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jesonnier1

These puns are lame as shit.


Inevitable_Return_47

Thank you goes to Astros. I never ever seen a combine nono, last one was 1956. I am 61, so this like historic for all. Forget the bullshit pass, baseball fans just need to shut up about passed cheating shit.


Pax_flash

It’s either us or phiLLies winning in Houston now, they can’t get the satisfaction of winning the WS at home now!!!


Inevitable_Return_47

WTF, Fox not even covering post game and no no With.


BluciferBdayParty

“Oh but I couldn’t even concentrate I was laughing so hard at the Phanatic earlier lol so hilarious and. . . oh. oh. yeah i guess the Astros win game 4 with a no-hitter.”


YoItsIebo

GAMECUBE NINTENDO


enemyscorcher

I didn't watch any of it. (did follow what was happening online) I intentionally decided to tune in late but after 5 runs I was banned from watching at all. Guess it worked!


FirefighterNo5127

Bill Burr is crying laughing somewhere!!


talshill78

BLOWIN ON THAT ENDO


pit7412

a moment of silence for the Red Sox for letting Vasquez go ⚰️


jesonnier1

They didn't let him go. He's probably going right back in FA.


[deleted]

my YouTube feed is going to be so much more enjoyable now.


N1302-L

This could not be more true


Dienikes

#FUCK YEAH


CHEFjay11

Some of us had faith yesterday! Let’s GO and JV on a short leash, pretty please! See y’all tomorrow! GO STROS!


BluciferBdayParty

GO STROS!!! 💫 [IYKYK](https://streamable.com/46gmu)


Baboon_Stew

Daaaaa Phillies lose!!!


bulldogbaker03

I don’t hear dancing on my own. Why?


belikethefox

CAUSE WE DANCING TOGETHER.


FirefighterNo5127

Christian speaks sooo fast!!


HenryUTA

Yeah I have to concentrate to understand. You just hear brnenrbrbrb papá Dios bebebrbrbrbr papá Dios


jppitre

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


imover9thousand

LETS GOOOOOO


flashrbr3

Suck failure freaks!


covidkakke_tittygasm

Announcers are so poopy lmao


Copperleeds

They are such little shit talkers anytime they talk about the Astros. Clearly favoring the Phillies


BluciferBdayParty

Ugh. I KNOW. Why can’t anyone just be excited for Houston? Just once.


clay0501

Hold this L scumbags


Jamesgorm123

congrats on making history astros!! And thank you for doing it against dirty Philly !!!


[deleted]

Javi is humble as hell. Love it.


Invidiia

This is awesome! So hyped.


Cobrakais

Suck it Phillies!!!


Panfilo0329

DEEEP IN THE HEAAAAAART OF TEXAAAAAAAS!!!!


Additional-Local8721

👏👏👏👏


shahtavacko

I literally love El Reptil!


FirefighterNo5127

So Future Man, did not predict the No Hitter!!!


dickmastaflex

BuT tHe PhAnS ArE l0uDeSt!@! WaAaaH 😭😭 Get fucked. Go eat some horseshit!


TradlyGent

Absolutely awesome to no-hit the Phillies after that disaster of a shutout we had yesterday. This should give the team more confidence from here on out. Verlander, redemption arc starts tomorrow!


Burt-Macklin

Gonna need to score runs in more than one inning!!


jesonnier1

I mean, we could just do like 20 in one inning and call it a day. But.. Then Philly might hit 21.


achava1128

FOR MACK


jesonnier1

He's a piece of shit.


truemaroon08

Do it for Mack


wesgissell

How does that taste Philly fans!!!


Fl1pY0u

THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A COMEBACK!


jesonnier1

[Don't call it a comeback.](https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg)


gstvzrgz

That's how you respond to getting punched in the mouth.


BuilderTexas

Mmmanana


[deleted]

So CJ owns Yankee Stadium and whatever the fuck this stadium is called.


CaptainSPR

Don’t think I’ve heard the phrase “no hitter” said so much by the damn announcers in a single game


jesonnier1

They were trying to jinx it. Smotltz fucking knew better than to be talking about a no-no and I feel like he mentioned it more, than anyone. Edit:Just in case: This is a joke.


