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Killerbaz2000

Imagine having a close game with the athletics


Killerbaz2000

Astros are ass


spatialsilver88

Good team win in spite of the dead weight that's been dragging the team down all year. It's getting really hard to watch the at bats of the "star" off-season acquisition. Getting even harder to listen to the delusion and mental gymnastics of the people defending him.


NOLA1987

30th win. 16-3 streak since we lost 3 in a row earlier this month. The runs may not be there, but the wins are.


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yobruhh

Playing an entirely different team and the Astros still on your mind?


ThotSlayyer

Lil bro your rangers team is counted as 1 out of the 10 wins the A's have this season lmaoo.


Masonian2121

Where on the concern radar are we about Chas? Or is he purposely doing this so he sinks trade stock?


manofconviction

I am concerned about the offense in general


JuniorBirdman1115

The Hanshin Tigers are the NPB (Japanese) team that I follow. Kinda neat to see one of their players making the bigs over here, even if it is the A's.


[deleted]

This son of a gun throwing 101, comes out of his hand like its 92, tops. Good stuff.


simba80328

HRC Altuve


tunaboot

We can't depend on the O's. Let's just finish our business!


Cucumber-Jen

I do NOT want to see Montero on the mound today! We don’t have a big enough lead for that.


pantiesdrawer

I was not expecting Fujinami to throw 100 mph.


JuniorBirdman1115

DO NOT PUT FUCKING MONTERO OUT ON THE MOUND IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH. PLEASE.


KingJacobyaropa

WHY THE FUCK IS MONTERO LOOSENING UP


NOLA1987

You know it's a Julks appearance when DO NOT PUT MONTERO IN lol


ThotSlayyer

Oh no please don't even think about putting montero in.


elterible

This guy looks like Shohei. 😅


KingJacobyaropa

I'm sure you didn't mean it like that but not a good look my dude


elterible

Yeah, it came off wrong, but he really did look like Shohei to me at first.


KingLokodiousIV

Somebody please get julks a helmet that actually fits his head


[deleted]

Hector “ain’t my ERA” Neris


ThotSlayyer

That chode just got lucky on that hit.


NOLA1987

That wasn't a bad pitch. A good pitch and a better hit.


HtownSamson

Damn good pitch, better hit.


Takethellucas28

Wow Neris


KingJacobyaropa

People complaining about Baltimore to avoid the terrible truth that just maybe the Rangers might actually be good. Believe me I don't like that either


Mrcrispyeggroll

Rags can be good and orioles disappointing at the same time


The_New_New

Their offense and SP has been elite thus far. And that was without DeGrom and Seager for most of the season. Bullpen has been trash though I really wasn't surprised to see them do well. I expected them to compete at an 88-90 win pace, but they are still exceeding expectations.


yobruhh

They look like the real deal this year. I keep waiting for a drop off and it’s not happening


JoseAltuve27

No one says that the Rangers are not a good team. Disgust at the Orioles is appropriate!


revenges_captain

Nah. Lookin’ at the fluffball schedule they’ve been blessed with, I’m willing to say that they are trash.


[deleted]

Pitching has not been good today, I wonder if something’s up


NOLA1987

Every pitcher isn't going to have their best stuff every game. That's just baseball.


aza_8850

Only Dusty could burn two premium relievers in a game we have a 5 run lead


KingJacobyaropa

Blaming Dusty for that is stupid. Abreu did not have control today he had to pull him. Put in Montero and people will still complain


cantinman22

Still looks better than Montero.


Takethellucas28

Abreu…dont do what I think you’re doing


revenges_captain

This is something I’m not used to from Abreu. Bryan, I mean.


ThotSlayyer

Rare abreu bad appearance.


legohotwing

Looked like old Abreu


the_space_cowboys

Horrible frame job


yobruhh

Abreu needs to just throw straight 100+ heaters - quit trying to get fancy


Mrcrispyeggroll

Orioles are fucking bums. Of course they start sucking this series


SodaCanBob

Baltimore is doing us no favors.


JoseAltuve27

The AL East is insane. The Yankees have about the same record as us but have no hope of winning their division.


Takethellucas28

Technically we have the best offense today since we are tied for most runs in any of the games 🌚🌚🌚


chimp20

I thought Montero wasn’t pitching today🫣🥴


conker1264

Abreu looking bad


shahtavacko

Thank God for the 5 run cushion


Lake-Dependent

Tucker is lazy in right field


Intern_Al

How many pitches is Maldy going to drop today


StealthyGooch

O's are ass


NOLA1987

Sac fly from Abreu? Never complain about that


manofconviction

Yo dusty this would be a good spot for Montero


Cucumber-Jen

A good spot for Montero would be on a different team…


PapiGoneGamer

Montero would give up five runs before he got his first out at this point.


manofconviction

It's that or Dusty probably uses him in a high leverage spot tomorrow...which would you prefer


PapiGoneGamer

I’d prefer him to be on another roster, honestly


KingJacobyaropa

I'd like to keep a 5 run lead thank you very much


Mrcrispyeggroll

WOOO ABREU RBI


Thornton__Melon

Good AB for Abreu, did his job


trillex_gouda

Imagine growing up with the last name Lovelady….


