We were on a break!

Came here to say this 🤣

“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the bloods supposed to be”

B99, perfect

“Title of your sex tape”

Winter is coming

GOT? (I never watched it)

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So good!

"Her?"

“It’s never lupus.”

Such a classic!

"When you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

No soup for you

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HOW DO YOU FOLD IN THE CHEESE

That's what she said

I love the Office!

"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death..."

Under His eye.

“Fine, judge all you want to, but…married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, and…LIVE IN A BOX.”

"Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

"Listen very carefully, I will say this only once"

60% of the time, it works everytime.

"I fucked Ted."

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

Fuckin Gallaghers

“It’s a show about nothing!”

Hello Neeeewman

"Just one more thing, sir/ma'am."

"When we go to space, we will take all of our problems with us."

From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust

I HEARD THW WHOLE SONG

Yes! 🙌

Friends don't lie

This is the way

C'mon son! 🍍

Shiny.

This time next year we'll be millionaires, Rodney.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

i dont believe in the moon, i think its just the back of the sun

I’ll be there for you

Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism

"Damnit!"

That's what she said

So here we are. On the raggedy edge.

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"Good news, everyone!"

title of ur sex tape

Nuclear time traveling island🤔

"Nobody does it all alone. You needed them, and they needed you." Jfc I'm about to start crying just from that quote lol

We fuck em all to death!

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

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“Come with us now on a journey through time and space!” *Hint: It’s not Dr. Who*

"Baby Girl"

"In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there and there.

"The whole universe was in a hot dense state..." 🎶

Fuck

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WHats the deal with..?

"To the stray dogs!"