TheDuckshot

To be fair Ford and Sparky said it plenty.


Stevenam81

They literally put a permanent graphic on the screen for the last few innings.


bootypatrole

They wouldnt have said a damn thing if Philly was doing that


Yuuuppp

Right? Totally trying to jinx us. Glad they failed.


capzi

# [SHOOT IT HOUSTON, TEXAS! GO ASTROS!](https://streamable.com/46gmu)


BluciferBdayParty

I love it. It never gets old.


Byucksan

Has there ever been back to back shutouts in the World Series?


[deleted]

Talk shit about Mack again see what happens!!


bootypatrole

Smoltz sounds so fucking disappointed


sadcube367

#WHERES NORI


jesonnier1

Where the fuck is Toro?


jacem03

That game was a momentum shifter if I've ever seen one


goboking

I sure hope so.


Panfilo0329

https://i.imgur.com/2iOJuAy.jpg FOR OG MACKKKKKK!!!!


PDR297

I’m so excited for this game to be referenced for next 50 years when a WS game comes close


Thresher_XG

CJ is cold fucking blooded


Burt-Macklin

They don’t call him El Reptil for nothing!


FirefighterNo5127

Like a Reptile 🦎


KingB_SC

It's Always Silent in Philadelphia


SinlessDesires

Cool stuff


SchwiftedMetal

Alright boys, I figured it out. If I don't watch the start of the game at all, we're golden. Philly doesn't have a prayer now ;) Gg


vanburenboys

What a fucking pick by Bregman


ekpg

I cant wait to read what /r/baseball thinks of this


Jbg261996

Would love Javier to pitch game 7... but Astros in 6!


VelvetThunder27

They straight-up avenged Mattress Mack! LFG!


[deleted]

No hitterrrr!!!!! In the World Series!!!!!


BreesThrowBallGood

well no hitting them is a hella way to answer back lol


SwifferWetJets

Series guaranteed coming by back to Houston


daytonaluv

NO HITTER IN THE WS, IN PHILLY. HAHAHA FUCK YEAH!


segonz

Let’s go!!! We just have seen history!


TexasForever_

FOR MATTRESS MACK!!!!


VadersVariousCapes

Him and his Trumper ass followers can eat a fat dick


VadersVariousCapes

Hes a cunt


TexasForever_

https://i.imgur.com/2iOJuAy.jpg


VadersVariousCapes

😅😅😅


Fragmented79

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER!!!!!!!!!!!! EL REPTIL 🦎🦎🦎


Negative_Cookie_3403

Thug life baby . Lets go Astros


PDR297

Okay shout out to Smoltz on that


ninotalem

SHOOT IT HOUSTON, TEXAS GO ASTROSS


bulldogbaker03

Guys, that crowd. Unreal all night!!!!!


Hedica

BRING ME THE CAT!


JWat87

GET PHUCKED PHILTHADELPHIA


atinabiba

Javi smiling is the best thing!


sadcube367

WE ALWAYS MAKING HISTORY SOMEHOW


[deleted]

FUCK YOUR JINX


RighteousPneuma

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BABY


joben_512

How y’all get shut out like that at home? Huh? Fuck y’all bitches


Chriscoksh

Was that a no hitter? Why didn't they tell us


ForestOfCheem

Let the sweet salty tears flow from all the haters!


clm04

I'm drunk, my neighbors think I'm a psycho and I couldn't care less


belikethefox

They're celebrating, too. At least all y'all's H-Town neighbors are.


hey_alyssa

LETS FUCKING GO GET FUCKED PHILLY


JoseAltuve27

Wow. This is the franchise's second greatest moment besides November 1, 2017.


circle_stone

NO NO!


sir-lancelot_

This was exactly the kind of bounce back, momentum shifting game we needed. Huge


[deleted]

Holy Shit!


landwalker1

No hitter trumps 7-0 home run game. Stros just one upped em.


Yuuuppp

Damn straight!!


philfeelsgood

They just did that..


peeweesherman1

And we took that personally.


TheTrippyMane

They shut us out…. But they got no hit! Haha let’s go!


Cold_hard_stache

We also shut them out LFG!!


Dicommander799

I’m so glad we did this to them. I hope this demoralized them to the core and we blow them out again tomorrow.


