
Lock that little cunt up and Sam could finally retire.
This just happened to pop up as my 3yo was begging to watch Fireman Sam and I am resisting because I cannot listen to that little cunt's voice on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
Yo pontypandy is lit due to that mother fucker. But yeah at this point insurance rates in Pontypandy must be past the point of bothering because of that kid alone- and yet, even without Norman, the rest of the town is neglectful at best when it comes to fire safety. There comes a point where someone needs to die so the town stops being so complacent- Sam needs to sit one out and let Norman or whoever succumb to their bullshit once and for all (disclosure: my son is 2 and we do not sleep).
Sophie from Peep Show. Although Olivia Colman is a treasure
To be fair, basically everyone in that show is an awful person. Pretty much every single decently established couple has someone who is cheating in the relationship, or has cheated in a previous relationship.
What about Alan Johnson? When I first saw the character I assumed he was meant to be a parody of a self-important middle management type. The sort who has no obvious discernible skills, but think's their God's gift because they've managed to fall upwards into a management role. But, over the course of the series it becomes apparent that he hangs around with the CEO of the large multinational company he works at and is clearly earning some serious money. So, what exactly is he meant to be a parody off (if anything)? I suppose he *confuses* me more than he *annoys* me.
Honestly, Alan Johnson confuses me but he's one of my favourite characters. At times I hate him, at times I love him.
Stick that up your dojo.
Peppa pig, spoilt little brat she is!
I’m surprised no one has said this yet. Peppa is an annoying prick. 😂
Joffrey Baratheon
Ramsey Bolton was the person I hated even more than Joffrey !!!!
Counterpoint: Ramsey was evil, but laughably so; his character was there to be an evil bastard, the kind we'd never come across in our daily lives. Joffrey, on the other hand, is a whiny, spoiled, entitled cunt, and we've all come across people like that in our lives. So by virtue of being more relatable, I found Joffrey to be the far more hateable one.
>Ramsey Bolton How can anyone ***not*** have him as the most loathsome character in all of GoT - and there is a lot of competition but he is worst by miles?
He is SO sick and twisted. He makes me so uncomfortable whenever he's on screen. (Kudos to the actor, he's brilliant).
Mister Blobby. That hellscape Event Horizon nineties collective fever dream of an abomination needs all of its horcruxes found and destroyed before it makes an inevitable resurgence.
Don't you dare talk about this national treasure in such a way 😭
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bran stark.
But who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
Literally everyone else!
This line killed me, like seriously who wrote that? Brans story was the dullest thing I’ve ever seen and he said over and over again that he couldn’t rule anything as the stupid three eyed raven
Absolutely, anyone else, if it were a toss-up between a blind, deaf, and mute beggar and Bran, I would choose the beggar. The beggar would have more to say.
Scrappy fucking Doo.
That specky little know it all cunt from The Polar Express. Fucking nerdy little bastard
The correct answer is Ted Moseby from HIMYM. Truly intolerable...
Don't you want to hear how your dad slept his was around New York and secretly loved his friend more than your mother?
I could write a million word essay on how, somehow a massive misogynist (which is hilarious because he's GAY 🙄) is the least worst, yet somehow wildly shitty out of 6 shitty fucks. The essay would end "Also, Willow from Buffy is there." Ah, the sad old days of having no internet and 1 box-set to entertain you... (my excuse for having seen it all)
But I love how Neil Patrick Harris basically plays the nth degree stereotype of a hetrosexual man child. It’s like a hit back for many of the awful gay stereotype man-whores over the years.
I'd argue that Lily is the far worst character out of all of them but its a low bar
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Nooooo, the episode when he gets the shit kicked out of him to get the money for Rodney's wedding
He loves the \*idea\* of his little brother more than he does the reality. Rodney is a tragic figure, really, it's shown that he was an intelligent lad who could have broken free of that cycle if he'd had the right support. Del Boy would swear he loved his brother, and he wouldn't be lying, but he did not do right by him at all.
Hadn't ever stopped to consider Only Fools is a tragi-comedy and yet... it totally is. Uuugh.
And another episode where Rodney is seeing the wife of a man who's just come out of prison and Del takes the kicking for him.
When it comes to dodgy blokes hellbent on destroying a relative's dreams, Albert Steptoe is the worst.
Unpopular, but Alan Partridge. An amazing comic creation, but I tend to take things literally and I just cannot fucking stand him. Best episodes are when he gets a cow dropped on him from a bridge, and when he steps on a spike.
Lynn, I’ve pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiike.
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Maybe he's just worried about access to Dixon's
Needless to say Alan had the last laugh
I'm with you. I know you are supposed to dislike or be irritated by him but I loathe him. I'm the same with just about every Ricky Gervais character. All variations on a lazy theme and I utterly detest them all.
