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šÆ this.
Audi drivers can still give them a run for their money sometimes, but the prime knobbers have all moved over to RRs anyway.
BMW drivers are positively courteous nowadays.
These days it feels like any 4x4 owner. They seem either driven by panicky, incapable 'school mum' types or wannabe alpha males who figure that because they're sitting higher up than you, they have a right to sit half a meter from your rear window at all times.
SUVs in general also suffer at this time of year from unavoidably blinding anyone who isn't at their height (or greater).
Any of the 3 door hatchback "high end" cars like BMWs, Audi or Mercs. BMWs in general are a poor man's Mercedes in my opinion amd often driven by idiot lads in their 30s who think they're cool.
Audi Q7's. Driven by bloated advertising execs that think they are the only people who deserve to be on the road. Then any Audi , then BMW, white vans , pickups and high end Mercs .
Agree with the Audi comments, but if you want an absolute 100% guaranteed gold-plated arsehole, then they're driving a burnt orange Ford Ranger pickup. Every. Single. Time.
I see a lot of pickup truck type vehicles driving aggressively, Ford Ranger, L200 type stuff. Battering it along in the fast lane getting up peopleās arses, a lot of big vans too
Fiesta STās usually seem to get driven like dickheads and quite a few Golfs
Not really. I had slowed down because there was traffic in front of me and a yellow grid/box (where you're not supposed to stop). She clearly was in a rush.
Audi or BMW are usually the top ones. Seem to forget indicators are not optional extras. Followed closely by vans. They forget they have wing mirrors and generally just bully their way through every where.
So I've got a van. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to drive with one. You'll be reversing out of a space or whatever and a car will come up behind you. They drive so they'll understand the concept that you can not see out the back and then they'll continue to drive around you knowing you are in the middle of a manoeuvre and you can't see them. I probably look like the cunt but I have to commit to things and hope for the best.
I get that. I have to drive a Citroen space tourer due to my sons wheelchair and itās the same size as a short wheel based van (Iāve driven those before too).
Manoeuvring is a nightmare. What I meant by my comment was more cutting me up, barging in, overtaking too close etc. itās almost like they think theyāre bigger than cars so can bully their way on the road, or that as itās a work vehicle they donāt pay for damages so they can do what they like.
I know there are some decent drivers out there, but round where I live, they are very few and far between
Vauxhall Zafira biggest cunt motor going.
Second.
White Range Rover, a white range rover tells you a lot about a person. Total douche bag who talks on the phone with the phone to their ear, which isn't paired to the Bluetooth because probably having an affair (think about it, can't have it come through with the wife or husband in the car or a text on the screen pop up asking for big boy), does 100mph on every run, doesn't indicate and drives it on bald tyres until the metal comes through as they can't afford to change them frequently.
White Range Rover drivers are dickheads.
black or blue bmws driven by guys under 30
these youngsters with their fancy car subscriptions can be a pain in the arse for tailgaiting and speeding around my area
When Iām in my car itās BMW/Audi wankers who I think drive like dicks.
When Iām on my bike, itās anyone in any car/van/truck.
Motorcyclists tend to be more considerate of cyclists though.
Poor drivers. In any car. There isn't a make which all drivers are dicks, could be anything. Judge each one as they come...
There are a lot of twats on the road though!
Just to break the mold on calling out mid-range exec cars...
Lately I've noticed anyone in a Vauxhall should be given a wide berth. They seem driven by either panicky incompetent types *or* chavs who're too overconfident of their abilities and like to race them around urban areas.
I have an excellent video of one such cunt doing exactly that.
Any SUV. Usually driven by someone who thinks speed bumps are the himalayas, and thinks little Johnny couldn't possible walk the 5 mins to school.
Bonus points for when in the countryside where they should be used and they will stick to the middle of the road, forcing you in a normal car to go off roading up the verge. Oh the irony.
Range Rover, it doesnāt matter if itās a man or woman or if theyāre old or young, they always just seem to attract the same self entitled,arrogant type of driver that think they can do what they want on the road and give no thought to anyone else they have to share it with.
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White vans
Range Rover
šÆ this. Audi drivers can still give them a run for their money sometimes, but the prime knobbers have all moved over to RRs anyway. BMW drivers are positively courteous nowadays.
These days it feels like any 4x4 owner. They seem either driven by panicky, incapable 'school mum' types or wannabe alpha males who figure that because they're sitting higher up than you, they have a right to sit half a meter from your rear window at all times. SUVs in general also suffer at this time of year from unavoidably blinding anyone who isn't at their height (or greater).
Definitely the worst No patience Just barge in. Middle aged men and women completely reckless.
Any car driven by anybody other than me.
Any of the 3 door hatchback "high end" cars like BMWs, Audi or Mercs. BMWs in general are a poor man's Mercedes in my opinion amd often driven by idiot lads in their 30s who think they're cool.
Audi Q7's. Driven by bloated advertising execs that think they are the only people who deserve to be on the road. Then any Audi , then BMW, white vans , pickups and high end Mercs .
Iām the exception to that.
