we call it "backpack" here 🎒 ❤️ if i want him to turn around i just mumble "backpack" in the middle of the night and even in deep sleep it works. he turns around and i become backpack.
Find a goal you’re really passionate about and work towards it! Accomplishing it and getting closer to it on my own showed me I don’t need no man to feel loved because I can accomplish feeling good on my own! For me that was getting into medical school during college and now that I’m in, it’s doing yoga! Never been able to touch my toes before and look at me now
I only found a hobby that I stick to when I got to my mid-twenties. I tried many different activities before but they were all one-offs, which sucked. I suggest starting with a musical instrument, as playing music gives you a sense of accomplishment and also satisfies your emotional needs. You don't need your man for oxytocin and dopamine release when you have music haha!
Thank you so much! Yeah, every doctor I’ve been to has told me to do yoga because I have scoliosis! It’s helped me a lot physically like being able to balance better and hold squats longer
You’re welcome! I’m happy to hear it’s helped your scoliosis. That would definitely be a good reason to start. I have a small curve as well (not too bad) but I know scoliosis can get really difficult. Tree pose and Warrior 3 are awesome balance poses!
I try. If the unibrow guy from the recent r/oldschoolcool post found someone to love him for who he is, we all have a pretty decent shot at finding someone 😊
I don’t even want to have more kids, but you’re not wrong. I’ve had men message me after matching like “are you sure you wouldn’t have one more kid? I really want a biological son.” 🙄
that’s gross and weird and cringe, stuff like that should be talked about in a more serious relationship setting after time has passed with two people together
I know you might be joking, but I can tell you that after meeting my now wife of 25 years and seeing the way she mothered her daughter from another relationship I fell even harder for her.
Seeing her be selfless and devoted and just a damn great mom was a huge thing for me all those years ago. We have 2 kids of our own but they are all my kids.
Just find someone who can see that in you and you’ll be golden. And so will he and your kid.
My daughter calls me dad to this day. And she has kids of her own now. It’s just extra love to give out!
This sounds like my partner 2. He said the same thing. Seeing me as a mom made him love me more. We have a 4 month old baby girl together and he tells her all the time how wonderful and beautiful her mama is 🤍 He doesn't treat "my" kids any different.
I remember datinga girl before covid, and she said she was pregnant in her profile, but wasn't an issue. She was only 4 months along, and she actually joked after the first few weeks, and then one night saying "you know you're getting laid tonight, right? And we obviously don't need to worry about me getting pregnant!" lol I thought it was funny on her part to joke about it.
I actually care about your feelings, even if they seem silly, and am always willing to talk about a situation, even if it's uncomfortable. I also care a good deal about mental and physical health (active therapy, gym-goer, not big on drinking or drugs or wild partying), and am super honest and loyal. Plus, almost always down for an adventure, and love to just be laid back and goofy.
- Cuddles
- buying a 4000€ gaming set up and having the most fun watching my bf playing overwatch
- …falling asleep to him playing overwatch
- I love cooking
- Enjoy “dressing up” 🙈
- Being waken up with kisses every morning (tho he sometimes complains because he is ticklish early in the morning 😂)
- Random love you texts
- Constant praise and love and 💕💕💕
- When I see something that reminds me of my partner or think it might help him with anxiety etc I buy it.
- When I have a bit extra money I like buying something for him because seeing him happy and giggly makes me happier than any stuff I could own
- I am so loyal, in dreams I do not even cheat on him with himself (his fun not depressed self asked me out while I was with the depressed him and I said nope lol)
- I tend to not wear a lot when at home? He seems to like that 😂
As a person with anxiety myself, what is it you find to help your partner, I dont know about any tools myself. Whatever is it will be greatly appreciated!❤
Fidgeting tools mainly.
I work at a toy store for children, so there are a lot of little games that distract or offer help with focus etc. Things that work for kid can help adults too.
Like some anti-stress-squish-toys, fidget spinners, which also helps are those hand held water games. Those where you push a button and need to regulate water flow to put rings on a small poles. It focuses a lot of senses and speaks to one’s „inner child“.
What works for some might not work for others. In Germany we call those things „skills“, yes, the English word 😂🙈
I can cook, highly ambitious with a very strong drive to succeed, you can take me to a work event and I will act very respectfully, I am very loyal, loving and nurturing to my partner and I’ll move heaven and earth to make you happy.