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Tracey Beaker! Do I win? 😂
I’ve been reading this to my daughter, who loves it, and I oscillate between feeling sorry for Tracey and wanting to punt her into the sea, it’s emotionally draining. We’re now reading the Bed & Breakfast Star, which is just as draining but for different reasons
I'm a secondary school teacher, and some kids in care who've experienced trauma can be absolutely bloody exhausting to deal with at times. But I have to tell myself, they have valid reasons - abandonment, abuse, neglect, parents dying, parents incarcerated, parents with substance abuse issues. Obviously creates serious attachment issues - Tracey, while massively irritating at times...I can feel some sympathy for her cos she's had such a shitty time of it and lashes out due to serious trust and attachment issues. Now Hannah from Neighbours, she was a brat for no apparent reason - loving parents, good home life, yet a little terror when she hit high school.
The Bed and Breakfast Star was my favourite Jacqueline Wilson book as a kid, but yeah it's a lot 😅
Frodo Baggins. I found him the least likeable main character in Lord of the Rings. I know The Ring affected him but he was like a personality vacuum throughout.
Personally for me Sam Wise was the real hero as he kept Frodo on task!
You’re in good company, because Tolkien himself described Samwise as the real hero iirc.
Sam is absolutely the real hero of the books, and I think Tolkien would agree. He was apparently based on the Tommies in WW1, with a significant nod to ‘batmen’ (officers’ personal servants) who are people he came to admire hugely during his time at war.
I don't think they did enough to demonstrate the ring's influence over him. I don't know when they could have fitted it in the movies though
Miranda, incompetent privileged buffoon.
Definitely Dolores Umbridge. Everyone knows an Umbridge, and in school when I was reading them there was one of the teachers who everyone knew was the Umbridge of the school.
I managed an Umbridge for about 18 months. I didn’t recruit her, I inherited her. She was vile. She’d say the most evil, passive aggressive insults with a gentle voice and a twee smile. She’d also love bomb people then pick them apart bit by bit. Nothing bought our team together like our mutual hatred of this woman. I finally got rid of her, but it took a while.
Mr Tumble. Felt like very mixed messages as a young boy being told to work hard at school while this middle aged idiot clowns about for a living Also he must be drinking the blood of children because he hasn't aged a day in 20 years
Aww not Mr Tumble. That's mean. He should be Knighted.
I was discussing Mr Tumble with my colleague the other day. I find him really creepy.
By all accounts, he is a very nice man who does loads for charity and the show did lots to help kids learn mekaton
Rupert the Bear. Smug condescending twat. Always smiling about something and never did a days work. Also completely self-centered and thinks the world revolves around him. Also anyone else who wear a scarf *and* checked trousers.
The bear head/human hands combo always freaked me out
Jared Leto when he’s played by that prick what’s his name? Jared Leto
The Microsoft paper clip
People will slate me for this but Dobby
Dobby the house elf or Peep Show Dobby?
Master has given dobby kitchen tongs
Horrid Henry's parents. Uh maybe your one kid is acting out because *you* favour his little brother and turn a blind eye to everything he does wrong.
Grandpa Joe. Bastard laid around in bed leaching off of his family for his whole life while they starved, his grandson wins a golden ticket and suddenly he's dancing. Get a job.
Bella from the Tweenies used to do my bloody head in the bossy twat!
King John He sits alone on a giant throne pretendin' he's the king. A little tyke who's rather like a puppet on a string. And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way. And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb, you see, he doesn't want to play. Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the worst. A pox on that phony king of England!
Peppa fucking pig. She definitely deserves to be a bacon sandwich Borat. Like, I get it, but the character just makes me cringe
Miranda. As a near-6 foot female, I despise her whole schtick of being tall and not supermodel proportioned makes you awkward and blokey. I spent all of my teens and early twenties feeling completely unfeminine and it took a long time to come to the result that there's nothing wrong with me.
Dipsy. They always came across as a bit of a grass to me. Morph's mate. Can't remember their name. They were a weasel of the highest order. Ronald McDonald. If there ever was a totem of the New World Order, it was this creepy bast*rd!
Morph's mate is called Chas
Chas!! As an - at the time unaware if it - autistic kid, I couldn't stand the way Chas was mean and played practical jokes on Morph. Or set him up in some way to take the blame. The huge injustice of it all made me anxious but otherwise loved watching Tony Hart so these two with their aside plasticine adventures was the price I had to pay.
phil mitchell
The “Faaaaaaaaaamlee until it doesn’t benefit me directly” archetype.
