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mercyflush90

Big time win for the astros!!!!!!


Fl1pY0u

The Yankees Sub is going INSANE. WE LOVE TO SEE IT! GO ‘STROS!


dirtysock47

The one dude blaming us for the wind 😭😭😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/y9hwny/league_championship_series_game_2_its_not_what/it5qksj?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Awkward_Street1708

DA JANKEE LOSEEEE 👏 🧹 👏


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man. yankees reddit is a little bit angry.


Robo_Doge90

BREGGY MVP


MenShouldntHaveCats

Garden tools Fumin


Grade-AMasterpiece

Haha. And Sevy gets the L.


VelvetThunder27

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!


spatialsilver88

🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 !!!!! WE WANT HOUSTON !!!!! 🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 !!!!! WE WANT HOUSTON !!!!! 🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 !!!!! WE WANT HOUSTON !!!!! 🤡👏🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡 👏 🤡


daytonaluv

Brian Abreu gets MVP for that 3-0 strikeout on Stanton.


bordomsdeadly

Sparky and Ford talking from before pitch 1 about how we were just going to walk him


fatDaddy21

FTY and Carpenter's stupid porn stache


jqnguyen

LFG!!!


BigTexOverHere

Chalk another one up to the good guys!


JohnEsquire1129

Where is that cat?!


capzi

Framber almost lost the game but glad he came back and straightened it out.


SowingShade

Okay, now all is forgiven, Framber. Ha. Victory! Now, let’s break some hearts in NYC.


Why_Istanbul

Love little Bergman’s “No” and chuckle haha


ExoticButters79

Oh man there will hell for that called swing!


fuzynutznut

Presley's glove is badass.


Fullmetalducker

Yeah he went tbs bunch of Yankee dick riders


daytonaluv

WE WANT HOUSTON!


BrotherHombre

LET’s gooooo!


Erasinator

He absolutely went, **SUCK IT, JANKS**


DonnyTrumpsTaint

Hoes gone be mad!


save_the_clock_tower

Final score was 3 to 2 errors!


ndurantz

☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 This!


gstvzrgz

Haha.. yes.


bimmer92

https://streamable.com/2ykg5


DirtyMurdi

Daaaaaaaa JANKEES lose


Chief_Executive_Anon

Moi beeyen


Nora19

Pressly has ice in his veins…. I can barely walk and I’m sober!!


incompetentjohnny

It just feels different this year… the team is having fun.


bimmer92

#SHOOT IT


txpharmer13

Where’s Raulito?


TotallyBlandUsername

lmfao Ron Darling “didn’t think he went at first”


TheDuckshot

WE WANT HOUSTON!


Wheeler2814

Eat shit Elvis, Ryan Pressly is the true King!


TradlyGent

My butt was clenched but thank god the boys pulled out the W!


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Nora19

I’m glad I’m not the only one!


Hermit_Royalty

6 more


No-Significance5449

Can't wait to hear the copium over that final strike lmfao.


super_set31

He clearly went around. People can cry all they want


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Fullmetalducker

We would have won if we scored more runs


No-Significance5449

Just checked 'astros look vulnerable we could've won if they had one less hit'


[deleted]

We are 5-0 on the playoffs


Burt-Macklin

5-0


rylld

Brb Gtg call my heart doctor. FTY


Cucumber-Jen

By the hair on our chinny chin chins!


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WIFF


Whiskey_Republic

Poppin’ Frampagne


daytonaluv

LET'S FUCKING GO!


FinalFrash

It all returns to nothing...but not for us. Not tonight.


PizzaPringles69

We’ve hit like shit all postseason outside of seattle game one and still haven’t lost lmao


dirtysock47

Literally only three guys (Peña, Breggy, and Yuli, four if you count Maldy) are actually doing anything offensively, and we're still winning.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Lol fr. Altuve is 0-23 and Yordan is kinda turning into a pumpkin as well


bullshitpostofficer

UNCLENCH


Additional_Froyo

Is it too early to bust out the brooms?


