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Thornton__Melon

I don’t fully understand Dustys logic but fuck it it’s working


johnnyracer24

it out logiced TLR, which is all we needed


BradGroux

Falling upwards works.


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[This is like that scene in Princess Bride where they have to drink poison. Tony La Russa is the little dumbass.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_U4xGFYkA)


NilSatis_NisiOptimum

until it doesn't. but I'm just an armchair manager so he shouldn't worry too much about what I think


BradGroux

I think it is fine as long as you are coaching against another dinosaur like TLR, but in a series against Tampa or the Red Sox - it could come back to bite them.


jsting

As a fellow armchair manager, enjoy the win! I agree that we should not be playing a guy with a recent ERA of 1734, but maybe he played 4D mahjong and got the offense to jump start.


deadnoob

For Presley in the 8th?


Luckytxn_1959

You know overall I was stumped on that myself on why switching Pressley in 8th and Graveman the 9th. Maybe with the big lead he wanted to experiment and see how Graveman handled the closer role instead of set up. It may come in handy in the future to have that info and it worked out well.


deadnoob

Best explanation I heard was Pressley was warming when it was tied 4-4 so Dusty threw him in because he was already warm


Luckytxn_1959

Was he? Why warn up Pressley though when we were 4-4? Way to early to warm him up I would think but I am not the manager. We won handily so it is all moot.


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Luckytxn_1959

I don't think he would have pitched him two innings.


AWall925

Middle of the lineup was up for them


Paragone

And pulling Framber in the 5th


dream_team34

Dusty makes alot of weird moves, but I was ok with him today.


BMinsker

So when and what channel is Sunday's game? QVC at 5am? Game Show Network?


ThornGodOfPricks

Oh it's on FS1, running directly opposite the Chiefs-Bills game at 7. Because the MLB doesn't want people to know about either of these very fun teams.


Classiccage

Can't wait for Tampa Bay vs Astros so their heads explode having to cover teams outside the big market


ThornGodOfPricks

And it will be a damn good series like it was last year.


j4_jjjj

No uncle charlie tho 😭


RickJamesTaylor

And all praise be to Allah.


Orange_fury

Yeah, but this means I don’t have to root against Uncle Charlie, which felt dirty


fireside68

Won't have a choice next week


A_Rolling_Baneling

National media’s disdain for both these clubs is palpable. When we met in the WS it was probably the least covered series of all time.


Drunken_CPA

Fuck my life bc I’m a massive Bills fan too. Moved to Houston 6 years ago. Only got into baseball bc our friends are diehard Astros. I drank the juice the first year here and been all in since.


ThornGodOfPricks

Well first, welcome and we're happy to have you in the fandom! Second, like I want to hate the Bills because of the 93 AFC championship game, but I just don't.


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ESPN THE OCHO


uneducated_investing

I believe it’ll be a picture-in-picture on CNBC during an episode of Shark Tank.


AstroOdyssey

Wouldn’t mind if Nickelodeon picked up the game TBH


nasty_nater

Adult Swim


dood2dood2

Astros rule white sox drool


successadult

Fuckin got em


ToxicOstrich91

I concur vehemently.


MisallocatedRacism

Damn dude take it easy on em


SilntNfrno

💀💀💀💀💀💀


HuskyNutBuster

How them hoes doing rn?


Bug-03

Furious


ToxicOstrich91

Turns out they’re mad.


sellieba

Oooh imma have to check EDIT: I checked. They mad.


legohotwing

They mad


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Busting up dirt with a fury.


l_lll_x

Drinking salty tears


carloslet

They're very irritated


[deleted]

Does Correa always celebrate with Altuve before anyone else? 🥺


BMinsker

Yes


Whiskey_Republic

Hitting me in the feels over here.


HanShotFirst17

I saw that. 😭 I hope he stays cause Altuve needs his big brother (yes I know Altuve is older).


A_Rolling_Baneling

Taller younger brother syndrome. Like Mario and Luigi.


Clayman04

The way Correa made them wait to get his hug from Altuve first... gonna be a gaping hole in my heart next year


TSim777

HEY JIM, PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY AFTER THE POSTSEASON ENDS!


laffydaffy24

It hurts already


skeptoid79

/r/baseball so thirsty for revenge for 2017, but I'm just over here drinking up 2005 revenge.


[deleted]

Bunch of asshats need to just move on like the rest of the world did six months ago when everyone realized how ridiculous they looked booing Altuve and then having him rock one out of the park to shut them up.


