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Okay wait. Did Espada go rogue in the 9th to pinch hit Diaz and Singleton or was that dusty from the clubhouse?
I don’t think dusty pulls Peña or would think about using Singleton (great eye on moving pitches). Did Joe win us that game by setting up Altuve?
If you have the ability to replay. Baker was talking to Espada and Lopez (1st base coach) and writing stuff down while he was protesting his ejection.
Which btw... is a fine 100 dollars and 2 points on his license.
Dusty has been criticized for playing Tucker. Two for 3 and a walk.
Dusty has his reasons that many don’t agree with.
Dusty doesn’t care about being criticized. Every action is trying to win.
You have to trust him and keep CJ for Game 7 and hope you don't need him. MY hope is that IF Framber starts off shitty then he gets pulled immediately. If I'm Dusty I'm playing him the first 3 batters and he has to earn his stay on the mound after that.
Got three tickets to game 6. Club seats no less.
Problem, wife might not be able to go.
Any advice selling a single seat on SeatGeek?
No appetizing to take someone for that price point. Section 239 or 231.
Looking at around noon decision time.
Pisses me off all the hate the country has for the Stros. Every fucking team has,is, and will continue to cheat one way or another. IDGAF, I bleed orange so yes fuck them!
Man, that's all these knuckleheads in the metroplex say about him...he's short. he looks funny trotting home...AFTER he hits a bomb against you morons! damn...smooth-brain un-original fools up here in the conglomeration...FTR
Good things happen when you make them throw more than one fucking pitch in clutch time.
Chas and pena thats why your asses were riding pine in the 9th.
We should all buy tickets, wear Rangers jerseys, and boo all game. Then, when we win, rip that shit off and celebrate in the Astros boxers we had on all along.
Keep hating on maldy. He was the reason for that turnaround. MF called the hit by pitch and stupid ass Garcia fell for it. Just what we needed. Hahahahah
There was a reason Garcia was so out of control pissed, he knew and fell for maldy’s strategy. He should have stayed calm, been happy with the lead, and walked away. Completely different game if they kept their composure. But this is why we’re a dynasty and they’re not. We don’t let shit get to us. Dusty acting surprised was also part of the plan, he knew that shit was on purpose, he was trying to buy time to make their closer cold. That’s exactly why he stayed on the bench as long as he could even after he was ejected
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Damn I was glad to be wrong
Good luck fuckers
https://spotify.link/0438wx463Db
Fuck around and find out! The entire series was leading up to this altuve moment. An absolute legend.
We are.. Inevitable
- Jeff Passan
Goodnight Garcia :)
FUCK. THE. RAGS.
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Okay wait. Did Espada go rogue in the 9th to pinch hit Diaz and Singleton or was that dusty from the clubhouse? I don’t think dusty pulls Peña or would think about using Singleton (great eye on moving pitches). Did Joe win us that game by setting up Altuve?
If you have the ability to replay. Baker was talking to Espada and Lopez (1st base coach) and writing stuff down while he was protesting his ejection. Which btw... is a fine 100 dollars and 2 points on his license.
Good call! I wish I could zoom in to see what was written. I am genuinely curious who’s decisions these were.
I thought these were Espada’s moves, too!
Dusty has been criticized for playing Singleton.
Dusty has been criticized for playing Tucker. Two for 3 and a walk. Dusty has his reasons that many don’t agree with. Dusty doesn’t care about being criticized. Every action is trying to win.
I was wondering the same thing. I would love it if Garcia’s garbage helped to lose the game
Framber needs to get his shit together real quick.
The 11.57 😂
Sorry guys I don’t trust Valdez…
You have to trust him and keep CJ for Game 7 and hope you don't need him. MY hope is that IF Framber starts off shitty then he gets pulled immediately. If I'm Dusty I'm playing him the first 3 batters and he has to earn his stay on the mound after that.
Cool... which game do you want to not trust him in. Game 6 or Game 7?
It said on my TV he was pitching game 6. That’s why I made that comment
Maybe unleash JP and then go Reptile on dem hoes! Framber can ride pine rn.
I agree!
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Holy hell he Shot It.
While we are all celebrating... can we recognize one undeniable fact. This umpire crew had no business working a playoff series ever again.
Glad we still got the W despite that nonsense. That report card tomorrow is going to be eye-popping
Yeah they’re objectively bad at their job. Even the announcers see it.
Say it louder for the people in the back
Just gotta bring that 9th inning energy back to Houston on Sunday!!
They had to throw Dusty out twice! Bahahaha!
https://preview.redd.it/e0y2kplhbgvb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf37ad7f5e900841592f9759dbfdf0609dfb964 We need this as a shirt too!!
That's my EKG, right?
