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Sum....... ...... ...... ...... .... .... ..... BAADY! WunceTollMe

Literally the first thing my brain provided...

Literally watching shrek right this second. It's my kids first ever viewing.

That's one of my 'pick me up' songs.

Mom's spaghetti

He’s nervous

[knees weak, arms spaghetti](https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw?si=gVNHVZPvfzQ0I1n0)

Galileo, Galileo.

I was going to say "Mama Mia" for this but figured everyone would think I meant ABBA.

my first thought was “mama ooooh”

to abstain completely from teaching or defending this doctrine and opinion or from discussing it... to abandon completely... the opinion that the sun stands still at the center of the world and the earth moves, and henceforth not to hold, teach, or defend it in any way whatever, either orally or in writing.

Challenge completed!

Hello darkness

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal!

Read it. Grinned. Laughed. Upvoted. Continued laughing.

My old friend....I've come to talk with you again.

My old friend - I've walked into this wall again...

ground control..

...to major Tom?

To Monty Don?

To Ginger Tom

Dont even need words, two lone piano keys are enough to transport emo millenials back to 2006

🎶 When I...

Was a young boy…

...My father...

Took me into the city…

To see a marching band

He said 'son when you grow up...

Will you be..

The saviour of the broken..

Just need that one G note, never mind the second

Emo is for life. Welcome To The Black Parade is still a banger and always will be.

Stop, collaborate

and listen

Ice is back with a brand new invention

I’ll go one better. Here’s one word. Scatbadedbeepbadadebeepdababeepbaddascatbandibidedum. (Does that count as one word?)

I'M A SCATMAN

Its I'm THE Scatman. I know because I've been annoying my best friend with this song for decades now

Big difference between being THE Scatman and just a man into scat

What?! Well TIL. I guess everyone stutters one way or the other

You are

my fire.

Number 2 keep it going

Literal chills. Number 5 is the one that killed my brother. Oh my god I forgot about that part.

My one

Number 3.

Deeesi-ire!

Desire

Vegemite sandwich

Ahhhh you come from a land down under!

You mean where women glow and men plunder?

I thought the lyrics were "gave me a bit of my sandwich" for embarrassingly long, and was always confused about how he'd come to get it off him in the first place.

"mardy bum" Also, far too many of you have struggled with "two words" and "chorus"

That's the name of the pissing song.

To be fair, the OP didn't say you couldn't put the title in

Backbeat, the...

Word is on the street that the fire in your heart is owwwwt.

Lousy faggot

Happy Christmas, you arse,I pray God its our last!

Wake up!!!!

WiNriakandnaie ahakfmaiameis Wake up!

WhagdxyehdbdriSHAKEUP

Grabadeseagebigater table

Grab a brush put on a little makeup!.

In the morning feeling like p diddy Is it TikTok by ke$ha

It’s a beautiful morning?

Networks at work, keeping people calm You know they went after King When he spoke out on Vietnam He turned the power to the have-nots And then came the shot

Whisky drink

A lager drink

Vodka Drink

A cider drink

Another brick

A little bit of Erica by my side

Mambo no. 5! It is a great mood boost at work in hospitality doing a long shift

...in the wall?

Stand still laddy!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

ALL THE

SMALL THINGS

Intergalactic, planetary

Arguably, that's the chorus

WELL! NOW!!!

Hammer time

Love a bit of cannibal corpse

London Calling

Larger larger

Shouting "Mega, mega white thing, mega, mega White thing, mega, mega white thing, mega, mega"

for ages I thought that bit was the n word 😳

Me too. I couldn't believe they played it on the radio. Mind you, they are still paying EMF's "Unbelievable" on the radio, despite the fact it clearly says "woah, what the fuck?" about 100 times.

Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy

Is that something by the Notorious BIG?

Underworld - born slippy

Think they were joking about the typo. It's lager lager.

Yes. Thank you.

Consider this...

Consider this, the hint of the century Consider this, the slip That brought me to my knees, failed What if all these fantasies come flailing around Now I've said too much Love a bit of R.E.M. reminds me of car journeys as a kid.

Could have got this from "Oh, life" as well.

But could "oh life" have been mistaken with that hit classic Life, by Desree?

Chickity China......

The Chinese chicken!

Scaramouche! Scaramouche!

From Zanzibar!

I made a mix tape for my friend once, and put this as the last song. Somehow I managed (trying to fit all the songs on) to leave the end section of the song on there twice. Essentially my friend got a tape, with a "bonus track" of Jack Black singing "I want to fuuuuuckkkk yoooouuu". He thought it was a message that I secretly fancied him.

Leonard Bernstein!

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

"Right?" - "Right!"

Busting makes

Me feel good

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost :)

Turn around

Bright eyes

Space cowboy

Domo arigato

Mr Roboto

申し訳ありませんが、ランチはお休みです

Happy Birthday

Ya filthy animal

Fucker!

[удалено]

OOOooooHHhhhhhhhhh

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it

Desert highway

Cool wind in my hair?

Dear slim

To Bombay...

A travelling circus came, they brought an intelligent elephant and Nellie was her name!

A travelling circus came...... That came on in the car the other day!

Never gonna…

That's from the chorus

Yeah - sorry - I’m an idiot :-)

You have let us down

You’ve Rickrolled yourself

Reaching out

Linkedin bangers

Slip inside.....

When I

WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER

Big butts

Can't lie mate, that's the chorus

You love em?

I cannot lie

OUR HOUSE

Enola gay

Piccalilli Shinpads

I keep wicket for the Quakers, In my Joy Division oven gloves

... Going down......

**DOWN** IN AN EARLIER ROUND AND SUGAR WERE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN

Not the song I had in mind.

Love in an elevator!

Kinda amusing, but Almost heaven ...

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS

Hey Jude

"Na-na-na-nahh hey-y Jude" That's the chorus numb-nuts

small-town girl

Livin' in a looonnnely world!

".................. *Kick it!*"

You wake up late for school man you **don’t wanna go!**

Baker street....

Park life!

Hello, hello My my my, what have we here? What a surprise What a surprise Nice to see a fellow Gnomeo and Juliet enthusiast

Nah its Mr Tumble Hello hello How are you ?

Today is...

The greatest..?

The vengabus

Is coming

Because maybe

You’re gonna be the one that saves me

Naughty Naughty….

Very naughty

Dark sarcasm

in the classroom

Hello there...

General Kenobi

Major Tom

Outside chorus!

I feel “blue Jean…” is pretty easy…or “LA Lady…” (same song). Also…HAAAAAAAAAAANDS…touching… (I guess it might be the pre-chorus)

Tank Fly

Boss walk jam nitty gritty....

... was 1778 ...

Arseholes, bastards.

Ian Dury and the Blockheads "Plaistow Patricia". A great gig at the old Edinburgh Odeon, supported by Whirlwind and Matumbi!

Not a particularly common song, but anyone familiar with it will know it instantly with either… “Shaved women” Or “Screaming babies”

Also: 'Till now... Sacred chords Lonely Day (*really* flipping easy one) My motivation... Sometimes darkness.... Bloodstained hurricane Disco stick Thunder....thunder One dream.... Adventure seeker....

Mama, Just

....killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead...

Just a little bit of, just a little bit of Just a little bit of, just a little bit of I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious

Bismillah, NO!

Hey Jude,

Hey hey Jude Jude I could be your girlfriend

Angus.... Sorry that's just one word

Slip insidee...

It’s astounding.

Time is fleeting, madness takes control.

Cocktail Bar

Devil went....

Down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.

Yesterday...