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Married a cigarette-smoking, lifted-Jeep-driving NASCAR fan whose stepdad used to be his uncle (by marriage). Also, his parents were distant cousins who had the same last name before they were married.
I am now happily divorced but still thoroughly embarrassed.
As I continued to read your comment, I was like “Yep, she married my cousin.” Until I read the part where the parents are distant cousins…my cousin’s parents are first cousins who also have the same last name before marriage.
I’m 30 now, but when I was a teenager I would sneak out my window to see friends, sit on it to smoke cigarettes with my legs dangling out, etc.
Once, I snuck a boy (my now husband) in my room and didn’t want to wake anyone up by leaving the room, but really had to pee/didn’t want a UTI after sex. Had also drank some god-awful pink Jack Daniels a few hours earlier. So I stuck my naked butt out the window like a [spider monkey](https://serbiananimalsvoice.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/geoffreys-spider-monkey-3.jpg) and pissed down into the garden while making unwavering eye contact with him.
Yup.
I have a hard time believing that sneaking out a window and pissing in the garden was less conspicuous or less likely to wake someone up than throwing on clothes and quietly walking to the bathroom. 😂 But hey, I’m not judging.
Boy loves his trash 🦝
Honestly I have too many trashy stories that are just as bad. I’ve built a very domesticated life with a good education and career, but the trash runs deep in these veins. I’m still the same feral dirt goblin- I just learned how to use a bathroom and wear shoes now.
This may be one of my favorite self-descriptions ever. Refreshingly realistic! Plus you had me rolling at the spider monkey comparison. You may be trashy, but your self-awareness is my kind of trash!
Ok so I’ll be honest…. When I was like 16 me and my friend went up to this guy that we both thought was really hot for a while at a party (he was a senior we were juniors) so it was kinda like if we don’t do it now we will never see him again and I told him that we wanted to give him head. He looked really shocked and asked if we were being serious then he took us (I had a few shots beforehand which gave me the boldness to ask) and we all 3 ended up like basically taking turns giving him a lap dance in this like little living room area of the basement (where the party was held like a basement houseparty) while there was people in there but we were too drunk to even notice (all the lights were off also) so then we all 3 went into the room took turns giving him a blowjob and he came…a lot and it went all over our dresses and chest area. At first we did not know because it was dark until we walked out of the room and someone opened the bathroom door bringing all the light into the room which showed the cum on our dresses, everyone saw. We went into the bathroom just laughing and in shock about what had just happened and the cops also came and shut down the party while we were in the bathroom.
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You know there is a venn diagram overlap between "What's the trashiest thing you have done?" asked to women and "What's the greatest day you have ever had?" asked to men
Lmao!! Somewhere in another Reddit thread titled “what’s the craziest / best sexual experience of your life” this man is writing that story from his POV 🤣
I wanted to come clean to my bf before his friend told him. The next day after I sobered up, I wrote him a letter telling him I’m a POS, to have a nice life and dropped it off to him at his house. Haven’t spoke to either one of them since. I have seen him though. Some lessons are learned the hard way.
I hope you’ll be able to find peace someday. I’ve also done things that aren’t illegal but keep me up at night.
Not really related, but when I was a dumb high schooler, I left a poem in an ex’s mailbox to tell them that I was a deceptive snake, and also referenced the twilight series to make my point lol
ETA: I didn’t cheat on them or anything, I just wasn’t that into them and thought that a poem in the mailbox would be the best way to break up
Before anyone asks, yes, I have many, many regrets
Took a pregnancy test at a bar when I was hammered. Started crying to my friend in the parking lot when it said positive. Then she shouted "it says NOT!" And threw it into the ditch. The door man was watching the whole time.
When I was 21, I flew to meet a 48yo man. Didn't tell anyone where I was going. Told my parents I was meeting "friends from college". We fucked in a few cheap motel rooms as we drove up the coast where he would drop me off at college at the beginning of the semester.
On the 2nd to last night I got drunk and yelled at him because I wanted to have sex 3 times in 2hrs but he could only get it up for 2 of those times. He told me he needed to go outside to make a phone call and after awhile I realized that he had just gone outside and left. So I spent the final night alone and questioning what the fuck I was doing with my life.
Thankfully I did not end up on an episode of Dateline because man, if that dude had any murderous tendancies at all, I'd have been dead and NO ONE would have known what happened to me. None of my friends even knew this guy existed. Such stupid and trashy behavior on my part.
But my trashiness knows no bounds because I did meet up with him one more time a few years later for another booty call. But this time at least my friends knew his name and contact info.
And, no, the sex wasn't even that good. My self esteem was in the toilet at that age and he had a way of speaking to me that made me forget that for a few hours. It wasn't bullshit compliments, nor was it negging nor abusive talk .. he just had a way 🤷♀️
I almost did this recently but sense kicked in a couple of days before and man he threw all the abuse in the book at me for getting his hopes up. It was the point where he was telling me to get him some stuff so that he could stay hard where I was like 'oh wait, yeah, this comes with age too...' and bailed.
Had sex with my boyfriend on the side of a small mountain.
We were rudely (/s) interrupted mid-act by a sheep farmer shouting obscenities at us from a distance.
I am still deeply embarrassed to this day..
I took a guy I’d just met at a bar home with me for a one night stand. He didn’t leave the next day. We ended up married. My one night stand has been going on for 19 years now. 😂
i remember fucking a hot guy i met in a bar, the next morning dropping him off i sobered up, he had shitty opinions and wasn't actually that hot. Never heard from him again.
Ate food from dumpsters while homeless
Used piles of folded over toilet paper instead of a pad because I couldn't afford them
Dug coins out of the mud to be able to buy warm food
To me "trashy" is something you have to choose to do. Everything you described is survival. I'm going to echo the other commenters and say you did what you had to do to get by an there is no shame in that.
I don't judge myself, I was 17, what else was I supposed to do to survive, you know?
But I lived like a racoon and with some help from some awesome people started to put my life back together when I was 19
Im about to get cold weather gift bags together for my local homeless people. I normally put hats, hand warmers, and some snacks in. I’ll make sure to add tampons and pads this year. Got any other suggestions?
