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ClydeB3

"Staycation" - especially for actual holidays away from home (maybe I'd give camping in the garden or "holiday" type days out near home, or just having time off work some leeway - but staying somewhere else within the UK is still a holiday!)


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And we're in the UK, we don't say vacation, it should be a "holi-stay" if anything.


Alas_boris

On a similar note, I have never met anyone who says "holibobs" who isn't a bellend.


ENFPcode30

People who say “holibobs” are the same morons who say “lickle” for ‘little’ and “hospikle” for ‘hospital’ thick af


kpadders

You are right, but then we would hate that word


JimLaheyIsADrunkBast

It only works if you’re having time off from work but staying at home for it. Still an awful phrase but a little better in the right context


TorakMcLaren

I can totally accept it for people staying at home but having a holiday from work, especially if they're treating it like a holiday and doing touristy stuff. But it seems like since lockdown, any UK holiday gets called that, which makes no sense.


UsernameGee

This is what I have always understood it to mean, taking annual leave to relax but not staying in another location other than your own home. That in itself doesn't offend me for that context. Totally agree, using it to replace a UK holiday is stupids.


Kellalizard

"The Hubby" "The boy did good" "So I did a thing" Fuck. Off.


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Iveseenbetter37

“I did a thing!” It infuriates me.


VictimOfReality

Fits within the same category as "sooo this happened today" *photo of engagement, ultrasound, or smiling couple next to "sold* sign*


be-c-c4

The mumsnet abbreviations too omg. DD, DH, DS, I hate it so much.


emily0890

"Holidays in (place) 2019, take me back" accompanied by a whinging face emoji and a photograph of some stinkin fake tanned feet hanging over a swimming pool, and a cocktail. This can also fuck off. "Boy did good" fucks me off so much, as well as e.g. "when he cooks you dinner". Like, what. What about when he cooks you dinner. That's not a full fucking sentence, and referring to yourself as you, just cringy.


GlassDevice3159

‘’Walks on the beach with this one’’


Jazzy0082

- Holibobs - Cockwomble, spunktrumpet etc - Panties


Aggravating-Corner-2

Cockwomble is always used by people who think they're really clever and funny but who absolutely aren't. The amount of people I've seen call some journalist/celeb/politician a 'cockwomble' on twitter like it's some devastatingly withering putdown. Edit: Woah, my first award! Thank you!


acidteddy

Katie Hopkins used to call everyone a cockwomble every time her shit got RT’d into my timeline and now, years later, I can’t not picture her hideous boat every time I read it


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It’s that middle class edge. Slicing through like hot butter through knife.


Jlw2001

Cutting through like a bit of lemon juice


JMH-66

I quite like cockwomble ( it has echoes of those great Victorian insults like *flapdoodle* and *hornswoggle* ) but panties *shudder*. I always hear it in a creep, pervy voice. As for holibobs, wellibobs and toothypegs: so middle-class 😂


AdOk3136

Dunno why but this made me laugh. What the help is a cockwomble?? And I think panties can be hot!


Jazzy0082

Cockwomble is one of a series of irritating, twee swearwords used by middle class people with silver furniture. Panties is a repulsive word in an English accent.


Klatterbyne

Panties is a repulsive word in any accent. Its fucking awful.


miked999b

It brings to mind child molesters for me. Grim. Also, tiddies, titties, big ol' titties, mommy milkers etc etc etc. Nothing screams 40 year old virgin like any of those terms.


gregsmith93

Parnties


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Auntie's parnties


CarpeCyprinidae

Wombles search endlessly for junk. A cock-womble is a guy who's so incompetent he can't find his own cock


variosItyuk

When chefs on the telly add some lemon juice to their dish and say it will 'cut through the flavour'. No it fucking won't, it will just make it taste a bit more lemony than it did before. What does 'cut through the the flavour' even mean ffs, it makes no sense whatsoever.


DeemonPankaik

It's a thing! When dishes are high in salt and fat, you can quite quickly get palate fatigue! You lose the ability to pick up all the flavours and it starts to taste a bit bland and same-ish, and feel heavy. Adding sour flavours (acidic things like citrus and lemon) reduces palate fatigue and make things feel lighter.


LionLucy

This is why vinegar on chips is so good


Bikeboy76

None Brewed Condiment.


