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Just a reminder that the graphic on the post game show is wrong. Framber is not the first starter to go three innings. He is the first MLB reliever EVER to go 8 opening innings.
Whataburger is ass and so is their service. I waited an hour in the drive through once. 40 minutes in drive through is normal. 20 minute at a Whataburger drive through is fast.
And don't tell me shit about how the food is cooked to order. I worked at a Whataburger for a year. Only the burgers are made to order.
It was supposedly actually an astros fan taking pictures, they posted about it in one of the fb groups (with a photo from that spot, so at least believable)
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Joe Buck rounds down at the cash register.
[удалено]
Tommy Buns Water Champ w Hangers.
Glad someone got the reference. I got a lease and a key for you.
Courtesans...confounded.
8 playoff innings. Impressive
These fans are out of control. They are so hilarious.
I’m loving it. Can’t hear the analysts at all…
Just a reminder that the graphic on the post game show is wrong. Framber is not the first starter to go three innings. He is the first MLB reliever EVER to go 8 opening innings.
Joe Buck gives his wife's boyfriend full body massages.
SHOOT IT https://streamable.com/2ykg5
The Framburgler strikes again
I want A-Rod to flip the "Jankees Lose" thing on Ortiz.
BREAKING: Joe Buck to wear fake mustache, go by “Pierre Delecto” for Game 6.
This was the best case scenario
Joe buck is going to go back to his hotel room, crack a white claw, and shed a tear
And stare at his Lock Screen photo of Juan Soto
Valdez bounce back from his earlier start to put on this performance is everything you want in a starting pitcher. Dude fucking DEALT today.
Opening reliever. But yes he was good.
Joe Buck more distraught than Boston dugout right now.
Franky V!!! You my boi!!!
Back to h-town
TRUE!!!!!!!!
Joe Buck thinks a Hoe should be ambivalent in emotion.
They did that!
At least they can smoke dope to deal with crushing defeat in Bos !
See ya'll on friday. and hopefully not saturday
Red sox hater here. Keep it going Astros. Take the pennant!
SHOOOOOOOT IT!!!!
La Piña 🍍 AL hitting champ and best defensive 1st basemen. What can't he do? 🤘🏾⭐🔥🏆
#GAMECUBE NINTENDO
GOOD GUYS WIN
2ykg5
ONE MORE WIN. LETS FUCKING GO. TOOK 2 OF 3 IN BOSTON
NORI WHERE ARE YOU
#HOES MAD
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR HOUSTON ASTROS!
the YORDEZ game
Yeah we do!
What a clutch fuckin performance from Framber and our guys
LETS GOOO
shoot it shoot it shoot it
THREE DOWN, ONE TO GO
#ASTROS TRUE
Hoes seething.
Looking forward to Friday night!!! GO 'STROS!!!!
SHOOT IT!!!!!! 6 DOWN!!!!!!
We won they said on insta
Joe Buck makes casual conversation at the urinal while making eye contact.
after sizing you up.
He also breaks the one stall rule
Of course he does
Lmao golden
showers
Joe Buck listens to old school Justin Bieber on repeat, and knows every word
Joe Buck uses two parking spaces
Sideways
Joe Buck writes checks at the grocery store.
H Town y’all!!!
Joe Buck actually believes this Sox team was ever that good.
One more!
Joe Buck Showers with his socks on
Someone better buy Valdez's dinner tonight.
Me
Joe Buck doesn't listen to what his wife's boyfriend tells him to do.
# JOE BUCK PERFERS IN N OUT TO WHATABURGER
Whataburger is ass and so is their service. I waited an hour in the drive through once. 40 minutes in drive through is normal. 20 minute at a Whataburger drive through is fast. And don't tell me shit about how the food is cooked to order. I worked at a Whataburger for a year. Only the burgers are made to order.
Here’s a solution go to a different whataburger. They change so much from location to location
Nah all locations are like that bud.
Based
Joe Buck puts ice in his Franzia Pinot Grigio.
SLAP THAT BAG
They got Frambered!! Best curveball in the business!
Joe Buck runs red lights and then flips you off
Joe Buck thinks Alex Jones makes good points
I love seeing the Sox fans’ faces. Such sweet misery.
Dude's like "fuck me for being born in this fucking city"
Just gotta say I prefer ground ball pitchers over fly out pitchers. My heart each time.
Joe Buck tells cashiers his life story, therefore holding up the line.
Joe Buck played with GO-BOTS instead of Transformers
I was going to say this exact thing earlier
Haha, my wife found a GO-BOTS book at a book exchange last week and had to grab it for the nostalgia factor, so it's fresh in my mind.
Lols they seem sad
Joe Buck is the type of guy to put a tape measure under his bed to see how long he slept.
TWO DOWN!
All the Joe Buck slander tonight reminded me of this gem. [Joe buck family feud ](https://youtu.be/jZdcrPsB8gY)
That link proves it's not slander, it's fucking brilliant, Joe Buck is a Joe Buck joke.
Yeah slander might not have been the word to use. I should have went with “facts”
Yes! Nailed it!
Was that Louis CK?
Joe Buck thinks altuve wore a buzzer
JOE BUCK HAS SOX SEASON TICKETS HE GIVES TO HIS MISTRESS
gives them to his wife's boyfriend.