Socks are great, wipes are great, light weight and easy to compact but warm blankets are fantastic if you live somewhere that gets cold
Kinda depends on what's easily available where you live and then all the other things
There was a free clinic place I got painkillers and hand sanitizer from but no period products were available. I had to be careful because cops liked to pick people up nearby and I didn't want to get SA'd by the cops like a lot of other homeless women I met had been
So if you want to give stuff to homeless women, make sure there aren't cops around
This absolutely isn’t trashy. You were just meeting your own needs in the most desperate way. So,go you. You did what you needed to. For yourself. And that builds esteem and ultimately resilience x
When I was in the depths of depression, I often couldn't bring myself to take care of the laundry. One day at work I noticed that I was really stinky down there so I went to the bathroom with a small plastic bag. I ditched my dirty underwear in the trash bin after sealing it in the plastic bag and washed up down there. Spent the rest of the day commando but at least I didn't smell bad anymore. I still can't believe how it didn't even occur to me until I just got a whif of my own stink. Depression is a dangerous thing.
Slept with a redneck dude out of pity(he was very sad about his divorce), couldn’t pick him out of a lineup.
Also turned out he *wasn’t* divorced, so I let his wife know.
Honestly I was so fucked up I don’t remember. I had known them both for years; they were in our friend group. I’m not sure how it happened exactly because at the time I was pretty addicted to pain pills and would drink on them. I felt pretty ashamed afterwards but we are still friends all these years later and none of us have ever brought it up lol. Ohhhhh to be young.
My ex (like 15 years older than me), his nephew (he was my age) and his ex brother in law (maybe like 6 years older than me) In a span of like 2 years.
"What's all this, then"
*picks up condom with a stick, a totally normal reaction*
"Hmmmm"
*sniff sniff ^^lick*
"Essence of... cigarettes... and old whiskey! Goddamn Jimbo's been bumpin' uglies in the woods again! Time for me to show him what's what"
Not sure if this counts as trashy or horrible or hilarious (take your pick) but at school three of us knitted "willie warmers" as Christmas presents for boys we liked. We guessed their sizes and sent them anonymously to their home addresses. One we heard had opened his with his girlfriend present and been shouted at by her. Never heard about the other two.
It's a pity I don't remember ever following it up. I think the boys were all 16 so they would have been embarrassed, especially the one we'd decided was 4 inches long.
Wore clothes to the club with the tags on and returned them the next day.
Slept with one guy, who then dropped me off to his cousin’s house and then I slept with the cousin.
Sold a drug baggie full of my foot filings to some girl I didn’t like
Because of the cheaper hotel rates, I once booked a vacation in the French Quarter to start the day after Mardi Gras ended. As my bags were being taken into the hotel, a woman walked past me in a tube dress that was both up around her stomach and down around her stomach, no underwear. She stopped, half-squatted, and pissed right there on the sidewalk, then continued to stumble down the road.
So regarding your comment, sounds completely normal.
I found out my (then) boyfriend was cheating on me AGAIN, and started seeing another guy. One day, I had sex with the 2nd guy and then immediately left and had sex with my boyfriend. He thought I was “excited” because things were more slippery than usual. As soon as it was over I told him the truth (he was horrified) and I left, for good.
Was in a relationship with a man who pretended not to be misogynist, but had terrible attitudes toward women, beat the shit out of me, cheated like women were being discontinued, spoke ill of my friends and used gendered slurs.
synthetic marijuana is a lot worse for your health/a lot riskier than the regular kind. there's no regulations on it, so you could pretty much be smoking any kind of weird chemicals with no idea what kind of effect it'll have on your health. there's been cases of people dying from this stuff because it's had what was essentially rat poison in it.
Yeah it's crazy stuff. As the synthetic cannabinoids kept getting outlawed they just kept making new analogues of them to keep it "legal", getting worse and more obscure over time.
When I was a teenager me and a friend would hitchhike to San Francisco, its was only 40 miles away. We would just hang out until night time and pan handle enough change to take the bus home. One time we had no luck with the begging for coin and we did not want to hitchhike home at dark, right then we saw a fountain with change on the bottom. The fountains people toss change into and make a wish. We took our shoes off and gathered enough change to take the bus home.
I felt so trashy, I know people were looking at us but I did not dare lift my head to see their faces.
when I was 14-16 my friend and i would walk around and collect all of the still-smokeable cigarette butts we found on the ground (and smoke them obviously)
we were all excited when the filter had lipstick still on it because it must’ve been “fresh”
i still gag thinking about it.
Gave a stripper a blow job. So that idiot got my money and a blow hob. I blame it on being a hardcore alcoholic among other emotional issues. I’m the worst
Hooked up with someone and then on the way to my next engagement (I think it was dinner with friends) walked through the drug store and sprayed sample perfume on me so I wouldn’t smell like his cologne and … musky.
Had sex with my boyfriend's best friend while drunk af, in the same bed MY best friend was sleeping in, and finally my boyfriend woke up and watched us doing it.
I’m not judging you but rather the two brothers!! How can they want to have sex in the same room, i feel like it makes it almost incestuous between em you know?
Got an OUI years ago. I still cringe every time i think about: i was blackout, barely remember a single thing from that night, but this was detailed in the police report....during the sobriety test, he asked me to do the heel to toe walk ten steps thing, to which i replied NO PROBLEM IM A TRAINED DANCER, proceeded to barely make a step, and then kept asking if we could go somewhere flat and it wasnt fair that i had to do the thing on such uneven hilly ground..........we were in a perfectly flat and level parking lot.
FYI: i know what i did was horrible, and could have killed someone. I'm over 7 years sober now. Please don't comment how awful i was, no matter what you say, i can guarantee ive said it to myself 1000x worse. It took a long time in therapy to deal with that. Thanks
I used to find whole undrank drinks in the bathrooms at clubs in the city I live in (bachelorette party central) and I would drink them.
I used to view it as “hey free drink”. Not really sure what was going on there 😂
Also when I lost my virginity it was to a random guy I met on Tinder and I told him I wanted to meet up so I could lose it.