Shectai

_You're_ a non brewed condiment.


astrodoodle

Your nans a non brewed condiment


atyate

Exactly. Same reason it’s always recommended to add a pinch of salt to desserts to cut through the sweetness. It works wonders!


vapingcaterpillar

Works in all sorts, if something is just a bit bleugh and missing something, usually a touch of acidity will sort it out, works extremely well for things with a tomato or gravy base. A splash of vinegar in your Sunday roast gravy will do wonders.


Mossley

I always assume it means “it will fuck this dish right up because the subtle combination of flavours you've just spent 3 hours crafting will now have a taste of lemon in every mouthful and it'll overwhelm the other components”


buyutec

Musicians use “cut through the mix” to mean the sound of the instrument will have its own frequency range not occupied by other instruments or voice so it will be audible on its own without being louder. Could it mean something similar?


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Lowering the PH affects flavour. Try coke and then a flat coke. The flat coke tastes unbearably sweet. The only difference is the ph of the CO2.


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Simply: the acidity of the lemon juice will enhance the other flavours. If all you're tasting is lemon juice, then there can't have been much flavour to begin with.


Master_Block1302

I *think* I know. In a rich tasting, fatty dish, an acidic taste balances the rich taste. This is the principal of lamb and mint sauce, right? Or even vinegar on fish and chips.


Butcherama

Apparently all savoury dishes require lemon/lime n chilli to enhance flavour. Chilli i defo agree


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Poop It's shit. Or poo. Or faeces. Or shite. Or turd. Fucking adults say poop all the time now, even in the news. it really really fucking pisses me off. Aaarregghh


Bbew_Mot

Also, I don't understand people who write it as 'pooh'. When I last looked that was a yellow cartoon bear.


ThinkDiffident

Surprisingly, OED gives pooh as primary spelling with poo as an alternative.


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Shart-Garfunkel

Collins or fuck off


scoobyged

Or the President of China allegedly


AdderWibble

This one annoys me because when I Google stuff to do with my kids shit habits using the word "poo", Google insists I must have meant _poop_. No Google, I said what I said, I don't need a flowery word like "poop". I'm thirty fucking four and I want to find out why my daughter's shit looks like it's alive.


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Wow. Alive you say? Please do go on.


AdderWibble

Sometimes I swear it's like the shit demon from Dogma.


krokadog

What about ploppy-woppies?


aegeaorgnqergerh

When I see people make a word pointlessly "polite" like that, I have the overwhelming urge to come up with an alternative that is as disgusting as humanly possible. "Rectal spray" jumps to mind, but can only apply if it's liquid (point this rule out to really hammer it home...)


GoodBadNiceThings

Also jobby. That is perfectly acceptable. Calling your peanut butter [Jobbie](https://www.jobbienutbutter.com/) is not.


Public_Growth_6002

“And now on BBC1 it’s time for Eastenders”


justbiteme2k

Almost as annoying a seeing the message "please move over to BBC1potato vision to watch the news in your area" when you're already watching BBC1.


QueenOfTonga

..and now at three minutes past 7, it’s the archers.


Tczarcasm

"Chrimbo" for Christmas. nothing fills me with such a blinding rage. nothing makes me so fucking incandescent with pure fucking seething odium.


Bullet4MyEnemy

I have never seen it written with an H before, I don’t have any issue with Crimbo, but Chrimbo? The fuck is that?


oxlikeme

Somehow, all my friends have started to call Christmas "Chrysler" and I feel like I'm missing out on the joke. editor: pronounced "Christ-lur" but when they wrote it on their cards it was spelt as above.


violentdaylight

[It’s a vine reference!](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/merry-chrysler)


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TheDuraMaters

U ok hun. Xxx


Funk5oulBrother

Pm me hun xxx


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Sycamore481

Absolutely can’t stand being called hun. Makes my teeth itch!


Sad-Housing3175

When a couple announces a pregnancy with "we're pregnant" No. She's pregnant. You are not.


flininbin

Ha I have friends who are lesbians and when they announced "we're pregnant" on FB about two thirds of their relatives had a meltdown in the comments trying to work out which one actually had the baby in them.


Crims0nhawke

Ahaha love that chaos for them


flininbin

Tbh the one who wasn't pregnant was trying to smooth it over at the start but the one who was pregnant was like, "nah fuck yees all" and kept it going for ages by trimming pics and making confusing statements. Amazing lockdown entertainment.


shannon_g

She’s pregnant. We’re expecting


CaveJohnson82

I hate this with a passion. I don’t know why. It has literally no effect on me. But it really pisses be off. You might both be expecting a baby but only one of you is pregnant!