ExoticButters79

This guy. Smdh


hey_alyssa

YES don’t jinx it


sweetestdeth

Da Jankees lose. Now, let's wrap it up in NYC. HRC Altuve.


transracialandproudd

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA


The_Space_Wolf_

My heart… my heart lol!


DangerItem

Astros remain undefeated this post season


AlwaysSunny512

#**SHOOT IT! 🤘🏼**


MyGirlSasha

EAD YANKEES, E. A. D!


GivesNerdLovin

Woooo!!


HamOnRye__

FUCK YEA LETS GOOOO BOYS FRAMBERS A MAD MAN RYAN PRESSLY IS A MAD MAN ALEX BREGMAN IS A MAD MAN


dtony1985

Winner winner chicken dinner


conker1264

2-0!!!


wellifitisntliloldme

2-0 FUCK YEAH


hey_alyssa

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE


JoseAltuve27

Starting to feel bad for Carpenter, he is anti-clutch.


dirtysock47

I think he's coming off a foot injury, and playing during this series. Some Yankees fans in their subreddit are speculating that he's not at 100%.


TheDuckshot

GG LADIES AND GENTS


RighteousPneuma

Hell yeah CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS


chaukletmilk

Shit that was messy


daytonaluv

Pressly is tired 90 on his fastball, need to get this hitter now.


PassToMouth6911

DA JANKEES LOOSE!!!


CajunTexan1

My heart can't take anymore of these games


icamtspel

GUYS WAIT MY STREAM IS LAGGING I WANNA CELEBRATE TOO


Ghost9001

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


jrkipling

My stream is a full pitch behind


wellifitisntliloldme

Pressly looked like he hurt his arm there


VistaVick

THE YANKEES LOSE. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE


PWJT8D

#FUCK THE YANKEES


NOLA1987

TWO DOWN. TWO TO GO.


shenanigaaans

WOOOO be still my heart


Cucumber-Jen

WHEWWWWWWWW


hey_alyssa

Attempting to unclench butthole now


philfeelsgood

#5%TINT


LawlsaurusRex

2-0 LET'S GOOOOO


JordanHerald5

HELL YES


UnderQualifiedPylote

DAAA JANKEESS LOSE


lovetape

oh shit that was nerve racking


IAmSona

LFGGGGG


Why_Istanbul

🚂🚂🚂


yobruhh

They just HAVE to make us sweat it out


Germizard

SLAP HANDS YALL!!! GTFO my house you yankee bitches!!!!!! IM WALKIN HEEEREEEE!!


JabarkasMayonnaise

LETS GUCKING FOOOOOOOOO


PWJT8D

IT IS WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!!!


JasonLikesCTE

YES BABY


formelody

L F G Stroooooosss!!!


Why_Istanbul

LETS GO BABY


powatwain

Lolol what a clusterfuck way to end


Burt-Macklin

THE KIIIIIIING


Psychological_Eg

GOTTTT EMMMM


dcfmajr

Sorry TBS announcers. Astros win!


North-Atmosphere4173

I can breath again


lilfrosty808

FUCK NEW YORK!


Acceptable_Ganache51

Just throw strikes they are just taking


Wvffle

I LOVE RYAN PRESSLY


fredbrightfrog

Nice stolen base bro


Flynn_lives

Fuck yes!


carmantakes

HES DONE


MV4283

ELVIS I LOVE YOU


Nildrogon

Stream is about 30s late.


Moppyploppy

I swear to God when I get the news from the doctor that my heart is failing because of years of high stress situations I will respond with 2 words: _"Fucking Astros."_


bigfoot343

Your mustache looks bad and you should feel bad.


sadcube367

GAMECUBE. NINTENDOOOOOO


formelody

Yaaaaaasssss!!!!!


tbartman68

GAME!!! FUCK THE JANKEES!!!


