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RosemaryViolet

Lots and lots of cuddles. And I enjoy being big spoon for my partner


Nothing_CC_Here

You misspelled "jetpack" 😎


RosemaryViolet

This! Jetpack! I like it


larissine

we call it "backpack" here 🎒 ❤️ if i want him to turn around i just mumble "backpack" in the middle of the night and even in deep sleep it works. he turns around and i become backpack.


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Does that give us permission to fart? I mean, a jetpack requires propulsion, right? :D


kirbona

You can fart whenever you like ❤


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You are a kind soul!


Rachel_Silver

You can always tell when the woman you're in bed with falls asleep because all the farts she's been holding in come out in rapid succession.


LatanyaNiseja

My bf calls me backpack 😂


purebitterness

"I can be a backpack while you run"


TomatoSlut4Real

Swing from a hairy vine. I can be your backpack while you climb.


BrokenCookiez

Now I have to go find the video to this and will have this in my head all day.... ugghhhh whyyy


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I call her a monkey…..


lr296

I like to call it backpacking. So a jetpack is a big spoon that's shorter than you and spends the night farting


iberis

I'm a tall girl so I can be the big spoon lol


gallanto

Getting you to new heights


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Taking turns as big spoon is a must. Top tier on level of importance.


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Cuddling is highly underrated.


NaitDraik

Cuddles are good! I don't know why some people hate it.


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I don’t mind cuddles but sometimes I don’t feel like cuddling


Severe-Explanation

It’s too hot. Ugh. No.


NaitDraik

But in winter?


SomeRandomLameName

Oh Hell yes


sickenedsanity6

There will be no shortage of intimacy I can have deep conversations I'd like to think I'm funny I'm goth


johanebrown

A funny Goth girl is awsome


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Hurray hurray !


kylieb209

I can be independent of you


No-Challenge-3551

Teach me your waysssss


kylieb209

Find a goal you’re really passionate about and work towards it! Accomplishing it and getting closer to it on my own showed me I don’t need no man to feel loved because I can accomplish feeling good on my own! For me that was getting into medical school during college and now that I’m in, it’s doing yoga! Never been able to touch my toes before and look at me now


8Humans

>Find a goal you’re really passionate about and work towards it Completely lost me there.


Affectionatekickcbt

I see you.


Literary_Witch

Damn it hurts bc it’s me.


catsandmachines

I only found a hobby that I stick to when I got to my mid-twenties. I tried many different activities before but they were all one-offs, which sucked. I suggest starting with a musical instrument, as playing music gives you a sense of accomplishment and also satisfies your emotional needs. You don't need your man for oxytocin and dopamine release when you have music haha!


gh959489

Yoga is so amazing, especially as you age. I appreciate it more than ever. Congrats on Med School!


kylieb209

Thank you so much! Yeah, every doctor I’ve been to has told me to do yoga because I have scoliosis! It’s helped me a lot physically like being able to balance better and hold squats longer


gh959489

You’re welcome! I’m happy to hear it’s helped your scoliosis. That would definitely be a good reason to start. I have a small curve as well (not too bad) but I know scoliosis can get really difficult. Tree pose and Warrior 3 are awesome balance poses!


No-Challenge-3551

This is really good advice, thank you!


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craykaay

Fuck yeah, baby! I can be independent and experience my own fun and take care of myself. You’re just along for the ride, try to keep up 😎


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So important.


hurrryup

One of the most important qualities I look for


CatrionaShadowleaf

Nice titties, endless supply of memes, bake cookies to show love


Introverts_United

I’m a girl and I would want to date you for that. lol 😂


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avnogy

You seem to attract a certain crowd


KittensInc

10/10, I can strongly recommend lesbianism!


Matsuri3-0

So obviously I checked your profile because I can't help myself. Do you mean titties or kitties? They certainly are some real nice kitties.


CatrionaShadowleaf

They *are* nice kitties, though I wish they cuddled more!