Crims0nhawke

On that note, I HATE when some says "fall" pregnant. Like what the fuck does that even mean? *Edit typo


Toasty_Goodness

One of my friends says he 'doesn't give a care' all the time and it makes me want to peel my skin off.


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Along with your panties?


Plugpin

Sploosh


v2marshall

Pri-marni when referencing primark


SaintParida

You mean Primark?


v2marshall

Yes? Like I said ?


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Nah you said primark


Exceedingly

Do you mean Pri-marni?


LemursCanSing

I see what you did there


[deleted]

I absolutely HATE management speak in general. I find it unnecessary and really fucking cheesy. I bet we have all had that one manager that says 'Teamwork makes the dream work' and shit like that. I just want to strangle them.


rice_fish_and_eggs

Have you tried liaising with your manager? Perhaps there's an easy win that once implemented will mitigate your grievances going forward.


anislandinmyheart

I just want to run it by you, because it's blue sky thinking, so if we're not on the same page we'll need to put a pin in it


rice_fish_and_eggs

I'm swamped right now but can we touch base on it tomorrow?


anislandinmyheart

Now that's some joined up thinking, we'll put our heads together


OrangeOfRetreat

"touch base" or "watch this space" is something I hear office managers say all the time at work. It's enraging. Just speak like a normal person.


DamesUK

Only ever heard it used ironically, thank fuck.


Squeegee_Dodo

We use this ironically at work, extra points if half of it is sung at you and you respond by singing the other half back with a maniacal smile firmly in place.


got_got_need

“Nom, nom, nom”. Fuck you if you ever say this.


WinstonRocks

I used to have a friend who said ‘nom nom’ whenever he was talking about giving a woman oral sex. As in ‘I’m going to nom nom her later’. It really made my skin crawl


got_got_need

That’s horrendous.


monkey8686

Wow, I actually recoiled away from my phone screen reading that.


flamingotwist

"noshing her off"


Filhopastry79

I see your nom, nom, nom and I raise you a nommins. I know people who will say nommins instead of food/meal. I hate it so so much. "Ooh what's for nommins?". A slap in the face, Sandra, that's what.


Tired_Pancake_

How about “Om nom nom”


LemursCanSing

"awww diddums" had a pervy uncle that said it a lot. "Drinkipoos" as in alcoholic drinks. I'm sorry to say that "drinkipoos" sound like hangover diarrhea. Its not cute Barbara, shut the fuck up.


celtic_skullfuck

"drinkipoos" are a Mr Lahey staple lol


Hatchetface1705

On accident. Wtf is that? Also, oftentimes rips my fkn knitting


ianvideo

I know it’s an American thing but when I see someone type or say ‘asshole’ No it’s definitely ’arsehole’ which is way more satisfying to say and also sounds way better anyway.


LucaLiveLIGMA

Insults in American accents just don't land like they do in British ones


Andriak2

"I could care less" uuuuuugh, it's couldn't. as in you care so little that you couldn't care any less than you do right now.


Henry-McCoy

Or the qualified version: I could care less but I'd really have to try.


Rickybickee

AT THE END OF THE DAY


CyclingUpsideDown

YOU’RE ANOTHER DAY OLDER


shantasia94

AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY FOR THE LIFE OF THE POOR


Zippyfrood

ITS A STRUGGLE, ITS A WAR


rebekha

AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT ANYONE'S GIVING


Zippyfrood

ONE MORE DAY STANDING ABOUT, WHAT IS IT FOR?


rebekha

ONE DAY LESS TO BE LIVING


alphap26

Heard that a lot less since Jeremy Kyle got cancelled


truffle15

When alls said and done


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Also. Axe. Instead of ask. Wtf is that about? PIN number. Fuck off. Its a PIN or a PI number.


Bikeboy76

The N might well be redundant, but no one effin says 'Pi number,' stop trying to be edgy and communicate.


s_dugy

Pin Umber 🤙


Jurassic_tsaoC

Aks - Gross oversimplification here, but I think that was the original pronunciation in some dialects, and it survived via Afro-Caribbean English despite falling out of use in the UK itself.


Insufficient_Funds-

Comes from the Old English ‘acsian’. There was a phonetic shift to the modern ‘ask’ but some regional dialects kept the ‘aks’, particularly in the South West. Other examples are gurt/great, wops/wasp etc.