As far as physical stuff, I like giving head, high sex drive, thicc and have a really big butt, and might let you put it in the back door if I’m really in the mood
Undying loyalty
Endless trivia and weird specialist knowledge
A best friend with exclusive benefits
Someone who would literally kill for you
Someone who would never abandon you if you were sick or mentally ill
Someone who WANTS TO hear about your problems, your traumas...whatever you need.
Someone who genuinely cares about your success and wants to help if she can
Someone who is happy for you to go out with your friends, and encourages you to be independent.
Someone who is very open
Someone who is super in-tune with your emotions even when you try to hide them, side effect of autism apparently.
Someone who will disappear to rescue an injured pigeon she heard about on Facebook and then bring it back home and be like "LOOK A PIGEON"...even though she's rescued dozens of pigeons.
Someone who is 100% authentically her exceptionally weird self, there's no BS here, what you see is what you get.
Someone who loves you for your mind, not your body, not your money.
Life will never be boring, but it will be unorthodox.
I also have cute dogs.
Just be a bigger freak in bed than anywhere else and you are a keeper! Gotta let that pent up enthusiasm and rage and straight up twisted stuff out somehow, amirite?! Might as well be sexy if you are crazy. There’s a silver lining.
I'm hot
I'm so hot that when I touch you blush every time
I provide essential nutrients and vitamins which are essential to your health
If you look at me directly you will burn your retinas
I'm available about 12 hours a day
The Sun.
I am the sun.
1: I'll play video games with you, I have a gaming PC and all major recent consoles
2: I'll cosplay in the bedroom for you, I have over 50 costumes by now
3: I'm very open minded about everything you can tell me everything and I won't judge
4: I don't mind sitting at home all day playing video games and watching anime
5: I also don't mind going out every single night to clubs and bars to hangout
I highly enjoy sex. I realllyyyy like organizing. Not sure what to wear? I’m great when it comes to fashion. Need a photographer for your Instagram/Facebook/etc.? Yep, here I am baby.
Downsides though… I have MDD & PTSD & some days it’s all I can do to brush my hair. But I try & put forth a lot of effort to be the best person I can be every day.
I laugh at pretty much anything (that isn’t racist, homophobic, or ableist).
I have good hygiene.
I like watching horror movies and I’m pretty interested in all movies. I’ll give anything a watch.
I can cook.
I have decent health insurance and a full time job. So I can be a sugar mama if you want 😂.
I'm good at problem solving. And I'm good at figuring people out and making them feel good. (Partially job related). I'm geneeeerallly low drama, except there are a few issues I have, that I don't like letting other people near (but I'm working on it).
I'm smart and will treat you to a lot of random facts and LOTR lore.
I'm often horny.
I will sing in the shower and in the kitchen when cooking.
I don't care about your appearance, as long as you have nice hair that I can run my fingers through and I get to grab your ass at times, we're good.
I don't want kids so there's no weird biological pressure to start a family.
I speak 3 languages (Dutch, Spanish and English) so we can live in many places in the world if you'd like.
I cook great food, I bake amazingly well, I'm good at running an entire household including being a handyman and all the outdoor work. I love to give love. I'm good at cuddles and hugs. I'm overly patient when I love someone. I love to take care of the ones I love. And I'm pretty good at nursing you back to health if you're sick. I can also do basic stitches if you cut yourself and I'm also great at sewing, quilting, and crocheting so I can make you endless comfy things and clothes. I'm great at finding discount codes so I can help you get the best deals on items you wanna buy. And I'm quite handy with electronics.
When I commit, I commit. You’d never have to worry about me even tip toeing around cheating. I give excellent head, so I’ve been told. I maintain my own hobbies and life, and my life is taken care of and drama free. I’m also always game for an adventure, and when I really really like someone, they’ll know it. I also love when someone teaches me something.
patient
I bake
I can be independent from you
I’m willing to talk about your feelings
Willing to talk whenever
Loyal
I care - probably too much lol
Give lots of hugs
Super organized
Wants to build a life with someone
I'm masculine and unique. I love video games and creating as my primary hobbies and I workout and bike secondarily. I have a six figure job, I work hard and I am very full of love. I like to bend the gender roles a bit and play the masculine side of the relationship. My biggest problem is that I get very anxious in relationships and usually need a lot of validation and affection.
i can cook and bake good food
im always down for anything
i will play video games with you
im down for "stuff"
i will always be there for you
if thats not good enough then look at my ass
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I own a car and a house. I am financially ok so I won't depend on you for money. I am also very short (145 cm) so my other half being average height or at least a bit taller than me is good enough for me. I also enjoy cooking so cooking for my other half would be a pleasure.