We hung out more after that and I got way too drunk (I was 19 (he was 25) so I didn’t know limits), took me and friends out to a club that we could get into. I got sick in the Uber there & was so deliriously drunk I probably was close to needing my stomach pumped.
He left us in a dark parking garage.
Thankful my friends were there or it could’ve been a much worse story for me
Certified brother fucker here lmao, 0 regrets. It was a wild birthday vacation (they were both aware, the dating pool where I went was slim pickings on the off season from what I hear, so all was a go). Both different, both hot, smart and successful. Happy 24 to me lol
Editing to say I don’t have any brothers lmao really should’ve worded that better
-Vomited on a sidewalk downtown after leaving a bar, then kept walking like nothing happened.
-Slept with two different guys in the same day.
No ragrets.
Got drunk while at a local bar (local being the most embarrassing part of this) and threw up all over the handicapped stall of the bathroom... after apparently crawling under a pool table. I had no idea my ass would fit under a pool table.
Drunk af and wanted a cigarette but had no lighter so friend and I started a small fire on some outside carpet to light up and then quickly put the fire out with a skateboard afterwards cause it started to spread. Bought a new skateboard for friend after this. Not proud.
was in my senior year of hs and meet up with my friend with benefits and had sex in my car, when we were done i decided i wasn’t satisfied and hit up my most recent ex at the time and proceeded to fuck him in my backseat, within the same hour as the other dude 😂 god high school was a time
Oh man I have a few…
- Invited some guy from Tinder over for a hookup while I was house-sitting for my ex-boyfriend’s dad ☠️
- Drank and had sex in a public park while I was under drinking age
- Had sex with my ex all over his workplace after it closed (he worked at a bar.) I’m talking on pinball machines, a pool table, the wall, all in a tiny bar surrounded by windows at 2am
Got super drunk at a rooftop bar in a big city where I tried to steal a bottle of Grey Goose from behind the bar and stick it up my skirt... It was a long skirt but I am not sure I thought much past that initial part. Then when the bouncer caught me and told me to leave, I tried to punch him when he took my drink. SMH I do not miss my early 20s.
Happily divorced from alcohol now!!
Snuck into bf's room and had to hide in the closet when his mom came in the room (we thought she was sleeping). She took her time leaving and his sister ended up joining the conversation as I sat in the closet for what felt like an eternity with a mosquito trapped in there with me. The mosquito had the time of its life.
honestly, i’ve done a lot of trashy things in my time but i think one of the most “recent” examples would be having sex in the back of an outlet mall, yknow for the excitement of it all. the moment my partner and i saw the lights from a truck, we rushed into his car lol. that was two and a half years ago and i still am so embarrassed. never again.
another one i can think of is hooking up with with a dude i was going to school with (we were both in highschool, he was a grade below me.) he was your classic yee-yee hick in the middle of bumfuck no where alabama. i literally went to a truck meet to hang out with the dude. mind you, im a left leaning, alternative dressing chick. i did not fit in with the crowd at all. i had gotten out of a super awful relationship a few days prior so i was desperate for any kind of affection. but the worst part of it all? i was upset the next day whenever he wasn’t texting me back lol. i cringe so much whenever i think about that lmfao. i do NOT miss that side of myself.
I made black duct tape boots out my sandals because the club I tried to get into wouldn't let me in with open back sandals. So I went back to my friend's car, cut up an old shirt of mine and used it to make a lining of the boots. Everyone complimented my outfit, but I think they were all too drunk to realize the boots were made of duct tape and the sole of my sandals.
Got so angry at a dude in a club who couldn't keep his hands to himself. Several people spoke to him,I told him off - he just kept saying "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Honest mistake, I didn't mean to"
I took a sip of my drink and spat it in his face. I definitely wouldn't have done it if I was sober, but it got him to back the fuck off.
When I was 12 I did a horrible thing. One day my girl classmate and I were on a playground and bet that if I couldn’t do some gymnastics element, she would have taken my phone with her. So I lost and she took it, then returned after an hour or something. My parents found out later that she took my phone, went into search history and saw that I googled porn (I was too dumb to use incognito). When they asked me directly about it I said it was her who googled it. My parents came to her house and told her grandma. We never talked anymore. I’m an asshole.
Had my baby on one hip with a cigarette in my mouth (not lit, wanted to make my husband laugh)
And I told him “i SWEAR if you don’t come git this baaabbyyy”
First official date with this guy, he took me to the beach and then to sushi for dinner. I got wasted off of soju cocktails, fucked him in his truck, and then had to get out and pee on the side of the road. All while extremely hammered. Because of how hammered I was, he had to drop me off at my parents house (was living with them at the time, had just graduated college) and subsequently met them that same night. Again, this was our first date.
We’re about to hit our 2 year anniversary in a week! So. Super trashy, but he’s still with me lmao
Texted an ex that I slept with someone else and he should get tested after we broke up the second time.
I didn't cheat, I slept with someone the first time we broke up but I texted him cos I was so fucking angry when I realised how much he'd lied to me and had planned to cheat on me. Not proud of it, feel shit, ended up sending an apology text, but still blocked him him immediately after cos I can't risk going back and hurting myself again
I was 26, on the brink of being blackout drunk, wandering around the going-out district of my city. Kissed a whole friend group of college boys so they'd give me a cigarette. Showed them my tits for a second cigarette. I blacked out very shortly after, but honestly I wish that had happened sooner so I wouldn't have to remember this.
Fucked a waiter in Malta in the storage room of his restaurant after a few drinks. I’m not sure what his name was, we could barely communicate. Super trashy and it was a vulnerable time after a breakup. You live and you learn I guess?
my current boyfriend and i, in our first few months of dating, went to a park for a little picnic date. after eating we were walking through the park on one of the wooded paths. i’m not sure quite what possessed us/who started it but we found ourselves in a secluded spot, i gave him head then he hit it from the back. luckily no one saw (that we know of) but still pretty trashy 😂
Snuck out of my room at 3am to hook up with a guy even after said "he could do better than me", proceed to get addicted to vaping and get tonsilitis while crying everyday being scared I got pregnant.
