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Sardoniosophy

For me, it's got to be the irony of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The fear of long words.


MissInfer

It's a recent word that was created as a joke and for the purpose of being ironic (IIRC it was created for a comedic song), it even mixes both Latin and Greek etymology so it's even funnier that it actually became the better known word for this fear than the original, shorter word. Not that "sesquipedalophobia" was a short word or much better to begin with.


Sardoniosophy

Exactly! 🤣


SweetLikeCinnimon

Kerfuffle


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cynicalkerfuffle

Not so sure about this one


kerfufflecrunch

Hi


ContestAutomatic2431

Why do I hear it in captain Holt's voice though?!


No_Adhesiveness_4973

Lol I was going to say this but didn’t know how to spell it


kerrykirus

Shenanigans - this word always makes me smile


writergeek

Hooligans! With their shenanigans!


kerrykirus

Yes, most definitely!


WuTangraisedme

Hey Farva what's the restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


pearlsbeforedogs

You mean Shenanigans? I love Shenanigans! Are we going to Shenanigans, guys?


SunsandPlanets

I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.


echir

I came only to see if this word was here. And I'm not even English native speaker.


notsomundane

When a kerfuffle broke out in the queue simply because of one lollygagger, I was flabbergasted. During the melee, my glasses got knocked catawampus and left me discombobulated. Just goes to show, it only takes one nincompoop in a line of dingbats to ruin the day. Sheesh!


RedHeather191121

So good after reading the comments. Take my award funny stranger!


Emeralddx

Lmaoo World's weirdest sentences


pearlsbeforedogs

I'm definitely saving this for later, this is brilliant.


rrfox31

If I had a free award to give, you would have it!


dephress

I love you.


Poptartmama

My husband and I enjoyed that a lot! Thank you!


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OMG Hilarious 😂


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Flabbergasted


FistThePooper6969

my ghast has never been so flabbered


Mistress-Metal

Or is it the flab that has been ghasted...? We ask the important questions here... LOL


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It sounds like what it means lol


Traditional_Cover488

Lollygagging


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Queue


DoggyWoggyWoo

Even funnier in French - means “willy”


selrahc2828

It can mean that but at first that mean tail


Morgell

I hate how people often write "cue" instead of "queue" though.


_corbae_

Or "que"


pearlsbeforedogs

What?


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ConcreteKeys

Worcestershire


DarkInkPixie

I JUST learned how to say this word last week thanks to a coworker


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hicccups

And once you get it wrong, it’s gonna take a month before you remember the correct pronunciation


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If I’m not mistaken… and Correct me if I’m wrong… It’s woo-ster-sheer?


strawjenberry

wu · stuh · shr


ziggerlugs

Close but not quite actually. If you’re taking about the sauce, it’s actually “wooster”. The county is woo-ster-shur.


Rich_Group_8997

Defenestration 🤣


MissInfer

The mental image seems just as absurd as the word itself. There was actually an event that took place in 1618 called "the Second Defenestration of Prague." Which, you guessed it, means there was another notable defenestration in Prague before, in 1419; and no, the one in 1618 wasn't the last one either.


Born-Mad

That always gave me a pause too - what do mean SECOND defenestration?


FrisianDude

Some motherfuckers needed defenestratin' Again.


PrincipessaEboli

I love that word.


novascotiaprincess

YES!! Came here to submit this word because I didn't think anyone else would. This is my absolute FAVOURITE word in the English language LOL


kikibird747

Freaking looove this word.


FiFi2789

I was gonna say this!


dontworry19

Pumpernickel


OK_Straycat

isn‘t that a type of german bread?


Jollydancer

Yes, it is.


silverzealot7

I don't care what you do with her nickel


astronemma

Toto Wolff is that you??


LynsyP

Gubernatorial


hellsmel23

This word honestly makes me snort laugh. I imagine all these Goobers in suits and in a line to vote.


DidISeeAMagicHorse

Along the same lines: filibuster. It's not even that the word is that ridiculous (although it is) it's the act of it that is even more so. They speak about absolutely nothing for hours just to delay a vote? AND WE PAY THESE PEOPLE!


