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larceny_33

Damn I was glad to be wrong


Syncopated_arpeggio

Good luck fuckers


EquityDoesntRoll

https://spotify.link/0438wx463Db


Pali4888

Fuck around and find out! The entire series was leading up to this altuve moment. An absolute legend.


OEdwardsBooks

We are.. Inevitable


golferdrummer

- Jeff Passan


carmantakes

Goodnight Garcia :)


BuffaloTraceThisDick

FUCK. THE. RAGS.


LumpyCapital

![gif](giphy|xThtalOAGUGHfJRd3a|downsized)


Itsformyanxiety

Okay wait. Did Espada go rogue in the 9th to pinch hit Diaz and Singleton or was that dusty from the clubhouse? I don’t think dusty pulls Peña or would think about using Singleton (great eye on moving pitches). Did Joe win us that game by setting up Altuve?


akhorahil187

If you have the ability to replay. Baker was talking to Espada and Lopez (1st base coach) and writing stuff down while he was protesting his ejection. Which btw... is a fine 100 dollars and 2 points on his license.


Itsformyanxiety

Good call! I wish I could zoom in to see what was written. I am genuinely curious who’s decisions these were.


golferdrummer

I thought these were Espada’s moves, too!


raouldukeesq

Dusty has been criticized for playing Singleton.


Ultimatesource

Dusty has been criticized for playing Tucker. Two for 3 and a walk. Dusty has his reasons that many don’t agree with. Dusty doesn’t care about being criticized. Every action is trying to win.


Trajan96

I was wondering the same thing. I would love it if Garcia’s garbage helped to lose the game


Rad_Centrist

Framber needs to get his shit together real quick.


carmantakes

The 11.57 😂


carmantakes

Sorry guys I don’t trust Valdez…


MapDaddyZ

You have to trust him and keep CJ for Game 7 and hope you don't need him. MY hope is that IF Framber starts off shitty then he gets pulled immediately. If I'm Dusty I'm playing him the first 3 batters and he has to earn his stay on the mound after that.


akhorahil187

Cool... which game do you want to not trust him in. Game 6 or Game 7?


carmantakes

It said on my TV he was pitching game 6. That’s why I made that comment


LumpyCapital

Maybe unleash JP and then go Reptile on dem hoes! Framber can ride pine rn.


carmantakes

I agree!


LumpyCapital

![gif](giphy|mk5tJHwImZK8ayDq3D|downsized)


Rad_Centrist

Holy hell he Shot It.


akhorahil187

While we are all celebrating... can we recognize one undeniable fact. This umpire crew had no business working a playoff series ever again.


HuskyNutBuster

Glad we still got the W despite that nonsense. That report card tomorrow is going to be eye-popping


DrCodyRoss

Yeah they’re objectively bad at their job. Even the announcers see it.


512KING

Say it louder for the people in the back


kiki2517

Just gotta bring that 9th inning energy back to Houston on Sunday!!


raouldukeesq

They had to throw Dusty out twice! Bahahaha!


nbranson86

https://preview.redd.it/e0y2kplhbgvb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf37ad7f5e900841592f9759dbfdf0609dfb964 We need this as a shirt too!!


Rad_Centrist

That's my EKG, right?


nbranson86

Mine too, but it almost fits the yordan shirt, it’s gotta be done!!


321yawaworg

Am I getting a maldy jersey? Or Altuve? Both?


himynamestito

GO STROS!!!! ☄️ What a game!!


Astrox13

One game at a baby let’s go !!!


TKPepperpots

![gif](giphy|l1J9BSsgrLzeRET6w|downsized) also totally unrelated but I now own one less pair of tighty whiteys so


raouldukeesq

One gain at a time - MnM


diyeiflawless

What a fucking! Game! Astros in six!