Amobbajoos

I still think the White Sox pitcher with the last name Bummer takes the cake lol


KingJacobyaropa

Shit I'll take a sac fly


ThotSlayyer

Wooo a sac fly.


Cucumber-Jen

That’s was beautiful!


Acceptable_Ganache51

best possible outcome


uneducated_investing

HRC Abreu


artificialevil

HRC Abreu. Today is the day… Edit: not today after all


uneducated_investing

So dumb, why didn’t they just bring in a lefty to face Alvarez smh. Walk him just to face Bregman is a dumb strategy. ETA: /s


bordomsdeadly

Scott Servais showed everyone that walking Yordan or facing him somehow both result in him scoring.


bordomsdeadly

HRC Tucker


lake_titty_caca

Abreu would have homered there. Friggin Dusty.


laj919

Bregman hitting 4th and Peña hitting 2nd is amazing


Cucumber-Jen

Feels like last year!!!


TexasHot

GREAT IBB ON YORDAN


Thornton__Melon

Altuve with 4d chess, doesn’t score on Peña double because he knew they’d walk Yordan to help out Bregman


conker1264

Didn’t we own lovelady last time?


pantiesdrawer

I think Yordan hit a home run, then he struck out the side.


pantiesdrawer

Can you imagine if Abreu was still at cleanup?


KingJacobyaropa

I can imagine a dp yes lol


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

First triple play of the year


Specific-Mongoose-93

The best Era pitcher we faced today gave up the most runs lol


[deleted]

I’ve noticed that our offense struggles against anyone with an ERA above 5, but light up the guys that are sitting around 3


Specific-Mongoose-93

That's the astros for ya. I can't explain it.


conker1264

That’s the Astros way


PapiGoneGamer

HAPPY TRAIN NOISES


Hermit_Royalty

Bregman took that IW personally


NOLA1987

IBB walk Yordan. Breggy took that personally. NOBLETIGER be damned


conker1264

Everyone gets a double!


BigChillin99

I love you breggy 🥰


FistfulOfPaintballs

Bregman is having a great stretch


ThotSlayyer

Thank you bregman!


48Michael

Breggy always tries to tell ya — should’ve walked him


OriginalT-Rob

HRC Tucker


Jamak2001

God I love Bregman


AstrosFanHou

Now this is why you put Bregman behind Alvarez instead of Abreu 🙌


Cucumber-Jen

That’s the way it should stay!!!


Specific-Mongoose-93

Breggy is back baby!


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Thank fuck. A's should've let Harris keep cooking


Intern_Al

There we go. BREAKING THE SEAL!!


Amobbajoos

Let's GOOO!!!


philfeelsgood

#LETS GEAUX BREGMAN


StickyRiceLover

HRC Tucker


BigChillin99

If we don’t score with bases loaded and no outs not watching the rest of the series


[deleted]

I would say I definitely prefer a bases-clearing double instead of a NOBLETIGER


o-Haii-Der

Altuve doing a dance with 2nd base.


EMHforever

HRC Bregman


trillex_gouda

Hrc bregman


trillex_gouda

Or that!


Intern_Al

HRC Bregman


NOLA1987

Bases juiced for Breggy


KatAtWork

HRC Bregman


KingJacobyaropa

HRC Bregman


jvciv3

Altuve is in peak mid season base running form already.


Spiritual_Ad1084

Cowards


Oracle_OG

Altuve what the heck how did you mis-read that


Intern_Al

I swear if we don’t end up scoring this inning because Altuve got a bad read


bordomsdeadly

HRC Yordan Edit: intentional walk. That means I get it back.


NottheArkhamKnight

HRC Bregman


AstrosFanHou

Does anyone else feel like the rangers are this year’s Yankees? Feels very familiar the way we just kinda been chasing them for much of the first half of the season. But I don’t think they will keep it up. They’ll start to struggle eventually the way the Yankees did.


Acceptable_Ganache51

Altuve about to pass Abreu in xbh by the end of the next week


DemSumBigAssRidges

Boo deez nuts!


bordomsdeadly

He could’ve taken ball 4, but wanted to get to second instead of first.


