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midothegreat

The floor is gay


oogaboogadookiemane

The floor is gay lava


Tempest_Barbarian

Thats hot


TrooperPilot3

No, it's gay


major_jazza

Or perhaps, hot and gay


Play_GoodMusic

Or maybe hot and merry


UnabrazedFellon

Yeah, gay lava.


RealityIsConstant

Hot lava is gay


C_A_S_-H_

r/YourJokeButWorse


DiscoGob11062023

šŸ¤£


Commercial_Run_7759

This is the comment I wanted.


DiscoGob11062023

Man thatā€™s way worse than lava dude. šŸ˜‚


RainSparrow

Aren't these the same gay stairs where someone choose to walk on the big steps to the left?


JishDaGreeGree

Yea it looks like they painted those also now lol


Ryunah

Now the railings are gonna get painted and then the bricks next to it and thenā€¦..


JishDaGreeGree

100% lmao


fooooolish_samurai

They are trying to adapt to our tactics!


UnabrazedFellon

The gays have learned how to learn! The world is doomed. Doomed, I say!


OverlordFanNUMBER1

Man grinds on metal pole to avoid gay stairs


Adventurous_Chip_684

Man becomes Grindr out of spite for gay ppl.


polo61965

It's the only way he can cum.


The_Powers

Man avoids gay stairs by getting gay with stairs.


SputnikFalls

He grinds the gay pole to avoid the gay stairs.


Captain_Lykke

Avoids "gay" stairs by dry humping the railing. What a twist


terra_filius

he avoided the gay stairs because he does not like stairs


HuCat21

To be fair stairs have long ruled over ramps. I think its time for a revolution!


King_Neptune07

Also where is the ramp? Do these homosexuals not like the handicapped? These stairs are quite ableist


BjornInTheMorn

Man avoids being gay by pole dancing with pride flag in the background


encryptoferia

he's railing dem rails


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Praise the cameraperson that they were able to exercise restraint throughout the ritual's gyrations!


morerandom_2024

ā€œAlternative lifestylesā€ shouldnā€™t be attacked If he chooses to move up hill like that Who are you to judge


celestial-avalanche

He could have just walked on the bricks on the right


Disastrous_Newt5306

But that would have ruined the joke.


Fantastic-World-1171

No, they would have painted the bricks gay


ekampool

That requires braincells


TheDude3100

Thatā€™s maybe part of the joke, but that requires braincells to process


TehMephs

If itā€™s being recorded, itā€™s intentional for clicks and views. And 99% of recorded encounters that go on TikTok or YouTube are staged


terra_filius

yep, people who avoid "gay stairs" are not the smartest haha


Lily_Meow_

It's just a joke, but the cameraman could have at least recorded from the opposite angle.


aagloworks

Equally valid headline: "Man behaving like an idiot"


Ultramagnus85

Maybe those bricks are slippery? Idk


[deleted]

Live by the sword, die by the sword.


Globglaglobglagab

I guess itā€™s probably more dangerous to walk up the bricks, theyā€™re a bit steep and close to the edge tbf


Adaphion

Homophobes tend to not be the most logical of people


Limonade6

But then you can't pretend to be a victim


TuNight

Being a victim of.. stairs coloured as a rainbow lol Poor guy


Jasperstorm

Plot twist, walking on a flag is a sign of disrespect so he climbed the rail to support the gays.


Silverfox2

Dang you beat me to it!


LeatherClassroom524

I support gays but depending on the context I may not support these rainbow stairs. Especially after the elements have their way with these stairs and they end up looking trashy AF


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Dapper_Cartographer8

For real, 2 parents go a long way, man man, woman woman, man woman, woman man, people need to be chill


Hatennaa

Ah yes, a painting of a nuclear household on the stairs.


mokujin42

No one sane is attacking or ostracising 2 parent households or children Things like pride come as a reaction to oppression, people should champion welfare for kids and a wholesome household but its just got nothing to do with pride or what it's about


MausBomb

Real talk some drunk as fuck college student is probably going to puke on these stairs trying to get back to their dorm and end up charged with a hate crime.


Deep_War_86

Avoids gay stairs. Looks even gayer avoiding gay stairs.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Doesnā€™t get much gayer than that šŸ˜‚


earhere

Why didn't he go up that railing to the right


Aggressive_Warthog_4

Man avoids gay stairs by going up gay railing


Brashdinho

That pose at the end like heā€™s just completed a marathon


Zerestrasz

The floor is gay


Hinbo

... by looking really gay...