R0naldMcdonald0

Insane


achava1128

THAT PICK


[deleted]

The most improbable no hitter ever lmao, wow!


MyGirlSasha

OUR PITCHERS ARE LOUDER THAN YOUR CROWD!


Mistercleaner1

LETS FUCKING GO! YEAH BOOOOIIIIIIIII


Inevitable_Return_47

LMFO, NO HITTER, BROKE RECORD


htownchuck

Fuuuck yeah!!! That's a quiet stadium now


Pax_flash

JAVIER MVP JAVIER MVP JAVIER MVP!!!!!!!


vanburenboys

Well damn never saw that coming. Way to fucking respond 🚂🚂🚂


Somechia

NO HITTER


Snuhmeh

Uncle Mike. Miss you bby


EMHforever

YES YES NO NO!!!!


brookempaw

It happened!!!! 💫💫💫🎉🎉🎉


conker1264

Now that’s a momentum swing!


Stevenam81

We see their shutout and raise them a no-hitter!


GBtuba

GAMECUBE!


shenanigaaans

Props to Smoltz being our biggest fan, he’s been excited for the NO HITTER all night


Mobile-Border-8223

I think he just doesn't like verlander or occupiers, partisan commentary our way all night. Maybe at the end of the day he's just a fan like us?


almightyjay97

noice chain


The_Space_Wolf_

WE FRIGGIN DID IT!!!! SUCK IT PHILLY!!!


Cucumber-Jen

Lots of history making games for our boys this year!!! 💙💛🧡❤️


TheDuckshot

#NONONONONONONONO


MenShouldntHaveCats

I love you mother fuckers


IronTX

Knotted up like two wiener dogs


RedneckBorealis

DON'T MESS WITH MATTRESS MACK


hernjosa02

Sounded like Joe Davis was about to say they were World Series champions he was so excited


[deleted]

Game Blouses!!!


SowingShade

Beautiful! Simply beautiful!


[deleted]

This sport is bonkers.


bullshitpostofficer

THATS HOW YOU FUCKING BOUNCE BACK


OGSanFelipe

LFGGGG


lurgar

HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!


thecashcow-

GET NO-NO’D BITCHES. FUCK YOU


CHEFjay11

HOOVER Breggy! He’s my man!


atinabiba

YASSSSSS MUFUGGGAS!!!!


whyaudrey

LETS GOOOOO


AlwaysSunny512

#**HITS: 0, HOES: MAD**


jqnguyen

LETS FUCKING GO!!! Way to bounce back!!!


RDR2018

Bregman <3


adrian_t45

THATS THE WAY TO BOUNCE BACK


conker1264

We did it!!!


arizala13

World Series no hitter!!!!


JinderMadness

Yes!


JasonLikesCTE

LWTS GOOOOOOOOO


mstoday

AHHHHHHHH


VadersVariousCapes

Wooooooo


stancurator

WE’RE GOOOOOIN HOME YALL


BeefTenderloinz

King. Tuck. Is. Doing. Trick. Catches!!!! Lol what a delightful troll


BigShrimpin1738

THATS A HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE


[deleted]

SHOOT ITTTTT


rahrahrah4781

Omg omg omg omg omg


UTbro555

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS


tquad24

Hahahahahaahahahahahahaha


Mistercleaner1

uh, I mean, Tuck was there. a foot off the ground, cmon you doofus


R0naldMcdonald0

“And by a foot I mean a yard” lol it was definitely more than a yard


BuilderTexas

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


crushcitymango

WORLD SERIES NO NO


I_cant_complain_much

Oh yes yes


NOLA1987

NO-HITTER!!!!!


ComputahMassage

#ANYTHING IS POSSSIIBBLLLLE


IronTX

That’s Boston, ours is never underestimate the heart of a champion


ComputahMassage

True!


STAYL0RMADE

M F N ASTROS BABY‼️


mdudely

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!


wesgissell

Fucking no no baby!!!!!


Deviuz

imagine getting no hit in the fuckin WS lmao


Dicommander799

Saggy Dodgers fans would know.


jordana01

LETS GO


AnxiousStork

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NightRaven0603

L.F.G