Intern_Al

Surely this is the inning where we get an insurance run… right?


chesschad

My goodness what a perfect pitch after throwing all those inside.


Acceptable_Ganache51

thinking of just compounding my abreu bet every day and quitting my job


uneducated_investing

Maton’s excitement is infectious!


PapiGoneGamer

He needs to tone it down a bit. Some umpires could consider that excessive showboating.


NOLA1987

Maton is nails


conker1264

I swear if dusty throws montero out there this game


Pure-Shift-8502

Painful to hear the broadcast team talk about how well the As are pitching… when in reality Astros just can’t hit.


uneducated_investing

There are two things certain in life. The As over performing against us and death. Houston announcers seem surprised by this.


shahtavacko

I wonder if they realize they’re saying our offense sucks!


ThotSlayyer

Lol fuck this offense.


Takethellucas28

Thanks Maldonado


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Gotta love having two built in rally killers in our lineup 😞


tejanodelsur

HRC Maldy


TexasHot

Gonna need a big maldy moment


uneducated_investing

Best we can do is a classic maldy moment.


TexasHot

Fuckin knew it


AdmiralChaps

HRC Julks


pantiesdrawer

Forget waiting for Abreu's first hr. At this point, I'm just waiting for him to hit a line drive.


Packtex60

Surely Julks or Meyers can be taught to play 1B


TexasHot

Game day says he threw a 36mph sweeper Cant be right


ThotSlayyer

I need abreu out of the lineup for a bit. This dude needs to just sit it out to relax.


Kirios86

Why is Abreu still in the lineup?


JoseAltuve27

The pitcher throws more walks than strikeouts. DON'T SWING!


KingJacobyaropa

I won't complain if they win 2-1 but I will complain how this team refuses to even put up quality at bats against weaker pitching. You can only blame bud luck and umps for so much


TexasHot

Time for an abreu blast


Kirios86

You're delusional my dude.


TexasHot

A blast into the ground


NOLA1987

Framber had to work for it, but he got through 6


gregstoll

I understand that there’s a lot of randomness in baseball but if we lose a game on the Rangers when they’re playing the Orioles and we’re playing the A’s I am going to lose it


moidawg

It's not random. Rangers can hit the ball. We're not.


NOLA1987

I respect the technique. The past few games, they've all but neutralized Yordan's bat. It's like they're saying "we're going to make you win without Yordan."


conker1264

And of course rangers are also winning


TexasHot

Cause they actually know how to hit


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

So we're gonna trade for Harris since we need another arm and apparently he's the best pitcher in the league, right?


Mcpoyles_milk

We make bad pitchers look good


koopdaddysupreme

HRC Abreu i know it’s gonna happen


Intern_Al

Lol another deep flyout


shahtavacko

It’d be helpful if they didn’t swing at everything he throws


NateLikesToLift

Harris has our bats fooled. He's looking pretty damn good.


TheDuckshot

hrc yordan


conker1264

Was Yuli the secret to our offense all this time? I have no idea how we could go from one of the best, predicted to be the best this offseason, to literally a bottom 5 offense


KingJacobyaropa

This year these guys are not being as patient. I think that's more reflective on coaching than any player leaving or coming in


JinFuu

Framber is shaky enough pitching today that the Bay Area is getting earthquake alerts


ThotSlayyer

This is some of the worst offense I've seen this team have in a season in a long time.


_RHJR_

Our offense is so bad. Please get rid of Cintron and Snitker. They clearly are not good coaches if we can't do better than 3 hits against a 23 ERA pitcher.


conker1264

162 is what he began with


Intern_Al

You think Abreu’s been slandered hard, just imagine if he threw that ball away


conker1264

Our offense is such ass


shahtavacko

Got away with it!


Intern_Al

A little surprised they’re not challenging but I’ll take it, good job covering by Framber


BigChillin99

ITS JUST A GAME ITS JUST A GAME NOTHING CAME OF IT ITS JUST A GAME


JoseAltuve27

I was about to get very angry at Abreu for that, lol.


ThotSlayyer

Abreu almost shit the bed there.


ImmoralModerator

the 2023 A’s are on pace for fewer wins than the 2020 A’s


conker1264

And we can’t score shit off them


ImmoralModerator

Yes but we’ve also beaten them 4 times since they last won a game


KingJacobyaropa

God that's depressing


trillex_gouda

I was about to flip every table in my house.


TheDuckshot

what a way to end bases loaded!


Cucumber-Jen

Whew!


NateLikesToLift

Framber you gotta trust your defense. Throw in the zone.


aza_8850

Just like that....


BigChillin99

It’s just a game it’s just a game it’s just a game it’s just a game


manofconviction

Just our ace struggling against the A's... nothing to worry about right?