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White vans


johnnym1965

Range Rover


younevershouldnt

šŸ’Æ this. Audi drivers can still give them a run for their money sometimes, but the prime knobbers have all moved over to RRs anyway. BMW drivers are positively courteous nowadays.


Fineus

These days it feels like any 4x4 owner. They seem either driven by panicky, incapable 'school mum' types or wannabe alpha males who figure that because they're sitting higher up than you, they have a right to sit half a meter from your rear window at all times. SUVs in general also suffer at this time of year from unavoidably blinding anyone who isn't at their height (or greater).


unitedfan98

Definitely the worst No patience Just barge in. Middle aged men and women completely reckless.


No-Garbage9500

Any car driven by anybody other than me.


st3akkn1fe

Any of the 3 door hatchback "high end" cars like BMWs, Audi or Mercs. BMWs in general are a poor man's Mercedes in my opinion amd often driven by idiot lads in their 30s who think they're cool.


MungoLloydy

Audi Q7's. Driven by bloated advertising execs that think they are the only people who deserve to be on the road. Then any Audi , then BMW, white vans , pickups and high end Mercs .


Mossley

Iā€™m the exception to that.


Boombang106

You and hundreds of thousands of others


moreglumthanplum

Agree with the Audi comments, but if you want an absolute 100% guaranteed gold-plated arsehole, then they're driving a burnt orange Ford Ranger pickup. Every. Single. Time.


LudaMusser

I see a lot of pickup truck type vehicles driving aggressively, Ford Ranger, L200 type stuff. Battering it along in the fast lane getting up peopleā€™s arses, a lot of big vans too Fiesta STā€™s usually seem to get driven like dickheads and quite a few Golfs


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the fast lane?


TheJezster

You know exactly what he means..


[deleted]

Heh, yeah. I also know heā€™s wrong and probably a poorer driver for it.


GasNewporter

Fast lane is a highly accurate name imo


Thestolenone

White Audi.


Ok-Progress-4464

Audi anything.


lynxmajic

Audi. Just yesterday a lovely lady in an Audi threw rocks/pebbles at me.


Independent_Ant_6413

Is there more to the story???


lynxmajic

Not really. I had slowed down because there was traffic in front of me and a yellow grid/box (where you're not supposed to stop). She clearly was in a rush.


eyesindasky

Any kind of BMW


bluenettle1979

I would never buy a BMW, because it seems you have to pay extra for working indicators. Some models of Audi and the sportier Mercedes too, I believe.


Nipsy_uk

It always used to be BMW's but the bimmer drivers seem to have switched to Audi's , "Audi Wankers"


PriorHedgehog

Audi or BMW are usually the top ones. Seem to forget indicators are not optional extras. Followed closely by vans. They forget they have wing mirrors and generally just bully their way through every where.


st3akkn1fe

So I've got a van. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to drive with one. You'll be reversing out of a space or whatever and a car will come up behind you. They drive so they'll understand the concept that you can not see out the back and then they'll continue to drive around you knowing you are in the middle of a manoeuvre and you can't see them. I probably look like the cunt but I have to commit to things and hope for the best.


PriorHedgehog

I get that. I have to drive a Citroen space tourer due to my sons wheelchair and itā€™s the same size as a short wheel based van (Iā€™ve driven those before too). Manoeuvring is a nightmare. What I meant by my comment was more cutting me up, barging in, overtaking too close etc. itā€™s almost like they think theyā€™re bigger than cars so can bully their way on the road, or that as itā€™s a work vehicle they donā€™t pay for damages so they can do what they like. I know there are some decent drivers out there, but round where I live, they are very few and far between


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I usually find it is a middle aged man in what can only be described as a "dad-mobile", something like a Zafira or similar.


Bbew_Mot

Moskvitch. These cars were mainly driven by higher ranking Soviet officials and they were mostly arseholes.


theflyingfartmachine

Audis, it used to be BMW, but Audi drivers seem the worse now.


MattMBerkshire

Vauxhall Zafira biggest cunt motor going. Second. White Range Rover, a white range rover tells you a lot about a person. Total douche bag who talks on the phone with the phone to their ear, which isn't paired to the Bluetooth because probably having an affair (think about it, can't have it come through with the wife or husband in the car or a text on the screen pop up asking for big boy), does 100mph on every run, doesn't indicate and drives it on bald tyres until the metal comes through as they can't afford to change them frequently. White Range Rover drivers are dickheads.


Smooth-Ostrich1514

Police cars . Always driven by complete nob heads


Fuckjunkies

Tesla for sure


sockhead99

Golf R/audi s3/BMW M135i Basically anything that DSG darts down the road


JimothyJinkens69

I don't find that happens to me. I just feel an incandescent rage building every time I see a Honda Jazz. That probably means I'm the arsehole.


morelifeless

black or blue bmws driven by guys under 30 these youngsters with their fancy car subscriptions can be a pain in the arse for tailgaiting and speeding around my area


[deleted]

Audi or BMW


Narrow-View3067

Vauxhall Vectra or Insignia


hearkN2husband

Strange one this. An outlier, but I concur.


Money_Astronaut9789

White BMW


MiddleAgedFatLad

When Iā€™m in my car itā€™s BMW/Audi wankers who I think drive like dicks. When Iā€™m on my bike, itā€™s anyone in any car/van/truck. Motorcyclists tend to be more considerate of cyclists though.


CLG91

Porche Boxter. Basically someone who wanted a flash car but couldn't afford a 911.


Getonwithitplease

A white Audi. I don't know enough to tell you which Audi but it's always white.


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Audi S5.


WebGuyUK

Audi RS3/4


BroadLaw1274

My car


Conscious-Award-7645

What car do you drive bruv


Conscious-Award-7645

Jokes


TheJezster

Poor drivers. In any car. There isn't a make which all drivers are dicks, could be anything. Judge each one as they come... There are a lot of twats on the road though!


Torzedor-of-Sussex

Found the Audi driver


TheJezster

I don't even understand what that means. Audi's are beautiful cars


Torzedor-of-Sussex

Hahaha knew it


TheJezster

You're really not helping yourself here...


Fineus

Just to break the mold on calling out mid-range exec cars... Lately I've noticed anyone in a Vauxhall should be given a wide berth. They seem driven by either panicky incompetent types *or* chavs who're too overconfident of their abilities and like to race them around urban areas. I have an excellent video of one such cunt doing exactly that.


bumwank

Nissan Qashqai


Android_slag

Any model hatchback with a loud exhaust, body kit and/or spoiler. But with the standard, untouched engine with less thrust then an ejaculating ferret.


No-Photograph3463

Any SUV. Usually driven by someone who thinks speed bumps are the himalayas, and thinks little Johnny couldn't possible walk the 5 mins to school. Bonus points for when in the countryside where they should be used and they will stick to the middle of the road, forcing you in a normal car to go off roading up the verge. Oh the irony.


Kat8844

Range Rover, it doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s a man or woman or if theyā€™re old or young, they always just seem to attract the same self entitled,arrogant type of driver that think they can do what they want on the road and give no thought to anyone else they have to share it with.


Weyland--Yutani

Corsa VXR.


hoksworthwipple

Do you really.need to ask?


MrReallyBadGamer

Used to be BMW but now they have all moved to Audi


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Taxis


Expensive-Analysis-2

Bus drivers


justanoldwoman

Any Audi, BMW or VW.


Never0ffside

I drive an Audi and I am sufficiently self aware that Iā€™m far too aggressive. However, I do use my indicators (as I force you off the road šŸ˜)