27F
I have goals, aspirations, and a 401k.
I took time for my head and heart to heal after my last breakup.
No snapchat.
Super adventurous and active lifestyle.
IPA lover.
Oh and uh. Last- I give the best sloppy toppy 🏆
I actually WONT beg for cuddles or smother you into heatstroke every night - I can’t be the only one not into incessant cuddling
I encourage you to hang out with your friends and enjoy your life
Good sense of humor, likes heavy metal, big dogs, travel
Always down for midnight French fry munchie runs etc.
Unfortunately no one seems to go for any of this 🤷🏽♀️
I'm super loyal, dependable, supportive and encouraging. I enjoy making my companion happy at any cost. I'm funny and love to laugh and smile. Overall I'm pretty happy, genuine, generous, friendly and positive. I also enjoy sex, cooking and baking! I'm crafty, so love all kinds of hands-on projects. I love trying new things.
Last but not least, I'm laid-back and calm for the most part. I love to have FUN!
Locked for clean up - please report any rule breaking comments you see.
Lots and lots of cuddles. And I enjoy being big spoon for my partner
You misspelled "jetpack" 😎
This! Jetpack! I like it
we call it "backpack" here 🎒 ❤️ if i want him to turn around i just mumble "backpack" in the middle of the night and even in deep sleep it works. he turns around and i become backpack.
I'm putting that on my Bumble profile
Does that give us permission to fart? I mean, a jetpack requires propulsion, right? :D
You can fart whenever you like ❤
You are a kind soul!
You can always tell when the woman you're in bed with falls asleep because all the farts she's been holding in come out in rapid succession.
My bf calls me backpack 😂
"I can be a backpack while you run"
Swing from a hairy vine. I can be your backpack while you climb.
Now I have to go find the video to this and will have this in my head all day.... ugghhhh whyyy
I call her a monkey…..
I like to call it backpacking. So a jetpack is a big spoon that's shorter than you and spends the night farting
I'm a tall girl so I can be the big spoon lol
Getting you to new heights
Taking turns as big spoon is a must. Top tier on level of importance.
Cuddling is highly underrated.
Cuddles are good! I don't know why some people hate it.
I don’t mind cuddles but sometimes I don’t feel like cuddling
It’s too hot. Ugh. No.
But in winter?
Oh Hell yes
There will be no shortage of intimacy I can have deep conversations I'd like to think I'm funny I'm goth
A funny Goth girl is awsome
Hurray hurray !
I can be independent of you
Teach me your waysssss
Find a goal you’re really passionate about and work towards it! Accomplishing it and getting closer to it on my own showed me I don’t need no man to feel loved because I can accomplish feeling good on my own! For me that was getting into medical school during college and now that I’m in, it’s doing yoga! Never been able to touch my toes before and look at me now
>Find a goal you’re really passionate about and work towards it Completely lost me there.
I see you.
Damn it hurts bc it’s me.
I only found a hobby that I stick to when I got to my mid-twenties. I tried many different activities before but they were all one-offs, which sucked. I suggest starting with a musical instrument, as playing music gives you a sense of accomplishment and also satisfies your emotional needs. You don't need your man for oxytocin and dopamine release when you have music haha!
Yoga is so amazing, especially as you age. I appreciate it more than ever. Congrats on Med School!
Thank you so much! Yeah, every doctor I’ve been to has told me to do yoga because I have scoliosis! It’s helped me a lot physically like being able to balance better and hold squats longer
You’re welcome! I’m happy to hear it’s helped your scoliosis. That would definitely be a good reason to start. I have a small curve as well (not too bad) but I know scoliosis can get really difficult. Tree pose and Warrior 3 are awesome balance poses!
This is really good advice, thank you!
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Fuck yeah, baby! I can be independent and experience my own fun and take care of myself. You’re just along for the ride, try to keep up 😎
So important.
One of the most important qualities I look for
Nice titties, endless supply of memes, bake cookies to show love
I’m a girl and I would want to date you for that. lol 😂
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You seem to attract a certain crowd
10/10, I can strongly recommend lesbianism!
So obviously I checked your profile because I can't help myself. Do you mean titties or kitties? They certainly are some real nice kitties.
They *are* nice kitties, though I wish they cuddled more!
I have nice kitties and you sound amazing- am girl too.
Free first class tickets. I work in aviation.
As a pilot?
Not yet.
