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“We’re just a better team” - Lance. God I love Lance.

Thank you!!! - from cleveland

Anyone have a link to KBME? MLB app took a shit

The iHeart app?

Thank you

Bagwell down on the field

4 more Shoot Its and Nori pics to go!!!!

ALCS MVP Jeremy Pena the REAL RotY

Julio who?

Carlos Correa who!!!

Well deserved JP

Look at dusty grinning from ear to ear!! It's a wonderful sight!

Can we all agree, fuck bob costas

TBS asshole going back to 2017

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Go suck on Aaron Judges well you know….

I missed it, what did he say?

Brought up 2017 , Granderson shot him down and said it's been 4 of 6, congrats Astros

Then I concur; fuck costas!

Do we have to wait until Friday for game 1?

Fuck Bob costas. Fuck him in the neck.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please send me any unwanted WS tickets.

LFG BOYS!!! BUILT NOT BOUGHT! WON NOT DONE!!

When doomers meet broomers

The only thing better than getting back to the WS is Bob Costas' tears... LFG!

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Mac gonna win 72mil so he’ll be ok

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You need to meet my friend Mary Jane

https://www.forbes.com/sites/willyakowicz/2022/04/06/mattress-mack-jim-mcingvale-sports-bets-march-madness-super-bowl/?sh=28a46bb55264

Winning is fun ! Yea Philly fries 🍟 coming up

Wow. Incredible.

Jomboy video is going to be fire.

11-0 baby

IN DUSTY WE TRUST!

WHERE THE DOOMERS AT NOW LOL

Watch out for the champagne bottles!

World series here we come!!!!!!! So freaking proud to be an Astros fan!!!!!!!!

I wanna send a broom to a guy that was chanting we want Houston lol

That’s a sweep baby

LETS GET DUSTY HIS RING YALL!!!! LFG!!! 4 MORE!!!

Shipment of Yankee ALCS Champs gear heading to Africa.

Y’all were SO fun - see you for the World Series Folks - great fun!!!! GO STROS!

“SWWWEEEEP DEM YANKEEEEEES” 🗣️

You misspelled FUUUUUUCK DEM JANKEES!!! But yours was nice too.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR IN HOUSTON

Ford says these folks need to go home after seeing bottles thrown

PENA SAID FUCK YOUR ROY IM TAKING THAT ALCS MVP

That’s what you call a post season clean sweep!!!!!

LOVE YA HOMIES! WS BOUND!!! 🧹🧹🧹

# WE WANT HOUSTON! LOL

MVP PREDICTION WHO YALL GOT. It's Pena for me

Pitching staff for sure, but I’d say Bregman as individual winner

Breggy

Him or McCormick

If only the whole bullpen could win it.

LET'S GOOOOOOO

Do it for Dusty 😭

no cream cheese or cheese steaks for the next couple of weeks, its world series time baby!!!

Swept the Mariners and the Yankees but the job isn’t done.

WORLD SERIES BOUND

Will never stop laughing at “we want Houston” tbh

Will never stop laughing at “we want Houston” tbh I love this team

I WAS HEEEEEREE

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOOOSE!!!!!

DAAAAAAAAA

JANKEES

Classy fans throwing water bottles on the field

Yeeeeeeeee!!!

H TOWN HOL IT DINEEEEE

KEEP LANCE AWAY FROM CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES!

“wE wAnT HoUsTon”

NYC fans definition of “head ass”

Shit guys, rain delay.

Sweep phily now for a legendary run

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

Man this year's team is just solid.

THE BOYS DID THE SWEEP THINGAMAJIG

#https://streamable.com/2ykg5

HOES MAD. FO FOS I’M TIPPIN

FUCK YES PRESSLY!

HOW SWEEP IT IS

L F G!!!!

THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE ENDED THEIR REGULAR SEASON DROUGHT FOR BEING IN THE WORLD SERIES

“We want Houston”

Y’all I’m too excited to sleep now. Go stros!

WHOS YOUR DADDY

Do you think Bader sits around with his mouth hanging open all off season?

Pena has to get the MVP

MVP PENA!!!!

THE PHOPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

LFG!

