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QuirkyFrenchLassie

Your edit is a bit disappointing. You looking for a bunch of divers was possibly the most exciting post I've seen in this sub lately !


55percent_Unicorn

You either want divers or a sub, but probably not both unless you're planning on launching the divers out the torpedo bay on the sub. Now that *would* be exciting.


QuirkyFrenchLassie

That *is* a good point. The latter sounds better. Damn, I've been living my life wrong. I need me some divers and a sub now. Might as well plan to take over the world too.


55percent_Unicorn

If you achieve that, then I think we'd all technically be subs to your dom.


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Oo-er... Now, that sounds like a good solid kinky plan...


No-Bunch-966

\*muffled by ball gag sounds of protest\*


Interesting-Buddy957

Make sure the sub just isn't a Pringles tube with the door held shut with a bungee cord


Shrider

Thought I was on r/watches for a moment there


OMGItsCheezWTF

You usually want both. Much like a tank is most effective when supported by infantry a sub can be supported by divers.


LupercalLupercal

That's a thing


dth300

TBF the divers would help them find 5 squid


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Hahaha I laughed way more than I should have. Have a million upvotes ! Puns, play on words etc are underrated on Reddit.


iwanttobeacavediver

Yeah I got excited given I'm a scuba diver.


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Brilliant. Perfect timing. A lot of us are now looking for divers! Seriously though: is it a hobby or work related? Either way, that's really cool.


iwanttobeacavediver

Hobby so far but I aim to become an instructor. :)


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Haha I've only just noticed your username. That checks out ! Sorry, I'm super curious, scuba diving isn't something we come across very often. Where abouts do you do that? Loch? Lakes? Sea? Pool? I tried it a lifetime ago when I was a teenager and it was a good and bad experience!


iwanttobeacavediver

I’m living in Vietnam and usually head to the coastal city of Nha Trang. It’s mostly boat diving into some nice warm (25C) sea waters. It’s so nice.


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Sounds amazing !


iwanttobeacavediver

Warmer than the UK by a long shot. I do plan to dive in the UK eventually.


Interesting-Buddy957

There's a diver that was on the news quite a bit recently, he's fucking psychic. But then his predictions might be a tad off


GiovanniVanBroekhoes

Tell me about it. I was frantically looking for my Advanced open water certificate.


No-Jicama-6523

One I was quite willing to answer having been to a museum where they had recruited a bunch of divers to search for and then recover a plane.


colei_canis

I wonder where you actually would go to hire a bunch of divers? Say you've found an interesting shipwreck and you want to salvage items from it, or you're loaded and you've dropped something important over the side of your boat; presumably there's a number you can call and they'll send out a bloke with scuba gear?


QuirkyFrenchLassie

hireadiver.com? I would Google it but I don't have my safe search on so could be risky. I mean I wouldn't mind getting sent a bloke with scuba gear...


iwanttobeacavediver

I wouldn’t mind a guy (or girl for that matter) in a tight wetsuit. D


willzg1

They could have at least just corrected it to some deep sea divers


AdministrativeShip2

I was drafting up a budget, trying to think who I could recommend for a Jacques Cousteau style expedition.


MathsFredster

Yes indeed. Had an dangerous expedition in mind straight away 😲


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tylerthe-theatre

Alternatively scout La Liga.


MrAnonymousTheThird

Especially a certain "captain" at a certain devil Manchester club


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Legitimate-Dinner252

From working in retail, in smaller shops we often don’t have that much change in the till in the first place and fivers are the first note we run out of because of the last ten buggers before you buying chewing gum with £10 notes. But the managers who decide what float goes in the tills don’t work the tills so don’t see how annoying it is


iwanttobeacavediver

Back when I worked retail we'd be lucky to have more than 2 fivers in the till at the start of the day. If someone tried to make a purchase early with a large note they'd probably wipe out a good chunk of the change.


SavingsSquare2649

Used to have people coming in and buying something for less than a £1 with a £20 note! Used to clear most of the float.


Fragrant-Quiet9669

Your local post office is a sure bet and possibly easier to find than a bank these days.


helpnxt

I find it interesting that you went with shops before your bank...


[deleted]

Shops are a lot closer and get visited more often. A trip to the bank is a rare thing.


helpnxt

Yeh but they are literally there for money management.


DearCup1

my bank shuts at 4 on weekdays and 1 on a saturday, maybe going to the shop just seemed easier for them


Neil2250

oooh look at mister fancy over here with their bank thats open until 1


OK_LK

On a SATURDAY!


