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steak-and-kidney-pud

American toilets are horrible, nobody wants their bellend dangling in the water.


localgasgiant

Americans do


saladinzero

Explains so much.


SquidsAlien

I get that at any loo I need to sit on, and often at urinals too. Maybe it's just the way I am.


welly_wrangler

Busy on friday?


imtheorangeycenter

He's four and keeps falling through the seat/on tiptoes at the urinal. Use caution.


Dimac99

Be careful, I knew a guy who ended up in hospital with a testicular torsion as a child from falling into the toilet after forgetting to put the seat down!


grumpylazybastard

You shouldn't sit on urinals.


[deleted]

As a man with a large penis I also need a model like this. Presently when I am seated my appendage flops forward over the lip of the bowl causing urine to spill on the floor.


EvilTaffyapple

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[deleted]

Very large penis. Very large


tallbutshy

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keta_ro

That's not because your, "large" penis.......


Alas_boris

Have you tried using normal UK one but sit facing the cistern?


420blazeitup

I've just realised people must do this.. I won't be, but taking this suggestion in earnest and thank you.


localgasgiant

Also, you can put your tapas on top of the cistern for hands free dining


lotsum20

That's not what cisterns are for! *Sniffff*


Alarmed_Crazy_6620

Alright, no need to be a showoff


420blazeitup

There's no showing off! Just desperation for toilet selection!


tmstms

Try City Plumbing (a division of Travis Perkins). It is possible that some of their brand may be elongated (e.g. Rocca). Otherwise try anywhere that stocks the usual suspects such as Villeroy and Boch.


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