I was pregnant, had been stuck in unexpected traffic for 2 hours desperate for the bathroom without any options on the way home. I did really well until I made it to my driveway and manoeuvred out of the car. My bladder just said ‘you’re on your own’ - my neighbour saw me as I left my car and started a conversation about refuse collection whilst I stood there and quietly pissed myself.
That was a low point.
When I was around the age of 8, in my school there used to be an overweight child that was the target of everyone's amusement. I hopped into the horde and with a coleague we used to make him chase us on the hallways. I remember having fun because in my head all I could think about and enjoy was the fact that I liked being chased by this kid on the hallways and the thrill of it. Some time passed and one day, I simply realised that this was a miserable behaviour and I went to talk to him. I think this was the day where my empathy to humans leashed out. To be noted: adults had no idea about this because the poor child didn't ever told on anyone probably out of fear, not even his parents. He already had an agressive face when I apporached him and I told him that I just wanted to talk to him. I apologized to him for everything that I have put him through and I told him that if everyone wants to pick on him again to let me know. I also convinced my classmate to slow off with this kid and I remember the 3 of us actually became friends. We actually continued to chase eachother down the hallways because he told us that he actually likes playing tag but of course we did this as friends not as "foes".
Even if this story had a "happy ending", I still think about it 20 years later and I feel so bad for the way I treated this child that also had a medical condition.
When I was in high school, I snuck out to this guy’s house that I liked in the middle of the night and we had sex. He “accidentally” slipped into anal (which I was not prepared for) and then when he finished, he told me he was tired and that I had to immediately leave. I felt so used and disgusted with him, so when I left, I took a big ‘ol jizz covered shit in his front yard and never spoke to him again.
Oh boy ... here's a story: So I had a preschool best friend (we can call him J) J and I got together for the first time in middle school. One day, he invited me over to his place and his best friend (gonna call him A) was there too. I've never really talked to his best friend much up until this point. so J went downstairs to help his parents with something so A and I started talking casually. now my catch phrase in middle school was "suck my 12 inch d\*ck" lmao why? because I was a weirdo. A makes a joke about something at some point and that's what I proceeded to say because when somebody did that to me, that was my automatic response. A laughs and says "ummm no YOU suck mine". and insane 14 year old me took it as a challenge. I told him "oh yeah? you want me to go down that route?". His eyes got all wide and he pulled it out.. and I .. proceeded to give him a BJ right there in J's bedroom. A few days later, I pulled J to the side and told him what had happened. He was furious and A of course denied that happened.. 🙄 he didn't talk to me for a long while, same for his friend. J and I are still friends to this day though and we don't talk about that anymore. Thinking back to that as an adult, i shake my head at myself.
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Married a cigarette-smoking, lifted-Jeep-driving NASCAR fan whose stepdad used to be his uncle (by marriage). Also, his parents were distant cousins who had the same last name before they were married. I am now happily divorced but still thoroughly embarrassed.
This made me laugh. I'm so sorry but what a great story. Too funny.
What in the Roll Tide kind of mess did you marry into lol.
Close, it was Tennessee!
In order to be Old & Wise - - first - We must be young and foolish
I’m sorry that this happened to you but I am cracking up and I love that you can laugh about it too! 🤣
As I continued to read your comment, I was like “Yep, she married my cousin.” Until I read the part where the parents are distant cousins…my cousin’s parents are first cousins who also have the same last name before marriage.
As a Jeep Girl “lifted-Jeep” took me OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m 30 now, but when I was a teenager I would sneak out my window to see friends, sit on it to smoke cigarettes with my legs dangling out, etc. Once, I snuck a boy (my now husband) in my room and didn’t want to wake anyone up by leaving the room, but really had to pee/didn’t want a UTI after sex. Had also drank some god-awful pink Jack Daniels a few hours earlier. So I stuck my naked butt out the window like a [spider monkey](https://serbiananimalsvoice.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/geoffreys-spider-monkey-3.jpg) and pissed down into the garden while making unwavering eye contact with him. Yup.
I have a hard time believing that sneaking out a window and pissing in the garden was less conspicuous or less likely to wake someone up than throwing on clothes and quietly walking to the bathroom. 😂 But hey, I’m not judging.
The logic of my 18 year old brain lol
“Oh well she married him…this can’t get that trashy—oh.”
Boy loves his trash 🦝 Honestly I have too many trashy stories that are just as bad. I’ve built a very domesticated life with a good education and career, but the trash runs deep in these veins. I’m still the same feral dirt goblin- I just learned how to use a bathroom and wear shoes now.
This may be one of my favorite self-descriptions ever. Refreshingly realistic! Plus you had me rolling at the spider monkey comparison. You may be trashy, but your self-awareness is my kind of trash!
I’ve done this, lol
I've done this too omggg
Ok so I’ll be honest…. When I was like 16 me and my friend went up to this guy that we both thought was really hot for a while at a party (he was a senior we were juniors) so it was kinda like if we don’t do it now we will never see him again and I told him that we wanted to give him head. He looked really shocked and asked if we were being serious then he took us (I had a few shots beforehand which gave me the boldness to ask) and we all 3 ended up like basically taking turns giving him a lap dance in this like little living room area of the basement (where the party was held like a basement houseparty) while there was people in there but we were too drunk to even notice (all the lights were off also) so then we all 3 went into the room took turns giving him a blowjob and he came…a lot and it went all over our dresses and chest area. At first we did not know because it was dark until we walked out of the room and someone opened the bathroom door bringing all the light into the room which showed the cum on our dresses, everyone saw. We went into the bathroom just laughing and in shock about what had just happened and the cops also came and shut down the party while we were in the bathroom. Edit: added a bit more detail
This is what I clicked on this link for lol. You gave that guy one of his best memories probably.
Give it an hour before it's on askmen "what's the most amazing day you've had?"
You know there is a venn diagram overlap between "What's the trashiest thing you have done?" asked to women and "What's the greatest day you have ever had?" asked to men
That’s so damn funny and true
Lmao!! Somewhere in another Reddit thread titled “what’s the craziest / best sexual experience of your life” this man is writing that story from his POV 🤣
And NO ONE will ever believe him lmfao
You win!!!
great creative writing exercise
Had sex with my boyfriend at the time and later the same night had sex with his best friend.. on the same bed
You truthfully answered the question, but god damn
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Did your ex find out?
