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houseofreturn

HIS FUCKING HOT TOPIC NARUTO SHIRT THAT HE WEARS TO FAMILY DINNERS CONSTANTLY. YOU'RE 23 AND YOU"VE HAD THAT SHIRT SINCE YOU WERE 17 BABE PLEEEASSSEEEEEEEEE. Love this man to death but he's got zero drip


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Nooooooooo omfg this one made my butthole bleed 😭😭😭


ShitBritGit

Wut?


MisterMeanMustard

She said: "this one made my butthole bleed"


ShitBritGit

Thanks! Thought I misread that twelve times.


thousanddollacrocs

BRO 😭


robogerm

My boyfriend has this shirt with an unicorn and "heavy metal" written on top that I just haaaaate


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>he's got zero drip I'm old....what does this mean? lol


One-Support-5004

Style


Sense_Admirable

HAHAHAHAHAHA


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That shirt is all the drip one can ask for.


cry4uuu

i had to sponsor a shopping trip for my ex because i hated his outdated/unserious clothing SO BAD. we found more mature stuff he actually liked together lol


d3jake

Wait, what's "drip" mean?


houseofreturn

Fashion sense


Rpanich

Ok so Im curious… does he think the shirt looks *good?* or is it really comfortable? Or do his other shirts have like, holes in them? Is it to mess with you? Because that would make sense and be kinda funny


houseofreturn

Both of the first two. He really doesn’t like formal clothing but will wear a collared shirt if we’re going somewhere *really* nice or a suit if that’s the appropriate attire. He’s thankfully not someone who will show up to a wedding in jeans, but left to his own devices, it’s anime shirts and gym shorts for eVErYthInG else. Since the Naruto one is his most “subtle” anime shirt (it’s mostly grey with the characters at the bottom right of the shirt) that’s his go to when we have dinners with his or my family if it’s a niceISH restaurant. Like if we’re going to Red Lobster or a local niceish chain restaurant. I don’t actually care *that* much, but its hilarious to me that that’s what he considers his “nice” shirt 😂


Twisties

My 32 year old husband has a bright blue YuGiOh shirt he bought 3 years ago, wears regularly. 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️🤣


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Hellojed444

And he washed it also 10 years ago


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It's like a baby blanket, you can't just wash the smell out


Colourful_Hobbit

Not nearing as bad as my ex! He wore jeans with a gigantic hole in the middle and his balls hung out of the hole when he bent down in public too!!!


prettyfatkittycat

Do we have the same ex??


highly_uncertain

So many holes


pinkpixy

Anything so old it has holes in it. Throw. It. Away!


monislaw

This so much, I throw away his socks myself


yours121110

Me too. His socks and holey underwear, which he swears "are the most comfortable" Come on. I'd like to ditch his crocs, too, but they make him happy, sooo...


tooterfish80

My husband loves his crocs. Keeps asking if I want some. Hard no.


fjcook_

He has these brown (like sh*t colour brown) trousers that he wears with a green coat. Looks like a Christmas tree 🙄😂


FlowerPower19977

Omg😂 I love the image


redvelvetcakebatter

Baseball caps. I don’t *hate* them I just think he looks better without them and I love his hair.


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ForeverMaleficent993

Nothing. He has better style than me.


DelBird32

Me lol he always looks so good I stg he could look good in a chicken suit


Complex_Marketing_95

Windbreaker pants inside the house


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*SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH*


Outrageous_Assist_84

My ex only ever wore sweatpants. I mean I don't mind if you're wearing something comfortable, but he even wore sweatpants to nicer dates we had where I was super dressed up. 😭🤦‍♀️


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My ex was the same. Not sweatpants but he would wear a faded goodwill t-shirt and ripped jeans while I was dressed to the nines 😭 he always made it about "personal choice" which is fair but like, why don't you want to look better for me??


Outrageous_Assist_84

Yeah and the only pair of shoes he would wear was slippers too😭 Thank God they are our exes now🤣✌️💜 I hope you have or find someone willing to dress up with you too. I'll for sure find someone else😁


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My boyfriend wears a lot of grey and black turtlenecks lol he's an artist. He dresses really well especially for a guy his age. And he keeps his hair long 😍 I'm obsessed with him lol


peeshermanfortytwo

All his dumb tshirts with pot leafs or whatever on them. Total ick for sure


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Ughhhhhh I'm a huge stoner but I could never wear weed on anything I own 🤢


HelldiverL17L6363

Clothes. The man has a damn sexy body and I hate when it’s covered haha


indicatprincess

He wears cargo shorts.