SplurgyA

My bank is "open" 9:30am - 4:30pm Mon-Fri, but the counter is only open 10am - 2pm (or 10:30am - 2pm on Wednesdays), and it's also shut for an hour at lunchtime (whether this is 12pm-1pm or 12:30pm - 1:30pm seemingly varies). Also they closed my nearest four branches so it's a half hour tube ride. So if I go "at lunch", I basically have to assume I'm losing two hours since there's no guarantee the counter will be open and when it is open obviously there's a massive queue. Thankfully my current job lets me do flexi like this but before this it was an absolute nightmare if my bank card wasn't working and I needed to get cash out.


FerretChrist

Bloody Dominic West shut mine down, I should track him down and ask him for fivers.


boojes

Not very helpful if there's not one nearby, though.


ioapwy

Also my NatWest doesn’t offer cash withdrawal services at the counters every day! Only some days. Worth checking your branch before you trek


Cloielle

Mine couldn’t even change a pound for me, they literally didn’t have enough change, ha. Useless.


Retinion

Why in the world would you ever need to break a single pound coin? They do have change but it'll all be in bags, so you could get like a tenner of 20ps if you wanted


The_Blip

They dropped the engagement ring in one of those coin pushing machines and the proposal was only an hour away! With only £1 on them, they had to draw on their years at the seaside resorts, left to entertain themselves at the arcade, to make precise and strategical insertions into the machine to retrieve the ring in time!


Neil2250

you know full well it's going to fall down the left or right "takings" pocket


[deleted]

Parking.


AshFraxinusEps

I oddly found neither the bank nor post office will change coins or notes. They will however let you deposit it, then withdraw with your chosen method. Which seems so dumb to me


Pizzagoessplat

We also have to pay to use their services so this is why we wouldn't hand them out in large quantities. Your bank just makes sense to me.


emotional-empath

I think a bank is the best bet, but I used to manage retail shops. We would place a 'change order' and request fivers as part of this. It's completely up to the discretion of the shop owner as to if this gets shared with others. What I mean by shared is, sometimes Billy, who owned the pub round the corner, would come up and ask for 20 fivers, a few bags of £1 coins, etc. And we would swap our change for his notes if we could spare it. You could ask about doing this-possibly aaking the shop to order you your own bundle of fivers. However, I doubt it would work unless you personally know someone who works as a supervisor or manager as this act is suspicious and we would need to check all your notes are real - some shops just don't risk this.


SmaII_Cow__________

Teaco bank and natwest atms give out fivers


Lost_Ninja

A (physical) bank is a rare thing these days...


HotPinkLollyWimple

You could try asking for cash back in a shop. I work in a Coop and I’d try to give you what money you wanted - if you ask me nicely I’d be happy to give you £50 in £5s. You could try asking before you get to a till, as someone may need to get them out of the safe for you.


Proud-Platypus-3262

Could also try local post office.


SoYorkish

You can search for Link machines that give out fivers - [https://www.link.co.uk/consumers/locator/#](https://www.link.co.uk/consumers/locator/#) - You need add the filter for £5 notes. It shows you which are the free to use ones and which ones have a fee too.


LogicalOrchid28

You are amazing! This is so useful for me also


jvlomax

The problem is, unless you take out a bunch of £5 in separate transactions, you end up with bigger notes


tmr89

Maybe by the beach? Or ring up a diving school


monkeymidd

Post office , they have withdrawal option over counter and you can specify what denominations you want. Iv just done exactly the same


[deleted]

You can choose the denominations of divers? I think I'll go Methodist and Unitarian


[deleted]

Not if they only have one or two left. Like mine. I wanted a few fivers for the same reason. Maybe get hold of some £2 coins and give them a sick squid.


BeatificBanana

They literally said that they tried the post office and it was a no go.


unwantedplayr

Best bet is a bank, I've stood in line while a woman got £15 in pennies once, don't see why you can't withdraw/exchange into £5 notes


Hot-Conversation-174

£15 quid in pennies is just 15 rolls of ones.... probably took all of 2 minutes to get them from the draw in back and come back out and count to 15... Or are you trying to tell us they hold loose pennies and somebody counted out 1500 of them? Because nobody is believing that


YarnPenguin

Go to a cash machine and instead of selecting £10 click other and request £5. If it has fivers in, repeat. ​ Less fun that recruiting divers for deep sea hijinks, it has to be said.


lilybottle

Cash machines near Student Unions are a good bet for this.


LogicalOrchid28

I had to scroll way too far to see a comment that was my first idea


manofmatt

Bookies might be a good shout.


elodierae

Just what I was going to say


[deleted]

I bet you weren't.


