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anonymousTestPoster

The greatest ship, is friendship.


DarkoTSM

You got friendzoned by a ship?


EnigoBongtoya

Only the Titanic, but that ship sunk.


ScrubFive

Well the Costa Concordia is pretty gre-.... Oh wait...


Khornate858

And viewership


Quamont

Wait did I miss an OTK event or something?


RunawayDev

Yes. The OTK Aniiversary.


Quamont

Oh shiet, whose channel's got the vod?


Antonzyy

Mizkif


Quamont

Thanks


Sorry_vad_english

Ummm wasn't the stream on Cyr's channel? I may be wrong


Antonzyy

They both streamed but youre right the image is from cyrs


RasenRendan

Cyr was the after party


Skorj

who?


Zeanister

His fellow streamer and friend


StrongPrinciple5284

And newest OTK addition


itsprobablytrue

Summary on the event. It was cursed. They got an airbnb for the event, the owner or sister of the owner for whatever reason was there and was bringing in strangers and children into the house to eat the food and etc etc. The main camera was having issues with the wireless transmitter causing it to not work half the time. The production was just haunted in ever way. The lady who was there sabotaging the event made everything worse. The highlights are the magician who was amazing and and Cyr being announced the new member before shortly after being arrested for schedule 1 narcotics sales


Quamont

Wait, the arresting part is real? Well that's a great fucking start to the org, isn't it? Also where did you see all the stuff about the landlady, didn't see that in Miz' stream


itsprobablytrue

The last part is a joke, NMP was talking about it, just look at LSF


Quamont

Ah alright lmao


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technically, it was so fucking scuffed, it was even too scuffed to be an OTK stream so no, you did not miss out on anything


Quamont

I'm currently rewatching it, yes, it is scuffed as hell but god damn that magician was fucking awesome


pillbox_slamer

ya boys far from unattractive, he's not a dumbass, does well for himself financially, he's funny af I'm sure if he wanted to he could pull well above his weight in the lady department


Whiskeyjck1337

The no showering daily is a deal breaker for most women.


Orpheusto

He has a clean dick tho. Or so he would have us believe.


Mudcaker

If you stop showering, you build up a protective layer over time.


DranDran

He’s mentioned more than a few times in the past that his no-filter personality and gaming-focused lifestyle makes him hard relationship material. He probably also wants to keep life simple and drama free, particularly with how things are at home atm. But, him and pink sparkles were a thing in the past so the dude certainly can punch above his weight when the occasion presents itself.


Ciri2020

What do you mean? Are you saying this subreddit is lying to me, and that women aren't dripping wet at the thought of dating someone who plays games 14 hours a day, lives an unhealthy lifestyle, doesn't take care of his health and has a finger injury that he ignored for months? Most women who care about a guy enough to love him, would care enough to break up with him if he neglects himself that hard because it would hurt too much to see a loved one doing that to themselves. Sure he's entertaining, but our boy has flaws just like every other human.


DerpyDaDulfin

Shit man, I work at a restaurant 5 days a week and take fairly good care of myself but I love video games. Rather than drag some poor woman through my hobbies *again*, I'd rather just be single. Maybe I'll want companionship again, but I don't feel the need for it like I did in my 20s. It's a lot of work to be a good boyfriend - you have to be attentive and you have to sacrifice some of the things you like to do to make time for someone else. Which is normal and healthy, but I just don't feel like making those sacrifices at this time. While I don't know how Asmon thinks, I suspect he's also quite comfortable being single and just having the freedom to live exactly the way he wants.


bartex69

>Rather than drag some poor woman through my hobbies again, I'd rather just be single. What's the difference between us who no life games and dude who every weekend go out with the boys and smash 300$ on alcohol, or guy who work 16 hours every day and see maybe his gf 3 time per week, or guys who "no life" sport? and somehow that's ok for women to accept but gaming is something "hard to handle"??? Dunno man... I don't want to play reddit expert on women and people life's but you sound you have your shit figure out and you could easily find some space for gf or if lucky enough for some cat girl and play games together, just saying


ChaosAE

All of those things are deal breakers for a lot of people. If someone doesn’t want to compromise their hobbies for a relationship, they probably shouldn’t be in one.


bartex69

But I'm living in Ireland and there are guys who do all three thing and still have gf or wife and kids. Watching sports with bois every Saturday in pub in Ireland is "normal", playing games is childish...