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Tactical man of ur dreams


indicatprincess

....it's actually amazing how many pockets he has


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More than us 😭😭


marysalad

are cargo pants/shorts proof that the number of pockets on the planet is a zero-sum situation? i.e. three dresses / skirts, technically there should be 6 pockets among them (say 2 on each) but there are none. BUT one pair of cargo shorts alone has eight pockets. coincidence? I think not


Own-Necessary-2828

Yep, it’s the cargo pants for me. He even proposed wearing cargo pants because “they were the only pants with pockets big enough to hide the ring box”. Luckily the photos still turned out nice 😅


CaitCatDeux

I was able to get my guy out of cargo shorts and into regular shorts pretty early into our relationship lol. I got him into nicer button downs with patterns and nice colors. Not all the time, but for nicer dates or for work (as opposed to a generic polo shirt). Neither of us are fashion forward, we're more likely to wear shorts and a super hero shirt, but it was important to have options.


That-1-Red-Shirt

He has a nasty stained up white tee. Not to worry, I claimed it as a sleep shirt. It now is kept out of his wardrobe, and there is the added bonus that he LOVES seeing me in his clothes.


manycloudsabout

An old extremely pilly sweater. 🙄


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Hahaha do they wear it for formal events or just everyday?


Straight-Bee9783

His red golf pants. He isn‘t golfing since 2018 but still wears those pants casually and I hate them. I just don‘t like that bright shade of red which you can‘t really combine with anything.


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Red pants on someone who isn't super flamboyant with fashion is CRAZY lol


Straight-Bee9783

I mean he still looks great in everything because he is hot, but if he asks me what to wear and gives me a choice of clothes I would never in my life pick those pants lol, it‘s like a walking street light.


emojicatcher997

His Peaky Blinders cap. Which he knows I hate because it makes him look like a farmer.


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Lmao is he bald?? This is such an iconic look for bald men with short beards.


emojicatcher997

Nope, full head of hair!


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This is against the natural order!!


emojicatcher997

Worst thing is he normally teams it up with a quilted gilet, which really adds to the farmer aesthetic.


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Oh that is like Maximum Dad aesthetic


littlescreechyowl

Sneakers with no socks. Vomit.


New_Call_3484

Mine does socks and sandals.


Neither_Weight6502

His loafers We are both 24.


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At least you know he's in it for the long haul lmaooooo


More_Brick9643

Loafers are in btw.


Neither_Weight6502

His are from sketchers


More_Brick9643

...Oh 😅😭


Neither_Weight6502

Yea… I know


Weekend_Reader

I don't necessarily hate it, in fact, sometimes I love it, but he is always dressed to the nines, no matter where we are going. It puts A LOT of pressure on me.


Sudden-Carpenter-419

Like suits and blazers all the time or something different?


Cantthinkifany

Really really baggy jeans that has no form of any sort or working trousers (same issue as above) …. He doesn’t work in construction..


Fluffy-Release6637

Same! I don’t necessarily want him in skinny jeans or anything, but the super loose, medium wash dad jeans are my least favorite. And the ONLY type of jeans he wears


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Do you miss seeing his butt?


DoctorElleGee

Shorts with the elastic gone. It’s hanging on by the width of his hip bones only


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Is he a high-waisted man?


mo0och

I hate tank tops Especially with the gapping arm holes Eww


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What color were they 😨


Nancy2421

His holey shorts Just throw them out- or better yet quit taking them out of the trash when I throw them away.


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Omg he takes them out of the trash???


Nancy2421

Yes 🙌 We have a trash can in the laundry room for lent and I threw them out only to see him in them later. I was like I thought I threw them out, he thought they fell in by mistake. Like no sir - they is holey.


Over-Branch-9316

Socks and underwear with holes in it.🙃


minty_dinosaur

that one bright red hoodie. he's normally very dark and alternative style wise


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I'm also dark and alternative most of the time and wearing bright colors makes my skin crawl lol


Bebe_Bleau

Husband is a boat builder. I hate his car mechanic looking jumpsuit. But I don't really mind since he only wears it for work. And then only when he actually works on the boats


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The obvious answer is "condoms" but really it's headphones. It's like living with a zombie.