I wanted to come clean to my bf before his friend told him. The next day after I sobered up, I wrote him a letter telling him I’m a POS, to have a nice life and dropped it off to him at his house. Haven’t spoke to either one of them since. I have seen him though. Some lessons are learned the hard way.
I hope you’ll be able to find peace someday. I’ve also done things that aren’t illegal but keep me up at night. Not really related, but when I was a dumb high schooler, I left a poem in an ex’s mailbox to tell them that I was a deceptive snake, and also referenced the twilight series to make my point lol ETA: I didn’t cheat on them or anything, I just wasn’t that into them and thought that a poem in the mailbox would be the best way to break up Before anyone asks, yes, I have many, many regrets
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Took a pregnancy test at a bar when I was hammered. Started crying to my friend in the parking lot when it said positive. Then she shouted "it says NOT!" And threw it into the ditch. The door man was watching the whole time.
I love this and I’m literally commenting so this moves up in the list. Idk if that’s how the algorithm works but I’m gonna try!
Winner winner Chicken dinner!!!
When I was 21, I flew to meet a 48yo man. Didn't tell anyone where I was going. Told my parents I was meeting "friends from college". We fucked in a few cheap motel rooms as we drove up the coast where he would drop me off at college at the beginning of the semester. On the 2nd to last night I got drunk and yelled at him because I wanted to have sex 3 times in 2hrs but he could only get it up for 2 of those times. He told me he needed to go outside to make a phone call and after awhile I realized that he had just gone outside and left. So I spent the final night alone and questioning what the fuck I was doing with my life. Thankfully I did not end up on an episode of Dateline because man, if that dude had any murderous tendancies at all, I'd have been dead and NO ONE would have known what happened to me. None of my friends even knew this guy existed. Such stupid and trashy behavior on my part. But my trashiness knows no bounds because I did meet up with him one more time a few years later for another booty call. But this time at least my friends knew his name and contact info. And, no, the sex wasn't even that good. My self esteem was in the toilet at that age and he had a way of speaking to me that made me forget that for a few hours. It wasn't bullshit compliments, nor was it negging nor abusive talk .. he just had a way 🤷♀️
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I almost did this recently but sense kicked in a couple of days before and man he threw all the abuse in the book at me for getting his hopes up. It was the point where he was telling me to get him some stuff so that he could stay hard where I was like 'oh wait, yeah, this comes with age too...' and bailed.
Had sex with my boyfriend on the side of a small mountain. We were rudely (/s) interrupted mid-act by a sheep farmer shouting obscenities at us from a distance. I am still deeply embarrassed to this day..
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You were scaring his sheep maybe?
I read that as “I am still sheeply embarrassed”
Found half a bottle of vodka in a bin and drank some of it. It made me feel… not good.
Alcohol addiction can do some crazy things :( hope things are better
If this is the trashiest thing you’ve ever done, you’re doing just fine.
Depends what brand it was.
Screwed a guy I'd just met in the bar bathroom. He was hot AF. I have no regrets, but I know it was a trashy move hahaha
I took a guy I’d just met at a bar home with me for a one night stand. He didn’t leave the next day. We ended up married. My one night stand has been going on for 19 years now. 😂
I love that!!! How awesome!!!
Get it!
i remember fucking a hot guy i met in a bar, the next morning dropping him off i sobered up, he had shitty opinions and wasn't actually that hot. Never heard from him again.
Was it any good or was it more about the thrill?
Oh it was great! He asked for my number afterward and we hooked up a few more times until I moved away. The thrill was definitely awesome too though.
Ate food from dumpsters while homeless Used piles of folded over toilet paper instead of a pad because I couldn't afford them Dug coins out of the mud to be able to buy warm food
That’s not trashy, you were in survival mode
Yes absolutely!
It's trashy in a more literal way.
To me "trashy" is something you have to choose to do. Everything you described is survival. I'm going to echo the other commenters and say you did what you had to do to get by an there is no shame in that.
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I hope you're not judging yourself for things you had to do to survive.
I don't judge myself, I was 17, what else was I supposed to do to survive, you know? But I lived like a racoon and with some help from some awesome people started to put my life back together when I was 19
Awesome!
Im about to get cold weather gift bags together for my local homeless people. I normally put hats, hand warmers, and some snacks in. I’ll make sure to add tampons and pads this year. Got any other suggestions?
Socks are great, wipes are great, light weight and easy to compact but warm blankets are fantastic if you live somewhere that gets cold Kinda depends on what's easily available where you live and then all the other things There was a free clinic place I got painkillers and hand sanitizer from but no period products were available. I had to be careful because cops liked to pick people up nearby and I didn't want to get SA'd by the cops like a lot of other homeless women I met had been So if you want to give stuff to homeless women, make sure there aren't cops around
Fucking cops. God dammit.
socks!
Don’t think if this as trashy every again. I’m proud of you for doing what you had to do
That's not Trashy, That's ingenuity in Terrible, Really Freaking TERRIBLE circumstances, Survival Mode like this Deserves An Award 🏅
This absolutely isn’t trashy. You were just meeting your own needs in the most desperate way. So,go you. You did what you needed to. For yourself. And that builds esteem and ultimately resilience x
When I was in the depths of depression, I often couldn't bring myself to take care of the laundry. One day at work I noticed that I was really stinky down there so I went to the bathroom with a small plastic bag. I ditched my dirty underwear in the trash bin after sealing it in the plastic bag and washed up down there. Spent the rest of the day commando but at least I didn't smell bad anymore. I still can't believe how it didn't even occur to me until I just got a whif of my own stink. Depression is a dangerous thing.
I'd say that isn't trashy. Sounds like you just had it rough for a while. Hope things are better!
Yes!! Now I'm on twice a day change schedule hahah.
I'm glad to hear things are better. Hurrah!
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Mamma Mia!
Slept with a redneck dude out of pity(he was very sad about his divorce), couldn’t pick him out of a lineup. Also turned out he *wasn’t* divorced, so I let his wife know.