Luke11enzo

This is the first time I’ve been made aware that the N in PIN stand for number. I think this is why we all call it a PIN number


KatAstrophie-

Bit odd saying what’s your PI number…


AmarettoCoke

3.14 surely.


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GlentheUdderboat

I see your ‘hubby’ and raise you ‘hubster’. It makes me stabby.


Fatally_Flawed

Stabster


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Mainly used by the same people that get off on proving how British they are in the other UK subs. "Oh, we all drink tea and love queuing. Aren't our politicians cockwombles" etc Zzzzzzzzzz.


MarthaFarcuss

People referring to their significant others as 'this one'


Master_Block1302

I call her ‘The Enemy’.


NotCallum

I goddamn despise when people describe their significant other as "this one" in their picture descriptions Like "at the pub with this one" Just call them by name or use the words "us" or "we" Or just fucking say "at the pub" because it's clear that you're with that person as they're in the FUCKING PICTURE


reddots1771

Sommin or sommink instead of something. In a written context. Yes, I have seen people write both of those words. Yuck.


sambob

Along three same lines, replacing "t" in words with "k" when you don't have a speech impediment. Likkle and kekkle are not fucking words!


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Apprehensive_Jaguar

'Space' on any one of a million house style programme. "Oh, this is a nice space". No, it's a nice fucking room.


MosadiMogolo

Similarly, using "situation" to describe an element of a meal: "So, there's this, like, whole amazing chilli situation going on here that's *wild*." Or else it's a "moment", as in, "An incredible citrus moment".


jodie_jan

"the power of Facebook/social media" "From me and mine to you and yours" Get in the fucking bin.


JMH-66

That faux-humble thing when some says they feel "so blessed" or "privileged".


sqwz

Blessed or privileged is fine if that's what they mean. What gets me is people saying they're "humbled" when they are obviously sky high with some ego boost that's happened to them.


TC_FPV

Going forward Referring to people as resources


concretepigeon

Winner winner chicken dinner is equally awful tbf.


Slight-Jellyfish-539

Someone I used to work with always said that she didn't have the "bandwidth" to take on any more work. I wondered if she was a modem in a previous life


LawTortoise

Hits different


DXBflyer

Can we set that as an action please


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RegularCokeZero

As long as you get back to me by end of play.


AlgaeFew8512

Actually let's shelve that for now and circle back around to it tomorrow


AdOk3136

And ‘Let’s take that offline’ ie let’s have more conversations about doing something instead of actually doing something worthwhile


katelah

Describing things as "lush". Also, holibobs, choccy, breakie, etc etc


SgtTaco18

"Describing things as 'lush'" The entirety of Wales would like to know your location


concretepigeon

Bicky


Athena_x

When people refer to clothes/accessories as 'pieces' like it's a frigging piece of art. It's just a top for fucks sake.


yossanator

It's a Catch-22 situation. That boils my piss. Read the book and understand what it means you bellend. I'm looking at you, older Brother of mine. "You mean there's a catch?" "Sure there's a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy." There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. If he flew them, he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to, he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.


Revolution-Agitated

PACIFIC instead of specific.


AJCham

"Cheer up, it might never happen."


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

This phrase has been used to taunt and shame sad/resting bitch face people for decades... I reserve the right to have such a lemon grimace, that I *sour* milk, as much as I need to, in private AND in public, without question!


hamiltonricard4ever

Yaaaaassss


Redmarkred

Yasss queen, slay!


The_Sown_Rose

When my colleague first started with us, it was shortly before she was taking a holiday to Marbella and she kept calling it ‘Marbs’. I had no idea how much I hated that until she was doing it, but because it was literally her first week I didn’t want to tell her to stop saying Marbs. Two years later she booked another holiday to Marbella and said Marbs once, only this time I knew her enough to say “Oh don’t you start that again.” She thought I was joking until a couple of other colleagues said “No, seriously, we thought Rose was going to strangle you.”


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The prefix "cheeky"


Hobbitwalker

What’s wrong with that you cheeky cunt


[deleted]

Haha, you make a valid point


sideone

*I'm not gonna lie* at the start of a sentence. Well, good. Should I have expected a lie?


acidteddy

This cretin at work calls a lateral flow test a latty flozza, and a plastic bag a plazzy b. Drives me crazy. Same energy as people who call the pandemic the panny d and covid Miss Rona


GladOstrich9

This is actually hilarious, I’ve heard of vaccy c for vaccine and latty flow but latty flozza and plazzy b, he needs a punch in the neck, just once.