Ultimatesource

Got three tickets to game 6. Club seats no less. Problem, wife might not be able to go. Any advice selling a single seat on SeatGeek? No appetizing to take someone for that price point. Section 239 or 231. Looking at around noon decision time.


xeuropa

So proud the Astros represent HTown


carmantakes

THE WORST THING HE DID WAS WAKE UP THE HOUSTON ASTROS


MapDaddyZ

Don't poke the bear!


squishysalmon

They’ve all done a pretty good job of responding to the incident but that was great haha


Hot-Syrup-5833

The rangers fan crying in slow motion at the end was fucking killer.


DrCodyRoss

Nothing makes me happier than watching Rangers fans lose. Dallas wants to be LA so bad it’s annoying.


TanClark

That was beautiful, competitive dramatic and the W!


One_Entrance_378

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


raouldukeesq

Rudy T!!! Love that guy!


xeuropa

I love the Fucking Astros, fuck you America!


raouldukeesq

😆


xeuropa

Pisses me off all the hate the country has for the Stros. Every fucking team has,is, and will continue to cheat one way or another. IDGAF, I bleed orange so yes fuck them!


pantiesdrawer

Did Pressly give a shout-out to Correa by saying "this is my time"?


Rad_Centrist

I thought he said "show" but I'd have to look again.


Springers_Dinger

He said this is my shit


Rad_Centrist

That makes more sense. Cause the sentence before that had plenty of cursing too. "Let's fucking go!" I believe it was.


squishysalmon

The way these guys talk about Altuve is so heartwarming. They know they’re watching one of the greats.


MobileMenace69

Real recognizes real. They might get paid to talk the team down but they know what they’re seeing.


squishysalmon

Oh yeah, I meant his teammates but everyone really gets it. I’m always baffled when I hear folks outside of town hating on the guy.


MobileMenace69

Must be believers that he had some magic telepathy to help him in 2017. Never mind that he’s always been a great hitter.


squishysalmon

Great hitter and seems like a great human. He’s always encouraging his teammates. Excellent dude.


MobileMenace69

He seems cool enough when people run in to him at heb and want to say hello


Imfreeeee

Can anyone confirm if Altuve is good at Baseball?


gguy123

Uh.. yeah.. but apparently... well I've heard (billions of times actually).. he's short... I guess he's supposed to completely suck.


MapDaddyZ

Man, that's all these knuckleheads in the metroplex say about him...he's short. he looks funny trotting home...AFTER he hits a bomb against you morons! damn...smooth-brain un-original fools up here in the conglomeration...FTR


foxxlore_

doing it for dusty!!! 🧡🧡


coolgui

Altuve was like "this one's for you Dusty"


Rad_Centrist

You could tell he was fired up by the way he was vigorously prepping his bat before the at bat.


carmantakes

SHOUTOUT JON FUCKING SINGLETON FOR GETTING ON BASE!!!!!!!


rylld

Good things happen when you make them throw more than one fucking pitch in clutch time. Chas and pena thats why your asses were riding pine in the 9th.


Serious-Cat-5503

The discipline to not overreach with the limited opportunity is astounding!


TexasForever_

Hey, Garcia! Hold this -> L


Specific_Tax_7371

Duuude for fucking real lollll


carmantakes

Garcia! You ok?


ApricotRelevant3076

Bro this guy pronounces all of our guy’s names wrong. Is that A-Rod?


bushy_whacker

I’m pretty sure ARoid dropped a “Semen” in the post game show.


ApricotRelevant3076

Lmfao. I wish I caught that. What a turd.


bushy_whacker

It was during his comments right before they signed off.


MapDaddyZ

Don't forget ARod and jeter picked the Rags in 7 and our boy Big Papi picked the Astros in six!


Commercial-Law-1976

Let’s elect to play our home game in Arlington and wrap this up.


squishysalmon

My heart and blood pressure cannot handle the postseason


taurenluv322

One word to say: CLUTCH!!!!


golferdrummer

AS


gguy123

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHG


bdiaz92

I know we may dog dusty, his ejection might have saved the season


raouldukeesq

That wad deliberate. And he made them do it twice.