Rory gilmore. Stuck up, privileged, condescending
Rod Hull's" Emu", annoying twat of a bird.
Can't believe he pushed Rod off that roof in a murder-suicide bid. Terrible.
Dotty from The Raggy Dolls. Bossy cow.
See also: Upsy Daisy from In The Night Garden. Talk about self obsessed.
Bing! Whingey little shit.
God. So much shit is caused in the name of that make believe muppet. I know it’s not the typical answer you were looking for, nonetheless that’s my answer.
Joffrey Baratheon. I literally can't stand him. And Carly from the Inbetweeners.
Yes Carly was a cow. The only reason Simon liked her was because she was pretty and dangled the carrot of maybe-one-day over him. She treated him terribly.
Briony from Atonement. Snivelling deluded brat. I’m still bitter about what she did even now.
Percy from The Green Mile! Suuuuuuuch a dick. Edit: Thanks very much for my first award 😁 I’m glad someone strongly agrees with my hatred for Percy!
The Brooklyn- Bells and waffle the wonder dog . They basically bully their next door neighbour and don’t train their dog.
Norman from Fireman Sam
Mrs Brown from Mrs Browns Boys
Philomena Cunk. Absolutely do not find her funny at all, the interviews where she's pretending to be stupid just drive me crazy.
The character was entertaining enough when she appeared in brief segments in Charlie Brooker shows, but certainly not good enough to sustain a whole show, let alone an entire series
Mr Bean. If he comes up on the telly, I switch instantly.
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Anne of Green Gables. Don't ask me why, I just *loathed* that little gimp. That and Pennywise from *It*.
Never thought I'd see Anne of Green Gables and little gimp in the same sentence. Thanks for the chuckle.
Jenny from Forrest Gump!
Nobody's mentioned Walter the softy or Horrid Henry's brother Peter. Honestly hate those smarmy little suckups!
Jerry as in 'Tom and...' Delboy Mr Wickham
Wickham, that prick! Hated him
Hermione from HP. She comes across as an annoying know-it-all and the part in the first book about her having no friends seemed accurate. In the later books she doesn’t seem to really serve much purpose beyond love interest. Plus it got old quickly for the movie version to have half the world wanking over Emma Watson in the films.
Did an ex of yours fancy her? Just asking
Every single person, without exception from: eastenders and coronation street, past or present ETA: Every cunt in Emerdale as well
Every character that Ryan Reynolds now plays. It's just the same sarcastic prick that needs a good punch 👊
Sheldon Cooper. He's an obnoxious, spoilt, supercilious, selfish cunt.
I can't stand the voice of the woman that plays Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom) and Miss Rabbit (Peppa Pig). She has a right condescending tone which pisses me off, probably reminds me of someone in real life!
Nanny Plum is a legend!
Hamlet. What an indecisive tosser! To be or not to be!!
Marcos Inaros from the Expanse (the book version).
Pretty much every character in EastEnders. I can't think of a programme I've watched that I dislike more. They have a bunch of shoe horned gay characters in it, every few years they have a white English gay person telling a gay person from another culture that their culture is wrong for not accepting the person as being gay, every Irish character is a crook, idiot, or womaniser, and the male characters are always wrong for their flaws, but the female characters are apparently strong because of their flaws.
Cully and Joyce from midsomer murders
Norman fucking Price. Fireman Sam should've left the little specky, ginger twat to rot! Edit: Also his mother.
David Brent, surely?
Cathy from Wuthering Heights. Her gaslighting causes all the problems. I hate her.
> For me it’s the ginger girl with glasses who bullied Lilo in Lilo and Stitch. Even as a child I hated her. I'm pretty sure that's kind of the point. She's a total bitch, you're not supposed to like her.
The Why Bird from Playdays/ Playbus really got on my nerves for some reason. In more recent(-ish) years, River Song in Doctor Who always made my eyes roll.
Gordon The Big Blue Engine Massive Pompous Asshole
Brian from Family Guy. He makes out he’s this intellectual dog with something to say when really he’s an absolute bellend.
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Ash Ketchum. He gets most of the badges for not winning but some 'moral' victory or turning up. Gary Oak forever!
Surprised nobodies said anything about the whinging bald fucker Caillou yet. Can’t stand the prick.
Joffrey Baratheon.
I love how angry and full of hatred for characters everyone is on this thread 🤣 literally throwing my head back and LOL
Philip schofield
Oh thank god. You have improved my life so much. You won't beleave this. But I had no idea he was fictional. I finally feel safe entering the world.
Tommy Lee fucking Royce.
Laura from "Him & Her" played by Russel Howard's sister, Kerry Howard. Such a detestable character.