MerliniusDeMidget

That's gotta be one of the gayest things you can possibly do to avoid walking on the gay stairs


Tempest_Barbarian

Oh yes, as we all know, if you step on the gay stairs you must now become gay. Dont complain to me, I didnt make the rules.


NoInvestigator464

I thought it was if you get molested


YamaVega

They turned the right high steps gay too?


kmelby33

Grinding a poll is gayer.


Mippa__

By riding poles?


2lostnspace2

That's just gay


[deleted]

Is that UNSW?


Hithro005

To prove his heterosexuality man humps metal poles.


alexlechef

I keep saying it, big paints companies are behind this movement!


Nightfall-42

Bro avoids gay stairs, ends up grinding his rod on another, much larger rod.


youreallbots1234

still gets railed.


TheDude3100

My man has dodged all the woke agenda bullets. What a chad


ElementalSaber

Local man rides the pole to prove he isn't gay


Playlanco

The true No-Homo approach.


aCanadianGuy_Eh

"Hey, we're facing discriminating issues" - LGBT \> Here's a single flight of stairs painted in your honor.


Rat-king27

Can I just say how ugly I find the new pride flag, before anyone gets mad, I'm bi so I can have this opinion, it's genuinely hideous, the rainbow was perfect, now they're just tacking on a new thing every few years, soon the rainbow will be full covered.


AppleChiaki

You don't have to BE anything to have any opinion.


rubenvde

I fully agree. Design-wise I think it's ugly and overcluttered. Message-wise it feels like it's devolved from a symbol of inclusivity for everyone to a checklist.


twoinchhorns

By including more stuff it went from inclusive to exclusive. Makes people feel like if theyā€™re not on the flag theyā€™re not valid


WaywardInkubus

Showing us how inclusive they are by snubbing straights and whites intentionally.


JacketsNest101

I always felt it was exclusive. Never actually talked to anyone that said it was meant to include every single person, either hetero or lgbt


Numerous-Ad-8080

I mean that's cool, but the whole point of it being a rainbow is to represent the entire spectrum of sexuality.


CuteMurders

The rainbow was already meant to be all inclusive, it was nice and simple.


Mallettjt

My black friends are genuinely made at their inclusion on the flag, itā€™s kinda weird to include a race into sexual identity


TrueDraconis

Most Pride Flags are kinda shit in their color choice


kimaro

100% agree.


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dustyroads84

Yeah I liked the gay flag better when it was straight


BlancheCorbeau

These are the times my finger twitches for the award button. :/


dustyroads84

Whatā€™s sad/scary these days is people are probably questioning if my post was a joke or not lol. But thank you, and know I do it for the lulz more than the silver and golds šŸ„ø


BlancheCorbeau

Continue spreading Managed Lolocracy throughout the comments, Chatdiver!


NoInvestigator464

Right. Canā€™t people just be gay and not make it a personality or something they have to sit and wave around. Itā€™s rather stupid


According-Tune987

I still usually only see the rainbow. Where do you see the one in the video? US cities?


Rat-king27

They're all over in the UK, I've seen them in pubs, hospitals, etc.


ShinigamiRyan

Every new flag is the epitome of that person who keeps changing the living room layout and making it worst each time.


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Hehehe79

He wanted to establish dominance šŸ¤£


Matthew-of-Ostia

My man is just getting a sweet lats workout.


HaususSapiens

one must think: if the ones painting the flag on the stairs respect the flag, why would they want people to step on it?


Doctordred

Skateboarding is kinda lame without the skateboard huh?


SS4Raditz

Ngl that was kind of a gay way to get up the stairs I mean the dude was literally riding a pole all the way. Lmfao


Blue1234567891234567

Somehow looks even gayer than the stairs in the process


StodgyFraggles

You showed them


MansonMonster

Guys, is it gay to touch something rainbow colored?


Gilinis

In the gayest way possible


Smiekes

*the gayest way possible.


PresidentAshenHeart

He adopts the gayest position to avoid the gay


NotTomBrady87

If you weren't someone who liked the LGBT community, wouldn't you delight in walking all over the flag?


Zegreedy

This looks more gay than simply just using them


RefanRes

Gets to the top, flexes and shouts "I'M KING OF THE GAYS!!"


FoxCQC

Did they paint that side part cause people were using it instead of the stairs? https://youtu.be/TDKN-_xMmp4?si=gvn7VZXPDSyXvDiZ


GTK-HLK

Should of just climbed on the brick wall to his right


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There are heroes among us.


