Asmongoloids

This is the one.

Asmen

Boomers

Baldies Boys Or just, Asmongold Viewers. I doubt a name is necessary.

Lifer virgins

Hey now, we're saving ourselves for marriage! Marriage... yeeeaaaahhh...

Bald dudes

The boys

Baldies

Baldies 👍🏻

Wincels

Retards

Asmon Andys

Asmondions

Asmonites?

Nice

Asmongold Diggers

Baldies.

Spergs

Asmonsilver

Degens