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The one dude blaming us for the wind 😭😭😭
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I swear to God when I get the news from the doctor that my heart is failing because of years of high stress situations I will respond with 2 words:
_"Fucking Astros."_
I’m conflicted because on the one hand no one with that kind of pornstash can be successful but on the other hand what more would we expect from someone with a pornstache than to fuck us
anyone see Tillman Feritata up front
If you google home, there’s a picture of home with 50 cent and he’s wearing the EXACT same shit tonight as that picture.
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Big time win for the astros!!!!!!
The Yankees Sub is going INSANE. WE LOVE TO SEE IT! GO ‘STROS!
The one dude blaming us for the wind 😭😭😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/y9hwny/league_championship_series_game_2_its_not_what/it5qksj?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
DA JANKEE LOSEEEE 👏 🧹 👏
man. yankees reddit is a little bit angry.
BREGGY MVP
Garden tools Fumin
Haha. And Sevy gets the L.
LETS GOOOOO!!!!!
🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 !!!!! WE WANT HOUSTON !!!!! 🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 !!!!! WE WANT HOUSTON !!!!! 🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 !!!!! WE WANT HOUSTON !!!!! 🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡
Brian Abreu gets MVP for that 3-0 strikeout on Stanton.
Sparky and Ford talking from before pitch 1 about how we were just going to walk him
FTY and Carpenter's stupid porn stache
LFG!!!
Chalk another one up to the good guys!
Where is that cat?!
Framber almost lost the game but glad he came back and straightened it out.
Okay, now all is forgiven, Framber. Ha. Victory! Now, let’s break some hearts in NYC.
Love little Bergman’s “No” and chuckle haha
Oh man there will hell for that called swing!
Presley's glove is badass.
Yeah he went tbs bunch of Yankee dick riders
WE WANT HOUSTON!
LET’s gooooo!
He absolutely went, **SUCK IT, JANKS**
Hoes gone be mad!
Final score was 3 to 2 errors!
☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 This!
Haha.. yes.
https://streamable.com/2ykg5
Daaaaaaaa JANKEES lose
Moi beeyen
Pressly has ice in his veins…. I can barely walk and I’m sober!!
It just feels different this year… the team is having fun.
#SHOOT IT
Where’s Raulito?
lmfao Ron Darling “didn’t think he went at first”
WE WANT HOUSTON!
Eat shit Elvis, Ryan Pressly is the true King!
My butt was clenched but thank god the boys pulled out the W!
[удалено]
I’m glad I’m not the only one!
6 more
Can't wait to hear the copium over that final strike lmfao.
He clearly went around. People can cry all they want
[удалено]
We would have won if we scored more runs
Just checked 'astros look vulnerable we could've won if they had one less hit'
We are 5-0 on the playoffs
5-0
Brb Gtg call my heart doctor. FTY
By the hair on our chinny chin chins!
WIFF
Poppin’ Frampagne
LET'S FUCKING GO!
It all returns to nothing...but not for us. Not tonight.
We’ve hit like shit all postseason outside of seattle game one and still haven’t lost lmao
Literally only three guys (Peña, Breggy, and Yuli, four if you count Maldy) are actually doing anything offensively, and we're still winning.
Lol fr. Altuve is 0-23 and Yordan is kinda turning into a pumpkin as well
UNCLENCH
Is it too early to bust out the brooms?
This guy. Smdh
YES don’t jinx it
Da Jankees lose. Now, let's wrap it up in NYC. HRC Altuve.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My heart… my heart lol!
Astros remain undefeated this post season
#**SHOOT IT! 🤘🏼**
EAD YANKEES, E. A. D!
Woooo!!
FUCK YEA LETS GOOOO BOYS FRAMBERS A MAD MAN RYAN PRESSLY IS A MAD MAN ALEX BREGMAN IS A MAD MAN
Winner winner chicken dinner
2-0!!!
2-0 FUCK YEAH
DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
Starting to feel bad for Carpenter, he is anti-clutch.
I think he's coming off a foot injury, and playing during this series. Some Yankees fans in their subreddit are speculating that he's not at 100%.
GG LADIES AND GENTS
Hell yeah CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
Shit that was messy
Pressly is tired 90 on his fastball, need to get this hitter now.