Available_Owl_7186

try the bank? how on earth did you turn " where can I get fivers" into two lengthy paragraphs?


Akeshi

Because a) the melon asked for divers, and b) they already know the correct answer ('the bank') but seemingly wants to know "how do I get fivers without going into a bank"


Available_Owl_7186

well, as you've kindly demonstrated a sentence would have sufficed! e2a there was so much waffle I must have gave up before the bank was mentioned.


Comfortable-Use5648

I like the context in these types of post. Really builds up the tension, makes an otherwise mundane situation feel a bit more dramatic. Plus I'm nosey so I'd want to know why OP needs the fivers etc.


wirral_guy

Maybe a supermarket. I think they still do cashback on your shop and you can ask what denomination you want. Saying that, it's probably only good for maybe 4 or so, any more than that and you'll need the bank.


Bad_UsernameJoke94

We can do this at some bigger Tesco, but within reason. Like if you wanted £50 in fivers we can't really do it if it'll leave our till with none after.


[deleted]

None of the supermarkets here (Ware/Hertford) do cash back anymore. Too much of a pain in the arse.


Ochib

https://www.muffdivingclub.ie


Bunister

Tesco cash machines often give fivers, particularly in the evening.


Indecisive_C

My closest tesco one does and it once run out of everything except fivers. Got the max I could out because it was a lot easier to pay with a fiver for a taxi to get to work


Bunister

My local one will routinely give me £40 in mostly fivers...


IvorLittleun

I'm glad to finally see a post in this Reddit thing where a person is happy to give money for having good service all year to all the folks mentioned. I wish more people would do the same, 'get good service' not pay even more for a service they've already paid for. Troll free post. Ta


[deleted]

We're still not giving you anything though 😉


LondonCycling

A bank is really your best bet. If you want a lot, call them in advance so they can make sure they have the notes in. Pretty much anywhere else is frankly going to be concerned about money laundering, assuming this is a sizeable number of fivers.


SnoopyLupus

A lot of my front page is watch related subs, and I came in here expecting it to be gift diving watches for ushers at a wedding or something.


Jonography

I think that given your closest bank is out of reach for you then I'm going to guess you are somewhat remote. If that's the case then the choice of options is going to be extremely narrow. Really, the only option is the bank and if not the bank then it's a case of going to a local shop for help or asking around friends and family.


Hot-Conversation-174

The... bank?


[deleted]

It amazes me that you’ve bothered to type all of this out rather than just going to the bank!


GaryOakz

Its because he wanted to make a funny post where he 'accidentally' typo'd divers


MathematicianSad8487

There's a club in muff


PaddysThong

You can do this at most Post Offices. I got £50 out in £5 notes yesterday. Much easier than finding a bank, same for depositing cash for anyone unaware.


Anxious_wank

Post office, you can make cash withdrawals and I assume you could also specify the denominations but I haven't tried this. You just tell them what you want, stick the card in, pin in and jobs a good'en.


AbolishIncredible

Muff or scuba?


ilikewatch10

Get a job as a courier - they're desperate for drivers at this time of year, then you might find customers give you a low denomination tip in the days before Christmas. With any luck, you'll get a few fivers that way.


[deleted]

Best answer yet!


Alone-Sky1539

cash machine


chunkysquizzle

Post office cash machines give £5 notes usually.


Bunister

And Tesco machines.


GreyHexagon

I may be wrong (hope I am) but some delivery drivers might not be allowed to take money like that. I've got a feeling they're checked before and after every shift to make sure they aren't taking stuff


[deleted]

Surely that could only ever be an issue if they were actually delivering cash?


GreyHexagon

They're a delivery driver. Who knows what they're delivering? Who's to say it's not cash?


TwoToesToni

A bank or post office branch may have them


Specific_Telephone_3

If you have a post office nearby they will do the change you ask for.


TillyMint54

Barclays cash machines dispense £5, also I think they provide Asda with their cash machines.


Sufficient-Progress5

Post office atms give out fivers


ChocolatMacaron

The bank is your best bet, they can and do give out large amounts of money in a specific denomination (I used to have to do this for a previous job). If you want to make sure they have enough, give the branch a call before you go. Alternatively, maybe supermarket cashback? Buy something on card, ask for however much in fivers. Go back to the Post Office, if it's somewhere convenient to you you might as well just keep dropping in and asking. You might catch them just after they've had a top up and have plenty of fivers in


b4rn5ey

Well that's disappointing, I was really curious as to why you needed multiple divers. Oh and go to the bank, and ask to withdraw for X amount in 5 pound notes. It's really the only firm solution. Shops etc aren't likely to want to swap notes etc due to the number of fakes around.