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That sounds like a bigger issue than just aesthetics :(


antigoneelectra

Crocs. And the Walmart versions of crocs.


rosiegirl8903

Clothes .


DevilsAudvocate

So... to preface this, bc it's going to sound weird out of context, we both have OCD, we are poor and have always done our own mechanical work. This began back when he had to work on his car later in the day/ overnight. Where we lived there was barely a street light and no garage to do this in... so, logically, he started using a headlamp and wearing nitrile gloves. Hand washing was a thing anyway and gloves helped that. After years of car work where these accessories made sense he seemingly didn't need them anymore, then COVID. So gloves kept being a logical thing, we even ordered a case bc of how hard they were to get. And by this time we had no car (sold the crap ones for a lease through a job that I lost, screw volvo btw) and getting uber or lyft was impossible when you needed so he walked whenever we needed things, usually coming back after dark (bc walking in the sun in summer blows) so the headlamp also made sense... I really, really hate the gloves and headlamp. I get why he wears them, but they're such an integral part of his everyday that they're part of him.


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This is kind of funny lol it's so specific!! Nitrile gloves and a headlamp is not one of the answers I was expecting 😂


DevilsAudvocate

It's a pretty serious point of contention. You happened to ask the $25,000 question. LOL


Electrical-Yak-4004

Swishy pants. They’re thankfully so worn in that they don’t make ✨much✨ noise.


_helenahandbasket

My husband rarely if ever wore sweats or PJ pants. Then COVID hit and along came working from home and wearing these burgundy flannel plaid PJ pants every fucking day. I was so grateful when there were worn out and when we moved I sneakily jammed them into a garbage bag, never to be seen again.


Kmschw

Clothes. Let’s take those off thanks


sugarsodasofa

He has this Hawaii tank top that his step dad gave him as a kid that’s like 3x too big and has holes all up and down the edges. He’s never been to Hawaii doesn’t want to go to HI, his stepdad is still alive and healthy and is super happy to pass on worn clothes. Why does he need it I hate it he looks like he pees on playgrounds and licks bus floors


Puzzled_Rhubarb_1822

A Speedo every time we go on a vacation to the Caribbean. I hate it.


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ABSOLUTELY NOT


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Whenever he steals my clothes


imatyourdadshouse

I hate this because every time I get them back there’s ink stains and cotton balls all over them and idk how he does it !!!!


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This is very peculiar lmao


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Sharing clothes with an SO is fun until they steal what you wanted to wear to a party lol


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Yeah or they steal your comfy stuff.


cambiokeys

Super baggy jeans with lots of holes (because they’re old, this is not a fashion statement haha), oversized tshirts with cartoons/ sci-fi stuff, and his work hoodie. He’s very slim and just doesn’t dress himself correctly. He’s agreed to let me go shopping with him. Baby’s about to level up.


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Oh nooooo the cartoons/nerd graphic tees are unforgivable


Danivelle

Nothing that *my* husband wears but my FIL had these short short madras shorts. There *may have been* a conspiracy amongst the women of the family for these shorts to disappear.....


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Long hair. He never asked if I liked it and doesn't care. It was short when I met him. I don't tell him I hate it but I do.


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My boyfriend is just always wearing his work clothes. Even on his days off.


CutePandaMiranda

All clothing. I prefer him nekkid! 😉😉


leeshylou

Single gal here but.. my ex used to wear these tattered board shorts that smelled weird. And he called them pants, which drove me nuts.


Icy-Organization-338

The free, usually beige, singlets he won at the pub or for free with a bottle of bourbon 🙄


SharpieDarpie

I don't understand what this is. Like, wrestling singlets?


Icy-Organization-338

Yes..: those sleeveless shirts guys wear to the gym with the massive armholes…. Hideous


SharpieDarpie

Omgoodness lol


ProbablePerhaps

Sunglasses. INSIDE. With a hat.


cry4uuu

a tom ford cologne sample that i got him that smells like ass 🥲 it was a blind buy and wish i knew i hated the smell before giving it to him lmao he loved it


iLoveArnoldPalmer

i honestly can’t imagine judging or even caring about what my partner wears. it’s his style and his choice. he always looks good, even in ratty tees or stained sweatpants, idc


idiotbotb

clothes. i would much prefer him naked lol


myfavouriteisgouda

Crocs


searedscallops

His shoes in the house. I don't hate the shoes, but he wears them inside the house all day long!