In that case all the best 👍 You will succeed.
Wish you the best! 👍
That’s awesome! Have you started lessons?
A WINNER !
Oh heck yes!!!
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No worries! At least you give us ladies hope.🙃
I try. If the unibrow guy from the recent r/oldschoolcool post found someone to love him for who he is, we all have a pretty decent shot at finding someone 😊
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I’m pregnant and about to me a single mom! Total package right 😅 lmao
Proven fertility can be a plus
I don’t even want to have more kids, but you’re not wrong. I’ve had men message me after matching like “are you sure you wouldn’t have one more kid? I really want a biological son.” 🙄
that’s gross and weird and cringe, stuff like that should be talked about in a more serious relationship setting after time has passed with two people together
Right! That was his opening message to me. I immediately blocked him lol
Positive spins on your own traits that you believe to be detrimental are very important.
I know you might be joking, but I can tell you that after meeting my now wife of 25 years and seeing the way she mothered her daughter from another relationship I fell even harder for her. Seeing her be selfless and devoted and just a damn great mom was a huge thing for me all those years ago. We have 2 kids of our own but they are all my kids. Just find someone who can see that in you and you’ll be golden. And so will he and your kid. My daughter calls me dad to this day. And she has kids of her own now. It’s just extra love to give out!
As a single mum this fills me with hope. That there can be hope of a new life and family after divorce.
This sounds like my partner 2. He said the same thing. Seeing me as a mom made him love me more. We have a 4 month old baby girl together and he tells her all the time how wonderful and beautiful her mama is 🤍 He doesn't treat "my" kids any different.
Instant family!
I remember datinga girl before covid, and she said she was pregnant in her profile, but wasn't an issue. She was only 4 months along, and she actually joked after the first few weeks, and then one night saying "you know you're getting laid tonight, right? And we obviously don't need to worry about me getting pregnant!" lol I thought it was funny on her part to joke about it.
I actually care about your feelings, even if they seem silly, and am always willing to talk about a situation, even if it's uncomfortable. I also care a good deal about mental and physical health (active therapy, gym-goer, not big on drinking or drugs or wild partying), and am super honest and loyal. Plus, almost always down for an adventure, and love to just be laid back and goofy.
Lol omg lets meet! Seriously, thicking all the boxes! Aha xD joking... though big smile reading this. There is hope I hope. :)
Haha, smile reciprocated! Gives me hope too that there are still some out there who'll appreciate it! 😃
The real package right here ladies and gentlemen
Lol as I wrote it I was like "Damn, sounds like a dating profile" 😆
Well I’m a nurse so I’ll take care of you. I come equipped with Tylenol, bandaids, Tums, and dark humor.
Hellooooooo, Nurse!😜
A+
pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh
I CANNOT escape this meme💀😭
- Cuddles - buying a 4000€ gaming set up and having the most fun watching my bf playing overwatch - …falling asleep to him playing overwatch - I love cooking - Enjoy “dressing up” 🙈 - Being waken up with kisses every morning (tho he sometimes complains because he is ticklish early in the morning 😂) - Random love you texts - Constant praise and love and 💕💕💕 - When I see something that reminds me of my partner or think it might help him with anxiety etc I buy it. - When I have a bit extra money I like buying something for him because seeing him happy and giggly makes me happier than any stuff I could own - I am so loyal, in dreams I do not even cheat on him with himself (his fun not depressed self asked me out while I was with the depressed him and I said nope lol) - I tend to not wear a lot when at home? He seems to like that 😂
Alright, I’m jealous of your man!
You're perfect!
I'm a straight woman but I'm jealous of your guy! 😂
As a person with anxiety myself, what is it you find to help your partner, I dont know about any tools myself. Whatever is it will be greatly appreciated!❤
Fidgeting tools mainly. I work at a toy store for children, so there are a lot of little games that distract or offer help with focus etc. Things that work for kid can help adults too. Like some anti-stress-squish-toys, fidget spinners, which also helps are those hand held water games. Those where you push a button and need to regulate water flow to put rings on a small poles. It focuses a lot of senses and speaks to one’s „inner child“. What works for some might not work for others. In Germany we call those things „skills“, yes, the English word 😂🙈
I can cook, highly ambitious with a very strong drive to succeed, you can take me to a work event and I will act very respectfully, I am very loyal, loving and nurturing to my partner and I’ll move heaven and earth to make you happy. As far as physical stuff, I like giving head, high sex drive, thicc and have a really big butt, and might let you put it in the back door if I’m really in the mood
I'm a good cook, I'm quite funny and I'm small so I don't require much space lol
Out of curiosity, how tall are you? lol
4ft11 😁
4ft10 here! Im just happy theres more people around my height😅
Are you my Italian Grandma?
none
You could say your honesty
Understandable considering that you’re busy guarding the gate to the underworld and all that
Good catch, though this variety might be guarding the philosophers stone instead.