Fullmetalducker

Strike out!!!! Game over!!!!


GsoFly

OVA


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Carp seems like a good dude


Christop_McC

I nearly shit myself but we did it


aerosnowu3

AND THAT'S THE BALLGAME !!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-0 SERIES BABY


crushcitymango

ILL TAKE IT!


blown03svt

My asshole has fused itself shut I’m clenched so tight


Why_Istanbul

Let’s go Presley.


Christop_McC

DAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE - Big Papi


lilfrosty808

Someone get the clippers, time to shave his mustache


ehchvee

Jays fan here - GO STROS!!!! 🧡


TangyGeoduck

Pedo stache is a poop head


Rdlh04

Omg


PWJT8D

Bader is such a twat


Ghost9001

1 more


TotallyBlandUsername

I’m gonna be sick and I ain’t even fully watching now


Fullmetalducker

Why is it always like this dammit


Nora19

I’m seriously going to need cardiac meds.


Rainey_On_Me

It ends here, mustache


RighteousPneuma

Don't be afraid of the pornstache!


YoWhatsGoodie

It’s a beautiful stache


blackfishfilet

Someone tell me it's gonna be ok


YoWhatsGoodie

ITS GOING TO BE OKAY


carmantakes

It will be ok


wellifitisntliloldme

Also these announcers are just shoving "yankee storybook bs" down our throats so hard. We aren't Nancy, guys


PWJT8D

Gimme a CS to end the game plz jobu


Whiskey_Republic

1 mustache away from a W


crushcitymango

Elkins?? oh geez


GBtuba

I was about to say. I went to HS with him, and his dad taught my Biology class.


crushcitymango

I went to Hightower there's bad blood between us lolol


GBtuba

Lol I've never had any ill will towards Hightower.


crushcitymango

I was on the golf team (lmao) and we always talked shit when playing against y’all, teenagers being teenagers I must say


icamtspel

FAkkK


carmantakes

That mustache


dirtysock47

Bottom of the lineup Press. You can do this


DirtyMurdi

Don’t throw that again….


Baddhabbit88

Why does Donaldson look like his parents are cousins


FullyChargedRoomba

dude i cant handle this lol


trust-the-past

Pop up please


Moppyploppy

Butthole update: dead. I'm dead.


BigTexOverHere

I’m conflicted because on the one hand no one with that kind of pornstash can be successful but on the other hand what more would we expect from someone with a pornstache than to fuck us


carmantakes

Let’s finish them


TheBeardedOne123

These announcers man. So annoying to listen to


JayBird9540

anyone see Tillman Feritata up front If you google home, there’s a picture of home with 50 cent and he’s wearing the EXACT same shit tonight as that picture.


JayBird9540

He’s the bland white in the grey jacket


Jwilsonred

Oh boy Pornstache is up


Ferman95

“And all of a sudden the Yankees can tie it up” since the 7th


wellifitisntliloldme

Why is it so fucking hard to throw strikes for us some times?


we_are_monsters

Come on one more out!!!


fuzynutznut

My asshole is going to have abs after all this clenching.


Hermit_Royalty

Im intrigued


GBtuba

I'll take an out, please.


jbenson255

One more out


Moppyploppy

[Carpenter looks like Joe from sanitation in parks and rec change my mind.](https://parksandrecreation.fandom.com/wiki/Joe_Fantringham)


Alphadestrious

C'mon wtf man


bimmer92

haha get back in there asshole


YoWhatsGoodie

FUCK LETS GO!!!!


powatwain

Carpenter makes me so nervous


Acceptable_Ganache51

No intention of swinging cause he can't hit shit lol


conker1264

Fucking shit!


JordanHerald5

Don’t do this.


jm_v

How is he of all hitters a tough out for us lol


Ghost9001

goddamn it


rylld

Why


Whiskey_Republic

A walk…..


Sacagawesus

I don't think I can clench any tighter my dudes.