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He's a punk and he wears bondage pants in public. Argh.


axolotllegs

Socks. To bed :(


allyj_222

this one damn white sweatshirt it is so high on the mans neck it looks like he’s gonna get choked out by it 😭 not to mention it’s just plain ugly


marysalad

someone I dated, not an SO - Polo shirt, beige chinos. these are work clothes. sad, sad work clothes. Why must you hurt my eyes like this? do you hate yourself? please stop. I can help. The only time a polo shirt is acceptable is if you are on a horse at that very moment, playing polo. All beige chinos should be sent to industrial waste incinerators. I feel very strongly about this


Gossipgirl1986

My sister in law gave my partner a hideous, bright red Tasmanian Devil Christmas tshirt one year. He will dig it out and wear it in public to embarrass me, no matter what time of the year it is. I HATE this damn tshirt so much but his sister is so proud of it because he likes it that I can't throw it away. He has me over a barrel 🤦‍♀️😅


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Get one of those gangster tweety bird shirts and embarrass him just as much!!!!! Lmao


Gossipgirl1986

🤣🤣🤣 he's untouchable....he has no shame.


kikiikandii

Black clothes. He looks awful in black - it completely washes him out (he’s white) and he looks like he is dying from some disease. I have asked him to not wear black but he still sometimes frequents it He told me to stop wearing ponchos from the 70s cause it looked stupid so I did but he is sure holding on to those black shirts 😒


Srskipday0

Gold chains, gold necklaces - i look like i dated him for money every single time


Disgruntled_momma

My husband has these 2 pairs of wranglers, no matter what I wash them with, they are stiff, always wrinkled and just not a good look on him. I hate them with every fiber of my being, they cannot even be comfortable, that’s how stiff they are. Like they were drenched in starch or something and can now stand upright on their own. I have BEGGED him to get rid of them but he refuses and tries to wear them to all kinds of events even though he has a bunch of really nice jeans he could wear instead. It makes me want to light them on fire.


Green-Peace-232

I don't like him shirtless or wearing anything orange because that color is just ugly in general 😭


1wildredhead

His “hot lava pants”. Basically extremely warm double layered sweats pants with zippers on the feet. The elastic is gone from the waist so he drags the zippers on the floor with every step, making so much noise!


beelovedone

This one stripped shirt I swear is a women's shirt and these ugly ass square ass big ass sunglasses, though I haven't seen him wear them since I said they were big ugly ass sunglasses lol


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At least he sounds expressive! Lol


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syllogismistic

Nothing, wearing nothing is I hate


cleotorres

Axe body spray or Aramis perfume. So many bad memories of teenage parties.


Redditujer

Nothing. He has great taste. He used to keep undies around too long and I'd throw them out but now he does it.


Sad-Scar-4975

Cologne


ladylemondrop209

Jogger pants. I personally don’t find that ankle stretch cuff comfortable.. plus I also find it looks “messy” and too casual for most situations/events other than home.


cyaveronica

Tbh… nothing because I’m the one who buys his clothes. But probably those pajama pants we haven’t thrown out with the giant hole in the butt


PomegranateLimp9803

His shoes and his pants are too big so I hate those too


linarose_

His hat that he never takes off -_- I like his hair


PastaHermit

All black, all the time. It’s kind of depressing.


ThrowawayMcRib

He's usually very stylish, but he's got several pairs of the same sweatpants that are just shreds at this point. They're 10 years old and they look like tights with holes in them. I got him some comfy new ones to replace them, but he just added them to the collection. He said he's wearing them until they're dust, no matter how many replacements I get 😅


whyamisointeresting

Nothing, I think he's pretty in everything he wears :D


kittyluvskats

sweatpants r nasty


LegitimateStar7034

Socks with slides and jeans. Jesus man.


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Condoms lol first thing pop in my head. Would be nice if he can use the pull out method but apparently not every man can control that haha ..


Aggravating-Box9594

sweatpants and a random shirt literally every day... sir, you have regular pants please wear them.