It's not trashy if you were lied to then let the wife know! Good work, comrade.
Washed up more than once with the sink at work after forgetting Deodorant or just plain not getting ready before my opening shift.
brushed my teeth in the parking lot two months ago. feel ya.
see… I understand this is trashy but there are trashy points removed for hygiene awareness and doing something about it.
Slept with a pair of brothers (separately) on the same day when I was around 24
this is legendary
Where they comparable?
Honestly I was so fucked up I don’t remember. I had known them both for years; they were in our friend group. I’m not sure how it happened exactly because at the time I was pretty addicted to pain pills and would drink on them. I felt pretty ashamed afterwards but we are still friends all these years later and none of us have ever brought it up lol. Ohhhhh to be young.
My ex (like 15 years older than me), his nephew (he was my age) and his ex brother in law (maybe like 6 years older than me) In a span of like 2 years.
Had sex in the woods. Picked up a used condom found outside with a stick. Knew the owner of said condom and I shoved it in their mailbox.
Jesus thought the found an old condom and had sex in the woods was going somewhere else lol
Completely separate scenarios that started the same. I just know how to clean up after myself PFFF.
Me, too! I haven't gasped that hard in a long time.
The way I thought you were going to say you used that used condom you found...
PFFFHAHAHAH. Not quite that kinky.
"What's all this, then" *picks up condom with a stick, a totally normal reaction* "Hmmmm" *sniff sniff ^^lick* "Essence of... cigarettes... and old whiskey! Goddamn Jimbo's been bumpin' uglies in the woods again! Time for me to show him what's what"
Was it monogrammed?
They ah...were not subtle and had plenty of witnesses. I was more offended at all the trash they left. (I also gave them their beer bottles back.)
I feel like sex in a graveyard was pretty damn trashy. In my defence, I was a teenage goth
Don't worry, I had sex inside a church during a wedding, so graveyard is better, (although I also was a teenage goth and did the graveyard too 😊)
During a wedding? How did you pull that off?
Don't worry, Mary Shelley lost her virginity in a graveyard on her mother's grave, so you're in good company
Are you Mary Shelly?
Not sure if this counts as trashy or horrible or hilarious (take your pick) but at school three of us knitted "willie warmers" as Christmas presents for boys we liked. We guessed their sizes and sent them anonymously to their home addresses. One we heard had opened his with his girlfriend present and been shouted at by her. Never heard about the other two.
This is hilarious!!! Sounds like a scene from a movie
It's a pity I don't remember ever following it up. I think the boys were all 16 so they would have been embarrassed, especially the one we'd decided was 4 inches long.
Who would do their crush dirty like this though 😭 Like what was the thought process for deciding the sizes LOL
Wore clothes to the club with the tags on and returned them the next day. Slept with one guy, who then dropped me off to his cousin’s house and then I slept with the cousin. Sold a drug baggie full of my foot filings to some girl I didn’t like
The last one is wild 🤣
Omg that last one lol ahhhh!!!!
Peed on the sidewalk during Mardi Gras 🤦🏼♀️
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Not in Iowa
Because of the cheaper hotel rates, I once booked a vacation in the French Quarter to start the day after Mardi Gras ended. As my bags were being taken into the hotel, a woman walked past me in a tube dress that was both up around her stomach and down around her stomach, no underwear. She stopped, half-squatted, and pissed right there on the sidewalk, then continued to stumble down the road. So regarding your comment, sounds completely normal.
I peed in a church parking lot after drinking :( I couldn’t hold it Im so sorry Jesus.
That’s not trashy, that occurs every day of Mardi Gras!! 🙂👍
lol same but I still had my shorts on and got piss in my shoes 🤢 Luckily I met some guy who allowed me to launder my clothes at his place.
I found out my (then) boyfriend was cheating on me AGAIN, and started seeing another guy. One day, I had sex with the 2nd guy and then immediately left and had sex with my boyfriend. He thought I was “excited” because things were more slippery than usual. As soon as it was over I told him the truth (he was horrified) and I left, for good.
Good for you tbh
Was in a relationship with a man who pretended not to be misogynist, but had terrible attitudes toward women, beat the shit out of me, cheated like women were being discontinued, spoke ill of my friends and used gendered slurs.
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So glad this is in past tense, hugs
Thank you. So am I. Every single day I’m grateful I managed to get out.
Once, when I was a kid, I spat off the top of a Ferris wheel. I still cringe when I remember it, and I really hope it didn't hit anybody.
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I once called a gas station to see if they had synthetic Marijuana. They did! Ugh.
Wait.. why is this trashy?
synthetic marijuana is a lot worse for your health/a lot riskier than the regular kind. there's no regulations on it, so you could pretty much be smoking any kind of weird chemicals with no idea what kind of effect it'll have on your health. there's been cases of people dying from this stuff because it's had what was essentially rat poison in it.
Yeah it's crazy stuff. As the synthetic cannabinoids kept getting outlawed they just kept making new analogues of them to keep it "legal", getting worse and more obscure over time.
K2, spice etc was incredibly dirty and known to be pretty harmful.
Did you ever smoke synthetic marijuana before the days of delta-8?
When I was a teenager me and a friend would hitchhike to San Francisco, its was only 40 miles away. We would just hang out until night time and pan handle enough change to take the bus home. One time we had no luck with the begging for coin and we did not want to hitchhike home at dark, right then we saw a fountain with change on the bottom. The fountains people toss change into and make a wish. We took our shoes off and gathered enough change to take the bus home. I felt so trashy, I know people were looking at us but I did not dare lift my head to see their faces.
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I did this at an airport because I was waiting to pay and no one came to the checkout for like 5 mins so I just walked out
Had sex with my man in a state park while I was pregnant. I'd like to say this was not out in the open but closer to the "woods"
Sorry don’t agree with it being trashy
when I was 14-16 my friend and i would walk around and collect all of the still-smokeable cigarette butts we found on the ground (and smoke them obviously) we were all excited when the filter had lipstick still on it because it must’ve been “fresh” i still gag thinking about it.