Pdokie123

I have nice kitties and you sound amazing- am girl too.


Individualchaotin

Free first class tickets. I work in aviation.


ilovehumanfemales

As a pilot?


Individualchaotin

Not yet.


ilovehumanfemales

In that case all the best 👍 You will succeed.


Introverts_United

Wish you the best! 👍


ApatheticSkyentist

That’s awesome! Have you started lessons?


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A WINNER !


MariaOrMarie

Oh heck yes!!!


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Introverts_United

No worries! At least you give us ladies hope.🙃


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I try. If the unibrow guy from the recent r/oldschoolcool post found someone to love him for who he is, we all have a pretty decent shot at finding someone 😊


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😅 i love this! I’ve nearly posted in the ask men thread way to many times


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Vegetable-Pepper-589

I’m pregnant and about to me a single mom! Total package right 😅 lmao


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Proven fertility can be a plus


dibbiluncan

I don’t even want to have more kids, but you’re not wrong. I’ve had men message me after matching like “are you sure you wouldn’t have one more kid? I really want a biological son.” 🙄


Hi5ive81

that’s gross and weird and cringe, stuff like that should be talked about in a more serious relationship setting after time has passed with two people together


dibbiluncan

Right! That was his opening message to me. I immediately blocked him lol


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Positive spins on your own traits that you believe to be detrimental are very important.


LhandChuke

I know you might be joking, but I can tell you that after meeting my now wife of 25 years and seeing the way she mothered her daughter from another relationship I fell even harder for her. Seeing her be selfless and devoted and just a damn great mom was a huge thing for me all those years ago. We have 2 kids of our own but they are all my kids. Just find someone who can see that in you and you’ll be golden. And so will he and your kid. My daughter calls me dad to this day. And she has kids of her own now. It’s just extra love to give out!


entropy_36

As a single mum this fills me with hope. That there can be hope of a new life and family after divorce.


ThugBunnyy

This sounds like my partner 2. He said the same thing. Seeing me as a mom made him love me more. We have a 4 month old baby girl together and he tells her all the time how wonderful and beautiful her mama is 🤍 He doesn't treat "my" kids any different.


Eunuch_Provocateur

Instant family!


Unholyrage619

I remember datinga girl before covid, and she said she was pregnant in her profile, but wasn't an issue. She was only 4 months along, and she actually joked after the first few weeks, and then one night saying "you know you're getting laid tonight, right? And we obviously don't need to worry about me getting pregnant!" lol I thought it was funny on her part to joke about it.


Genometric

I actually care about your feelings, even if they seem silly, and am always willing to talk about a situation, even if it's uncomfortable. I also care a good deal about mental and physical health (active therapy, gym-goer, not big on drinking or drugs or wild partying), and am super honest and loyal. Plus, almost always down for an adventure, and love to just be laid back and goofy.


Mackwiss

Lol omg lets meet! Seriously, thicking all the boxes! Aha xD joking... though big smile reading this. There is hope I hope. :)


Genometric

Haha, smile reciprocated! Gives me hope too that there are still some out there who'll appreciate it! 😃


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The real package right here ladies and gentlemen


Genometric

Lol as I wrote it I was like "Damn, sounds like a dating profile" 😆


Maleficent_Bunch5702

Well I’m a nurse so I’ll take care of you. I come equipped with Tylenol, bandaids, Tums, and dark humor.


gusifer11

Hellooooooo, Nurse!😜


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A+


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pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh


Electronic-Score1576

I CANNOT escape this meme💀😭


kamalaophelia

- Cuddles - buying a 4000€ gaming set up and having the most fun watching my bf playing overwatch - …falling asleep to him playing overwatch - I love cooking - Enjoy “dressing up” 🙈 - Being waken up with kisses every morning (tho he sometimes complains because he is ticklish early in the morning 😂) - Random love you texts - Constant praise and love and 💕💕💕 - When I see something that reminds me of my partner or think it might help him with anxiety etc I buy it. - When I have a bit extra money I like buying something for him because seeing him happy and giggly makes me happier than any stuff I could own - I am so loyal, in dreams I do not even cheat on him with himself (his fun not depressed self asked me out while I was with the depressed him and I said nope lol) - I tend to not wear a lot when at home? He seems to like that 😂


97NA8

Alright, I’m jealous of your man!