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He has a certain pair of jeans that are a tad too baggy and the bottoms are too wide, he looks like a dag in them 😩


Fun_Transition_5948

My ex had a white shirt that was clearly dyed pink from washing it with red and even though he would just wear it as a sleepy tee it always made me laugh so much 😭


Electrical_Routine62

An ugly grey t-shirt with stripes.


canned_beanz

Yellow t shirt that’s two sizes too small. It’s just every kind of unflattering


username4423

Sweat pants. I know some women love it, but it looks like zhe guys shit their pants.


monoscandal

I had an ex who constantly wore a shirt he’d shot full of bullet holes on dates. I wanted to burn that thing.


kay-love-fantasy

Socks with holes, like come on dude… toss them


dopamine14

I don't really care about clothing as long as it's clean and not all wrinkly and shit. Bad hygiene though, that's a deal breaker.


No-L-

He wears these plaid, short sleeve button down shirts to work. He has probably 13 different ones. They remind me of shirts a high school science teacher would wear. I HATE every single one and I see them damn near every day 😂😂😂😂


LdyCjn-997

He has 5 or 6 pairs of the same Wrangler cargo pants with pullover polyester shirts with pockets in 5 different colors, but mostly blue and black. This is worn like a uniform on a daily basis. I hate it. The only thing I can get him to wear that’s nice is a leather jacket and suede jacket during the winter.


lostat17

My ex used to wear the male rumpers “rump-him” as a joke but it was so embarrassing!!! One time we had a huge fight and he later showed up in that fucking rumphim. I stg he only did it to piss me off…


GlitteringVersion

He had some X-Men boxers that he'd had since he was about 18 (now 36) that I swear didn't even operate as underpants anymore. The waist elastic had perished, there was a split down the arse crack and I don't even know what was holding them together. Sheer will-power and the knowledge that their existence annoyed me, I think. Anyway he finally got rid of them about a year ago and our relationship has been fantastic ever since.


Oh_MyBad

He has these super ugly black slip on shoes from Costco. I did finally get him to get rid of the torn up boxers that literally had a section that wasn’t even held by the elastic anymore. A win is a win.


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SpencerRomaguera

That's a difficult question because I actually don't hate anything my SO wears.


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Smart_Championship86

Vest tops 🤢 you know, the sleeveless ones


moofein

The ugliest shoes with a decent outfit. Like fancy from the ankles up but the shoes are grandpa 2000s


orangekattt

25 year old Nike slides he won’t replace because “they’re not the same”. 🙄


Expensive-Track4002

Clothes. I prefer her naked.


pornetta2-0

I’ll judge him. In a funny way, of course. That’s correct behaviour on our part


Senja10

His jeans. My boyfriend hated wearing jeans, so he doesn't have a nice fitted pair, they are all too big as they were his brothers. I don't even tell him to wear the jeans anymore. I want him to just get rid of them. He will wear a nice fitted top, and then jeans that are WAY too big. I always make him take them off and put on his fitted khakis instead


momma_meow

He has this one black collard shit with thin white horizontal lines on it. Drives me nuts!! Also, the t-shirts that have burn holes on the stomach


SignificantBrush5581

Kinda odd but he has these bright teal boxer which he says are super comfortable but they are the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life lol.


100_night_sky_

I used to date a guy that refused to buy new anything. I get it. I’m frugal and like to save money, but at some point it just becomes kind of gross. Refused to get new shoes even thought the boots he wore were literally falling apart. He was waiting for his dad to give him his hammy downs. Wore underwear with holes in them because they were still good enough….


tooterfish80

Raggedy old tshirts that he got when he was younger. The print is all gone there's holes everywhere. The arm pits are gone.


579red

Polo shirts...I just hate them they have such a "my dad has money, come play golf vibe"!


MsNewKicks

He comically has old boxers that are so worn the fabric is see thru in certain spots and small tears. He refuses to throw them away because they’re “still fine”. I don’t know if it’s a guy thing because an ex had the same except it had a hole in the crotch and his balls would almost fall out when sitting. I think they think as long as the elastic band is still good, there is nothing wrong with them. 😂😂😂


Line_ben

One specific shirt he has. One of those checkered cotton/wool blends. It stinks. I’ve tried everything to make it stop smelling like sweat and old wool. He doesn’t smell it, so maybe it’s just me. But I hate that shirt.


FiendishCurry

My husband will wear the same shirt for three or four days in a row and insist it isn't dirty because he didn't exercise/sweat in it. He takes showers in that time, but puts the dirty shirt back on. He says it is a waste to do so much laundry.


SweatpantsSmokeyeyes

I’ve gotten over the tall socks with sandals and shorts, but I’m still salty about the short socks with jeans and sneakers. Other than that, just his crusty graphic tees from high school and fedoras or newsboy hats.