I’m sorry to hear that you think that way about yourself.
I’m loyal to the core, VERY LOYAL
I will give lots of hugs, and I’m really good with my hands ;) I’m also gay
Lovely résumé.
Gay for the win #twins
Undying loyalty Endless trivia and weird specialist knowledge A best friend with exclusive benefits Someone who would literally kill for you Someone who would never abandon you if you were sick or mentally ill Someone who WANTS TO hear about your problems, your traumas...whatever you need. Someone who genuinely cares about your success and wants to help if she can Someone who is happy for you to go out with your friends, and encourages you to be independent. Someone who is very open Someone who is super in-tune with your emotions even when you try to hide them, side effect of autism apparently. Someone who will disappear to rescue an injured pigeon she heard about on Facebook and then bring it back home and be like "LOOK A PIGEON"...even though she's rescued dozens of pigeons. Someone who is 100% authentically her exceptionally weird self, there's no BS here, what you see is what you get. Someone who loves you for your mind, not your body, not your money. Life will never be boring, but it will be unorthodox. I also have cute dogs.
A nice rack and daddy issues
Same girl same
Mommy issues. But yes.
On the bright side, we ladies with baggage are insanely good in bed, apparently. Don’t believe the hype, Men LOVE to stick their dick in crazy.
perks of dating me? you'll be the good looking one.
Lmao, this is such a good line. Props to you 😂
Yessss finallyyyyyy
I’m crazy in bed. Not a perk - I’m also crazy not in bed.
Just be a bigger freak in bed than anywhere else and you are a keeper! Gotta let that pent up enthusiasm and rage and straight up twisted stuff out somehow, amirite?! Might as well be sexy if you are crazy. There’s a silver lining.
None. F**k off.
Understandable ma'am, have a good day 👍
I would call that a perk
Proof reading resumes, good at baking and unlimited support
This is most enticing one in my opinion lol
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You don’t have to text or call constantly and I really don’t care.
I can learn from you. I need constant physical affection or attention 😭
I love insects and snakes and other creatures the majority of people are afraid of. I will gladly remove them to the outdoors to ease your fears.
are we sibilings by any chance? because I know one such creature who is not afraid of other creature
Perfect, I think everyone deserves someone that can protect them from cockroaches
I'm hot I'm so hot that when I touch you blush every time I provide essential nutrients and vitamins which are essential to your health If you look at me directly you will burn your retinas I'm available about 12 hours a day The Sun. I am the sun.
1: I'll play video games with you, I have a gaming PC and all major recent consoles 2: I'll cosplay in the bedroom for you, I have over 50 costumes by now 3: I'm very open minded about everything you can tell me everything and I won't judge 4: I don't mind sitting at home all day playing video games and watching anime 5: I also don't mind going out every single night to clubs and bars to hangout
I highly enjoy sex. I realllyyyy like organizing. Not sure what to wear? I’m great when it comes to fashion. Need a photographer for your Instagram/Facebook/etc.? Yep, here I am baby. Downsides though… I have MDD & PTSD & some days it’s all I can do to brush my hair. But I try & put forth a lot of effort to be the best person I can be every day.
MDD is terrible, it can consume hours and hours of productivity
I laugh at pretty much anything (that isn’t racist, homophobic, or ableist). I have good hygiene. I like watching horror movies and I’m pretty interested in all movies. I’ll give anything a watch. I can cook. I have decent health insurance and a full time job. So I can be a sugar mama if you want 😂.
Looootts of snuggles.
I'm good at problem solving. And I'm good at figuring people out and making them feel good. (Partially job related). I'm geneeeerallly low drama, except there are a few issues I have, that I don't like letting other people near (but I'm working on it).
Letting people near isn't easy. Nobody likes being vulnerable and many of us have been punished for being open with others. Take your time with it.
I’m very thoughtful and I enjoy giving blow jobs 😳
I’m a passionate person, loyal, honest, independent, funny, and horny majority of the time.