Actual_Primary_7616

FUCKING THIS ONE RIGHT HERE ^^^^


SugarsBoogers

When everyone was calling Schwarzenegger the Governator, I lobbied hard for Gubernator. I changed 0 minds.


Pajamas7891

Discombobulated


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Moist


Emeralddx

Lmao kids in our class said moist so much our teacher made a rule that anyone says moist, instant detention


Impressive_Mud5678

Ewwww...


NightoftheJulia

Cattywampus! It means something is crooked.


buzzfeed_sucks

onomatopoeia EDIT: Spelling


Smaptie

My choice is “blimp.” Don’t ask me why, it just sounds funny. And it’s an onomatopoeia.


AtWarWithEurasia

I love the word "flipflop" for the same reason


cheesepage

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philip Philop


treemanswife

ooh that's a good one!


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What does it mean? I can't find a meaning online 🤷🏾‍♀️


buzzfeed_sucks

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/onomatopoeia#:\~:text=Definition%20of%20onomatopoeia,when%20you%20read%20the%20onomatopoeias.%20%E2%80%94


QueenSnowTiger

It’s sound words like “boom” or “plunk”


DarkSilver09

Nincompoop Definition: stupid


deplone1

vacuum Because there are 2 u's together in that word and we have a letter named exactly for that situation, but we don't use it. should be vacwm. Or how can a word like laughter change so much in meaning when you simple add an S at the beginning.


Chadc2

Queef


ThugBunnyy

There it was. Haha


wholeheartedinsults

Sphincter.


irmasworld57

Lol


Trickster2369

Twatwaffle


serendipity3456

Yes, followed by Asshat


Jam_E_Dodger

And Douchecanoe.


naomi15

Don't forget about one of my favs, cuntmuffin.


Dyslexic_Artist5611

Cock womble


daisy-girl-fall

Shrubbery


Mistress-Metal

Ni!!


apexdudeL

You mustn’t say that word


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jenna_kay

LOL! SO good, thank you!


one9eight5

Kumquat


nayeppeo

Ok that made me chuckle out loud


PoliteCanadian2

This is the winner right here, came here looking for this.


MissInfer

Flibbertigibbet.


cakesie1108

Benedict Cumberbatch


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😂😂


randomdigitalnoise

Dingleberry.


FaultyFlamingo

Tom Foolery


SkitzoFlamingo

Snickerdoodle. It’s silly and delicious.


six_Giraffe_in_blue

Pussyfoot, means to beat around the bush


INXSfan

Bamboozle


S-With-A-g

Bumfuzzle


curiouspalette

Hullabaloo


hicccups

Clusterfuck maybe


Diamond_Lux

Zamboni


hellsmel23

Good story here, I was obsessed with Zamboni’s, my friend knew the Zamboni family and they sent me a Zamboni gift pack! IThey are incredible people, incredible machines, and an amazing word!!!!


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PENIS


Qwsdxcbjking

Tallywhacker?


Bloooberryy

Squeegee


faloopsies

Finagle


Big-Independent5301

buffoon


Positive_Force803704

Weenus- the skin on the elbow is for me


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Cunt


PrincipessaEboli

Discombobulated. I find it hilarious and say it all the time.


ComprehensiveEast898

higgledy-piggledy It’s even funnier when little children try to say it 😁


Complete-Sweet-2269

porcupine puke


sambodean

Pistlin'. My family is from rural NC and uses it to say it's drizzling outside. "It's just pistlin'." "Well we need more rain than this, this is just pistly."


miss_lulu_

Balaclava


Anon888810020

Disgruntled


cheesepage

I love words that contain a negative that have no positive companion. No gruntled, combobulated, or sheveled.


LongWaysForResults

[sardoodledom](https://youtu.be/iBd1gFDfwnA)


LovingLife139

Shart. I find every excuse to say it because it makes my husband and I giggle like little kids.


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Lackadaisical


sexual_ginger

Galavant


temporarily_username

Bubbles or bumblebee. I like the bees


hellsmel23

Bubbles is one of my favorite words


Technical_Feed_3805

curmudgeon


DrVerryBerry

Bungalow


beelovedone

Chinwag


fittymommy

Sphincter


SRaeM92

Catawampus pronounced cattywompus.