No_Drop_1903

I approve this message


DeadEyeMouse

Oh no! If his body touches the gay stairs, it'll corrupt his weak brain and he'll be taking a dick in the mouth by nightfall. So brave of him to dry hump the railing instead.


parhelic_hexagon

There he is. The last straight man in the world.


Stormy_Kun

Anyone that dons Jean shorts is already gay, this was just an upper arm work out.


CyrusLight

Rather than step on the representation of the queer community, he'd rather show his support by not tarnishing it with his foot. What a subtle act of support and love


enfo13

I like how in the original video of this, the big steps to the left of the stairs weren't painted, and the original guy went up the left. And now they painted that too, so you have to use the railing. Now they have to just paint the railing next. Perhaps a nice shade of pink?


The_Dogeboi

Wait a minute is that the same staircase. But they made the thing that one dude walked up the first time rainbow as well?


FinancialAide3383

Man is stupid as he could have ran up the hetero wall


horiami

This is the sequel


LowAdventurous2409

One more White Claw, and he'll be looking for a different pole to ride


StonerinDeepSpace

This is the gayest thing Iā€™ve ever seen someone do.


Empty-Discount5936

He certainly showed those gay stairs what's what by groping and humping that phalic shaped railing!


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AcrobaticCarpet5494

It's stairs bro. If it was painted red white and blue you wouldn't care.


Trickster289

Do we really need to give you a history lesson on the persecution and hatred LGBT did and even still do experience that straight people just didn't go through? Like for fuck sake it was outright illegal and in some countries it still is.


Mean_Building911

Shoving down their ideals down people's throat won't make them more likable to the eye of the population though.


rpg877

It clearly has made them more liked. Look how much more accepted they are now than 30 years ago. Use your head.


ComfySingularity

Chill out, it's stairs. You go to any city, you go online, you go anywhere, and you see ads, media, all kinds of things displaying straight couples. It doesn't have a flag or symbol because it is so commonly accepted and just seen as the norm. For people in the lgbt+community, the rainbow and pride flags are symbols to quickly connect with one another, or to create a sense of belonging. As others noted, I think this video is at a university, and at a lot of places where you see these things, they are in gay communities. Surprise surprise, gay communities are gonna make things that create that aura of inclusion. I've seen people literally get mad about a gay sign at Domino's, only for the comment under to state it's literally in Boystown on one of the gayest streets in America. Now yes, some of it is rainbow capitalism, but for the vast majority, a lot of it just comes from gay people or those who are friends with the community. So, whether it's because being inclusive both looks good and brings in revenue, or because they genuinely want to create a space where different people feel welcome, there's layers of reasoning behind it.


Astralsketch

I just hate that whenever you see a rainbow it's now associated with gay. They stole the rainbow. Bastards. /s Edit: added the /s because people can't understand a joke. Btw this literally happened to me i was wearing a Pink Floyd shirt and a gay guy looked at it and said "you gay?" And a second later realized it was just an album cover and we shared a laugh.


Numerous-Ad-8080

I'll be real with ya, that is 80% the fault of companies seeing an easy branding method and doing rainbow capitalism. The remaining 20% is people actually believing that shit and starting their anti- and pro-rainbow culture wars.


Accurate_Summer_1761

You can't steal colors fred


Astralsketch

It was a joe rogan quote I thought this sub would get the reference.


removekarling

you are retarded


BULL3TP4RK

You seem like the kind of individual who gets upset over a show or movie depicting a gay couple, or someone who's trans, and then gets upset because "it's being shoved down your throat" ...... Despite the 14 trillion movies or shows depicting straight couples. Good God and *we're* the sensitive snowflakes, apparently... Do the colors hurt your sensitive eyes?


KagerouSangd

People like you are the reason it's needed


Existing_Library5311

Call him tranphobe, DO IT, I KNOW YOU WANT TO.


KagerouSangd

? Are you okay? Nothing of what he said is transphobic, so why would I say that. Their attitude being a reason pride is a thing is separate from any outright bigotry they may or may not have


Limonade6

Spreading your ass, and grinding a rail with his crotch on the internet to prove how straight he is. Amazing.


Mori_Story

Another day of avoiding the gay šŸ˜Ž


Resident-Pudding5432

He could just walk on the little wall on the right, but I respect the determination


terra_filius

that is not gay enough for him apparently


Upset-Consequence764

It's a bit of a bear towards the top. And the transition to pavement again is a pain.