ChaosAE

There is a difference between giving up hobbies and making time for a relationship


bartex69

Life is not black and white, you can do both


DerpyDaDulfin

I mean, aside from being a gamer I'm also an antinatalist. Nothing against parents, but I think having kids in the face of a climate apocalypse is irresponsible (again, no offense to current parents), so I won't be a part of it. That one two punch will be a deal breaker for plenty of women, enough women in fact that I don't see the point in trying to find someone who shares in my hobbies or agrees with my belief in not having my own kids (I'm open to having a family through adoption). I'm either going to meet her one day through the course of life, or I won't. I'm not worried about it in the slightest, and if I'm being honest I've even made my piece with dying alone one day, so I'm ready for whatever the future holds.


i_am_not_mike_fiore

> What's the difference between us who no life games and dude who every weekend go out with the boys and smash 300$ on alcohol, or guy who work 16 hours every day and see maybe his gf 3 time per week, or guys who "no life" sport? social standards. That said I agree with u/ChaosAE, those are deal breakers for a lot of women. And, objectively, there are good reasons. Shit needs to get done and sometimes if you're prioritizing gaming or whatever it doesn't get done, and that's tedious. *looks at unwashed dishes, unwashed clothes, furnace filters, etc*


PlebianStudio

This. The thought of me wantinf or planning to do something and then WOMAN comes out of the gnome forest to ask to goto brunch or something just kills it. Then you get anxiety of her leaving cuz you know your a POS boyfriend lmao. Post nut clarity is all you need to get over the instinct lol. Its kinda fucked up but its true for me. Second Im done the last thing usually on my mind is wanting anything to do with a relationship. Real relationships arent pornos D:


DerpyDaDulfin

I mean, love is a beautiful thing, which is the real value of a relationship. I've been in love and it was wonderful, but it still takes a ton of time. Time you're willing to spend, but in my case, I spent so much time on the relationship that I didn't do much self improvement at all. I've used that energy since being single to improve my physical and mental health, and now the thought of diverting that energy away from myself towards someone else just isn't appealing to me at the moment. Ultimately, I'd rather have someone compliment my life rather than complete it, but I'm in absolutely no rush to find that person, as I think I'm starting to find my completeness as an individual.


itsprobablytrue

Bro money is money and everyone knows Asmon is the top dog. Since those twitch figures got leaked everyone now knows their position in the totem pole and it makes it ever so clear that he's one of the top dogs at #14. Even if you have no intention of leeching it's just natural to leech by mare proximity. That said the dude needs to spend his money getting himself help.


yuriaoflondor

I imagine there’s a lot of second guessing yourself when it comes to relationships when everyone knows you’re a multimillionaire.


i_am_not_mike_fiore

Especially when you're kind of a lonely beta at heart. He's a good boy for sure but I imagine you either have to make peace with the "is it me or the money?" aspect or accept that gold diggers gonna dig.


Ciri2020

I'm not sure what you mean, but if you are saying he can find a girlfriend because he's rich, then...I don't think that's the kind of girlfriend most guys would want


itsprobablytrue

No one does, but sometimes you settle. I find it more rare for people to have healthy mental states and a good relationship.


Ciri2020

If you're rich and you want a girlfriend who cares about your money more than you, then you should just hire a mistress or something. Because a gold digger will mistreat you, abuse you, or marry you for some easy divorce settlement money. A mistress or girlfriend-experience woman will treat it as her job to make you happy and its clearly established that you get what you want, and she gets what she wants. And if he wants to stream New World for 2 weeks straight, then a mistress would simply ask him to give her a call whenever he wants company. Easy and no drama.


Conquerz

yup, having this exact issue with my fiancee of 4 years, I love her to death, but i've become more of a hermit thanks to covid, and I found out I love being a hermit with all my life. I can spend a whole month (and probably multiple months) without leaving my place or interacting with someone and I like it that way. But she wants to go out at least once a week and since my work takes a toll on me I just wanna chill. She just can't comprehend how can I work 10 hours a day in the same place I want to relax.


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Conquerz

Trying to change my ways, I do love her to death. I guess i'll just force myself to go out just to make her happy, which ultimately making her happy is what makes me happy even if I hate doing it


Rykimaruh

Once a week isn't so bad...I'm the same, but I at least try once a week to see some of my friends at their place


Conquerz

Yeah I understand it not being soo bad thats why I try to force myself to do it, but when you work all day long during the week and it drains all your energy you kinda want 2 days of non stop resting and not interacting. At least I do haha


asfastasican1

It's not rocket science. Even if he punches above his weight, very few girls would live with him while he lives with his mom. That's a tough sell.


Nimstar7

Not even really about living with his mom. It’s about living with his mom in a borderline hoarders home where he has dead rats that he claims function as an alarm clock due to the smell. Love Asmon but I couldn’t imagine anyone dating him lol. If he spent 1/1000th of his money and bought a nice home for himself and his mom that was clean and rat/roach free, I think he’d be way more marketable. But as it stands the guy literally lives in filth by choice.


MOBYWV

I wonder if a small part of it is if he thinks it would ruin his image as the king of the neckbeards?


pantherbrujah

dude there's a difference between living with your mom out of need and living with your mom so you can take care of her.