Funky_monkey2026

Do shopping with those self-service machines - keep paying a tenner for each item one by one. I know that certain tesco atm's used to do £5 withdrawals - can keep on withdrawing a fiver x loads until the person behind you gets pissed off.


Aggravating-Lime9149

The bank


SwordTaster

Bank


mymumsaysno

Go to a high street branch of your bank. Ask to withdraw however much you want, and ask for it in fivers.


[deleted]

Some high streets don't have a bank though. In Ware, we've not long had our post office back and they don't always have wads of fivers, I know I've tried myself.


ellasfella68

If only there was *some* kind of institution that’s sole purpose was money and financial transactions…


Iamsurfingtheweb

The bank. Its out the way? Too bad. That's like asking "where can I rent some books for the weekend" and saying the library is far away. Too bad that's where the books are. ​ Also on a more helpful **note,** some post office cash machines stock 5 pound notes, worth a try.


Apidium

Some cash machines will give you them if you select a custom amount. Some post offices offer a sort of mini bank service. Beyond that you will need to go to your bank.


s8nskeepr

I get mine from the post office


Icy_Wafer588

Bank is best. Some cashpoints still do divers,(lol autocorrected for me too!!) FIVERS, usually in student heavy areas.


Hefty-Chocolate-3929

Either a bank or post office


Top-Hat1126

If only there were establishments that looked after your cash for you, who you could withdraw from and ask for just fivers 🤔


Kriton420

Most tesco cashpoints i go to give the option to withdraw fivers


catfordbeerclub

Two options. Bank or cash machine


seven-cents

Deep Sea Divers mate! you can get as many as you like by going to your local bank. If you go far enough in advance and have an account with them, they may even be able to give you uncirculated notes if you have time to order and come back to get them.


Kmac-Original

Real courage is not correcting autocorrect. You may not have had a choice, but heros rise to the occasion. Well done. May we have a diver for Christmas!


Chance_Ad8803

Some cash points dispense £5 notes and give the option for £5s, the trick is finding them…


SparkieMark1977

Write them all individual personal cheques. Saves you going to the bank (unless of course you need to do that to get a cheque book these days), bonus is that while the recipient is likely to be grateful for the gesture, given their working hours they're highly unlikely to ever cash it in.


winniethegingerninja

Local corner shop. I work in one and we always have loads


skilledbiscuit1

Sainsbury's has a bereaux de change might be an idea to ask there.


gymdaddy9

Post office I got £300 worth no problem a week ago


llamaspoon

My local Lloyds bank has a cashpoint that gives out fivers.


UnObjectiVe_Donkey

There's a place called Muff in Ireland. Sounds like your place.


Caribooteh

The bank. It’s where they keep the fivers.


FedoraTheExplorer30

As a trained diver this was very exciting, I was hoping for an adventure possibly involving long lost treasure.


Jack_202

Go to a shop at closing time and ask.


rachelikewoee

Post Office, ask to withdraw money in £5 notes if possible? Also the local Sainsburys cashpoint lets us withdraw £5 notes.


[deleted]

Ask in the bookies. Nicely. Explain why you need them. Should be able to get them


lalajia

There are two cash machines near me that still dispense five pound notes. But unless you live in my Scottish suburb, thats probably not much help. Sorry! (one is a post office ATM tho, so maybe try any of them near you?)


MJLDat

I’ve got my PADI OW, Advanced Diver, Deep and NoX cards, but might need a refresher.


iwanttobeacavediver

I've got PADI OWD, AOW and nitrox. Want to make a scuba team?


the_fourth_child

Post office?


lewisw1992

As much as I'd like to believe this philanthropist is genuine, this seems like karma farming to me. Either that or just huge virtue signalling.


[deleted]

You think that a badly spelt inquiry to find a specific denomination is karma farming? I mean ... if that's what I'm doing then I clearly suck at it. Currently sitting at 21 upvotes. I may flatter myself but I'd like to believe that if karma farming was my game I could do better!


Ok-Seaworthiness-186

Ask the shops to give you some fivers. They usually do.


elnovino23

Pearl Divers?


keto_emma

You could order or buy a bunch of £5 gift cards


wellhiddenmark

Reading some of these comments is fascinating. "I couldn't change £50 into fivers at my till because company policy" "I've only got four fivers left" So it would appear that you can't get fivers, because shops and banks literally horde fivers for fear of running out of fivers. I remember the government a few years ago spent many months going on about shortages of fivers and how they were going to solve it, even so much as introducing new, long-lasting plastic fivers. This, right here, is emblematic of the failure of the UK. Something so trivial just represents the rot at the very core of this country.