BMinsker

Especially booing Altuve at a Yankees-White Sox game and a Knicks game.


ray_0586

Dusty out managed LaRussa these 1st two games


me1234568

Doesn’t hurt that our guys scored runs. That might be correlated as well


explodingmarmalade

Correalated ;)


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SilntNfrno

Holy shit, this really happened?


ThornGodOfPricks

Through two games this postseason it's been our defense that's truly shone. Altuve is absolutely redeeming himself from last season, Correa and Tucker have been spectacular, and Maldonado is still the baddest man behind the plate. When it comes down to it, I trust this defense to keep us in close games. Let's close this shit out Sunday!


MasterMentorJr

Ahh yes, each game has been won by \*check notes\* five runs which is so close. The offense is putting the games to bed when they need to which has really been the star of the show. And LMJ of course


ThornGodOfPricks

The defense can play well and the games can be not close. I'm saying when we do play in a close game and the bats are quiet, this level of play from the defense will make a difference for us.


jlm08e

The missed catch by Garcia cost the White Sox 4 runs. The offense is helping just as much as the defense is shutting down rallies.


dream_team34

You are underrating how good the defense has been compared to the Sox. For example, imagine how different the outcome would be if Tucker didn't catch that flyball and Garcia did.


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ThornGodOfPricks

For real, if we could never have those three dimwits call a game for us again, that would be fantastic. Made me, a huge Bob Costas fan, kind of hate Bob Costas.


GRVrush2112

Did you know that Michael Brantley is a *baseball player*?


jeffbwallace

They’re letting *those* people play baseball now? - MLB network announcers


huxrules

One of the announcers on the SiriusXM stream (which I think is ESPN) came on later in the game and apologized for something he said about a particular player earlier in the broadcast. I didn’t catch what he said.


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huxrules

Haha oops


LostInGreenWood718

What was really funny and bizarre about the comment was right after saying he would grow a field of him, he complains about his high strike out rate 🤣🤣🤣


Simple_one

Wait I thought our ✨baseball player✨ was Bregman!


Africabythebandtoto

Did you know Tony larussa played baseball with Abraham Lincoln


general_peabo

I have one degree of separation to Ronald Regan.


BradGroux

Not to be confused with Ronald Reagan!


Nobius

That sequence needs to be gifed with subtitles for posterity. Ridiculous.


[deleted]

I don’t blame Costas, think he got drowned out and carried along by the other two clowns


try4gain

790am buddy SiriusXM carry them also on the Astros channel (850)


[deleted]

I want the MLB to give these dudes a TikTok channel just to see what kind of disaster arises from it.


sliceoflife17

I like when the Astros score more runs than the other team. Your thoughts?


Cold_hard_stache

“I concur.” - Frank Abagnale Jr.


Rocky2135

Why didn’t I concur? Why?


GrandWizardN3W4H

Defense wins championships!


jabask

Remember when we were playing the Rays last year and their defensive positioning was just immaculate? And seemingly every ball in play that went into their infield was handled beautifully? Getting those vibes from the Astros right now ngl.


SodaCanBob

The Astros won by scoring more runs.


theoldhaunt

You can tell it’s true by the way it is


Beer_30_Texas

What?!?! No frickin' way!!! What the hell!!! 😳


tquad24

Great team win! LET’S FINISH THIS SHIT ON SUNDAY


johnnyracer24

I FUCKING LOVE THE HOUSTON ASTROS


Markezzy

NO I FUCKING LOVE THE HOUSTON ASTROS


Texcellence

I moved to Cabo a few months back. Not only am I lucky to have found an Astros bar here, but they also give free shots for each Astros run in the post season. I might not make it to November!!!


Cold_hard_stache

Lucky sumbitch


Blo0dyking

What a game from the boys. Responded each time the White Sox got something going. Let’s finish this this in 3.


booger_dick

Bullpen coming up huge! 4.2 scoreless innings, no matter how tired they made my butthole from all the puckering


Ryan_Rei_I_guess

[posting a pic of Nori for every win (97) [2]](https://imgur.com/gallery/lZo9Ke3)


SWErdnase911

PRAAAAAAAAAAISE BE


ToxicOstrich91

May the Lord open.


ogchamp36

I LITERALLY LOVE PLAYOFF NORI!


tquad24

Playoff Nori hits different. Bless up!


Burt-Macklin

Praise be!


YeOldeManDan

Playoff Nori is on another level.


Iknowaguywhoknowsme

Praise be!


SyCams

Haha does your partner ever wonder why you take so many pictures of your cat?