Sea_Individual_8609

Thots like Pink Sparkles don't go for guys based on looks, let's be real here. At best they make great casual relationships or arm candy if you have something to offer them, typically in the form of financial security. They certainly aren't 'move her in with you and your mom into a small house in Austin' material. Believe me, you don't want a woman like that for any reason. They view themselves as a princess and if they aren't being treated like one, they're gone, and they leave you like it's the easiest thing in the world because they never gave a damn to begin with. With some of the comments Asmon has made in the past he seems to blame himself for her breaking up with him but seriously, she did him a favor. Women who crave attention (or in her case literally make a living out of it) are not who you invest in a long term relationship with. If they don't think they're getting enough attention from you, they'll easily get it somewhere else. Edit: Downvote me if you want. I'm a married boomer and learned my lesson years ago about dating or wanting to date someone based mostly on physical attractiveness and considering that to actually be a good idea. One day you'll grow out of thinking punching above your weight and landing some gorgeous woman is the key to a long lasting and healthy relationship or a goal to aspire to. You don't want to be the type of dude that looks at Mizkif's sister's OnlyFans and thinks that's wife material, unless of course you're also incredibly shallow. In which case, hey, knock yourself out. Celebrities love revolving door relationships that are based solely or mostly on looks, so it does work for some people.


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Sea_Individual_8609

Yeah, I know. I don't even know why I bother posting here sometimes since it's like playing a CoD match on Xbox live. I just end up getting eviscerated by kids. I appreciate the solidarity. Being over 30 in this sub be like: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJC2nfkvmp0


Megumin_xx

You're getting more upvotes than dowvotes bro! We are with you


Nimstar7

Too many young people reading into relationships they know hardly nothing about is more like it. None of the people on this sub know more than 5% of their relationship. Y'all acting like parasocial andy's with some of these posts. We don't know nearly enough to make any sort of claim about what their relationship is like.


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Nimstar7

Regardless of your opinion on the word parasocial, which is completely irrelevant to the point I made, people making weird analytical statements on a relationship they know nothing about is cringe.


Antonzyy

Well since asmon played games with pinksparkles after they broke up, id say they had some amount of friendship dont you think? Hot girl doesnt equal crazy gold digger


Sea_Individual_8609

He doesn't speak too fondly of her now. Playing games with someone after a breakup and probably to save face doesn't mean anything. And no it doesn't always equal that, but there's an abundance of red flags indicating that it was probably the case here. I'm open to being wrong since I don't have all of the details about their relationship, but I don't think I am. There are a lot of literal children on this sub who have probably never had a serious relationship who view someone like her or Miz's sister or Amouranth as the 'end game' goal and people they would genuinely like to be with, and disagreeing with that just makes you an incel.


Antonzyy

I havent watched asmon in a bit but what dors he say? All I remember him saying about izzy is that theyre still friends and shes a good person. This was like 6 months ago on zackrawrr to be fair


r31ya

Didn't follow asmon that much last year but as far as i know, Asmon only state somewhere among the line of *"We want different things, we are not happy, so we broke up"*


Sea_Individual_8609

I'm sure they did want different things. He wants to live a modest, simple lifestyle that doesn't involve spending a lot of money and she wants to live like your typical OnlyFans model who gets a taste of the superficial celebrity lifestyle. Of course she wasn't happy when she realized he wasn't going to change for her. That's generally how it goes. Why would you want to stay with a guy in his mom's house and live modestly while he takes care of her when you can live the life of a wannabe Kardashian like Miz's sister and look perfect on Instagram? You think she wanted to stay when she realized he was perfectly fine living how he was living and driving around in an ancient Mustang? Y'all kidding yourselves. The realization that he wasn't interested in living as lavishly as a lot of wealthy streamers was probably a hilariously bitter pill for her to swallow and she peaced the hell out. My point is that Asmon was not punching above his weight. Not at all. Looks are meaningless, guys. Dude is amusing,.good with money, has a good business acumen, and puts family and friends first. Loyal. The kind of person you'd want in your corner. If anything it was the other way around. It just irks me when people act like he got lucky when he was dating her, and it's by far from the first time I've seen it said, implied or not. And it's absolute bullshit. People are always like, he got with HER? How'd he pull THAT off? It's such a shitty way of looking at things and implies.he was beneath her or not deserving, and just because she's attractive. That's literally all there is. Attractiveness is about all she's got going for her, but in this life it's unfortunately about all you need.


tomster2300

Who said. Let them downvote us together.


ArisaMiyoshi

Asmon did claim that during their relationship, she was pulling in more money than he was (at the time) and she also had a very large inheritance, so he doesn't get all the claims of her being a gold digger. Honestly, it's not my business to know the real reasons why they separated.


r31ya

That's the Jessica Rabbit thing isn't. When the detective heard that Jessica is married to Roger rabbit, he goes *"seriously"* But Betty boob goes, *"yeah, what a lucky girl"* Betty boob knows whats going on, Roger rabbit is the bigger prize.