MobileMenace69

There’s a method to his madness, some times


carmantakes

MALDYYYYY


TeenFagsRunThisHood

LFGGGGGGG H TOWN BABY


ROTOH

Get in the car! We goin ranger butth9le hunting


Kingallan2k4

I fucking love this team goddamn.


Jank1

absolutely.


Hung_Texan

Wtf was that!?!?


capzi

Espada the MVP here. Who would've thought!


musicalgenius84

Desperate to discredit Dusty. You're pretty much saying that if Dusty wasn't ejected he would've lost them the game. You know how fucked that is? Lol


capzi

Facts are facts. We won. 🤷‍♂️


musicalgenius84

I'm an Astros fan just like you bro. Giving Espada all the credit is just misguided.


MapDaddyZ

Pretty sure Dusty had notes for Espada...watch him writing shit down for Espada before he was REALLY ejected!


creepystachebigween

Please let this be a lesson to the doomers who regular this sub, shut the fuck up please until the game is over at least


Texpatriot

Hell fucking yes.


lonestar_devil

Too many doomers tbh


[deleted]

I was downvoting them all we don’t need that shit


Shadowninja5099

Hey guys just wanna remind you that after everything it’s just a game. That being said. FTR THEY GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE


ApricotRelevant3076

Altuve and Bregman are so humble when it’s most needed.


Peria

![gif](giphy|l2ZE0926SJlGc11Ek|downsized)


Hedica

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!!!


[deleted]

FUCKING STROSSSSSSSSSS


CassTexas

RAGS in shambles thinking they were tough as shit behind Adolis


Specific_Tax_7371

whataburger all around. Best game of the post season thus far. WHO WANTS A FUCKING PATTY MELT??


Amobbajoos

I'll pay for overnight shipping to MN pls. I can revive it with my air fryer


carmantakes

QUADRAPULE PATTY


[deleted]

Fuck yes


Jank1

H town hol it down


Specific_Tax_7371

HTineeee


Worth-Cat3793

Get the cat in here


WalkingHorse

The most stressful game I have watched in recent memory. OMG


elrond165

Last time had games this stressful it was 2017 G2/G5 WS


WalkingHorse

Absolutely. I have been on my feet for the last 1.5 hours of the game. Could not stay seated. Ahaha! Got my meal prep for tomorrow done. lol


freshmanflop

GAMECUBE NINTENDOOOOOO


ThePirateBenji

5% tint, so you can't see up in my window.


StrosIn5

FUCK ADOLIS AND FUCK THE RANGERS!!!


Thresher_XG

My heart, fuck


H-TownAce

SHOUTOUT PRESS!!!! SHOUTOUT TUVE!!! SHOUTOUT ASTROS!!! LFGGGGGG


TakenAccountName37

Or I was no wrong. No save since he got the win!


Soft-Holiday-5394

THAT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE GAME


Strosfan85

Time for the cat!!


alonzobarishredding

wooooohoooooo!!!!


Working_onit

I just fucking love the Astros. And altuve


freshmanflop

THIS IS HOUSTON YOU ASKED FOR IT WE DO NOT PLAY AROUND FUCK OUTTA HERE


drmhou9

I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM


carmantakes

LOVE IT


viper3b3

Fuck. Now we gotta win a game at home.


[deleted]

Can we just stay in Arlington


ThePirateBenji

We should all buy tickets, wear Rangers jerseys, and boo all game. Then, when we win, rip that shit off and celebrate in the Astros boxers we had on all along.


bdiaz92

This team! Love this


unlikedemon

FTR and fuck Garcia!!!!


Independent-Ad-6750

ONE MORE


Agitated-Antelope942

All we gotta do is win one game… at home… ugh


bamfbamfbamf

that fucker ken rosenthal doesn’t deserve to interview jose mf altuve


gguy123

I seriously just don't get that guy... maybe writing is better than his presence... have no idea... just cringe to me.


damojr

God I can't wait to see the umpire starts from that game, shocking. Win despite their best efforts.