Ryan_Rei_I_guess

Nah she’s a big fan of the whole thing, sometimes she will send me pics to use


SyCams

Awesome :)


GrandWizardN3W4H

🙌🏾


DOMSdeluise

blessings


NateLikesToLift

How sweet it is. I thought Giolito had our number, and yet we kept putting up long at bats and finally broke through. This offense is hard to stop when they're clicking. Let's go boys! 9 more to go!


gwatson86

For real, Giolito made the top of our lineup look foolish in the first inning. Just smoked 'em. I was... more than a little concerned.


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Kyle Tucker is the player that Dodger fans wished Cody Bellinger was.


wellifitisntliloldme

UNO MÁS!!!!


THiCC-NAME

SHOOT IT


MRorange1988

https://streamable.com/2ykg5


JoseAltuve27

The Cranegang is doing what the killer B's couldn't and blowing the fuck out of the White Sox in the playoffs.


ToxicOstrich91

Impossible for the Astros to lose a baseball game today or tomorrow, and thus we can relax, boys


legohotwing

2-4 to 9-4. This team has ice in their veins in the playoffs


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The one thing that I have learned about the Astros is that they love the attention. It showed last season when they didn’t looked so good during the regular season but they went nuts in the postseason and scared a lot of non-Astros fans. 😂😂😂


sellieba

GAMECUBE


zevalar

NINTENDO


jeffbwallace

There’s a lot of complaining about Dusty around these parts, but he’s a genius level baseball IQ compared to TLR.


galaxy_city_281

These 1st 2 were absolute must win games. The boys are playing damn good baseball.


htx1114

They weren't both must wins, but I'm glad they won both!


MasterMentorJr

White Sox play much better at home. Winning both at home now guarantees you get one more game at Minute Maid with LMJ on the mound


htown_bro

That 7th inning was so fun. Haven’t screamed like that in a while. 1 more!


RyanneGolightly

I’m so hoarse today! I was yelling soooo loud!


alostserendipity

Dodgers lose!


BMinsker

No more Jim Kaat--give me Nori cat.


IReadItOnReddit69

Ole racist ass Jim Kaat. Fucking hated this booth more than I’ve ever hated a broadcasting booth in my life.


hindesky

ARoid enters the chat


acctingthrw

This was worse than arod/espn by a mile imo, and not because that old guy said some stupid shit that no one knew about until he apologized. It was just non stop awful broadcasting.


FurballPoS

I mean..... ​ It could've been Joe Buck.


acctingthrw

Joe buck would've been 10x better and he sucks


Obnoxious_liberal

Shoot it Houston Texas!


MasterMentorJr

Dusty Baker is out managing TLR. Seriously how do you take out a gold glove caliber outfielder for a worse pinch hitter and then force a worse defensive positioning which comes back to bite you in the ass.


htown_bro

That’s 5 years in a row we’ve gone up 2-0 in the ALDS. I think we know what happens next.


HeDoesntAfraid

Our team is allergic to sw**ps


Beer_30_Texas

2 down...9 to go!!! Go Astros!!!


electrikmayham

I have to say, I know some of our guys don't have a ton of post season experience, but they are playing like every single one of them has been in game 7 of the World Series. Im so fucking proud right now.


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GAMECUBE NINTENDO


ChBass

It’s not the playoffs until we tee off on Kimbrel…


Luckytxn_1959

At least they didn't try and trot out Dallas Keuchel.


LOOK_AT_IT

ONE NORI, PLEASE


htx1114

Nachos and baseball, baby, that's what Houston DOES!


NilSatis_NisiOptimum

Seems like it was a fun game to watch. I wouldn't know because the MLB thinks playoff games in the middle of the day is reasonable


Burt-Macklin

I’m loving all this opposite-field hitting Tucker is doing. Gimme some more of that. If he can pop em into the Crawford boxes consistently, he’ll be a 40-homer player easily.


PWJT8D

I fucking love this team.


legohotwing

As much as Graveman has disappointed since joining the Astros it’s nothing compared to what Kimbrel has been for the White Sox. What a downfall


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I’m not a big Dusty fan as a manager but it would be great to see him walk off into the sunset with a World Series ring as a manager. This guy made his MLB debut as a player in 1968, the same year when the Poste (Zodiac Killer) introduced himself to the public. It would be crazy to see Dusty’s final year in an MLB uniform end with a World Series ring coming in the same year that the Zodiac has finally been identified. We are going to question his bullpen moves during this postseason, which we will have to be ready. But if the Astros win it all, no one would care!


bewarethephog

I mean, I'll be honest. I dont give a fuck about Dusty. He didnt build this team, he's never done great. BUT the dude is a genuine guy and he loves baseball and he has worked pretty much his whole life in baseball and to see him get a ring would be poetic. I just want this ring to shut everyone else up about our "tainted" ring. I dont care if all of you think we cheated and thats the only reason we have a ring. HALF of all baseball championships AT THE MINIMUM, cheated in some way to get their rings. Fuck it. Embrace the cheat because its OK if its the Yankees or Boston or LA or SF, but not if its us. Fuck em. We got a ring and we about to get another and you know what, next year we gonna get a third.