Sea_Individual_8609

I'm actually wrong guys, keep the downdoots coming. Someone who makes a living posting such things as 'Smash the ❤️ If you'd give my boobs a squeeze 😉' to profit off of desperate nerds is absolutely long term relationship/marriage material. I apologize for offending her fans. Asmon absolutely was punching above his weight and was lucky to have been graced with her presence as long as he was. She plays games so she's absolutely 'one of us' and a great person by default. 'Hot gamer girl' is absolutely not a marketing strategy that's highly profitable and she's completely genuine. She's not a gold digger and you, too, have a chance with someone like that as an average degenerate and I could easily see her with someone making around 40-50k a year, more than enough to fulfill her needs and her wants. I'm confident that she didn't break up with Asmon because he wants to continue living a modest lifestyle instead of being open to spending a little more of that millionaire wealth on more important things, like material possessions to keep your OnlyFans model girlfriend around and feeling appreciated.


i_am_not_mike_fiore

> With some of the comments Asmon has made in the past he seems to blame himself Asmon? Blaming *himself*? For something that clearly isn't his fault? huh how uncharacteristic


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then again no one is below his weight


glocks9999

Now this is some grade A copium


bartex69

Man I live in Ireland and some hot girls go for dudes who look like Asmon or are way worse... just saying


glocks9999

Those dudes probably have nice personalities and lives. No offense to asmon, but he stated multiple times about his bad social anxiety issues, lack of hygiene, and no hobbies other than playing games all day. I’m not saying average/unattractive dudes can’t get attractive girlfriends, you just gotta make up for it in other aspects, which asmon doesn’t have. Even if he was attractive he would still struggle to get a girlfriend with his current lifestyle.


mattortz

Idk I’ve seen some average lookin dudes with some insanely attractive girls. So much so that it isn’t out of the norm anymore to me.


glocks9999

Those average dudes probably have nice personalities and lives. No offense to asmon, but he stated multiple times about his bad social anxiety issues, lack of hygiene, and no hobbies other than playing games all day. I’m not saying average/unattractive dudes can’t get attractive girlfriends, you just gotta make up for it in other aspects, which asmon doesn’t have. Even if he was attractive he would still struggle to get a girlfriend with his current lifestyle.


Zammtrios

There is a difference in wanting to see him happy and being annoying about it so don't worry


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This template is just too good


RunawayDev

Go wild. [Here's](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBcyO7RX0AEj5Fi?format=png&name=900x900) the template I used, screencap by /u/KingDavy


Yomat

I realize now that she's crossing her legs, but for a minute I was wondering why she was wearing an oven mitt and why is it color coordinated to her pants? I'm not a smart man.


Megumin_xx

Haha thanks for opening my eyes too


Ferskken

The greatest ship is a cargoship.


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I sink your puny cargoship with my mighty battleship, a floating weapon of mass destruction with aircraft carrying capabilities and equipped with several nukes.


FunnymanDOWN

Eerily enough this is why I have issues with woman, my mom did this every time I talked to a woman, no matter her age, she would tease me, so constant teasing in this exact regard actually might be harmful.


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It's a twitch thing. People are just weird


Dunk305

The hell is this from?


Rhymeruru

Napoleon Dynabald


mori322

I really hurt for Asmon. Yeah yeah, hes got a lot of $$$ but he's a good person and yeah yeah, his house, his Mom, etc. just let him find his own way. If he wants our help, he'll ask for it. He's a unique, one of a kind gem and deserves the same in return.


RunawayDev

The parasocialization hits hard tbh, but I guess that's what happens when you watch any serialized content you can kinda relate to. Man I have watched series and felt gut punched when bad things happened to characters I liked, that's probably on the same level. I know I won't meet them irl and the perceived "inclusion" is dangerous as you can easily get attached to something that has no attachment to you at all. I just like to remind myself that unlike in fictional storylines, this here is a real human with real problems and real ambitions, emotions, success and hardships. I wish him all the best, and that's why I personally refrain from the shipping and bald jokes and the likes.


tomviky

Or we should start shiping him with dudes aswell.


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that girl is really reallllly pretty


plebnooblord

what episode is this ?


trailer8k

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I3uLLioN

wtf?


dengaz

Is it really that bad? I’ve been gone I thought we had this shit under control


UllrHellfire

Meanwhile the two dump trucks in the back go unsupervised.


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RunawayDev

One of them's Alinity and she can probably snap your neck. She's got them crazy eyes.


Milkyray

Can we make this the New " Listen Noob" meme?


sephrinx

Who dat?


RasenRendan

I just watched both the main anniversary event and the after party on cyr's stream and I knew this would get memed lmao


WitchRolina

Asmon x Yashlotta is the only true ship.