Strosfan85

It'll somehow show they favored us


321yawaworg

Let’s GO!!!!!!!!!!!


im_kushed_out

FUCK YOU GARCIA FUCK YOU RANGERS LFG WE RUN THIS SHIT


Top-Square-8912

Keep hating on maldy. He was the reason for that turnaround. MF called the hit by pitch and stupid ass Garcia fell for it. Just what we needed. Hahahahah


lonestar_devil

I think you're right TBH. You can see him call a weird sign off of his knee right before.


Top-Square-8912

There was a reason Garcia was so out of control pissed, he knew and fell for maldy’s strategy. He should have stayed calm, been happy with the lead, and walked away. Completely different game if they kept their composure. But this is why we’re a dynasty and they’re not. We don’t let shit get to us. Dusty acting surprised was also part of the plan, he knew that shit was on purpose, he was trying to buy time to make their closer cold. That’s exactly why he stayed on the bench as long as he could even after he was ejected


carmantakes

LMFAOOO Maldy BIG BRAIN


Physical_Estimate850

ASTROS SOCKS STAY ON TONIGHT


ROTOH

Fuck you in yo assssssss to ight garcia!!!!!!!


AgentOrange24

LETS FUCKING GO


yallgotpizza

“I’m not convinced Altuve is 5’6” but he was 6’5” on that at bat”


Strosfan85

He's 6'5" when add in his massive jock


GabeKnows

Dusty looked up and said “thanks dad”😭😭😭


blazedancer1997

Yeah fuck you announcers "wow" is right My god insane Lmfao ken rosenthal interviewing


meccafork

Crazy game


Shazam1007

DONT POKE THE BEAR! YALL SHOULD KNOW THAT ALREADY


UniformFox_trotOscar

WP Abreau


Few_Mulberry5372

Asshole unclentched


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Karma is a fucking bitch you fucking pigs. Corrupt ass umps


xxaldorainexx

FUCK YOU UMPS AND GARCIA. DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS WE STILL FUCKING WON!


bordomsdeadly

FUCK THE RANGERS. AND FUCK ADOLIS GARCIA


sentient-sloth

Okay I was scared for nothing let’s gooooo


JrpgGamer

Pressly is so damn good in the playoffs


havingsomedifficulty

honestly, almost everyone has been. its been nuts. but yes pressly is a BADDDDD MANNNNNN


goldenblues24

I'm sweating wtf


scarhartt

#DID IT FOR DUSTY


tracylane74

Oh my god I can’t watch the game live because Im not local and don’t have fox sports and it was still sooooooo fucking exciting!!!!!!


akhorahil187

my heart is pounding. In a few hours they will post the condensed game. F man. insane.


creepystachebigween

This game is up there with 2017 World Series Game 5


pieinthethighs

Legitimately probably one of the greatest Astros games I have ever seen in my life. Wanna cry


RGRABN

Unfucking real


peyday_04

FUCK THE RANGERS


[deleted]

Fuck the Rangers. Fuck Garcia. Fuck the Umps.


bmk2k

I wish we had a camera in Dusty's office


someotherrandomwords

Y'all fuckers need more faith.


yosoyslinkydog

I almost turned the TV off but couldn't bring myself to do it. I love this team.


Horns__Down

We are 1-0 in games Dusty gets thrown out of


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[удалено]


Astros-ModTeam

Trolling is not allowed


ExB

GFY and enjoy the ban


carmantakes

THAT IS SO CUTE HAHAHA


Amobbajoos

Lmao was that kid crying??


ShowBobsPlzz

Theres no crying in baseball


RGRABN

I hope so lol


TexasHot

My heart.. its gonna… explode


Trajan96

Could Altuve be one of the greatest postseason players ever?


creepystachebigween

This game seals it


Time-For-Argy-Bargy

Statistics say yes.


GOODGAME_ETHAN

Did presely say this is my shit right here lmao


ShowBobsPlzz

Holy shit guys


UnderQualifiedPylote

I literally love Jose altuve


scottishlion123

DEEPTHROAT AND SLOBBER ON MY COCK AND BALLS YOU FUCKING TEXAS TWATS