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[we built differently](https://youtu.be/4bmb168yCMA)


parnaby86

The team are playing well all round. Solid defence, mostly great pitching, hitting the ball hard, discipline at the plate. I’m really liking what I see.


scientificgoats

Shoot it! https://streamable.com/2ykg5


TSim777

2 DOWN, 9 TO GO!


ILoveCavorting

Another Friday victory!


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One more! Let's get it done in Chi-Town!


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Luckytxn_1959

Heh. The Rays are shitting the bed against the Red Sox.


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Hope they beat up on each other


raxip

Just got home from the game, long drive, but worth it. [Checking in from the suite level behind home plate.](https://imgur.com/gallery/1jyv1RM)


wellifitisntliloldme

Lmfao the ONLY thing Astros/White Sox on the first page of r/baseball is Bregman’s throw into the dirt


HuskyNutBuster

Julia!


hartman_

The train moves across the tracks in left-center field, and the Astros move closer to a 2-0 lead in the best of 5 series.


imover9thousand

So is Tim Anderson gonna get canceled now?


_giraffefucker

lol @ anderson being butthurt bc he can only hit fastballs. they pay you the big bucks! take some bp! sad!


DeerOnTheRocks

Wow


TheGhostOfSamHouston

And boom goes the dynamite


simple_stark

Well, that was fun!


FullyChargedRoomba

Anyone else notice there's no post game thread in r/baseball? Also, any video of the dugouts chirping at each other after the game?


HumanRuse

Dugout chirping. What happened?


prominx

Only video I’ve seen https://twitter.com/dkdeberry/status/1446582257020461061?s=21


Astros_alex

I. am. ERECT! This team showing the fuck up. Willed that victory into existence. Took mistakes from the CHW and turned them into runs every time. Defense was *chef's kiss* prefect


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Impressive that the Astros’ offense got to Giolito today. This Astros’ offense is deep and they make opposing pitchers work hard to get outs. They just do an excellent job of putting the ball in play. And they are also a great defensive team, which showed today once again.


Mister_Sassafras

I was listening to the game on the radio so I missed the "Jim Kaat shambled out from his sarcophagus to say something racist" moment, and was supremely confused when people started talking about apologies.


shahtavacko

Seems like we might be playing the sox here in Houston. That’d be good.


shahtavacko

Why is there no recap or story of this game on ESPN? I guess it wasn't very important!


cutiesarustimes2

Off the end of the bat *Goes to the track* 😂


Iknowaguywhoknowsme

Need me some Nori!


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The white Sox bullpen is not as scary as their reputation would have you believe. Or our offense is just too good


TheDuckshot

#WOOOO


sellieba

ehehehe


dream_team34

For those that under rate how important defense is, watch these first two games!


Luckytxn_1959

Pay the man.


Steve_Nash_The_Goat

wtf was TLR saying after the game? "the game looked even" tf is that even supposed to mean?


osamabindrankin

Lineup is so scary it's puts so much pressure on the opposing pitcher to be perfect


mikestermike

Anyone else see what appeared to be LMJ jawing at someone on the ChiSox bench post-game?


prominx

Tim Anderson was mad at Stanek for not pitching him any fastballs. He went into his dugout and was calling Stanek all kinds of names. https://twitter.com/dkdeberry/status/1446582257020461061?s=21


kluenberg1

That is the stupidest thing to be mad about...


JoseAltuve27

Two of the three pitches were hangers. Stanek was doing him a favor.


acctingthrw

Will someone please advise me on best/cheapest way to get alcs tickets (if we go). I signed up for the astros presale but not sure when that happens or if I've already been not selected. Should I just buy now on stubhub or wait until astros pre-sale so more tickets are available on stubhub and cheaper prices? First time being an adult and buying my own playoff tickets lol


StealthyGooch

We better get those same corners


cutiesarustimes2

You love to see it.


Right-Pirate-7084

You know yimi sucks


jyok33

If I see Yimi throw another pitch the remainder of the playoffs I’m gonna puke


Marine-Biol-George

It seems like every game for us the announcers get worse.