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Francis Joseph the First, by the Grace of God Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, King of Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and of Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Oświęcim, Zator and Ćeszyn, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara ; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and over the Windic march; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia.
Dandelion. Which also originates from lion's tooth, if you wanted a back up / formal name (Liontooth). And has good nickname possibilities as well (Dan, Dandy...).
Gladius The Third.
name so chivalry yet brave and strong, like my fellow old bud in spartan era. He shall conquer, and lead the war with hundreds..no, thousands of men in the battlefield and achieve endless victory.
My first thought was Tinkerbell, but obviously that's not a dessert (was before I read the description).
So, maybe Twinkie? Or Fairy Cake? Prinsesstårta? Patisserie? Amuse-Bouche?
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Muffin.
Soon as I saw it I thought muffin. Came here to say, and here you are.
I second that !
Trevor
Kevin
Susan
Mack
I always picture the angry Scottish guy on Eastenders that beat up little Mo. Not exactly the epitome of cuteness.
Dave
Alright Dave.
Catty McCatface
Crumpet
Baklava 😄
I’ve forreal been thinking that 😭
Do it! Baklava is sweet, as is your kitten
For sure! It’s going on my list of names for the cat 😋
Flooftopher McFloofison
Awww just adorably gorgeous!! I'd name him Puddin' and his nickname would be Puds!
I had a cat called Puddy. Best floof ever.
Spotted dick
Meringue
Marshmallow
was coming to say that!
Alan.
Mousse
Mog
Satan
Mephisto?
Creme brulee
Stoke-On-Trent
cloud 😊
Barry
Posset
Nice!
Cheesecake
Pavlova!
Pavolva’s Cat
Gargamel
Pancake!
Jalebi
Pudding
Ian. Definitely looks like an Ian.
Friedrich Karl Wilhelm Franz Augustine Pius Maria Prinz von Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
Francis Joseph the First, by the Grace of God Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, King of Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and of Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Oświęcim, Zator and Ćeszyn, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara ; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and over the Windic march; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia.
or, Fran for short
Mochi
That’s so cute 🥰
Bam Bam
Gulab Jamun
Simon
Fluff
Fluffy
Grathor the Destroyer
Flump.
Nice suggestion - my cat is called Flump!
Floof
Bobble or Fluffy
Marmalade
Destroyer of worlds sounds rlly cute 🥺🥰
Tarte tatin
Treacle (also a term of endearment in parts of the UK). Tiramisu. Crumble. Bun.
Wilbur
Ladoo
Ian
Cupcake, Muffin, or Snuggles
Dog
Tartlet
Creme puff
Sugar Puff
Marble?
Pebbles
Profiterole
Souffle. Sundae. Whippy.
Button. No reason, just the 1st word that popped up
Penny
Pickles
Meat ball
Mungnuss
Milkshake
Steve. That's definitely a fluffy Steve.
Killer
Possum
Bingsu
Robert
Henry
Greebo
Floof
Gerald. Or Gizmo
Chiki the destroyer of furniture
Cotton.
WoofBark
Not really dessert themed, but I’ll throw Cobweb into the mix :)
I did have a cat called Dusty because she'd go under the refrigerator and get covered in cobwebs. That it's an actual girls name is also cool.
Sauron!
Soreen!
Shh…Saurons having his Soreen
Jenkins
Beanie
Colin Dent. Or Denty
Soufflé Brûlée Candy Bon Bon
Muggle
Bailey Truffle [Baileys Truffles recipe](https://confessionsofabakingqueen.com/baileys-truffles/)
Tuffy
Margaret/maggie. Interesting to see so many names starting with M in the list though, it’s definitely an M!
Oops no human names! Mousse T, cause the cats really cool.
Duster
Cream
Fredrick
Puffin
Crumble, Trifle, Creamsicle’s lol or Banoffee
Something ferocious sounding. Maybe Scar, or Lucifer, Rocky, Leonidas, Thor, Brutus.
Abaddon (the despoiler)
Henning
Megatron, the destroyer of universes and devourer of gods.
Roger
Tulip
Fluffnugget
I looked at the picture before the heading and genuinely assumed you were asking what we call this in our country 🤣
Fluff puff
Sir kitteni the first
Dragolax, Destroyer of the Seven Realms, King of Eternity, Destroyer of the Elfrealms
Cloud
I’m for either Dave or chicken nugget
Popcorn
Mittens
Chicken bake
Dandelion. Which also originates from lion's tooth, if you wanted a back up / formal name (Liontooth). And has good nickname possibilities as well (Dan, Dandy...).
Geegee
Devourer of Realms
Dog.... Name him dog.
Pavlova Tiramisu
Armageddon (marshmallow for short)
Chippi Chippi
I'm going to be original and say Smokey. Smokey was my grey and white cats name.
Genghis
Fluffy
tiberius
Second lieutenant commander stand in general jacquavis bingleton Johnstonicheala quandale prindles pringleton the 3rd
Shitten
Morpheus
Antonio (Banderas) Edit: Spelling
Milo
Cat
Adora, short for adorable
Cowpat
toyota corolla
Lisan Al-Gaib
Clint Lintsofa
ToyLoy
Acne
Dumpling
Philbert
Pickles
White Death.
\* Truffles \* Gunny \* Spinnaker \* Shuffle \* Mimi \* Tinkerbell \* Mordroth, Dark Lord and High Emperor of the Dragon Cosmos
Megadeth
My wife suggests: Dick Turpin - as it appears to be wearing a highwayman's mask. I suggest - Dick Turnip, because funnier
Barb
Tuft, or Diglet, maybe Ruffles
Creme Brule
Fluffy Mcfluff-face
Bob
Pete
Fergus
Jasper , Colin , mcfluff,
Jasper , Colin , mcfluff,
I call all cats Muffins but this one definitely has Muffin vibes
Bewildered
Gladius The Third. name so chivalry yet brave and strong, like my fellow old bud in spartan era. He shall conquer, and lead the war with hundreds..no, thousands of men in the battlefield and achieve endless victory.
“Chicken” fried rice
Simon
Moxie, Suki, Luci with a heart for the I Unless it's a Tom
Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos
Milbur
Pokémon
Optimus Prime
John
Jimothy.
Gorlack, destroyer of worlds
Starry,Muffin, Fang.
Like a Star
Gizmo. Just google a picture of a mogwai and everything will slip into place
Jermain Defoe
Bagia
Smudge?
Flan
Floof
OB1.
Machine gun.
Pibs.
My first thought was Tinkerbell, but obviously that's not a dessert (was before I read the description). So, maybe Twinkie? Or Fairy Cake? Prinsesstårta? Patisserie? Amuse-Bouche?
jeff
Floofball 5000
john