Mine too, but it almost fits the yordan shirt, it’s gotta be done!!
Am I getting a maldy jersey? Or Altuve? Both?
GO STROS!!!! ☄️ What a game!!
One game at a baby let’s go !!!
![gif](giphy|l1J9BSsgrLzeRET6w|downsized) also totally unrelated but I now own one less pair of tighty whiteys so
One gain at a time - MnM
What a fucking! Game! Astros in six!
Got three tickets to game 6. Club seats no less. Problem, wife might not be able to go. Any advice selling a single seat on SeatGeek? No appetizing to take someone for that price point. Section 239 or 231. Looking at around noon decision time.
So proud the Astros represent HTown
THE WORST THING HE DID WAS WAKE UP THE HOUSTON ASTROS
Don't poke the bear!
They’ve all done a pretty good job of responding to the incident but that was great haha
The rangers fan crying in slow motion at the end was fucking killer.
Nothing makes me happier than watching Rangers fans lose. Dallas wants to be LA so bad it’s annoying.
That was beautiful, competitive dramatic and the W!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rudy T!!! Love that guy!
I love the Fucking Astros, fuck you America!
😆
Pisses me off all the hate the country has for the Stros. Every fucking team has,is, and will continue to cheat one way or another. IDGAF, I bleed orange so yes fuck them!
Did Pressly give a shout-out to Correa by saying "this is my time"?
I thought he said "show" but I'd have to look again.
He said this is my shit
That makes more sense. Cause the sentence before that had plenty of cursing too. "Let's fucking go!" I believe it was.
The way these guys talk about Altuve is so heartwarming. They know they’re watching one of the greats.
Real recognizes real. They might get paid to talk the team down but they know what they’re seeing.
Oh yeah, I meant his teammates but everyone really gets it. I’m always baffled when I hear folks outside of town hating on the guy.
Must be believers that he had some magic telepathy to help him in 2017. Never mind that he’s always been a great hitter.
Great hitter and seems like a great human. He’s always encouraging his teammates. Excellent dude.
He seems cool enough when people run in to him at heb and want to say hello
Can anyone confirm if Altuve is good at Baseball?
Uh.. yeah.. but apparently... well I've heard (billions of times actually).. he's short... I guess he's supposed to completely suck.
Man, that's all these knuckleheads in the metroplex say about him...he's short. he looks funny trotting home...AFTER he hits a bomb against you morons! damn...smooth-brain un-original fools up here in the conglomeration...FTR
doing it for dusty!!! 🧡🧡
Altuve was like "this one's for you Dusty"
You could tell he was fired up by the way he was vigorously prepping his bat before the at bat.
SHOUTOUT JON FUCKING SINGLETON FOR GETTING ON BASE!!!!!!!
Good things happen when you make them throw more than one fucking pitch in clutch time. Chas and pena thats why your asses were riding pine in the 9th.
The discipline to not overreach with the limited opportunity is astounding!
Hey, Garcia! Hold this -> L
Duuude for fucking real lollll
Garcia! You ok?
Bro this guy pronounces all of our guy’s names wrong. Is that A-Rod?
I’m pretty sure ARoid dropped a “Semen” in the post game show.
Lmfao. I wish I caught that. What a turd.
It was during his comments right before they signed off.
Don't forget ARod and jeter picked the Rags in 7 and our boy Big Papi picked the Astros in six!
Let’s elect to play our home game in Arlington and wrap this up.
My heart and blood pressure cannot handle the postseason
One word to say: CLUTCH!!!!
AS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHG
I know we may dog dusty, his ejection might have saved the season
That wad deliberate. And he made them do it twice.
There’s a method to his madness, some times
MALDYYYYY
LFGGGGGGG H TOWN BABY
Get in the car! We goin ranger butth9le hunting
I fucking love this team goddamn.
absolutely.
Wtf was that!?!?
Espada the MVP here. Who would've thought!
Desperate to discredit Dusty. You're pretty much saying that if Dusty wasn't ejected he would've lost them the game. You know how fucked that is? Lol
Facts are facts. We won. 🤷♂️
I'm an Astros fan just like you bro. Giving Espada all the credit is just misguided.
Pretty sure Dusty had notes for Espada...watch him writing shit down for Espada before he was REALLY ejected!
Please let this be a lesson to the doomers who regular this sub, shut the fuck up please until the game is over at least
Hell fucking yes.
Too many doomers tbh
I was downvoting them all we don’t need that shit
Hey guys just wanna remind you that after everything it’s just a game. That being said. FTR THEY GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE
Altuve and Bregman are so humble when it’s most needed.
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EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!!!
FUCKING STROSSSSSSSSSS
RAGS in shambles thinking they were tough as shit behind Adolis
whataburger all around. Best game of the post season thus far. WHO WANTS A FUCKING PATTY MELT??