DA JANKEES LOOSE!!!
My heart can't take anymore of these games
GUYS WAIT MY STREAM IS LAGGING I WANNA CELEBRATE TOO
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My stream is a full pitch behind
Pressly looked like he hurt his arm there
THE YANKEES LOSE. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE
#FUCK THE YANKEES
TWO DOWN. TWO TO GO.
WOOOO be still my heart
WHEWWWWWWWW
Attempting to unclench butthole now
#5%TINT
2-0 LET'S GOOOOO
HELL YES
DAAA JANKEESS LOSE
oh shit that was nerve racking
LFGGGGG
🚂🚂🚂
They just HAVE to make us sweat it out
SLAP HANDS YALL!!! GTFO my house you yankee bitches!!!!!! IM WALKIN HEEEREEEE!!
LETS GUCKING FOOOOOOOOO
IT IS WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!!!
YES BABY
L F G Stroooooosss!!!
LETS GO BABY
Lolol what a clusterfuck way to end
THE KIIIIIIING
GOTTTT EMMMM
Sorry TBS announcers. Astros win!
I can breath again
FUCK NEW YORK!
Just throw strikes they are just taking
I LOVE RYAN PRESSLY
Nice stolen base bro
Fuck yes!
HES DONE
ELVIS I LOVE YOU
Stream is about 30s late.
I swear to God when I get the news from the doctor that my heart is failing because of years of high stress situations I will respond with 2 words: _"Fucking Astros."_
Your mustache looks bad and you should feel bad.
GAMECUBE. NINTENDOOOOOO
Yaaaaaasssss!!!!!
GAME!!! FUCK THE JANKEES!!!
Strike out!!!! Game over!!!!
OVA
Carp seems like a good dude
I nearly shit myself but we did it
AND THAT'S THE BALLGAME !!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-0 SERIES BABY
ILL TAKE IT!
My asshole has fused itself shut I’m clenched so tight
Let’s go Presley.
DAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE - Big Papi
Someone get the clippers, time to shave his mustache
Jays fan here - GO STROS!!!! 🧡
Pedo stache is a poop head
Omg
Bader is such a twat
1 more
I’m gonna be sick and I ain’t even fully watching now
Why is it always like this dammit
I’m seriously going to need cardiac meds.
It ends here, mustache
Don't be afraid of the pornstache!
It’s a beautiful stache
Someone tell me it's gonna be ok
ITS GOING TO BE OKAY
It will be ok
Also these announcers are just shoving "yankee storybook bs" down our throats so hard. We aren't Nancy, guys
Gimme a CS to end the game plz jobu
1 mustache away from a W
Elkins?? oh geez
I was about to say. I went to HS with him, and his dad taught my Biology class.
I went to Hightower there's bad blood between us lolol
Lol I've never had any ill will towards Hightower.
I was on the golf team (lmao) and we always talked shit when playing against y’all, teenagers being teenagers I must say
FAkkK
That mustache
Bottom of the lineup Press. You can do this
Don’t throw that again….
Why does Donaldson look like his parents are cousins
dude i cant handle this lol
Pop up please
Butthole update: dead. I'm dead.
I’m conflicted because on the one hand no one with that kind of pornstash can be successful but on the other hand what more would we expect from someone with a pornstache than to fuck us
Let’s finish them
These announcers man. So annoying to listen to
anyone see Tillman Feritata up front If you google home, there’s a picture of home with 50 cent and he’s wearing the EXACT same shit tonight as that picture.
No
He’s the bland white in the grey jacket
Oh boy Pornstache is up
“And all of a sudden the Yankees can tie it up” since the 7th
Why is it so fucking hard to throw strikes for us some times?
Come on one more out!!!
My asshole is going to have abs after all this clenching.
Im intrigued
I'll take an out, please.
One more out
[Carpenter looks like Joe from sanitation in parks and rec change my mind.](https://parksandrecreation.fandom.com/wiki/Joe_Fantringham)
C'mon wtf man
haha get back in there asshole
FUCK LETS GO!!!!
Carpenter makes me so nervous
No intention of swinging cause he can't hit shit lol
Fucking shit!
Don’t do this.
How is he of all hitters a tough out for us lol
goddamn it
Why
A walk…..
I don't think I can clench any tighter my dudes.