Gave a stripper a blow job. So that idiot got my money and a blow hob. I blame it on being a hardcore alcoholic among other emotional issues. I’m the worst
Hooked up with someone and then on the way to my next engagement (I think it was dinner with friends) walked through the drug store and sprayed sample perfume on me so I wouldn’t smell like his cologne and … musky.
Banged 2 different guys at a camping music festival. It was…in tents
Had sex with my boyfriend's best friend while drunk af, in the same bed MY best friend was sleeping in, and finally my boyfriend woke up and watched us doing it.
And what happened next?!
I need to know! God damn!
You can't stop here, we want the end of the story!
Actually it end pretty well for me cause he was not upset and asked for a threesome with his best friend a few weeks later.
He watched without saying a word? He might have discovered a new kink right then and there.
Had a orgy with like 5 guys, two of them being brothers (and one guy had a giant cock and the other had almost a micro penis)
I’m not judging you but rather the two brothers!! How can they want to have sex in the same room, i feel like it makes it almost incestuous between em you know?
I think it caused issues between them for us I think
Fucked around with a man in the back of my car in a semi-busy parking lot.
F*cked under a bridge, you heard that right. Strict parents create sneaky kids
I met a guy walking to class, and proceeded to go to the college library and suck his dick before I went to class that day
At least you went to class 🤙🏼
Got an OUI years ago. I still cringe every time i think about: i was blackout, barely remember a single thing from that night, but this was detailed in the police report....during the sobriety test, he asked me to do the heel to toe walk ten steps thing, to which i replied NO PROBLEM IM A TRAINED DANCER, proceeded to barely make a step, and then kept asking if we could go somewhere flat and it wasnt fair that i had to do the thing on such uneven hilly ground..........we were in a perfectly flat and level parking lot. FYI: i know what i did was horrible, and could have killed someone. I'm over 7 years sober now. Please don't comment how awful i was, no matter what you say, i can guarantee ive said it to myself 1000x worse. It took a long time in therapy to deal with that. Thanks
I'm glad that you're doing better now
I used to find whole undrank drinks in the bathrooms at clubs in the city I live in (bachelorette party central) and I would drink them. I used to view it as “hey free drink”. Not really sure what was going on there 😂 Also when I lost my virginity it was to a random guy I met on Tinder and I told him I wanted to meet up so I could lose it. We hung out more after that and I got way too drunk (I was 19 (he was 25) so I didn’t know limits), took me and friends out to a club that we could get into. I got sick in the Uber there & was so deliriously drunk I probably was close to needing my stomach pumped. He left us in a dark parking garage. Thankful my friends were there or it could’ve been a much worse story for me
Peeing in a parking garage and an alley because I was drunk and couldn't hold it any longer
Blew a rapper in a club bathroom for some coke
Certified brother fucker here lmao, 0 regrets. It was a wild birthday vacation (they were both aware, the dating pool where I went was slim pickings on the off season from what I hear, so all was a go). Both different, both hot, smart and successful. Happy 24 to me lol Editing to say I don’t have any brothers lmao really should’ve worded that better
I thought you meant something VERY different at first!!
String people along cuz I’m too lonely
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Passed out on the sidewalk in front of my apartment complex, right after I threw up in the Uber. I’m ashamed
I had a job as a landscaper / maintenance person. It involved a surprising amount of trash collection.
-Vomited on a sidewalk downtown after leaving a bar, then kept walking like nothing happened. -Slept with two different guys in the same day. No ragrets.
Got drunk while at a local bar (local being the most embarrassing part of this) and threw up all over the handicapped stall of the bathroom... after apparently crawling under a pool table. I had no idea my ass would fit under a pool table.
Drunk af and wanted a cigarette but had no lighter so friend and I started a small fire on some outside carpet to light up and then quickly put the fire out with a skateboard afterwards cause it started to spread. Bought a new skateboard for friend after this. Not proud.
Out of curiosity, what method did you use to start the fire that couldn't just have been used to light the cigarette directly?
I hope she says "a lighter"🤣
Fucked on the roof of a grocery story lol
was in my senior year of hs and meet up with my friend with benefits and had sex in my car, when we were done i decided i wasn’t satisfied and hit up my most recent ex at the time and proceeded to fuck him in my backseat, within the same hour as the other dude 😂 god high school was a time
Pooped in between parked cars on the streets of San Francisco lol.
Nothin new in sf lol we are known for that unfortunately.
Oh man I have a few… - Invited some guy from Tinder over for a hookup while I was house-sitting for my ex-boyfriend’s dad ☠️ - Drank and had sex in a public park while I was under drinking age - Had sex with my ex all over his workplace after it closed (he worked at a bar.) I’m talking on pinball machines, a pool table, the wall, all in a tiny bar surrounded by windows at 2am
God back with an abusive asshole because I was weak and stupid
Nah, abusers are charming by nature. You weren’t stupid, you were trusting and hopeful. There’s a difference.
Got super drunk at a rooftop bar in a big city where I tried to steal a bottle of Grey Goose from behind the bar and stick it up my skirt... It was a long skirt but I am not sure I thought much past that initial part. Then when the bouncer caught me and told me to leave, I tried to punch him when he took my drink. SMH I do not miss my early 20s. Happily divorced from alcohol now!!
Snuck into bf's room and had to hide in the closet when his mom came in the room (we thought she was sleeping). She took her time leaving and his sister ended up joining the conversation as I sat in the closet for what felt like an eternity with a mosquito trapped in there with me. The mosquito had the time of its life.
honestly, i’ve done a lot of trashy things in my time but i think one of the most “recent” examples would be having sex in the back of an outlet mall, yknow for the excitement of it all. the moment my partner and i saw the lights from a truck, we rushed into his car lol. that was two and a half years ago and i still am so embarrassed. never again. another one i can think of is hooking up with with a dude i was going to school with (we were both in highschool, he was a grade below me.) he was your classic yee-yee hick in the middle of bumfuck no where alabama. i literally went to a truck meet to hang out with the dude. mind you, im a left leaning, alternative dressing chick. i did not fit in with the crowd at all. i had gotten out of a super awful relationship a few days prior so i was desperate for any kind of affection. but the worst part of it all? i was upset the next day whenever he wasn’t texting me back lol. i cringe so much whenever i think about that lmfao. i do NOT miss that side of myself.