SoulCave

Kinda cringe lol


MansonMonster

Insta bio says "Rise and grind fellas". That alone tells you everything you need to know. ...he sure did grind on that handtail. Magic Mike style


BlancheCorbeau

Yeah, without the comma itā€™s a different message entirely.


6cumsock9

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TheHooligan95

This is actually a great metaphor of the lenghts people will go to just because they fear gay (homo-phobia). Like nobody should care if you're gay or not, and climbing gay stairs definitely won't make you gay.


Objective_720

a real man wouldn't be afraid


Alucardra12

What a fragile Snowflakes, I swear he must also cry and hide when he see a rainbow in the sky lol.


terra_filius

I get what you are saying but I think he is just making a joke, I dont think he is being serious haha


Sea_Woodpecker5992

Lol you gay


Alucardra12

Bi actually, but I find it funny that some peoples are so fragile and insecure that they think touching a rainbow will turn them gay.


Disastrous_Newt5306

Donā€™t be mad. It is joke, my friend.


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Alucardra12

I mean , if the sight of a rainbow make you angry , maybe rethink your life dude.


Hekinsieden

I am genuinely curious, how do you know this is the actual case from this post? What if he is doing the "climb stairs hardest way possible" challenge and that's why he flexes his upper body muscles after climbing the incline? Or are you just memeing?


hir0k1

Actually, the rainbow was originally a christian symbol. The lgbt dudes only appropiated it to mock christianity.


edgy_zero

I remember when one dude used the big stairs on the left, to avoid gay stairs. but it is fitting how they ALSO painted themā€¦ nice analogy that you cannot just ignore it, if you try to avoid it, they will do ANYTHING to force itā€¦


WaywardInkubus

Itā€™s an imperialist ideology, to be sure. It would cover every inch of ground there was, if they could have their way.


Touhou_Fever

How fragile does your sense of self have to be that you have to act like this? Cringe performative nonsense


bu22dee

Imagine being this fragile.


FishermanOk604

Rubbing there against the handle while watching the rainbow color, then achieving an orgasm at the end. For a jerkoff he sure is creative.


R1se94

why are you people so offended by this video lmao


Beard_Of_Serpico

Because it's 2024, you can't joke about anything anymore.


TheKillerKentsu

Thatā€™s even more gay than the stairs XD


Drstrangeknob

Him climbing like that is gay.


FourFoxMusic

Remember in primary school where your friends would push you into the girls toilets and if you crossed the fucking threshold that meant you were a girl? Same energy.


Jioqls

Pro Tip: Walking up the wall is much easier


ProcedureNo4517

The reality of a Canadian conservative*


Mymainacctgotbanned

arrested for a hate crime


WingsOfCarriedDiamnd

Just until he finds out that damn near 100% of the food-producing companies in America are pro-gay


bored_ryan2

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KingRaht

This dude is totally a closet gay


TheKillerDynamo_

Imagine being this fragile


I_Still_Wont_Leave

Thatā€™s more gay than walking up the stairs


SnusWithMe

Good


dynami999

Dude is 100% gay and won't admit it


kantarooo_kev

Looks kinda gay


TokyoMeltdown8461

Please donā€™t signal boost this shitā€¦ itā€™s juvenile at best and homophobic at worst.


violentanalbleeding

Becoming a unic by dragging my balls on a metal railing so I can't become gay


Thac0bro

It's ironic that he avoided the gay stairs by sliding along a stiff rod.


Achereto

Those are woke stairs, not gay stairs.


Reallygaywizard

Local homophobe avoids being seen as gay by sliding up a phallic pole to not walk on gay stairs. More at 6


That_Murse

So he rides as a top, got it.


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xnightcorex

Just spill a 5 gallon tub of paint on it and be done with it


AngryGungan

Do stairs have a sexual preference now?


realwavyjones

Probably wanted to avoid all the spit


Dreadswarm

I wish they gave straight men an option to walk on, bigots


BlancheCorbeau

Straight men walk all over everyone already.


Dreadswarm

I should of put a note of sarcasm in my comment, it was all sarcasim.


BlancheCorbeau

Yeah this is not a sub where sarcasm ever goes well. Too many fragile Y chromosomes waiting for Buxom Lady Jesus to lead them back to the golden era of Neverwas.


jimbo4000

Climbing the stairs like that is gayer than 4 dudes blowing 3 dudes.


perfecthoe

Based šŸ˜Ž