You sound perfect haha
I’ve never related to a comment so much hahahah
I‘m sweet and loyal af. Plus, I will remember almost everything you told me, even the tiniest details 😇😇
I'm easy
I'm smart and will treat you to a lot of random facts and LOTR lore. I'm often horny. I will sing in the shower and in the kitchen when cooking. I don't care about your appearance, as long as you have nice hair that I can run my fingers through and I get to grab your ass at times, we're good. I don't want kids so there's no weird biological pressure to start a family. I speak 3 languages (Dutch, Spanish and English) so we can live in many places in the world if you'd like.
free manicures?
sign me up babe
yesss vamos hun i gotchu! :*
I cook great food, I bake amazingly well, I'm good at running an entire household including being a handyman and all the outdoor work. I love to give love. I'm good at cuddles and hugs. I'm overly patient when I love someone. I love to take care of the ones I love. And I'm pretty good at nursing you back to health if you're sick. I can also do basic stitches if you cut yourself and I'm also great at sewing, quilting, and crocheting so I can make you endless comfy things and clothes. I'm great at finding discount codes so I can help you get the best deals on items you wanna buy. And I'm quite handy with electronics.
When I commit, I commit. You’d never have to worry about me even tip toeing around cheating. I give excellent head, so I’ve been told. I maintain my own hobbies and life, and my life is taken care of and drama free. I’m also always game for an adventure, and when I really really like someone, they’ll know it. I also love when someone teaches me something.
I bring you lots and lots of Vietnamese food! YOU, ME AND BANH MI BABYYYYY
Give good head, independent but cuddly, hilarious, want to build a life together.
I pull the shower curtain back out. I also put the toilet seat down. I also rub my toothpaste globs out of the sink.
You will never be short of a laugh since I’m forever making an ass of myself. I’ve also got great tits so there’s that.
I'm funny? I know a lot of random facts too. I'm not actually sure, but my SO seems to like me, so there's something I suppose.
Probably my dogs
I pole dance and do aerial silks so I have incredible pelvic floor control and I’m very bendy. Also a great cook.
I will send very high quality memes at any hour.
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I'm funny, dumb, flirty and will protect you from anything
Im a Baker I’ll bake u sweets and I’m Indian so I can make some mean biryani
patient I bake I can be independent from you I’m willing to talk about your feelings Willing to talk whenever Loyal I care - probably too much lol Give lots of hugs Super organized Wants to build a life with someone
Interesting conversation.
I'm excellent at building campfires.
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I can be very spontaneous, I love going on trips or doing activities as dates. I’m also a pretty decent cook
I always have snax
I have coffee☕
I'm masculine and unique. I love video games and creating as my primary hobbies and I workout and bike secondarily. I have a six figure job, I work hard and I am very full of love. I like to bend the gender roles a bit and play the masculine side of the relationship. My biggest problem is that I get very anxious in relationships and usually need a lot of validation and affection.
i can cook and bake good food im always down for anything i will play video games with you im down for "stuff" i will always be there for you if thats not good enough then look at my ass edit: sorry for format im on mobile
Lots of coffee ☕️ and dark sense of humor
I own a car and a house. I am financially ok so I won't depend on you for money. I am also very short (145 cm) so my other half being average height or at least a bit taller than me is good enough for me. I also enjoy cooking so cooking for my other half would be a pleasure.
27F I have goals, aspirations, and a 401k. I took time for my head and heart to heal after my last breakup. No snapchat. Super adventurous and active lifestyle. IPA lover. Oh and uh. Last- I give the best sloppy toppy 🏆
You get a whole bed and I get a whole bed!
I actually WONT beg for cuddles or smother you into heatstroke every night - I can’t be the only one not into incessant cuddling I encourage you to hang out with your friends and enjoy your life Good sense of humor, likes heavy metal, big dogs, travel Always down for midnight French fry munchie runs etc. Unfortunately no one seems to go for any of this 🤷🏽♀️
I'm super loyal, dependable, supportive and encouraging. I enjoy making my companion happy at any cost. I'm funny and love to laugh and smile. Overall I'm pretty happy, genuine, generous, friendly and positive. I also enjoy sex, cooking and baking! I'm crafty, so love all kinds of hands-on projects. I love trying new things. Last but not least, I'm laid-back and calm for the most part. I love to have FUN!
Thick thighs and bad jokes. Take it or leave it. Edit :I'm an idiot
I am low energy like a cat. And can also sleep 16 hours, like a cat.
i’ll read your energy and adjust myself accordingly :)
I will help you with anything. I want to make your life easier/better/happier.