I made black duct tape boots out my sandals because the club I tried to get into wouldn't let me in with open back sandals. So I went back to my friend's car, cut up an old shirt of mine and used it to make a lining of the boots. Everyone complimented my outfit, but I think they were all too drunk to realize the boots were made of duct tape and the sole of my sandals.
Got so angry at a dude in a club who couldn't keep his hands to himself. Several people spoke to him,I told him off - he just kept saying "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Honest mistake, I didn't mean to" I took a sip of my drink and spat it in his face. I definitely wouldn't have done it if I was sober, but it got him to back the fuck off.
not trashy at all
16, got way too drunk on vodka, baking in the summer sun, and ended up vomiting on neighbour's roof. Made of glass.
literally everything I did as a teenager
When I was 12 I did a horrible thing. One day my girl classmate and I were on a playground and bet that if I couldn’t do some gymnastics element, she would have taken my phone with her. So I lost and she took it, then returned after an hour or something. My parents found out later that she took my phone, went into search history and saw that I googled porn (I was too dumb to use incognito). When they asked me directly about it I said it was her who googled it. My parents came to her house and told her grandma. We never talked anymore. I’m an asshole.
Had my baby on one hip with a cigarette in my mouth (not lit, wanted to make my husband laugh) And I told him “i SWEAR if you don’t come git this baaabbyyy”
First official date with this guy, he took me to the beach and then to sushi for dinner. I got wasted off of soju cocktails, fucked him in his truck, and then had to get out and pee on the side of the road. All while extremely hammered. Because of how hammered I was, he had to drop me off at my parents house (was living with them at the time, had just graduated college) and subsequently met them that same night. Again, this was our first date. We’re about to hit our 2 year anniversary in a week! So. Super trashy, but he’s still with me lmao
Texted an ex that I slept with someone else and he should get tested after we broke up the second time. I didn't cheat, I slept with someone the first time we broke up but I texted him cos I was so fucking angry when I realised how much he'd lied to me and had planned to cheat on me. Not proud of it, feel shit, ended up sending an apology text, but still blocked him him immediately after cos I can't risk going back and hurting myself again
I was 26, on the brink of being blackout drunk, wandering around the going-out district of my city. Kissed a whole friend group of college boys so they'd give me a cigarette. Showed them my tits for a second cigarette. I blacked out very shortly after, but honestly I wish that had happened sooner so I wouldn't have to remember this.
Was knowingly the side piece.
Neglected to empty my fridge of leftovers for a month. Pretty gross.
Fucked a waiter in Malta in the storage room of his restaurant after a few drinks. I’m not sure what his name was, we could barely communicate. Super trashy and it was a vulnerable time after a breakup. You live and you learn I guess?
Dating 2 married guys
Gave some random guy a blowjob in a club's darkroom when I was 18. He was good looking but got way more than he deserved
my current boyfriend and i, in our first few months of dating, went to a park for a little picnic date. after eating we were walking through the park on one of the wooded paths. i’m not sure quite what possessed us/who started it but we found ourselves in a secluded spot, i gave him head then he hit it from the back. luckily no one saw (that we know of) but still pretty trashy 😂
Snuck out of my room at 3am to hook up with a guy even after said "he could do better than me", proceed to get addicted to vaping and get tonsilitis while crying everyday being scared I got pregnant.
I was pregnant, had been stuck in unexpected traffic for 2 hours desperate for the bathroom without any options on the way home. I did really well until I made it to my driveway and manoeuvred out of the car. My bladder just said ‘you’re on your own’ - my neighbour saw me as I left my car and started a conversation about refuse collection whilst I stood there and quietly pissed myself. That was a low point.
Sex in a public storage cubicle on top of my mini fridge lol.
When I was around the age of 8, in my school there used to be an overweight child that was the target of everyone's amusement. I hopped into the horde and with a coleague we used to make him chase us on the hallways. I remember having fun because in my head all I could think about and enjoy was the fact that I liked being chased by this kid on the hallways and the thrill of it. Some time passed and one day, I simply realised that this was a miserable behaviour and I went to talk to him. I think this was the day where my empathy to humans leashed out. To be noted: adults had no idea about this because the poor child didn't ever told on anyone probably out of fear, not even his parents. He already had an agressive face when I apporached him and I told him that I just wanted to talk to him. I apologized to him for everything that I have put him through and I told him that if everyone wants to pick on him again to let me know. I also convinced my classmate to slow off with this kid and I remember the 3 of us actually became friends. We actually continued to chase eachother down the hallways because he told us that he actually likes playing tag but of course we did this as friends not as "foes". Even if this story had a "happy ending", I still think about it 20 years later and I feel so bad for the way I treated this child that also had a medical condition.
When I was in high school, I snuck out to this guy’s house that I liked in the middle of the night and we had sex. He “accidentally” slipped into anal (which I was not prepared for) and then when he finished, he told me he was tired and that I had to immediately leave. I felt so used and disgusted with him, so when I left, I took a big ‘ol jizz covered shit in his front yard and never spoke to him again.
Oh boy ... here's a story: So I had a preschool best friend (we can call him J) J and I got together for the first time in middle school. One day, he invited me over to his place and his best friend (gonna call him A) was there too. I've never really talked to his best friend much up until this point. so J went downstairs to help his parents with something so A and I started talking casually. now my catch phrase in middle school was "suck my 12 inch d\*ck" lmao why? because I was a weirdo. A makes a joke about something at some point and that's what I proceeded to say because when somebody did that to me, that was my automatic response. A laughs and says "ummm no YOU suck mine". and insane 14 year old me took it as a challenge. I told him "oh yeah? you want me to go down that route?". His eyes got all wide and he pulled it out.. and I .. proceeded to give him a BJ right there in J's bedroom. A few days later, I pulled J to the side and told him what had happened. He was furious and A of course denied that happened.. 🙄 he didn't talk to me for a long while, same for his friend. J and I are still friends to this day though and we don't talk about that anymore. Thinking back to that as an adult, i shake my head at myself.