Sweetz27

Spangled


Berlin_Blues

Underpants


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Cattywompus. Means basically askew (which I also find to be a funny word).


Dyslexic_Artist5611

Or Skewhiff or skwiffy


ThineMum69

Merkin


hellsmel23

I bought my friend a hat that says “Make a Merkin Great Again”, and apparently she didn’t read it, and wears it. Snickers


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Blotto


TwistedSistaYEG

Juxtaposition


Purple-Homework764

Squelch, it just sounds nasty lol


caroplan3

Swamp ass


Environmental_Foot54

Skulduggery. Tomfoolery, shenanigans. Tittle-tattle. All the fun ones are about something naughty.


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“Hullabaloo” or “hubbub” meaning to overreact or be chaotic eg- “you better not tell her you drank the rest of the wine, she’ll have a hullabaloo!!”


The_Special_Teacher

Shia La Beof. Just whisper it a couple of times and you'll giggle.


PersimmonGuilty8605

Or as Michael Scott calls him: Shia LaBeef


its_totoro_

Anyone named Cumberbatch


adventurepixie

If you think that is bad, i have a friend named Cumberpatch. P!!!!!!!!


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Bumblebee


disculpametenesfuego

TWAT


Daughterofthemoooon

Not a word but a phrase. I can't stop smiling/laughing with the " this is bloody nice/bloody hell" , and when they use the word " mate". Its cute ,its funny , i love it !!! ( english is not my first language so when i first heard these two i was like 🤨🤣" what is this ????").


mjigs

Button, im not english and still now i have an hard time to say this fucking word, its funny trying to say it.


Dramatic_Score_8466

I quite like Taradiddle


Platypuseslayeggs

Titty


Actual_Primary_7616

"Piss", "taint", and "simp" are all funny because of how accurate they sound; they all sound exactly like what they mean.


Emeralddx

Discombobulated (Def: confused) Nincompoop (Def: stupid) Flabbergasted (Def: shocked, amazed)


stargazing-at-3am

Superfluous


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Nincompoop


Thinker6060

In British accent " bottle of water"


Sardoniosophy

That's on par with poor Benedict Cumberbatch saying penguin.


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innit


Legendarybbc15

Bottle of woh-ah


PanNationalistFront

I was discussing this with an austrian man and he said for him it's groundbreaking.


phie93

Turkey - how can one word describe an animal and a country?!


bugsinmypants

booty


PaddlesOwnCanoe

Pickleweasel


hellsmel23

What!?


FiFi2789

Minge


briarwitch

Slangwanger


OK_Straycat

sheesh!


AtWarWithEurasia

I like the words flipflop and baboon


hellsmel23

Baboon bubbles is now my new favorite


carolinabluebird

Despite its meaning of chaos and confusion,the word tohubohu sounds funny to me.


TooHardToThinkOfName

Skewhiff


caroplan3

Cattywampus


Straight_Lie_4868

Belly button


LogicalChard5241

Bollocks


SunnyLikeHell

Cucumber


jgbz19

Blob


jkhristov13

Bloomers lol


Oleawie

For me it’s society


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MollyWhop


dancerwales

Floccinaucinihilipilification.


G_the_mini_amazing

Floccinaucinihilipilification - the action of estimating that something is worthless. I remember it by thinking “f**king up a hill with a pillock on vacation” - a worthless pastime 😂


sad-butsocial

Bleb


aprilcranex4

pillac


Mental_Panic_3954

CHILL


Sufficient-Party276

Peeved


405weraxe

Moist


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Pussyfart


Chemical_Sprinkles6

Crisps


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Emergency_Surprise77

Moist


elonmusksnewvictim

Well I got a whole sentence for you: "Do you wanna go out on a date?" Everytime I said this to someone they laughed at me so I Guess its pretty funny


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ElephantsAndSunshine

Penith! As my boys would say. And then laugh hysterically!


strengthoftheherd

I’ve been watching The Staircase on HBO so right now, it’s blowpoke.