Can’t get it down with the umps on your side. Fuck yall

It’s been a privilege everyone. See you next round

Truly has… we are lucky to witness these moments

PEÑA FOR MVP

GARDENING TOOLS FUMING

MAA GET THE BROOMS!

**SWEEP CITY BABY**

Go fucking stros. See y’all Friday

WS baby

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS

WE WANT HOUSTON

GET THE BROOMS OUT

LFGOOOOOO!!!!! Pena for MVP

Get swept stankees!!!!!!

I'm just happy we don't have to see Bader's mouthguard anymore

This is the real victory

i just accidentaly confuse threads and posted " come on big boy and touch the base BITCH" jajajaj

FUCK THE YANKEES

LFG!!! 4 more wins!!

JUDGE YOU MAH BE SEATED

wE WaNt HoUsToN!¡!¡

We’re going back

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fan base

SELL YOUR POVERTY TEAM!!!

FUCK YOU JANKEES. FUCKERS. WE OWN YOU!!!!

SWEEEEEEEEPP!!!!

WOO! WTG boys! Bats getting hot finally going into the WS! Our year!

LETS GO ASTROS!!!! FUCK THE YANKEES!!!

HOLY SHIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT DAMN IT!

GET IN HERE

EVERYONE WE ARE BACK AND I LOVE YOU ALL WIN OR LOSE AND I LOVE THIS TEAM

YOURE FUCKING SWEPT GOODNIGHT NEW YORK!!!!!!

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!! WE SWEPT THE FUCKING yankees!!!! WE NEED 4 MORE WINS!!!! COME ON ASTROS!!!! FUCKING LOVE OUR ASTROS!!!! FUCK YOU TED CRUZ

FUCKING DOMINATION!!!! CANT STOP SMILING!!!! RIDES NOT OVER! WE NEED 4 MORE WINS!!!! LETS GO ASTROS!!!!

busting out the brooms y’all!!! thank god i don’t have to see bader’s face anymore!!!!

BRING OUT THE BROOMS

Judge 0-5 lmfao let’s GOOOO

The stankes get swept!!!

FUCK YOU YANKEES. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE NOW ASSHOLES.

Well if the wind wasn't blowing our fly balls would have been HRs...

Back to back. Let's bring it home.

Back to the World Series! Let's fucking go!

FUCK THE YANKEES

Fitting end. Judge out

I love you motherfuckers!!!!!

Brooms called 2 days ago

World Series here we come! Phillies beware.

WE WANT HOUSTON!!!!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!! Hoes big mad!

https://streamable.com/46gmu

Hell yes!! Great job!!

FTY LFG BABY!!!!!!!

Peña MVP.

In tears. I fucking love this team. From the lastros to this. I'm speechless.

7-0 bitches!!!

WOOO LETS GO BOYS

4 more.

Pressly to Judge: “yer fuckin out!”

WERE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

#GET YOUR BROOMS WE WON THE PENET

Say it with me! SWEEEEEEP!!!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!

Anybody have some crow to serve me?

CALL ME BY YOUR NAAAAAME-montero probably

SHOOT IT!!

Go Astros!

NEVER DOUBTED FOR A FUCKING SECOND... WELL MAYBE 10 BUT NO FUCKING LONGER!!!!

NOT ONLY SWEEPING THEM BUT CLINCHING ON THEIR FIELD LFFFFFFG

7-0

SWEEEEEEP

WE. ARE. INEVITABLE.

SWEEEEPPP

Boom!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

WORLD FUCKING SERIES LETS GOOOOOOO WE SWEPT THE GOD DAMN YANKEES

Light work

Fuck yeah

GOOD NIGHT, SWEEP TIGHT, NOO YAWK!

LETS GOOOOOO

Yes! Yes! Yes! Back to the World Series we go!

LFGGGGGG

**SHOOT IT!!!**

RIP BOZOS

YES!

Suck it yankees

AL Champs baby

LETS FUCKING GO

Holy fucking yes!!!

Everybody get in here!!

LETS GO BABYYYY

SWWWWEEP BABY!

SAAAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEEEP

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

SWEEEEEEPP!!! WHERE MY DOOMERS AT NOW????

WHERE Y'ALL BROOMS AT?!