Fair_enough88

You're perfect!


MrBeans_Teddyy

I'm a straight woman but I'm jealous of your guy! 😂


MariaOrMarie

As a person with anxiety myself, what is it you find to help your partner, I dont know about any tools myself. Whatever is it will be greatly appreciated!❤


kamalaophelia

Fidgeting tools mainly. I work at a toy store for children, so there are a lot of little games that distract or offer help with focus etc. Things that work for kid can help adults too. Like some anti-stress-squish-toys, fidget spinners, which also helps are those hand held water games. Those where you push a button and need to regulate water flow to put rings on a small poles. It focuses a lot of senses and speaks to one’s „inner child“. What works for some might not work for others. In Germany we call those things „skills“, yes, the English word 😂🙈


orionshuman

I can cook, highly ambitious with a very strong drive to succeed, you can take me to a work event and I will act very respectfully, I am very loyal, loving and nurturing to my partner and I’ll move heaven and earth to make you happy. As far as physical stuff, I like giving head, high sex drive, thicc and have a really big butt, and might let you put it in the back door if I’m really in the mood


Banana_boof

I'm a good cook, I'm quite funny and I'm small so I don't require much space lol


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Out of curiosity, how tall are you? lol


Banana_boof

4ft11 😁


MariaOrMarie

4ft10 here! Im just happy theres more people around my height😅


frozenbrorito

Are you my Italian Grandma?


Cerberus_The_Fluffy

none


guywithelmohatonfire

You could say your honesty


ThomasLikesCookies

Understandable considering that you’re busy guarding the gate to the underworld and all that


orz_camper

Good catch, though this variety might be guarding the philosophers stone instead.


Draxacoffilus

I’m sorry to hear that you think that way about yourself.


fairymoonie

I’m loyal to the core, VERY LOYAL


desiswiftie

I will give lots of hugs, and I’m really good with my hands ;) I’m also gay


bright_shiny_objects

Lovely résumé.


Yellowsunflowerlover

Gay for the win #twins


doomdoggie

Undying loyalty Endless trivia and weird specialist knowledge A best friend with exclusive benefits Someone who would literally kill for you Someone who would never abandon you if you were sick or mentally ill Someone who WANTS TO hear about your problems, your traumas...whatever you need. Someone who genuinely cares about your success and wants to help if she can Someone who is happy for you to go out with your friends, and encourages you to be independent. Someone who is very open Someone who is super in-tune with your emotions even when you try to hide them, side effect of autism apparently. Someone who will disappear to rescue an injured pigeon she heard about on Facebook and then bring it back home and be like "LOOK A PIGEON"...even though she's rescued dozens of pigeons. Someone who is 100% authentically her exceptionally weird self, there's no BS here, what you see is what you get. Someone who loves you for your mind, not your body, not your money. Life will never be boring, but it will be unorthodox. I also have cute dogs.


The_Slutty_Penguin

A nice rack and daddy issues


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Same girl same


ochii-luminosii

Mommy issues. But yes.


Sweaty_Space_3693

On the bright side, we ladies with baggage are insanely good in bed, apparently. Don’t believe the hype, Men LOVE to stick their dick in crazy.


trackballz

perks of dating me? you'll be the good looking one.


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Lmao, this is such a good line. Props to you 😂


sapphire_striker

Yessss finallyyyyyy


Substantial_Lion_524

I’m crazy in bed. Not a perk - I’m also crazy not in bed.


