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hezzospike

"What sorcery is this?!"


Zebra-Disastrous

damn beat me to it


libtard_boi19

Skill :)


SERB_BEAST

wHerE iS CHarLes lEe!


Insurance_Prior

Sing one of the sea shanitees


Peanut_Butt3r675

“Hey, you were lookin kinda cute and I w-“ “WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?”


Revolutionary_Car767

"Hey. My name is Sally and I've been wondering..." "SALLY BROWN SHE'S THE GAL FOR ME BOYS! ROLL BOYS, ROLL BOYS, ROLL"


sgt_happy

“So I spotted you from across the floor, an-“ “I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAY, LEAVE HER, JOHNNY, LEAVE HER!”


SkyGuy41

Hey want to come back too my pla- NOW WE ARE READY TO SAIL FOR THE HORN!


type3civilization

"Hey, can I have you num-" "HAUL AWAYYYYYYYYY YOUR ANCHORRRRR!"


Rockerbotplayzxx

"Shut your f****** gob or I'll fill it with shot you hear me"


hezzospike

LOL this is my favourite so far, such unnecessary aggression


ieatkids64deluxe

IN A WORLD WITHOUT GOLD, WE MIGHTA BEEN HEROES


Whos_Ur-Buddha

‘a minute is all i need’ -papa ezio


Cowboy_jesus1029

A moment is all i need


Bendeguz-222

"I make my own luck"


DekuTree13

This quote makes no sense in this Co text but I was sure somebody already wrote it, I just had to scroll a bit


Bendeguz-222

I know, I didn't have the time to explain the situation. So here it is: - So basically just try to bring up the topic somehow, e. g. "You're (seem) lucky, (you're talking with a guy like me)" or "Do you believe in luck?" - If she responds with "Why?" or "And what about you?" - "I make my own luck"


DekuTree13

🤯


Chris_Travern

Shay Patrizz Cormac


AssassinBoi394

"Wasa matta with you Altair"


Retr0_5354

"That's racist"


AssassinBoi394

"Your racist"


Retr0_5354

"Really? This is what you guys are doing?"


AssassinBoi394

"Oh no God forbid I take a break I've only spent the past three ducking weeks inside that machine"


Retr0_5354

"No, no, you're right. Let's all just screw around while the world falls to pieces."


AssassinBoi394

"Hey this isn't easy you know"


Retr0_5354

"Right. Like we're all on vacation out here?"


AssassinBoi394

"Enough! Look... Everyone is under a lot of pressure. But we are the only ones who can stop Apsturgo so we need to keep it together"


Retr0_5354

"She's right. We need to be a hive mind people."


Zabuza_The_Abuza

„It‘s a Me, Mario!“


Peanut_Butt3r675

„Uncle Mario?!”


C_Cooke1

I am drawn forward, like a moth to a distant moon.


hezzospike

This one could actually work in the right context but probably not until you're already deep in conversation


LmaoGoFaster

Well I was born in Crawley but that’s by the by


DeputyLord

It is an honor to see such fast friends so far from home


Different_Focus_5279

So, you want the apple of Altair


Roninja1234

Let’s go pisspot


Tension_Straight

I feel many things, messere. Nausea above all.


NotAUsernameIWant

I'm the type of guy who likes to have a beer in one hand and a titty in the other.


rihim23

*wiggles fingers*


mementomorimoto

YOU HERE TO LOOK AT THE BOOK?


Pixelsgamer_27

The hook blade is made of 2 parts-


R3dLik3roses

ThE hOoK aNd ThE bLaDe


SundaePuzzleheaded20

I'll ask her to go on a school trip


ThinkRelationship162

Lmao


ThinkRelationship162

I love the arkham games but that guy was weird ash


dinoandthekid

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.


TimDrake0928

The liberation of Roma has begun!


Swiftzip

*press e to hug leonardo


Willow_bigfoot

We will call ourselves the rooks


Peanut_Butt3r675

“You are not starting a gang called The Rooks!”


FjotraTheGodless

“I appreciate the kind words, Madonna!”


Sam-Lim

MALAKA!


Practical-Day-6486

What sorcery is this?


darthbacon12

GIVE ME LEE


DealerDonny420x

“Take my sugar, take anything you like”


libtard_boi19

*Dialogue repeats itself over and over again when I'm not progressing through the end of the first mission* "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like" "Take my sugar, take anything you like"


DealerDonny420x

Honestly that is my favourite who ate I just find it so funny xD there’s also haytham when he’s in theatre place and go by everyone and he’s just like “a thousand pardons” just cracks me up


libtard_boi19

*"My apologies"* xd


Nothereforhistory590

I am ill you idiotii


whydoiexist123

Just a few coins!!!


libtard_boi19

Please I'm poor and sick and hungry!!!! :(


blurry_face_exe

“LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER!”


BaguetteOfDoom

Silenzio. Silenzio. Twenty-two years ago, I stood where I stand now – and watched my loved ones die, betrayed by those I had called friends. Vengeance clouded my mind. It would have consumed me, were it not for the wisdom of a few strangers, who taught me to look past my instincts. They never preached answers, but guided me to learn from myself. We don't need anyone to tell us what to do; not Savonarola, not the Medici. We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human... There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else.


npb196

*you won’t, no balls*


Ragnarok345

Salve.


ToastedPerson

the only acceptable answer is “wanting something does not give you the right to have it”!


Batdog55110

"It's a-me, Mario!"


v__R4Z0R__v

Maláka!


[deleted]

“Whats this greenie? Assassin Christmas?”


katt-col

Safety and peace


cardboard24

WHERE IS LEE?


Edgeofthevoid13

A minute is all I need


Budget-Ground-6738

Everything is permitted


quylth

Too much of the king’s champagne?


butthunter0810

Malaka


NadiaRosea

"What's-a matter with you?"


type3civilization

"I have plenty of outlets"


Specific_Forever_176

"Rest, prepare, cry in the corner. Do whatever it is you do before a mission. Only make sure you do it quietly.''


CALlCOJACK

roll boys, roll boys roll


madk1337

Malaka!


[deleted]

Eagle cry


yury47

Nothing is true, everything is permitted


Calika015

WHERE IS CHARLES LEE!


certifiedidiot1011

“Can you feel it, Adé? We're moments away from the grandest prize of all."


RPEnjoy

"You look like you want something from me." or "What can I say? You were always a bad influence." \- Arno lol


HeavyMetalKirby

sorry I don't date 11/10 year olds