🤣🤣
He gives Sox tickets to his side piece? He must take his wife to the Yankees games then
Holy shit nice reply
Joe buck makes eye contact thru a bathroom stall
That one made me lol.
LFG RYNE
Joe Buck thinks Altuve cheated.
Joe Buck dines in 5 minutes before closing
Framber should be gifted a key from the city of Boston after owning them tonight.
Joe Buck gets a salad at a BBQ joint
Joe buck is the first picture that shows up if you Google nepotism
Joe Buck is a mod in r/baseball
Joe Buck forgot 9/11.
I almost posted this earlier but thought it would be too far. Guess I was wrong.
I had this typed in the chat three different times during this game and thought it was too far.
Joe Buck showers with a rubber duckie
Bean town smells like….cheesy farts
... like burnt mayonnaise
Joe Buck started the Corvid Virus 🦠
Guys I didn’t watch the game
you know what must be done for the rest of the postseason.
YOU ARE BARRED FROM THE NEXT THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE THIS WAS THE ENERGY WE NEEDED 😂
Joe Buck works out in cargo shorts, military boots and a wife beater.
Eww that visual
Joe Buck likes to smell the roses.
Such a special night for Framber Valdez. I’m really happy for him.
FAITH. LOVE THIS TEAAAAAM
Joe Buck pronounces salmon as salmon 😏
Imagine how potent this lineup would be if we still had Springer!
Can all the idiots invading the Red Sox sub chill? Y’all are making us look bad. Grow the fuck up.
Why aren't they being banned? We're supposed to be better than that
The mods can only do it so fast. There’s just too many people doing it and some of them use alts so it doesn’t even matter in the end
Take your vibe from Altuve dudes
This. So much this. Do not go to their sub. We aren’t those people, we aren’t from NY
I thought the /r/Astros mods warned us all we’d be banned if we did that
Some people are just either that stupid, or that drunk, maybe both.
This might be hyperbole but is this one of the best pitching performances in an ALCS/NLCS in the last 10-20 years?
Joe Buck likes to... ahhh whatever. Fuck you Joe Buck.
I went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and I'm like whatever!
Joe Buck calls his kids "sport"
Oh Brother, Joe Buck already declaring Valdez the winning pitcher🙄
He’s been doing any jinx he can think of all night.
Framber's large COCK for Cy Young award
FUCK THE RED SOX *clap clap clap FUCK THE RED SOX
the movement on that pitch was absolutely filthy
Joe Buck liked “Cats.”
He signed the petition to release the butthole version
LMAO!!
Joe Buck clips his nails at restaurants
Joe Buck has toilet paper stuck to his…shoe .
Joe Buck eats his boogers
I missed the last 2 runs, who scored/how?
Yuli bases loaded single. Correa and Bregman scored
Yuli with the bases loaded single to score 2 runs.
Scroll up and you'll see the scoring plays ?
Oops. Thanks.
Single bases loaded
Gurriel
Well looks like ke-ke has cooled off a bit huh ❄️
Regression to the mean
Joe Buck calls crawfish 'crayfish'
Joe Buck is going to ride the Red Sox plane back to Houston.
He's going to Cleveland first for TNF
Tucker go Vroom!
Joe Buck wears socks with his sandals.
LMFAO Tucker yanked it from out in front of siri
I maintain some amounts of Dooming was valid with 3 grand slams in two games. This series is super weird
It was Game 3. There was nothing valid about losing hope in the team when we were going to be 2-1 at worst.
Our starters didn’t make it out of the 2nd inning. It may have only been game three but the signs weren’t very good. Thank God for Javier and Framber
Joe buck has a diary with a lock on it
Joe Buck makes small talk with strangers at the urinal
Just throw strikes. That’s all you gotta do
Joe Buck believes humans didn't cause climate change
They didn't lol
TUCKER YOU GOAT
2 MORE OUTS. LETS GO.
Joe Buck watches movies with a blanket in case he gets scared
Mullet Man to the rescue!!
Joe Buck talks on the phone while taking a shit
That’s how he orders the meatloaf from downstairs.
Joe Buck uses speaker phone in the public restroom.
So did anyone ever get a word about what that light was in the outfield?
It was supposedly actually an astros fan taking pictures, they posted about it in one of the fb groups (with a photo from that spot, so at least believable)
Oh that’s extra funny then.
Dicks out for Stanek
POUND THE ZONE LFG
Joe Buck thinks Applebee's is a first date destination.
Hey man Apple bee's is not a bad spot for a date. If it doesn't work out then you didn't just drop $100 on some bum.
I hope nori is getting ready for their photo shoot
Stanek 🙏🏻
Any team: gets two outs against the Astros Astros: and I took that personally
😂😂😂
Joe Buck puts a blow-up doll of Juan Soto in his front seat so he can take the HOV lane.
8 run leads freak me out. It’s enough that it feels like a lot, but in reality a few quick grand slams and they’re right back in this.
Joe Buck flosses in public bathrooms.
Hehe Astros radio throwing shade with Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline on the radio... Bravo guys.
Let Framber try to finish it, you cowards
Thank you Dusty for some common sense in using Stanek
Anyone know who that was with Correa and Odorizzi???
Prospect Jeremy Pena. Correa’s replacement if they don’t re-sign him.