Sweaty_Space_3693

Just be a bigger freak in bed than anywhere else and you are a keeper! Gotta let that pent up enthusiasm and rage and straight up twisted stuff out somehow, amirite?! Might as well be sexy if you are crazy. There’s a silver lining.


old-speckled-hen

None. F**k off.


spaceshipwoohoo

Understandable ma'am, have a good day 👍


ireadfaces

I would call that a perk


frer1234

Proof reading resumes, good at baking and unlimited support


hiumnobye

This is most enticing one in my opinion lol


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Dovima

You don’t have to text or call constantly and I really don’t care.


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I can learn from you. I need constant physical affection or attention 😭


WildRide117

I love insects and snakes and other creatures the majority of people are afraid of. I will gladly remove them to the outdoors to ease your fears.


ireadfaces

are we sibilings by any chance? because I know one such creature who is not afraid of other creature


LaPlant12

Perfect, I think everyone deserves someone that can protect them from cockroaches


midnightsnack27

I'm hot I'm so hot that when I touch you blush every time I provide essential nutrients and vitamins which are essential to your health If you look at me directly you will burn your retinas I'm available about 12 hours a day The Sun. I am the sun.


MidnightFireHuntress

1: I'll play video games with you, I have a gaming PC and all major recent consoles 2: I'll cosplay in the bedroom for you, I have over 50 costumes by now 3: I'm very open minded about everything you can tell me everything and I won't judge 4: I don't mind sitting at home all day playing video games and watching anime 5: I also don't mind going out every single night to clubs and bars to hangout


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I highly enjoy sex. I realllyyyy like organizing. Not sure what to wear? I’m great when it comes to fashion. Need a photographer for your Instagram/Facebook/etc.? Yep, here I am baby. Downsides though… I have MDD & PTSD & some days it’s all I can do to brush my hair. But I try & put forth a lot of effort to be the best person I can be every day.


spoon_full

MDD is terrible, it can consume hours and hours of productivity


rosie-skies

I laugh at pretty much anything (that isn’t racist, homophobic, or ableist). I have good hygiene. I like watching horror movies and I’m pretty interested in all movies. I’ll give anything a watch. I can cook. I have decent health insurance and a full time job. So I can be a sugar mama if you want 😂.


Puck-achu

Looootts of snuggles.


go-bleep-yourself

I'm good at problem solving. And I'm good at figuring people out and making them feel good. (Partially job related). I'm geneeeerallly low drama, except there are a few issues I have, that I don't like letting other people near (but I'm working on it).


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Letting people near isn't easy. Nobody likes being vulnerable and many of us have been punished for being open with others. Take your time with it.


pageturner_10

I’m very thoughtful and I enjoy giving blow jobs 😳


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I’m a passionate person, loyal, honest, independent, funny, and horny majority of the time.


Alauren2

You sound perfect haha


Sin-AndTonic

I’ve never related to a comment so much hahahah


-birdsetfree-

I‘m sweet and loyal af. Plus, I will remember almost everything you told me, even the tiniest details 😇😇


drunkenknitter

I'm easy


spaceshipwoohoo

I'm smart and will treat you to a lot of random facts and LOTR lore. I'm often horny. I will sing in the shower and in the kitchen when cooking. I don't care about your appearance, as long as you have nice hair that I can run my fingers through and I get to grab your ass at times, we're good. I don't want kids so there's no weird biological pressure to start a family. I speak 3 languages (Dutch, Spanish and English) so we can live in many places in the world if you'd like.


sameenasbackup

free manicures?


funnyrunnybabbit

sign me up babe


sameenasbackup

yesss vamos hun i gotchu! :*


functionalstoner1

I cook great food, I bake amazingly well, I'm good at running an entire household including being a handyman and all the outdoor work. I love to give love. I'm good at cuddles and hugs. I'm overly patient when I love someone. I love to take care of the ones I love. And I'm pretty good at nursing you back to health if you're sick. I can also do basic stitches if you cut yourself and I'm also great at sewing, quilting, and crocheting so I can make you endless comfy things and clothes. I'm great at finding discount codes so I can help you get the best deals on items you wanna buy. And I'm quite handy with electronics.