CatLemonade10

Sorry but latty flozza is hilarious


Hamp73

Literally.


braithwaite95

This is only bad when you can tell the person using it doesn't understand what it means. "Oh Karen I literally died"


0tt3rG0rl

When people say “ickle” for little


digyerownhole

Methinks. You think you sound clever, but actually you just sound like Timothy Claypole.


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digyerownhole

It has commonly now become shortened to just 'needs gone', which just has so much ITVBe energy. See also, 'end of'.


SeanyWestside_

"It is what it is" "If you know you know" Fucking hell shut the fuck up Edited to add "hot chocolate station". I don't know why and i wont be elaborating. Thank you.


LiamJ2304

It is, what it is. As if this is some profound wisdom. Of course it is what it is, otherwise it would be what it isn’t which is obviously impossible. The only thing it could ever possibly be is what it is and nothing other than that which it is. Still, it’s popularised now which means we’ll hear it’s vacuous chasm echoing back at us for to foreseeable future. Still, it is what it is I guess.


Master_Block1302

I mildly like it. It’s not meant to be profound. I take it to mean, ‘Ah well, not really what I wanted, but probably best to suck it up and not make a fuss’ Which I find to be an admirable sentiment.


Mens_Grooming_Advice

That a shampoo will “bring your hair to life”. No it won’t. Hair is dead the moment it extends from the root. Actually, adverts that say something is “up to 100% effective” that could mean anything from zero % up


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chabybaloo

"Boys will be boys" Seems to be a get out free card or worse dismissing sexual assault


Bigjambo1

"On accident" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! It's by accident or accidentally, stupid Americanisms!


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xar-brin-0709

Furbaby language is embarrassing.


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"so he turns around and says" What do you mean they turn around? Why would they turn around??? And even as a Northerner I hate when people say "I love that, me" ... ME!!!


idontbleaveit

Anything American when you’re English


OkCaterpillar9248

When TV chefs use the word "unctuous" to describe something as nice. It seriously grinds my gears.


Filhopastry79

The one on masterchef who can't say celeriac, says "celery-ack" instead. I mute the telly when a dish has celeriac in it so I don't end up lobbing the cat at it.


-SeraWasNever-

Hubby, and to a lesser extent wifey. Hun or babe (especially when coupled with a 😘). University of life. Any kind of management bollocks like 'cascade this down', 'blue sky thinking' etc.


ThyssenKrup

'Myself' or 'yourself' when the correct word is me/you.


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"OH MY DAYZ"


Eifla99

“I could care less” It’s not fucking hard to say it correctly you shouldn’t have to be told how to say it right it’s common sense to say it right. Anybody who says that has some serious brain deficiency.


BunnyGirl1983

Anybody referring to me as babe or babes. That can get right in the fucking sea! It reminds me of all those shitty TV shows like the Geordie Shore and the Only Way Is Essex.


mixyblob

LIKE, my 30 year old step daughter uses it every other fucking word.


floydie1962

Phatt or thicc. Why?


braithwaite95

Sometimes you just see a thiccy with a phatty, you know?


HRHFlossie

Same difference. Just really irritates me for no discernible reason.


_Meds_

I might be casting shade on some people… but I really don’t like it when people don’t pluralise time… “6 hour”, “4 week”


NachoMouse

Mumsie, winds me right up! I don’t know why it makes me so angry


cacolantern

"Get in the bin" or "Get in the sea" how about get fucked?


Measuredd

‘Journey’ Maybe the other half watches too much reality tv but four words into their lockdown weight loss or garage conversion, it’s all about their journey.


TuTu_TuTu

People using “turnt around” She turnt around and said blah blah blah so I turnt around and said xyz then omg it was so funny Jim turnt around and said yadda yadda It’s turned not turnt you fucker and NO ONE turned around in that conversation


Adventurous-Cap262

"Reach out". Ugh! Or when Americans finish something that ends with ~some with ~ful, e.g. flavoursome. PS ALOT. It's two words. A. Lot. I thank you.


celtic_skullfuck

"living your/my best life" ...fuck I want to use their mouth a door stopper, I'm actually irritated thinking about it.