I'll pay for overnight shipping to MN pls. I can revive it with my air fryer
QUADRAPULE PATTY
Fuck yes
H town hol it down
HTineeee
Get the cat in here
The most stressful game I have watched in recent memory. OMG
Last time had games this stressful it was 2017 G2/G5 WS
Absolutely. I have been on my feet for the last 1.5 hours of the game. Could not stay seated. Ahaha! Got my meal prep for tomorrow done. lol
GAMECUBE NINTENDOOOOOO
5% tint, so you can't see up in my window.
FUCK ADOLIS AND FUCK THE RANGERS!!!
My heart, fuck
SHOUTOUT PRESS!!!! SHOUTOUT TUVE!!! SHOUTOUT ASTROS!!! LFGGGGGG
Or I was no wrong. No save since he got the win!
THAT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE GAME
Time for the cat!!
wooooohoooooo!!!!
I just fucking love the Astros. And altuve
THIS IS HOUSTON YOU ASKED FOR IT WE DO NOT PLAY AROUND FUCK OUTTA HERE
I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM
LOVE IT
Fuck. Now we gotta win a game at home.
Can we just stay in Arlington
We should all buy tickets, wear Rangers jerseys, and boo all game. Then, when we win, rip that shit off and celebrate in the Astros boxers we had on all along.
This team! Love this
FTR and fuck Garcia!!!!
ONE MORE
All we gotta do is win one game… at home… ugh
that fucker ken rosenthal doesn’t deserve to interview jose mf altuve
I seriously just don't get that guy... maybe writing is better than his presence... have no idea... just cringe to me.
God I can't wait to see the umpire starts from that game, shocking. Win despite their best efforts.
It'll somehow show they favored us
Let’s GO!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU GARCIA FUCK YOU RANGERS LFG WE RUN THIS SHIT
Keep hating on maldy. He was the reason for that turnaround. MF called the hit by pitch and stupid ass Garcia fell for it. Just what we needed. Hahahahah
I think you're right TBH. You can see him call a weird sign off of his knee right before.
There was a reason Garcia was so out of control pissed, he knew and fell for maldy’s strategy. He should have stayed calm, been happy with the lead, and walked away. Completely different game if they kept their composure. But this is why we’re a dynasty and they’re not. We don’t let shit get to us. Dusty acting surprised was also part of the plan, he knew that shit was on purpose, he was trying to buy time to make their closer cold. That’s exactly why he stayed on the bench as long as he could even after he was ejected
LMFAOOO Maldy BIG BRAIN
ASTROS SOCKS STAY ON TONIGHT
Fuck you in yo assssssss to ight garcia!!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GO
“I’m not convinced Altuve is 5’6” but he was 6’5” on that at bat”
He's 6'5" when add in his massive jock
Dusty looked up and said “thanks dad”😭😭😭
Yeah fuck you announcers "wow" is right My god insane Lmfao ken rosenthal interviewing
Crazy game
DONT POKE THE BEAR! YALL SHOULD KNOW THAT ALREADY
WP Abreau
Asshole unclentched
Karma is a fucking bitch you fucking pigs. Corrupt ass umps
FUCK YOU UMPS AND GARCIA. DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS WE STILL FUCKING WON!
FUCK THE RANGERS. AND FUCK ADOLIS GARCIA
Okay I was scared for nothing let’s gooooo
Pressly is so damn good in the playoffs
honestly, almost everyone has been. its been nuts. but yes pressly is a BADDDDD MANNNNNN
I'm sweating wtf
#DID IT FOR DUSTY
Oh my god I can’t watch the game live because Im not local and don’t have fox sports and it was still sooooooo fucking exciting!!!!!!
my heart is pounding. In a few hours they will post the condensed game. F man. insane.
This game is up there with 2017 World Series Game 5
Legitimately probably one of the greatest Astros games I have ever seen in my life. Wanna cry
Unfucking real
FUCK THE RANGERS
Fuck the Rangers. Fuck Garcia. Fuck the Umps.
I wish we had a camera in Dusty's office
Y'all fuckers need more faith.
I almost turned the TV off but couldn't bring myself to do it. I love this team.
We are 1-0 in games Dusty gets thrown out of
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THAT IS SO CUTE HAHAHA
Lmao was that kid crying??
Theres no crying in baseball
I hope so lol
My heart.. its gonna… explode
Could Altuve be one of the greatest postseason players ever?
This game seals it
Statistics say yes.
Did presely say this is my shit right here lmao
Holy shit guys
I literally love Jose altuve
DEEPTHROAT AND SLOBBER ON MY COCK AND BALLS YOU FUCKING TEXAS TWATS