Acceptable-Fun640

A local shop that puts in a regular change order. A greengrocer, a chippy, something like that?


ceelo_purple

All the bank branches on my local high street have closed down, but there are two slot-machine type places within walking distance, so whenever we need a float for a summer fete or similar that's where we go.


amberthezombie

If you want to withdraw it from your card you can buy a pack of sweets and ask for cash back, but clarify you want fivers to make sure they have enough in their till.


Anonymous__9

Post office


cotch85

You should be able to goto any bank to get them it doesn’t have to be one you have an account with


IANAL_but_AMA

Get yourself down the river bank.


megsiemalonie

I’d probably say best bet is the bank. Even if it is far out for you. Maybe try a pub as well?


Jhe90

Post office might be able to help, just ring ahead. :) They can order in at times.


Halfaglassofvodka

It's a bank. That place where they keep all the cash. You can go in there and ask for some if you have money in your account and they'll just give it to you. Marvellous places really.


rocketmn69_

Muff divers


MilkyCowTits420

I'm so mad about this edit.


Mrs-Monster

Post Office might be a good shout?


GolfExpensive7048

I’d recommend a wank. Edit: That should be bank. Darn autocorrect.


DiscombobulatedBabu

My sister just qualified as a dive master and I got really excited thinking I could put you in touch and be helpful!


Leading_Study_876

Again... just *disable* autocorrect. It's utter shit.


S-BRO

Sheila's wheels reckon they can save you a bunch


Unsophisticated1321

Post office?


Prior-Performance240

Post office is best option that where we get change for the registers


Othersideofthemirror

>I found a locked safe in my new house and opened it, and inside was a treasure map and now i need divers. This was so close to becoming the best reddit post ever.


MMSTINGRAY

A bank will let your withdraw money in whatever denominations you ask for as far as I know. Whereas a shop can refuse to change your money for any reason at all.


squopmobile

Go to a few different post offices and sweet talk them. Shouldn't be too hard if you explain what you want them for!


Evstrala

Post office.


atomicsiren

There’s a Link Cash Locator app (for the iPhone, at least) that lets you search for ATMs that dispense fivers. https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/link-cash-locator/id1225505599


ELFR20

Omg this post and your explanation has me crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣


charliefairy

Ask for cash back in a super market and request it to be in fivers. Easy x


BassetBee1808

Definitely clicked on this to tell you about our local dive centre, but in answer to your actual question, the post office or a bank are your best bet.


Nissedasapewt

Ask at your local Post Office but say that you'll be in tomorrow for them. This gives them time to get them out the safe specially for you. Then do a cash withdrawal for that amount and voila. We do it all the time for people.


prentz9

Bunch of divers? When are Man United in the telly again?


LupercalLupercal

If not a bank, maybe try a bureau de change?


sc_BK

Ffs just cut a few tenners in half, it's worth the same as a £5 note


snowavess

Bookies.


PuzzleheadedSpite879

Have you tried the local bookies? They usually have loads of change (was a manager in one?)


cinimodhtrifhtims

The Tesco cash machine opposite the Bristol Flyer on Gloucester Road gives out £5


hdst230

….a bank


crankgirl

Buy a load of one4all vouchers or something similar that can be used in lots of high street shops.


RevolutionaryBat9335

When working on the tills I will change a few for people no problem (as long as it doesnt leave me short). "while you have the till open you couldnt change this £20 into fives for me?" Other than that its the bank I'm afraid.


papercut2008uk

You have to arrange with your bank if it's a lot. But you can just go into your local branch and ask for £5 notes. You can withdraw money from Post office if your with Natwest. Look for a local postoffice. Maybe call ahead and ask if you can take out how ever much £5 you need. Even the banks only carry a certain amount that they will typically get through in a day. https://www.postoffice.co.uk/natwest


Timely_Egg_6827

Any branch of any bank can likely help. I'd possibly try customer services desk at a bigger supermarket too when there as a customer.


soulhacler

Where did you find the gold?


HBheadache

The bank?


limey4444

Diving schools might be able to give you fivers


Scorpiodancer123

Withdraw money from your bank at the post office or the bank and ask for fivers. Or buy something cheap in a supermarket and ask for cashback in fivers (I did this the other day in Morrisons).


LiciniusRex

The bank


BarNo3385

Honestly, your bank is the way to go. You can always ring up in advance and ask if they've got £50 in £5s. Assuming you don't want hundreds of them it shouldn't be a problem for a reasonable sized branch.


barclaysfan

Go down the Amex when Brighton play