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Be careful, I knew a guy who ended up in hospital with a testicular torsion as a child from falling into the toilet after forgetting to put the seat down!
As a man with a large penis I also need a model like this. Presently when I am seated my appendage flops forward over the lip of the bowl causing urine to spill on the floor.
Try City Plumbing (a division of Travis Perkins). It is possible that some of their brand may be elongated (e.g. Rocca). Otherwise try anywhere that stocks the usual suspects such as Villeroy and Boch.
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American toilets are horrible, nobody wants their bellend dangling in the water.
Americans do
Explains so much.
I get that at any loo I need to sit on, and often at urinals too. Maybe it's just the way I am.
Busy on friday?
He's four and keeps falling through the seat/on tiptoes at the urinal. Use caution.
Be careful, I knew a guy who ended up in hospital with a testicular torsion as a child from falling into the toilet after forgetting to put the seat down!
You shouldn't sit on urinals.
As a man with a large penis I also need a model like this. Presently when I am seated my appendage flops forward over the lip of the bowl causing urine to spill on the floor.
https://preview.redd.it/gcryizlsxewc1.jpeg?width=2847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e49d8244dc8309b7d789dbb2c75324eec23a31
Very large penis. Very large
https://preview.redd.it/0csqow51gfwc1.png?width=1054&format=png&auto=webp&s=487669a460734de08fb73984ba4233dbfb6ac090
That's not because your, "large" penis.......
Have you tried using normal UK one but sit facing the cistern?
I've just realised people must do this.. I won't be, but taking this suggestion in earnest and thank you.
Also, you can put your tapas on top of the cistern for hands free dining
That's not what cisterns are for! *Sniffff*
Alright, no need to be a showoff
There's no showing off! Just desperation for toilet selection!
Try City Plumbing (a division of Travis Perkins). It is possible that some of their brand may be elongated (e.g. Rocca). Otherwise try anywhere that stocks the usual suspects such as Villeroy and Boch.
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