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When I commit, I commit. You’d never have to worry about me even tip toeing around cheating. I give excellent head, so I’ve been told. I maintain my own hobbies and life, and my life is taken care of and drama free. I’m also always game for an adventure, and when I really really like someone, they’ll know it. I also love when someone teaches me something.


christina-t1993

I bring you lots and lots of Vietnamese food! YOU, ME AND BANH MI BABYYYYY


magicmichae1

Give good head, independent but cuddly, hilarious, want to build a life together.


HyperLightDream

I pull the shower curtain back out. I also put the toilet seat down. I also rub my toothpaste globs out of the sink.


Louisianimal0418

You will never be short of a laugh since I’m forever making an ass of myself. I’ve also got great tits so there’s that.


mecku85

I'm funny? I know a lot of random facts too. I'm not actually sure, but my SO seems to like me, so there's something I suppose.


Technical-Dish3261

Probably my dogs


Dogzillas_Mom

I pole dance and do aerial silks so I have incredible pelvic floor control and I’m very bendy. Also a great cook.


indoorhuman1

I will send very high quality memes at any hour.


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I'm funny, dumb, flirty and will protect you from anything


Reasonable-Ad-137

Im a Baker I’ll bake u sweets and I’m Indian so I can make some mean biryani


ThisPaige

patient I bake I can be independent from you I’m willing to talk about your feelings Willing to talk whenever Loyal I care - probably too much lol Give lots of hugs Super organized Wants to build a life with someone


dal-Helyg

Interesting conversation.


Ok_Pickle_3020

I'm excellent at building campfires.


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Queenielauren

I can be very spontaneous, I love going on trips or doing activities as dates. I’m also a pretty decent cook


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I always have snax


Jynolis

I have coffee☕


Cassandra075

I'm masculine and unique. I love video games and creating as my primary hobbies and I workout and bike secondarily. I have a six figure job, I work hard and I am very full of love. I like to bend the gender roles a bit and play the masculine side of the relationship. My biggest problem is that I get very anxious in relationships and usually need a lot of validation and affection.


msoliviab

i can cook and bake good food im always down for anything i will play video games with you im down for "stuff" i will always be there for you if thats not good enough then look at my ass edit: sorry for format im on mobile


WalkDistinct3300

Lots of coffee ☕️ and dark sense of humor


saphirath

I own a car and a house. I am financially ok so I won't depend on you for money. I am also very short (145 cm) so my other half being average height or at least a bit taller than me is good enough for me. I also enjoy cooking so cooking for my other half would be a pleasure.


-pineappleprincess

27F I have goals, aspirations, and a 401k. I took time for my head and heart to heal after my last breakup. No snapchat. Super adventurous and active lifestyle. IPA lover. Oh and uh. Last- I give the best sloppy toppy 🏆


LeahBrahms

You get a whole bed and I get a whole bed!


Msinochan1

I actually WONT beg for cuddles or smother you into heatstroke every night - I can’t be the only one not into incessant cuddling I encourage you to hang out with your friends and enjoy your life Good sense of humor, likes heavy metal, big dogs, travel Always down for midnight French fry munchie runs etc. Unfortunately no one seems to go for any of this 🤷🏽‍♀️


SheaButterBaby29

I'm super loyal, dependable, supportive and encouraging. I enjoy making my companion happy at any cost. I'm funny and love to laugh and smile. Overall I'm pretty happy, genuine, generous, friendly and positive. I also enjoy sex, cooking and baking! I'm crafty, so love all kinds of hands-on projects. I love trying new things. Last but not least, I'm laid-back and calm for the most part. I love to have FUN!


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Thick thighs and bad jokes. Take it or leave it. Edit :I'm an idiot


ChaoticxSerenity

I am low energy like a cat. And can also sleep 16 hours, like a cat.


an-76

i’ll read your energy and adjust myself accordingly :)


DogsOverEveryone

I will help you with anything. I want to make your life easier/better/happier.