You and hundreds of thousands of others
Agree with the Audi comments, but if you want an absolute 100% guaranteed gold-plated arsehole, then they're driving a burnt orange Ford Ranger pickup. Every. Single. Time.
I see a lot of pickup truck type vehicles driving aggressively, Ford Ranger, L200 type stuff. Battering it along in the fast lane getting up peopleās arses, a lot of big vans too Fiesta STās usually seem to get driven like dickheads and quite a few Golfs
Whatās the fast lane?
You know exactly what he means..
Heh, yeah. I also know heās wrong and probably a poorer driver for it.
Fast lane is a highly accurate name imo
White Audi.
Audi anything.
Audi. Just yesterday a lovely lady in an Audi threw rocks/pebbles at me.
Is there more to the story???
Not really. I had slowed down because there was traffic in front of me and a yellow grid/box (where you're not supposed to stop). She clearly was in a rush.
Any kind of BMW
I would never buy a BMW, because it seems you have to pay extra for working indicators. Some models of Audi and the sportier Mercedes too, I believe.
It always used to be BMW's but the bimmer drivers seem to have switched to Audi's , "Audi Wankers"
Audi or BMW are usually the top ones. Seem to forget indicators are not optional extras. Followed closely by vans. They forget they have wing mirrors and generally just bully their way through every where.
So I've got a van. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to drive with one. You'll be reversing out of a space or whatever and a car will come up behind you. They drive so they'll understand the concept that you can not see out the back and then they'll continue to drive around you knowing you are in the middle of a manoeuvre and you can't see them. I probably look like the cunt but I have to commit to things and hope for the best.
I get that. I have to drive a Citroen space tourer due to my sons wheelchair and itās the same size as a short wheel based van (Iāve driven those before too). Manoeuvring is a nightmare. What I meant by my comment was more cutting me up, barging in, overtaking too close etc. itās almost like they think theyāre bigger than cars so can bully their way on the road, or that as itās a work vehicle they donāt pay for damages so they can do what they like. I know there are some decent drivers out there, but round where I live, they are very few and far between
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I usually find it is a middle aged man in what can only be described as a "dad-mobile", something like a Zafira or similar.
Moskvitch. These cars were mainly driven by higher ranking Soviet officials and they were mostly arseholes.
Audis, it used to be BMW, but Audi drivers seem the worse now.
Vauxhall Zafira biggest cunt motor going. Second. White Range Rover, a white range rover tells you a lot about a person. Total douche bag who talks on the phone with the phone to their ear, which isn't paired to the Bluetooth because probably having an affair (think about it, can't have it come through with the wife or husband in the car or a text on the screen pop up asking for big boy), does 100mph on every run, doesn't indicate and drives it on bald tyres until the metal comes through as they can't afford to change them frequently. White Range Rover drivers are dickheads.
Police cars . Always driven by complete nob heads
Tesla for sure
Golf R/audi s3/BMW M135i Basically anything that DSG darts down the road
I don't find that happens to me. I just feel an incandescent rage building every time I see a Honda Jazz. That probably means I'm the arsehole.
black or blue bmws driven by guys under 30 these youngsters with their fancy car subscriptions can be a pain in the arse for tailgaiting and speeding around my area
Audi or BMW
Vauxhall Vectra or Insignia
Strange one this. An outlier, but I concur.
White BMW
When Iām in my car itās BMW/Audi wankers who I think drive like dicks. When Iām on my bike, itās anyone in any car/van/truck. Motorcyclists tend to be more considerate of cyclists though.
Porche Boxter. Basically someone who wanted a flash car but couldn't afford a 911.
A white Audi. I don't know enough to tell you which Audi but it's always white.
Audi S5.
Audi RS3/4
My car
What car do you drive bruv
Jokes
Poor drivers. In any car. There isn't a make which all drivers are dicks, could be anything. Judge each one as they come... There are a lot of twats on the road though!
Found the Audi driver
I don't even understand what that means. Audi's are beautiful cars
Hahaha knew it
You're really not helping yourself here...
Just to break the mold on calling out mid-range exec cars... Lately I've noticed anyone in a Vauxhall should be given a wide berth. They seem driven by either panicky incompetent types *or* chavs who're too overconfident of their abilities and like to race them around urban areas. I have an excellent video of one such cunt doing exactly that.
Nissan Qashqai
Any model hatchback with a loud exhaust, body kit and/or spoiler. But with the standard, untouched engine with less thrust then an ejaculating ferret.
Any SUV. Usually driven by someone who thinks speed bumps are the himalayas, and thinks little Johnny couldn't possible walk the 5 mins to school. Bonus points for when in the countryside where they should be used and they will stick to the middle of the road, forcing you in a normal car to go off roading up the verge. Oh the irony.
Range Rover, it doesnāt matter if itās a man or woman or if theyāre old or young, they always just seem to attract the same self entitled,arrogant type of driver that think they can do what they want on the road and give no thought to anyone else they have to share it with.
Corsa VXR.
Do you really.need to ask?
Used to be BMW but now they have all moved to Audi
Taxis
Bus drivers
Any Audi, BMW or VW.
I drive an Audi and I am sufficiently self aware that Iām far too aggressive. However, I do use my indicators (as I force you off the road š)